Well, I feel like crap, emotionally. I like the idea of Taboo Tuesday, even if it's obviously rigged. It will at least give us the illusion that we are finally getting what we want.
And although it's a little late, I had to see a recorded RAW, so here's...
KRAIDLE'S "RAW IS... REVIEW"!
******
Mr. McMahon's announcement:
Well, Vince announces Taboo Tuesday to the masses, which is an "interactive" PPV (my ass). And as Eric starts to object the decision, Vince call out Eugene and makes the first match: Eric Bischoff vs. Eugene w/stipulations still not decided.
Tag Match: 2.7/5
Stacy & Victoria vs. Molly & Trish
Actually a better match than the other Diva matches lately, but lackluster to start RAW off. Stacy pins Molly exactly the same way as last week.
Randy & Vince segment:
Vince runs into Orton, who is reading the new RAW mag, and explains how it can all go away. Randy then points out that in his match with Evolution, the winning letters would be RKO.
Jobber Interview:
Gene Snitzky tells everyone that what happened to Lita last week was not his fault. Great, another jobbing redneck is in the roster...
The Hurricane vs. Tajiri: 2.6/5
Mainly a one-sided match. Hurricane's return did not go well as his ass was handed down to him. And he did not take it so well *coughheelturncough* as he usually does.
Kane Interview:
Eh, Kane explains that the baby has a 50/50 chance of surviving, he gets pissed at Gene because he said it was not his fault, and Kane makes his breathing noises again.
HBK vs. Y2J: 3.8/5
Oh hell yeah! The best match of the night, Jericho faces off against HBK, defending the title. Except for the fact that Christian and Tomko ruined the match, and that it was a commercial break match (although they showed the momentum shift), it was an awesome match.
Evolution segment:
Evolution critizice Taboo Tuesday, and tell the fans "Screw them". Just another day in the life of Evolution.
Maven vs. Sylvan Grenier: 2.3/5
Maven sports a new attire, that sucks because they replaced the trunks with red briefs. Otherwise, a pretty meh match.
Lita Update:
The baby dies. I won't bore you with details, the baby died, Kane made a big deal of it, and Lita looked like she had an overdose. I laughed like hell.
Diva search:
The end was here. Coach told the Wannabes that they had made an enemy out of him, and Trish comes out and announces that the new Diva would have to go through an "inniciation" (oh boy...). Christy won, and I think it's good. Sure, she's a little hyper ("All natural" my ass), but she looks like a good wrestler. AND she's ripped! WOOT!
Tag Match: 3.7/5
Evolution vs. Benoit, Orton & Benjamin
It was a very good match to end RAW. It becomes a handicap match for a while, after Orton gets bumped on the pole and runned down by Batista. But he comes back, tags himself in, and RKO's Flair for the fall. Pretty bitchin'.
******
And that's it for me. My decisions, like the referees, are final.
Bye, cabrones!
