At 3/3/05 10:07 PM, LordKooler wrote:

Avie's Smackdown observations (yeah, maybe I'll make this a weekly, I dunno, we'll just see how I feel, and if people like it)

LordKooler's Smackdown review
1. John cena segment
This is the kind of rap that John cena does when he's feuding with someone. John cena raps about JBL and says that he will lose the WWE title at wrestlemania 21. Did any of you see the new Wrestlemania 21 commercial with JBL & John cena in a parody of A few good men?

Haven't seen the commercial, but I think it's about time they cut back on Cena's rapping and get him to act more serious about his oppurtunity. Maybe they're saving that until right around when Mania hits (and if they are, bully for them, that's a very smart thing to do, since it will convey to the audience that fun and games are over, and Cena is going to seriously take the belt from JBL, and be a credible champ).

2.Eddie guerrero & Rey mysterio vs Mark jindrak & Luther reigns
Eddie & Rey mostly dominated this match. And that's why they won. Jindrak & Reigns argued at the end and Jindrak attacked reigns. Will this lead up to a Mark Jindrak vs Luther reigns match at Wrestlemania 21.

From what I hear, yeah, it will, and apparently Jindrak is supposed to be the babyface in this situation. I think this is rushed though, especially for a big show like Mania. I don't think the fans truly give a fuck about either one of them in any real way, so splitting them and having them feud at this point is only going to hurt their potential future value I feel.

3.Booker T vs Heidenreich
It's just like their match at No way out. But with a different ending, Heidenreich wins by DQ instead of Booker T.

Terrible news, since it looks like these two will be booked together at Mania. Vince, have Book beat this idiot and then drop him, even if he's payed the downside of his guarantee (which being on TV and PPV, I know he isn't) it's still too much. There are are so many talented guys on the roster right now getting crapped on so unentertaining bastards like this can make money they don't deserve.

4.Kurt angle segment
Kurt angle shows a video clip of what he did to Shawn michaels on RAW and before he wrestles his opponent in the invitational, Shawn michaels attacks Kurt angle after taking off his Cameraman disguise.

Bout what I expected, no way they can turn me off to this match...now watch, they'll do something retarded next week just to prove me fucking wrong.

5.Dawn Marie & Rene dupree vs Michelle & Big show
Rene & Dawn marie looked shocked when Michelle revealed her partner The Big show. This was a boring match. When the big show was tagged, He domninated Rene dupree. This was a boring match.

Don't know what the hell the point of it was other then to get hot girls on TV. Big Show looks like he's going to be rudderless again now that his main event push is over.

6.JBL segment
A boring segment. Like john cena's rap at the start of the show, JBL bashes his opponent. And talks bad about Cena's fans. And says if he doesn't get any respect from the crowd, He will leave. Since the crowd didn't give him respect, He leaves.

Now if only that would work every week...

7.John cena vs Orlando jordan
Before the match, JBL said if Orlando doesn't win the U.S title, He's gonna get kicked out of JBL's cabinet. John cena dominates the match until JBL & his cabinet interfere. And at the end, Orlando wins the U.S title.

Not a bad outcome honestly I feel. Like Jordan or not, the company has put a lot of time into him, grooming him from Velocity into the position he's in now. They obviously see something in him, and I do believe he's a pretty solid hand, let's hope he can really do something with the oppurtunity he's been given, with as bad as SD! has been lately, and a lot of it having to do with guys who don't belong workwise and charisma wise in spots they've been placed in, they really need new faces like OJ to run with any sort of ball they're given.

and the fact they have made him job more than the rest of the JBL's team.

damn, most of you guys got to see SD. Damn UPN..

Mark Henry hurt his leg training on OVW and will be out of action for 6-8 weeks. He was on the road to comming back to WWE's main roster.

heh, a few of the places I went to read the results keeps calling calito a chia pet.

anyhoo lets go over some of the matches we know for sure are going to be on WM:
World Title Match
HHH vs Batista
We have waited a long time for this one and no doubt will be kick-ass
WWE Championship
JBL vs Cena
This is as predictable as anything
Five man Ladder Match
Jericho vs ???
Not sure yet who will be in this but I think they will include Sheldon and make it for the IC title. Some possible people in this could be Christian, Benoit, and Hassan. Maybe Edge wil be one of them, or even Gene who knows for sure just yet. I think this could be a good one.
Orton Vs Taker
Good match, hard to pick a winner.
HBK vs Angel
We all know this is also going to be a kick-ass match here.
Chavo vs. London
I'm guesing they will include this. Again a good match here, definatly PPV quality.

So thats six that I know of. So far there hasn't been anything for the tag-team titles for either brand, but I can imaging they will squeeze something in, maybe on Heat. Also if you'll notice that a few choice names aren't on the current card, such as: Kane and Booker T. Also I doubt they will have a US title defense but again who knows at this point. What do you guys think?

At 3/4/05 04:43 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: Also I doubt they will have a US title defense but again who knows at this point. What do you guys think?

If they pulled it off, It would be Dupree or Kenzo, Maybe Eddie you see it will be like this eddie and rey feud, eddie wins the US title, then the wwe title like a year ago.

