yup. As I said, I'm looking forward to it.

To Goldberg cap:

Announcer in background: If your two year old has more teeth than you do...you might be a redneck.

Goldberg: Well...I guess that makes me a Redneck.

To Rico cap:

Rico (with lisp): So what we're going to do here is tone down the biceps, tone up the triceps, add maybe just a hint of body makeup, and voila, the next six pack sexy stup champ.

Val (?): Oh thank you Rico. What would I ever do without you as my personnal beauticial.

Rico (with lisp): well..obviously you'd look hidious and probably go kill youself precious.

BTW, ignore the previous post. It just goes to show you how far behind I am in the thread, lol

Just for the sake of posting before I go to bed, Carlito Cool, the guy that is coming to WWE, may be bad news. Although he is a pretty good wrestler, he was in the WWC, the worst indy wrestling federation in the world. So, this could be bad news for SmackDown!

You better make us Boricuas proud like Savio did, Carly Colon!

Just go here... You may find a few familiar names...

I recognize kid romeo... thats about it.

Kid Romeo and Konnan were the only 2 I noticed.

I will watch SD today, but I will stay focused on the 4 hour Football game with the Pats vs the Colts! Yeah!

LordKooler's Smackdown review
1.JBL vs Charlie Haas rating:***1/2
A decent match to start off Smackdown. It was just like last week's Orlando jordan vs Charlie haas match, But JBL was wrestling in his first match since Summerslam. JBL won after Orlando jordan distracted Haas. After the match, JBL said that Undertaker will never get another title shot again and announces the Undertaker's funeral in 2 weeks. Then the Undertaker's old music plays and a black car comes out. But Smackdown GM Theodore long comes out and announces a Last ride match for the WWE title at No mercy. The stipulation of the match is the wrestler has to beat his opponent so bad and put him through a hearst.
2.Kidman & London vs Kenzo suzuki & Rene dupree rating:***
For the second week in a row, Kidman didn't execute the Shooting star press because of what he did to Chavo guerrero 2 weeks ago. So Kidman walked out of the match, Leaving Paul london all by himself. At the end Dupree and Suzuki won the WWE Tag team championship. After the match London had an arguement with Kidman backstage. Maybe there might be a Billy kidman vs Paul london match at No mercy.
3.The Dudley boys vs RVD & Hardcore holly & Rey mysterio rating:***
This wasn't a 2 on 3 handicap match, This was a six man tag team match with all 3 Dudleys. It was a good match. RVD, Holly, and Mysterio won at the end.
4.John cena segment rating:***
A funny rap by john cena. Cena calls Booker T "Bookie Goldberg." And raps about his tag team partner in WCW Stevie ray.
5.Paul heyman vs Funaki rating:*
This was a bad match, Heidenreich attacks funaki helping Paul heyman win.
6.Eddie guerrero vs Kurt angle rating:****
A great match to end Smackdown. Smackdown hasn't had a Lumberjack match since the Rene dupree vs John cena match from June. Big show came out at the end and attacked everyone!

Oh yeah!

Move of the Day!

Need I say it twice...

The Show Stoppah!

Show is back bitches! He will kill all of your asses. I feel we have a new contender for your title JBL!

Since I can't do the Impact review anymore (School) someone will have to do it for me! But I will do move of the day and Move of the week! Hells yeah bitches!

I missed SD.. how did show look? impressive?

thanks red, so far your the first to comment.

Goddamn...I'm far behind. I had to read the last two pages to catch up. Frankly, I don't watch SD! anymore. Haven't since Judgement Day. However when checkign results the other day, I clicked on a link for that Carlito Cool guy. Are the writers that desperate for ideas they come up with some kind of stupid bad-ass Carribean shit? I swear that Smackdown is going down the tubes.

Haven't seen RAW in a while but I think shit's going well over there. I'd like to make a few predictions for Unforgiven:

Shawn Michaels vs. Kane: I actually thought HBK was done after that attack. But who's going to win? I wouldn't mind seeing Kane get a decent win. But HBK always pulls something out. How will it end? Same as it always done. Sweet Chin Music out of nowhere and HBK falls on Kane for a pin.

