Do I have to apologize? Yes, simply because I did not see RAW last week. Meh, my run may soon be ending...
Kraidle's RAW IS... REVIEW!
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Highlight Reel:
Yep, this week, RAW started things off in Toronto with a Highlight Reel. But suddenly, everyone's favorite elf comes out, Muhammad Hassan, along with the babbling Daivari. Basically, they exchanged a few words, and started to clock each other, until Hassan got Jericho in a Camel Clutch. Then, Benoit got down to the ring, and broke up the thing.
Triple H Segment:
Nothing here to talk aboot, Triple H and Flair were talking about Batista and if he was still in a bad mood. Nothing too interesting.
La Resistance & Maven vs. Benjamin, Rosey and Hurricane: 2.8/5
A 6-man tag and this was the best they could come up with? Disgraceful. Inconceivable. Vis-a-vis. Anyway, the match wasn't too interesting, and it ended with a roll-up on Rosey.
Randy Walk:
Randy is going to the ring, Stacy appears, they talk, Stacy kisses Randy, Randy continues. Just another day in the life of the Legend Killer.
Randy Segment:
Well, as I said, he goes down to the ring to address some things. Mainly, that it had been the best moment in his life in Toronto, when he won the World Title at SummerSlam. Then, Triple H comes out and, like Randy puts it, uses the speech he's been using the last 6 years. "I've beaten Rock, Foley, HBK, Nash, Goldberg, Kane, etc."
Triple H is pissed:
After the little speech, Triple H walks off backstage and was pissed like always, wanting to talk to Batista. Then, Batista appears, and says that he has something to talk about to Bischoff.
HBK Interview:
Holy crap, they hate Shawn in Canada! Nothing but heat came from the crowd, and to make things worse, Bischoff got into the interview and made a match with Christian, stating that it wasn't really a match, since Christian had Tomko and the people from Canada.
Christian vs. Shawn Michaels: 3.3/5
It's always fun to see Shawn in Canada, so much hatred. Anywho, both Tomko AND Edge interfeired in this match-up, but Shawn still got the win with his famous SCM. Afterwards, he SCM'ed Tomko too, and gets speared by Edge, the crowd loving it.
Batista vs. Viscera: 2/5
Oh, come on! There was nothing interesting about this match, except a Samoan Drop on Batista. It soon ended afterward, with Batista using a spinebuster to finish off Viscera. What? He ain't gonna Botchknife him, this ain't WCW.
Evolution Segment:
Basically, Batista said that he was going to be in a RRQ match, and Triple H tried to talk him out of it. I don't know, there seems to be a huge plot building around Batista. Maybe he'll win this year.
Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit: 3.8/5
It was good. I've never seen them have a bad match. One highlight was when Benoit backdropped Jericho over the ropes and into the floor, scary stuff. It ended after Jericho got a roll-up from a Sharpshooter, and they even shook hands on it afterward. How nice.
Trish Segment:
Well, Trish said that she said she would win over Lita, that she destroyed Lita's leg (you wish), and that Lita was still a whore. But for our pleasure, Kane got a well-done Chokeslam on the pretty prostitute. Thumbs up, Ugly!
No Holds Barred: 3/5
Kane vs. Gene Snitsky:
Nothing will bet better than the match they had on Taboo Tuesday, and it wasn't that good of a match anyway. Nothing too "No Holds Barred" happened, but it had a neat ending. Kane Chokeslammed himself and Snitsky over the edge, so there was no winner. And Snitsky was laughing.
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There.