Damn what the happen to TNA today. Like I want to see the sports list that was made a year ago. Any news about this would be appreicated. Hopefully it will be on at its re-run time.

i really think that at wrestlemania 21 that stone cold will stun piper.....i wish
i really want him to come back not even as a wrestler just to be on the show
there was nothing like watching a show and you just know something was gonna happen because stone cold was there

ahhh.... the good ol' days

At 3/4/05 04:43 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: World Title Match
HHH vs Batista

Batista. Why? : Because he is the game in a sence. Just look at how far he's come in a year, he's sure to be getting new, shiny things. :)

WWE Championship
JBL vs Cena

Cena. Why? : JBL is has gone long enough with the title, and if the WWF higher-ups know what is good for ratings and sales, Cena will win this match.

Five man Ladder Match
Jericho vs ???

Not too sure on that one. :/

Orton Vs Taker

Hmm..... I don't think Orton has what it takes to best Taker. I'm going with the Dead Man on this one. :: nods ::

HBK vs Angel

Angle fo' sho. He's got all the skills to pull this one off. He just has to avoid some of HBKs sweet chin music, and he'll be in the clear.

Chavo vs. London

Hmm..... London on this one. Why? : And thats the bottom line, cause this man said so. :: cracks open a beer ::

But who knows, it's up to the retared higher-ups in the WWF. :/ If they know what is good for them, they will make the right choice.

Heard the company is pissed that the finish for Hassaun and Benoit's match got fucked on Monday since they wanted Hassaun to stay undefeated into Mania since he is rumored to be facing Hogan, yeah, that's right, add Hassaun vs. Hogan to potential matches.

I think it would be a great idea to add the IC title into this ladder match, since as stands to me, it seems like it'll be an at least decent spot fest to give a bunch of guys who won't get booked for a straight up singles or tag contest a nice PPV bonus.

I have heard Chavo vs. London will happen at Mania, I've also heard Eddie and Rey will go at it, and both men are pushing the company to keep it babyface vs. babyface (which I agree with, it could be done as simply to prove once and for all who's the better man, hell, you can even make it a two of three falls like they did for Guerrero and Malenkos last ECW match, although I don't think it would be allowed to go as long).

At 3/5/05 02:17 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Heard the company is pissed that the finish for Hassaun and Benoit's match got fucked on Monday since they wanted Hassaun to stay undefeated into Mania since he is rumored to be facing Hogan, yeah, that's right, add Hassaun vs. Hogan to potential matches.

:i would believe that rumor since hogan always talks about america his one name was mr.america for gods sake and his theme song for a while was i a a real american
but if the did face each other i think it would be cool since iron sheik is gonna be there to get inducted in the hall of fame they should have him interfere because they are both for the middle east and then theiron sheik takes the place of davari as his manager

I heard that Brock would come to this wrestlemania, even though he quit, to join the NFL, and then told everyone he hated gays.

there is also some rumors of trish and Red-Headed nutjob of having some sort of match.

Hassan vs Hogan? Aw come on man, hogan has been a jerk for a year and they give him a match at WM? Sure he should be in the hall of fame but this is pushing it.

From wrestlezone

This past week Matt Hardy confirmed on his personal website's messageboard that he has in fact broken up with Amy Dumas (Lita) and that reports are true that Lita has been cheating on him. What wasn't posted on Matt's site is that the person Lita was cheating on him with is actually a close friend of Matt's and a fellow WWE superstar. That superstar is EDGE. We have confirmation that Edge, who himself was recently married, has been having an affair on the road with Lita and that it was Edge's wife that contacted Matt Hardy directly about the situation.

Insider sources tell us that WWEmanagement is extremely angry at Edge over what they consider the height of improper conduct among their employees. Edge and Matt Hardy have been close friends for several years, as both The Hardy Boyz and Edge & Christian broke into the company together and made each others' careers during their series of high-risk stipulation matches (inclding the innovative TLC matches) over the WWE Tag Team Championships. There is a feeling backstage that Edge's behavior with Lita is a politically crippling move that has the potential to seriously threaten his career.

Matt Hardy is currently on the sidelines with an injury but will be returning to the road on March 19th. With both Matt and Edge currently on the RAW roster, things should get pretty interesting backstage.

Check back soon for more on this shocking story.

holy crap.. Edge is an asshole.

omg that is BAD couple lol

i remember jeff and trish lol

At 3/5/05 03:07 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: holy crap.. Edge is an asshole.

Yeah, but a smart asshole. Lita is the only good looking female wrestler on the roster. Plus, she's hard to resist. But that does suck for Matt though. :/

At 3/4/05 04:43 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: Five man Ladder Match
Jericho vs ???
Not sure yet who will be in this but I think they will include Sheldon and make it for the IC title. Some possible people in this could be Christian, Benoit, and Hassan. Maybe Edge wil be one of them, or even Gene who knows for sure just yet. I think this could be a good one.

Who could be in this match? Maven maybe, Shelton if they are going classic IC ladder match road, maybe Benoit. I think they are limited to a select few

Orton Vs Taker
Good match, hard to pick a winner.