Benoit & Regal vs. Batista & Flair: Never saw this match coming. It is really hard because Batista/Flair is an experienced team but Benoit/Regal have the makings of a good team. I'll go with Benoit & Regal.

Trish Stratus vs. Victoria: Don't know really. Probably Trish by some sort of devious means.

Rhyno & Tajiri vs. La Resistance: Wouldn't mind seeing La Resistance lose the belts. If WWE wants to have teams that stick in people's minds, and that may end up actually staying around for longer then a few months, they need to let them get the belts. People like the Rhyno/Tajiri team, and I could see them getting the belts. Now if only SD! could come up with a decent team....

Chris Jericho vs. Christian: A classic guaranteed. Just hope they don't use it for an opener. Of course they'll be interference. I feel the next big fued here is gonna be Jericho/Edge, so look for Edge to interfere on Christian's behalf, but still have Jericho pull it out.

Randy Orton vs. Triple H: Young up and comer versus the guy screwing the boss's daughter. I'm sure Orton could be a good champ for another few months. But I can't help but feel HHH's is gonna win and keep it for the next year....AGAIN.

And finally, to catch up with everyone. My favorite ladder match....I think happened sometime last year. RVD VS Christian. That was a hell of a match. Never saw Hardy/Taker, although I heard it wasn't that good from a friend of mine. And I never did see the original back at WM 10. But @ Unforgiven there may be a new favorite. Who knows?

Oh well....I'm done for now.

on your catching up what did you think of my new article type thing?

Don't worry folks, the SD of it is comming soon.

Eddie legitimatly collapsed after his match with kurt on SD. Stress related it seems. He has been under a lot of pressure recently with his cousin chavo getting knocked stupid, and him having a home and family in south florida that was hit by a hurricane, and might be hit again. He should be ok.

At 9/8/04 08:03 PM, bestjeffhardyfan wrote: another cap here you go, sorry i found a lot

pinned guy: Dammit you farted in my face.

Angle: So you think the angle lock is better.

awsome rant red. I kept laughing through it.

That time again!

Move of the day!

I was lucky enough to catch the few matches for the TNA show Impact.

The winner is...

The POOUUUUUNNNNCCEE!

Monty brown Bitches! Former NE Pat! Gawd Dayum!

But, the move of the week is...

Not seen untill Sunday! haha!

but...

Jarret is stil champ bitches! But who will he face? As Vince Russo and Jarret said " Will it be an Outsider of TNA?" Hmmm... outsider? *sniff* I smell...I smell a great use of Scott Hall/ Kevin Nash! Or will it be someone else? Hmmm...

Tune in Sunday for "The move of the Day" and the "Move of the Week!" I look forward to that!

At 9/7/04 03:03 AM, Kraidle_Effect wrote: And just for the hell of it, here are my predictions for Unforgiven this Sunday in PPV (hopefully, I'll be watching it):

I will watch but the buy rate will hit a new low.

Shawn Michaels vs. Kane: hbk all the way kane has the lita storyline plus hbk is still holding a grudge.

Benoit & Regal vs. Batista & Flair: more like filler the heels will win ie flair win the figure 4 on regal.

Trish Stratus vs. Victoria: for a month I forgot there was a womens title trish wins by distraction.

Rhyno & Tajiri vs. La Resistance: hmm although la resistance is the only legit tag team their time as champs will end. I hope tajiri gives griener a straight on buzzsaw kick. Tha man beast and japanese buzzsaw win.

Chris Jericho vs. Christian: a hard one to decide christian was in the last ladder match and he lost to rvd but make no generalztions. so christian wins

Randy Orton vs. Triple H: easily randy orton I will give your 20 bucks if hhh wins/

But what are YOUR predictions?

ha look above I stole your format. I miss impact sigh*

At 9/10/04 08:56 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:

what did you think of my new article type thing?

Although not addressed to meTLDR!!!!! ha I took the time of reading it. I appreacited so I guess you did waste your time writing it.

Don't worry folks, the SD of it is comming soon.

good it better be.

