At 1/13/05 08:17 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: *le sigh* if only those gangsters hadnt cut off all your limbs :'(

Yeah. And I'd fuck you if only they hadn't cut off my dick. :-o

hahaha. vermin....

Yes, rat fetishes and that sort of thing.

yeh, i myself have never been on a road trip, because the earliest any of my friends will get their licenses in will be around 2 and a half years....

Sucks to be you.

and wtf am i gonna tell my parents?

I'm sure there is plenty of shit you can make up.

"yo, im going to meet some guy i never seen before, sais he's my age. back in a few!!"

Tell them that he offered to show you his kittens.

freight train?

What, never heard of it before?

i think i'd fly if i was going to the states... long fucking flight though.

But where you gonna get da money?

NOISHE = NICE with a lisp!!!!

Could have sworn it meant something else.

The Lazy Bastars?
someone who knows a bad ass mod gota ask em to lock that shit up!

Hopefully he won't ban you for telling him what to do.

im really sad. i really, really dont wana be back at school guys, i just dislike it so much.

You sound so much like Livecorpse during his final days.

HOLY FEKC im sorry, its longer than it is wide :'( please dont banish me!

Don't worry, I'll just cut off the rest.

At 1/13/05 09:39 PM, Painbringer wrote:

yeh, i myself have never been on a road trip, because the earliest any of my friends will get their licenses in will be around 2 and a half years....

Sucks to be you.

i'd say. i go on road trips any chacne i get. pack everyone in teh van, go to vermont and rampage around some other ski mountain for a weekend. or pile into the van and ehad up to montreal.

and wtf am i gonna tell my parents?

I'm sure there is plenty of shit you can make up.

yeah....sure...

"yo, im going to meet some guy i never seen before, sais he's my age. back in a few!!"

Tell them that he offered to show you his kittens.

haha, i know i'd buy that if i were a parent.

i think i'd fly if i was going to the states... long fucking flight though.

But where you gonna get da money?

somebody could put it into his paypal account...

The Lazy Bastars?
someone who knows a bad ass mod gota ask em to lock that shit up!

Hopefully he won't ban you for telling him what to do.

they usually dont' even listen about it. actually i asked tanner and shrap both to lock the thread.

how do they claim to be older? do they lack the ability to read?!

im really sad. i really, really dont wana be back at school guys, i just dislike it so much.

You sound so much like Livecorpse during his final days.

i'm pretty sure livecorpse sounded a little more like, "holy fuck i just stabbed my best friend and shot at a cop and am going to jail and i just fucked up royaly. kthnxbye"

Don't worry, I'll just cut off the rest.

heh, sounds like what the doctor said to your mother after circumsizing you!

At 1/13/05 10:25 PM, MALforPresident wrote: yeah....sure...

I didn't say they would have to buy it.

haha, i know i'd buy that if i were a parent.

Like father, like son.

somebody could put it into his paypal account...

If no one is willing to donate to Ozcar, then why would they donate to him?

they usually dont' even listen about it. actually i asked tanner and shrap both to lock the thread.

They have bigger shit to deal with than something that threatens your monopoly.

how do they claim to be older? do they lack the ability to read?!

Why don't you torture them for information, not me.

i'm pretty sure livecorpse sounded a little more like, "holy fuck i just stabbed my best friend and shot at a cop and am going to jail and i just fucked up royaly. kthnxbye"

Uh, look a little further back.

heh, sounds like what the doctor said to your mother after circumsizing you!

*Arabic voice* I'm not circumsized you American Jew!

lol, there always seems to be a 8-12 hour time frame between when i post and when you guys do :P
im gona eat dinner now, so ill make a bit multi reply later (:

yay. 16 hours later, i've had my dinner, my sleep and soon my breakfast...
and NOW!... i will reply :P

At 1/13/05 09:39 PM, Painbringer wrote: Yeah. And I'd fuck you if only they hadn't cut off my dick. :-o

*whinces*... me = not into that.

Yes, rat fetishes and that sort of thing.

lol, now there would be a sight.

Sucks to be you.

yeh but you guys probably have way more road deaths than we do :P

I'm sure there is plenty of shit you can make up.

eh... i really dont care about the matter....

Tell them that he offered to show you his kittens.

*damn!* why didnt i think of that earlier!

What, never heard of it before?

heard of it, dont know what it is though.

But where you gonna get da money?

you raise a good question.

Could have sworn it meant something else.

well it doesnt.

Hopefully he won't ban you for telling him what to do.

i did say ASK, not TELL :P

You sound so much like Livecorpse during his final days.

euhm... maybe not...

Don't worry, I'll just cut off the rest

HUZZAAH!

