I can't stand in the sidelines any longer. Here it is, a special edition of...
Kraidle's RAW IS... REVIEW!
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HBK Segment:
Well, RAW started off with HBK taunting Mr. Angle, saying stuff about what he had done last week, and showing footage of SmackDown!, where Shawn was dressed as a cameraman. And he went on to say that Angle's problem was that he had never gotten in the ring with HBK. And he was right; Angle came on to say that he was right, saying that it was an issue from all the way back in 1996, when Kurt won the medal, but all he was getting was "Shawn did this awesome match at WM!", ouch. Then, Angle threatened to break all of Shawn's records in the coming 4 weeks. Oh joy...
Triple H vs. Rosey: 2.9/5
It was a pretty decent match, and I think we all know how rare it is to actually see Triple H wrestling one-on-one on RAW. Anyway, they did pretty well, and Triple H landed a REAL Pedigree this time, winning the match. Then, he went and got a sledge, and nailed Rosey after his match.
Evolution Segment:
Well, we see Ric with a worried look in his face, and with good reason. He's wrestling Batista. But Triple H came and talked him out of the worry, saying that he would be there in his corner, with Ol' Faithful. For those that don't know, that's a sledgehammer.
Ladder Match Announcement:
Yep, Jericho's idea became true, with this hellish lineup for a Ladder Match. It will be Jericho, Benoit, Benjamin, Christian, Edge, and another person, fighting for an ambitious prize. The winner will get a contract, which will be in effect for 12 months, even WM22, to compete for the World Heavyweight Championship. The name of this match will be "Money In The Bank". Indeed it is...
Christian vs. Kane: 2.1/5
The other person in the ladder match? Kane. Holy shit, that ring is gonna crumble if he jumps off a ladder! But anywho, the match wasn't too great. It was strictly Kane domination the Creepy Little Bastard, with a few interventions from Tomko. But Kane won with a chokeslam, and got a thank-you from Tomko: A ladder to the face. As they left the ring, however, Kane sat up, like he always does. Is Kane a face now? Yes... He ain't getting any chance to speak backstage anymore.
Randy & Stacy:
Well, Randy K. Orton was getting ready to make an announcement regarding WM21, with the help of Stacy Keibler. She really has nothing else to do but whore up to the wrestlers, huh? At least she's got legs...
Chris Jericho vs. Edge: 3.4/5
A pretty entertaining match, actually, even though there was nothing out of the ordinary for the most of it. Just wrestling and countering, until the ref went down. Then, Edge went and got the Ladder (It's the same one from Kane vs. Christian; they had it up on the rampway), and after a few reversals, nailed Jericho on the grapefruits, with the ref back just in time for a 3 count. Hooray, Edge. You won AND got laid with Lita. I envy you. -.-;
RKO Announcement:
Yep, he announced it, people. He annouced his challenge to the Undertaker, to fight him at WrestleMania, and that he would end The Phenom's undefeated streak. The crowd's reaction was pretty mixed, actually, pops and jeers all over. Then, Bischoff came and told Randy of how this would benefit him and RAW. But Randy had another idea in mind, calling Bischoff a LEGEND, for beating RAW's ratings for 88 weeks in WCW with Nitro. Yeah, we all saw this coming, and we ALL like seeing Bischoff getting his ass kicked. The RKO went down smoothly, actually.
Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin: 3.5/5
Oh yeah, this match was finger-licking good. Everything went pretty routine, until Benoit did that suicide dive. Then, after that, it went on to be another good match, ending with Benjamin tapping out to the Crossface. If only this had been an Intercontinental Championship match...
Christy Segment:
Our lovely Playboy bitch has just grown some guts, apparently, and called Trish out. What did she do? She challenged Trish for the Women's Championship at WrestleMania! Gasp! And then, she revealed that she was being trained by another WWE Diva, wait for it... Lita! And she's walking just fine (but had some bracing in her injured leg). And with this appearance, Christy did the Reverse of Fate on Trish. If someone can tell me what the name of that move was, I'd appreciate it.
The Sledge goes Bye-Bye:
Yep, Bischoff grew some balls once more, demanding Triple H's sledgehammer, or else he wasn't going to go to the ring with Ric. Triple H had no choice. Yay.
Ric Flair vs. Batista: 2.2/5
It wasn't as good as it was hyped up, but could it have been, anyway? Batista's all about Power wrestling, and he has to modify his moves for Flair, especially the Batista Bomb, which ended looking like crap. In the end, Batista won, even with Triple H in the surroundings.
Triple H Attacks:
Yep, this didn't stop Paul Levesque from running up to Batista and knocking him down from behind. Hell, he even got ANOTHER sledgehammer from below the ring, and tried to use it on Batista. But, it didn't work, and Batista actually ended up BREAKING the sledge. There was a telltale that the sledge was dodgy, seeing as how Triple H used it before attacking Batista (he merely tapped the ring steps, grabbing on to the top, while usually, he uses all his strength).
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And with that, another episode of RAW ends. But you guys want some advice from me? Spend some money this Sunday, at TNA's Destination X PPV. That Ultimate X match is NOT something you want to miss.
Later, mortals!