I will take over bibbys raw and sd move of the day that is with permission though. I will look forward to adding some spice to that segment. it will end up bland like ketchup but I will try.
and I guess no impact reviews I cant do it either. my school doesnt get FSN. So lets ask someone else to review tna impact.

thanks. I can't wait for the PPV

carmella was arrested for kicking a girl in the face at a cleveland bar lets see if she is still on the diva search on monday

At 9/11/04 11:27 AM, bestjeffhardyfan wrote: carmella was arrested for kicking a girl in the face at a cleveland bar lets see if she is still on the diva search on monday

Well, As they say in the porn industry:

"Ohhh yeah! Right in her face!"

I don't like her, let us hope it is Christy and Joy as the final 2 and That Joy wins.

One day...forces will collide

One day...all hell breaks loose

One day...the verdict of the jury will find you

and in this one day...the verdict will be...unforgiving

YOU WILL BE UNFORGIVEN!

Wow. Who knew that it's been a whole month allready? Anywho, it's time for...predictions from the Dark Water World.

First match, by the looks of things, Christian vs. Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental Championship. I would like Christian to be reunited with the Intercontinental Championship again, but the way I see it, Edge interferes, Edge and Christian reunite, Con-Chairto is reunited, Edge is given back the Intercontinental Championship on Monday Night RAW by Bischoff who then says "Edge's strip of the Intercontinental Championship...it's null and void. It was just a set-up to get Edge and Christian back together." Then after a few months of Edge and Christian being reunited, Christian gets jealous...again...and wants Edge's Intercontinental Championship...again...then again I could be wrong. Either way, Jericho loses, but it'd be cool if he won, because then it'd be a push towards the World Heavyweight championship...which he hasn't won since Dec. 16th, 2001.

Second match, Trish Stratus vs. Victoria for the Women's Championship. I see Trish successfully defending, ie. Christian, Tyson Tomko, or her bum wrist.

Third match, Benoit & Regal vs. Batista & Flair. The way I see it, Batista & Flair win. Former Tag-Team champions. Regal & Benoit...they've never even teamed up before...or so I think.

Fourth match, Shawn Michaels vs. Kane. Kane's on a roll babay. Either Kane gets a clean victory or a dirty won via. interference by Lita or Matt Hardy. If Shawn wins, yay for him, but I think Kane will win.

Fifth match, La Resistance vs. Tajiri & Rhyno for the World Tag-Team Championship(s). I don't want to see Tajiri & Rhyno win the World Tag-Team Championship(s), but seeing how La Resistance has held the Tag-Team Championship(s) for four grueling months, they have to lose.

Sixth match, Triple H vs. Randy Orton for the World Heavyweight Championship. Triple H lost the World Heavyweight Championship back in Mar., so he's been titleless for six months, I say Triple H is reunited with what's rightfully his, but then again, Randy K. Orton is the youngest World Heavyweight Champion evar and I say it's Orton's time to reign supreme. But Triple H is so pissed off at Orton, it might be mass slaughter. I can't decide who will truely win, I like both competitors.

Recap.

Christian (or Edge on Monday Night RAW), either way Jericho loses
Trish Stratus
Batista & Flair
Kane
Tajiri & Rhyno
undecided

then again, Benoit & Regal might get a small push, upsetting the former Tag-Team champs. If that happens, I'll probably still be undecided between Triple H and Randy K. Orton. I have a small feeling Triple H will probably win though (Randy Orton's reign ending = :()

Big Show's return couldent have happened any better, actualy thats not true. if he did something other than chokeslam everyone it would have been alot better. although it was still pretty fucking awesome

Nice prediction there frog.

I hadn't originally meant to do a raw only version, but I did so to be fair here is teh SD version of....

Outlaw's Ponderings

Where have the cruiserweights gone?: Have you noticewd that only a small handfull if the cruiserweights are present on SD? What th hell happened? When they brought the title back there was some feirce competition for it, nit we get.. what? a total of three people going for the belt? At least have Spike defend it against more opponents that we havn't seen in a while, like Akio. Where has he been? Same with Moore who hasn't been seen since the cruiserweight battle royal. Whats the point of a division if the belt goes to rey mysterio, Chavo, and now spike. Those are the last few champions. Jamie Noble was a former champ, why not him? Or maybe Nunzio? Lots of talent, but no useage. Way to manage your roster WWE.