At 1/13/05 10:25 PM, MALforPresident wrote: i'd say. i go on road trips any chacne i get. pack everyone in teh van, go to vermont and rampage around some other ski mountain for a weekend. or pile into the van and ehad up to montreal.

that would be cool....

yeah....sure...

finally someone else is being realistic :D

haha, i know i'd buy that if i were a parent.

i know i'd be stealing from you and shit if you were my parent!

somebody could put it into his paypal account...

:'( i dont have a paypal account :(
should i get one? i hardly think i would use it.

they usually dont' even listen about it. actually i asked tanner and shrap both to lock the thread.

how do they claim to be older? do they lack the ability to read?!

hahaha, yes thats why they have so many GD posts on the BBS.
o well, maybe we should go in and check out the Lazy Bastards thread and see if they are different to us - i also dont want new people coming in here and.... talking.

i'm pretty sure livecorpse sounded a little more like, "holy fuck i just stabbed my best friend and shot at a cop and am going to jail and i just fucked up royaly. kthnxbye"

yaya, MAL hit the money.

heh, sounds like what the doctor said to your mother after circumsizing you!

LOLZ0R!
POINT! MAL!
hahaha.
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well, its getting into the PM where you guys live, i trust you will post soon!

Hello it seems that none from the Slackers Crew is on besides that randomass dude that I never seen post here. So let me introduce myself names Bon................ call me Chris. So I'm just going to ask a few stupid questions because I'm smooth like that. How long you been a member of the Slackers Crew? Do you have AIM? If yes to the last question IM me my s/n is Master0fPie. Ok I'm done and yes I'm just only posting to bump this thread but anyway back to my life.
Yesterday at school I get called down to the principal's office. So I'm thinking WTF I didn't do anything since November. It seems that the school has been getting complaints from parents that I have been smoking, but heres the thing if I WAS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL GROUNDS! But it seems my school can still get me in trouble for anything if I'm in my uniform what bullshit is that. I would finish this story but I'm busy BYE.

At 1/14/05 08:12 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: lol, now there would be a sight.

Some Japanese sites have that.

yeh but you guys probably have way more road deaths than we do :P

Indeed we do. Statistics say so.

eh... i really dont care about the matter....

Loser!

*damn!* why didnt i think of that earlier!

Because you didn't

heard of it, dont know what it is though.

It's a train for transporting just about everything, except people. Though bums get around on them.

you raise a good question.

Money rules everything here.

i did say ASK, not TELL :P

They'll still ban you of you ask them to lock the spam topic you posted in.

euhm... maybe not...

Well what you said reminded me of him.

two much writing so ill talk about the part i did read of the previous page.
i have some threesome experiences- rememeber how i did drugs alot in the summer? well, ill admit something. i did heavy rugs twice, and will never do them again. shrooms once and extacy once. while on ex me and jason and frances had one, but we dont count it so much cause we were so fucked up and she eft after an hour. and my other experiance is that- remember the anthony guy that came up in the summer? pretty much the only reason he came was to have a threesome with me and jason, but after he tried to get with kayla the night she and her boyfriend broke up, i decided not to anymore. lolsorry ben you had to hear this, im in suprisingly truthful mood right niow....

Pie man:
you didnt need to bump this topic up, i had posted in here like an hour and a bit before you did.
and im pretty sure none of us care whether or not you've been smoking.
whoooop-dee FREAKIN doo!

At 1/14/05 11:04 PM, Painbringer wrote: Some Japanese sites have that.

weird japs...

Indeed we do. Statistics say so.

yaya.

Loser!

yes, its true. im a loser coz i dont wana meet ppl from the internet :p

Because you didn't

ah.

It's a train for transporting just about everything, except people. Though bums get around on them.

lol, like what they have in all those western movies and shit where they run after the train and then sleep in a carriage of pillows hahahaha.

Money rules everything here.

right you are.

They'll still ban you of you ask them to lock the spam topic you posted in.

i haven't, nor will post in there....

Well what you said reminded me of him.

eh, its your brain.

At 1/15/05 12:24 AM, TearDropped wrote: *Crazy ass hippy sex and drugs shit*

Wow, Stash. You are so hardcore it makes me green with envy. Though I'm already fucked up enough as it is without the drugs. Man, I wish I was there to see it all.

im in suprisingly truthful mood right niow....

I wonder if this is all a Libra thing, 'cause I've never been so truthful with anyone in my entire life 'till this week.

At 1/15/05 01:20 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: weird japs...

Yeah, and I'm one of them - I mean - Doh!

yaya.

Be sure to cheer when me, Ben, Stash, and Jason all die in one car accident this Sunday.

(Ben and Stash, please ignore that last statement)

yes, its true. im a loser coz i dont wana meet ppl from the internet :p

You probably have no local friends either.

lol, like what they have in all those western movies and shit where they run after the train and then sleep in a carriage of pillows hahahaha.