I hope to God that undertaker wins this. I like Orton and all, but the undertaker's mysterioness would be gone with loss here

At 3/5/05 02:20 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: there is also some rumors of trish and Red-Headed nutjob of having some sort of match.

I know, they could have some sort of match involving lingerie, maybe even pillows, making it, wait for it, a lingerie pillow fight. T'would be so epic, womens champ versus red-head who is undefeated in her career as a lingerie-pllow fighter.
Will they ever train those goddam women?

Hassan vs Hogan? Aw come on man, hogan has been a jerk for a year and they give him a match at WM? Sure he should be in the hall of fame but this is pushing it.

Sounds like a good match to fuck up hassan

At 3/5/05 08:37 PM, Master_Inuyasha wrote: Yeah, but a smart asshole. Lita is the only good looking female wrestler on the roster. Plus, she's hard to resist. But that does suck for Matt though. :/

Actually, he's a pretty stupid asshole. Fucking somebody else's girl, when the girl, and the guy work at the same place you do, it's just dumb as shit. This is one of those situations that looks bad for management, since it makes it will cause huge heaaches in the locker room. I don't envy Vince in this situation, I'm thinking AT THE LEAST he has to transfer one of them off of RAW, so they don't have to deal with each other, as for Lita, you're guess is as good as mine how that will be handled, but since she's the least valuable individual in this situation, I can see her possibly getting a release to make an example.

i loved brock lesnar, espcially when he beat up zack gowen, ''BRock NO!, Brock NO!''

I do not like wrestling very much unless its like big show crushing rey myterio jr.

what about brock lesnar discuss if he will return or give me the page where it's already discussed. this topic is so big.

before we do that, I want to continue with this edge/lita thing

How messes up is this when Edge's wife found out about this and told matt? I'm wondering how she found out. Both Edge and Lita have shown how low they can go with this, Edge being worse since he is married (though I doubt he will be for much longer) and for a little while I was trying to see if this was some sort of clever storyline in the making but these things also came to mind :Only Edge has been there and neither Matt or Lita are ready for a return, though matt is not too farr away from one. This is just bad news anyway you look at it. poor matt

Lesnar stuff: i've heard nothing about him for a while.

the last i've heard of brock lesnar is that he admitted he hated gay people. Then they kicked him out of the NFL.

Lesnar should make a return to the WWE at wrestlemania. That would be so cool. From previous wrestlemanias it seems superstars make surprising returns there... but we all know that Rowdy roddy Piper will be there and Stone Cold too. Maybe The Rock??? The Rock was the best because he was the funniest wrestler.... oh and HHH is an idiot.

i have heard rumors of sting coming back at mania but idoubt it cause theywould have showed him by now and get a big builup going on

At 3/6/05 12:38 PM, YoinK_VineS wrote: Maybe The Rock???

Nope. :/ He made an offical statement saying he has no plans of returning to the WWE or any wrestling company.

oh and HHH is an idiot.

Well, he's not an idiot, but an ass. He's a very crafty guy and knows how to make his puppets dance the right way. The Cerebral Assassin as he is also know as.

How was this year's Royal Rumble? Who was no.1 and no.2, and who won?

At 3/6/05 02:13 PM, -Frank- wrote: How was this year's Royal Rumble? Who was no.1 and no.2, and who won?

john cena and batista were the last two but batista won
may i just say all hail mickfoliac where have you been man

as everyone knows chyna is on the surreal life on vh1
i am an avid watcher of the surreal life even before that season
and tonight at 9:00 x-pac is gonna be on there and they throw fists and everyone gets in a fight
just to let you guys know so watch it

At 3/6/05 12:07 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: How messes up is this when Edge's wife found out about this and told matt? I'm wondering how she found out. Both Edge and Lita have shown how low they can go with this, Edge being worse since he is married (though I doubt he will be for much longer) and for a little while I was trying to see if this was some sort of clever storyline in the making but these things also came to mind :Only Edge has been there and neither Matt or Lita are ready for a return, though matt is not too farr away from one. This is just bad news anyway you look at it. poor matt

If nothing else, they pretty much HAVE to take Edge off of RAW, I think he could be too valuable elsewhere to just fire him, and he can't stay on RAW because not only is it possible that when Matt comes back could he start something with Edge, but Val Venis might start something with Edge now (since Edge's wife is Val's sister). It's a dumb move on his end, and in very poor taste to do to his friend, not to mention the hell he's going to reap upon his bank account from the fines I'm sure Vince will levy, and the divorce proceedings, and alimony he'll pay to his wife.

Hmm... That has got to be the most fucked up thing I've heard all week. WWE is certainly going to have to make a damn hard decision here. If it were up to me, I'd move Matt, and leave Edge in RAW. If you think about it, Matt really has nothing in RAW, anyway, and now that this little "issue" has popped up, it would be an even worse decision to leave him there.

Expect something from me. Soon, I will rise up to the wrestling elite!

Actuallyt he's not married to Val's sister. He was but they split. this is his second wife he cheated on. I don't know what happened to his first marrage.