Tag-Team absense: Where are all the tag teams? We have the dudlyz who are on tv each week, we had Kidman and london but thats no longer there, and now kenzo and dupree who are not a regular tag team yet. They just form and on their first night of taging together they win the titles. not the best of ways to promote championships. What happened to the Bashams? They just dissapeared. and if you look at the SD roster thats pretty much it for tag-teams. The rest will sometimes pair up but are all usually singles wrestlers. The only two i can think of that seem to be becomming a regular tag team is chavo and noble and Gunn anf Holly.

JBL the redneck wonder: Honestly the worst champion we've had in a long time. He has done nothing productive as champ, and if anything has brought it down. Correct me if I'm wrong but if your a sucky wrestler but manage to stay with a company for ten years or so does that mean you are truly deserving of a world title run? Don't be fooled by the name change folks, thats still Bradshaw, the guy who had some of the worst matches when he was doing the cowboy gimmick for the first time. Then he bacame a tag-team with Farrooq. After the roster split he did the hardcore thing on raw as a cowboy texan guy until he got hurt. Went back to SD to team with Farrooq again until said partner got fired. Then became a rich cowboy. did his moves change? Nope. And after his match with taker he came out blubbering and crying. And if you think about it not one of his major title victories have been won cleanly if at all since he's been DQed quite a bit. The only title defense I can remember that he won clean was against Spike.

Thats all for now hope you enjoyed an uh <Insert cool ending phrase here>

Does anyone know what time the ppv is today? I want to rent it, But I don't know what time it is.

At 9/12/04 11:05 AM, mallrat867 wrote: Does anyone know what time the ppv is today? I want to rent it, But I don't know what time it is.

Same as always! 7:30 EST, channel something, 29.95 oooo llaaa pay per veiw!

So far at unforgiven:

Batista and Flair lost to Benoit and Regal.

Trish beat Viktoria, and stevie richards( as we all knew ) was the myestery lady.

Jerihco beat Christian for The IC belt in a amazing ladder match.

After manhandleing Michael's most of the match, Kane eventully loses.

Right know It's La resistance v.s. Rhino and Tajeri, and La resistance is winning.

La resistance won.

Orton Just lost! I was so pissed! He was fighting all 3 members of evolution Then got whacked with a chair!

At 9/12/04 09:59 PM, mallrat867 wrote: So far at unforgiven:

Batista and Flair lost to Benoit and Regal.

Trish beat Viktoria, and stevie richards( as we all knew ) was the myestery lady.

Jerihco beat Christian for The IC belt in a amazing ladder match.

After manhandleing Michael's most of the match, Kane eventully loses.

Right know It's La resistance v.s. Rhino and Tajeri, and La resistance is winning.

Thank you Mallrat! Well, The only good news was that last one...but I betcha they lost to The Animal and the Foreigner. Oh well.

The move of the day will be the winner of Triple H vs Randy. The Move of the week will be The move of the day today or from some other day! Depends on my mood.

Look at the new videos and the first glimpse at the new system for Submissions a la Charlie Haas!

http://media.ps2.ign.com/media/670/670847/vids_1.html?fromint=1

Rhyno and Tajiri lost? what the fuck was the point of it than? la resitance has had the title for way to long, and Rhyno and Tajiri have been getting a major push lately why make them lose?

At 9/12/04 10:43 PM, Bibby_Ney wrote:

The move of the day will be the winner of Triple H vs Randy.

So it looks like the move of the day is the Pedigree.

At 9/12/04 12:14 AM, frogman0123 wrote: Recap.

Christian (or Edge on Monday Night RAW), either way Jericho loses
Trish Stratus
Batista & Flair
Kane
Tajiri & Rhyno
undecided

then again, Benoit & Regal might get a small push, upsetting the former Tag-Team champs. If that happens, I'll probably still be undecided between Triple H and Randy K. Orton. I have a small feeling Triple H will probably win though (Randy Orton's reign ending = :()

Jericho won :(, Trish won :), Benoit and Regal won :( (allthough I did say they might get a small push), Michaels won :(, La Resistance won :(, and Triple H won :) (I wish Orton was still champ)

So I ended up being 2 and 4 (wow I suck), unless you count the "small push" thing, then I'd be 3 and 3.

I heard the ladder match was awsome. I'm guessing mallrat saw it, so how was it?

So Orton lost the title.. Doesn't having all of evolution being the on;y way you can win bring your character down a few notches?