Only in this day and age they are deisel powered and sometimes have double stacked cargo containers from ships.

i haven't, nor will post in there....

Not even for a Klondike bar?

eh, its your brain.

What, you sayin I'm suicidal or somethin? Huh? Well maybe I aughta buy a gun and blow my fucking brains out!

At 1/15/05 02:23 AM, Painbringer wrote: Yeah, and I'm one of them - I mean - Doh!

lol, you see everyday life as if you're watching a wide screen TV XP

Be sure to cheer when me, Ben, Stash, and Jason all die in one car accident this Sunday.

you got it.

(Ben and Stash, please ignore that last statement)

no, dont... he means it!

You probably have no local friends either.

"I am ashamed and i feel neglected"
lol, no i do. but where he lives is way outta my...way.

Only in this day and age they are deisel powered and sometimes have double stacked cargo containers from ships.

ah i c i c.

Not even for a Klondike bar?

see... i dont know what that is. so, no.

What, you sayin I'm suicidal or somethin? Huh? Well maybe I aughta buy a gun and blow my fucking brains out!

why not?
you got somethin to live for, chump?

At 1/15/05 06:46 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: lol, you see everyday life as if you're watching a wide screen TV XP

No, I see life at a 180 degree viewing angle.

you got it.

And when you become a Flash master, be sure to make a movie about it that's worthy enough for the Bastards collection.

no, dont... he means it!

Lies! LIES!

see... i dont know what that is. so, no.

You mean they don't have ice cream commercials on TV where you live?

why not?
you got somethin to live for, chump?

*Thinks long and hard*

No, I guess I don't.

Thxbai.

*Bang*

At 1/15/05 12:24 AM, TearDropped wrote: i have some threesome experiences- sorry ben you had to hear this, im in suprisingly truthful mood right niow....

Naughty, naughty Stasia. I'd never be able to bring myself to have a threesome. It's like that last scene in Chasing Amy. If I love someone enough to have sex with them, I'd never want to share that person with someone else, guy or girl. Sure, I've fantasized about it -- what guy hasn't? -- but in the real scope of things, I couldn't do it. For me, it'd be one of those "can't get clean, can't get clean" kind of things. God, I miss that show. Oh, Mal? Sorry to hear that things between you and Anna are a little rough. But it's good that you're talking to her. As long as you can still talk about what's troubling you, there's still hope. And who knows? Maybe arguments aren't a bad thing. After all, you rapidly learn what you need to say and what you should never have said in the first place. However, I'm glad to say that me and Oriana have never had a full-fledged argument. Both of us are good enough at picking out subtle hints to not have to resort to something of that magnitude. Things are going much better now between me and her too. In fact, things have been going very well. Rrowr.

Don't mind me. I've just been having a good time for the past few days. For one thing, I've noticed that Ori seems to be mimicking certain little habits of mine. To be brief, when I get packs of Dentyne Ice, there's a particular order that I chew the pieces in. She gets packs of "Dentyne Fire" these days -- same brand, but cinnamon-flavoured -- and well, she's starting to do the same thing. I called her on it too. Her reply was terse: "Yeah, shut up." She's got a real weird way of being affectionate. But when she is, genuinely, it's something special. We had just spent some quality couch time together last Wednesday, when all of a sudden, she looked up at me and said, "You're such a great boyfriend." After the initial shock had worn off, I just about melted. And it's been getting better ever since, as I'm sure Stasia can attest to just from watching us in Video class. Oh, and last night? Well, Stasia, I'm going to kill you if you let this get out, but there was some, er, toplessness involved. That's why I only called you "naughty". If I had called you anything more than that, it would've just come back to bite me in the ass. But no, things are good. In fact, things are great. I'm just a little sad at the fact that my Video class with Ori is slowly coming to a close. I have no classes with her next semester. I mean, I don't want to see any less of her, you know? (Wow, that could really go either way.) But all joking aside, I'll miss her. I already have it all worked out with her though. I'll still be able to see her at least once a week every Wednesday. Things are starting to fall into place.

Now, about tomorrow; Stasia and Konrad, listen up. Stash, make it to my place by 1 o' clock tomorrow. I've tried calling you a few times now, but every time I've tried, it's been engaged. Konrad, there's really not much to do in New West, so what say we just hit a sushi place for lunch like we planned, rent a movie or two and watch them at Stasia's, then, like, hit Blenz for a nightcap? Fill me in, people. I'll be watching the thread tonight, but we'll talk tomorrow. I just want a better idea on where we all stand. Until tomorrow.

[Man, Stash is going to be the only one who gets this.]

Hi, my name is Don, and I am Konrads new boyfriend. He got me to join NG and recomended I started off here first.

So hi everyone!

Yeah, I type like a n00b, but that's because I am - Konrad told me so. He Even proofread this post. :)

So yeah, I want to join because for one thing Konrad told me to, and I don't do my housework.

Oh, and Konrad demands that you accept me.

Yup, that is Don, and he is my boyfriend. He's one of the guys who was in the threesome that day. Oh, and I'm posting this from his apartment, in the nude!

Anyway, Ben and Stash, I shall be seeing you tomorrow.

At 1/15/05 03:52 PM, Painbringer wrote: No, I see life at a 180 degree viewing angle.

wha? *doesnt comprehend*

And when you become a Flash master, be sure to make a movie about it that's worthy enough for the Bastards collection.

umm... ok :S

Lies! LIES!

SILENCE!

You mean they don't have ice cream commercials on TV where you live?

yeh we do, but we dont have Klondike bars in Australia...

*Thinks long and hard*

*waits while he ponders*

No, I guess I don't.

see.

Thxbai.

*Bang*

*happy dance*
I MEEAANNN>>>>> *is....sad* lol.
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DonBush - i'll laugh real hard if you turn out to be Kon's alt account! and you know what that means everyone...
Konny had a 3some with his imaginary friends!!! MUHAHAHAH....
BWAHAHAH!
omfg i am t3h evil....
XD

At 1/16/05 01:24 AM, Painbringer wrote: Yup, that is Don, and he is my boyfriend. He's one of the guys who was in the threesome that day. Oh, and I'm posting this from his apartment, in the nude!

i waS on FOUR TABS of E and it was my first time doing it. you have no idea how fucked up i was- i couldnt help it. it makes you really happy, really truthful and really horny, in that order. jason said he aways wanted one, the frances said she did too,then i said weve got nothing better to do. it didnt go too well... wehardly count it really. ill say why not now, and kon and ben dont bring it up. And anthony- i should mention hes 21, black, and a father. So the ather part stood in my way too. and Konrad- thank you for traumatizing me greatly. and welcome Don.

Anyway, Ben and Stash, I shall be seeing you tomorrow.

Yes you will- but i thought we were oing to abbey? ok, ok... i dont have nay money so could we do anything that doesnt involve it?

Oh hey, i forget the worst part of h ething with frannie- the whole time there was some little boys watching from the window. my brothers friends. and when i heard them out there i chased them away and they went and told greg, so he knows. we told him never to do heavy drugs.

KINKAY!
oh, ben, i didnt read that part before, as i said i skimmed it twice. i read up to just before that then skippind it. stupid stasia :(
<3
you dirty boy you
btw... i already thought you had done that... but now theres PROOF!
*sends massage to all!
ttysoon

yes yes, three posts in a row, critisize all you want but this one is necessary.

BEN
konrad cant make it out as im sure you know, the roads are so icy. if you still want me to come seee you phone me BEFORE 12:30. i know that only gives 1/2 an hour. ill still come out for a little while, but i might go to jasons if you dont get a hold of me, or go see you then go to jasons. k? i love you, phone if you want me there, okie? okie. <3

At 1/16/05 02:44 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: wha? *doesnt comprehend*

Full human eyesight is 180 degrees - Kids only have 60 degrees.

umm... ok :S

What, you don't wanna do Flash?

SILENCE!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

yeh we do, but we dont have Klondike bars in Australia...

Oh well.

*happy dance*
I MEEAANNN>>>>> *is....sad* lol.

Why be sad? Death is only a journey.

DonBush - i'll laugh real hard if you turn out to be Kon's alt account!

How can that be my alt when I killed myself yesterday?
...Oh shit.

At 1/16/05 11:56 AM, TearDropped wrote: i waS on FOUR TABS of E and it was my first time doing it. you have no idea how fucked up i was- i couldnt help it. it makes you really happy, really truthful and really horny, in that order.

With that much X it's a wonder that you didn't kill yourself the morning after. Although I never tried it, I know what it can. One of my brother's girly friends nearly killed herself because of the depsressing after effects. So be careful.

and Konrad- thank you for traumatizing me greatly.

Anytime, Stash.

Yes you will- but i thought we were oing to abbey? ok, ok... i dont have nay money so could we do anything that doesnt involve it?

Since when did you become so broke? Ah, you don't have to answer that.

Damn, good to see this club is still here despite all the noobie duplicates that have come about. I wish I had more time to post on NG, I would be here everyday. But I will do my best to stick around....

X is not a good drug to be taking, just ask my ex girlfriend.

At 1/16/05 06:43 PM, AncientX wrote: Damn, good to see this club is still here despite all the noobie duplicates that have come about.

Yeah, when will the n00bs ever learn?

But I will do my best to stick around....

Sure. That's what they all say.

X is not a good drug to be taking, just ask my ex girlfriend.

Good pun there.

That was a good pun, if I think about it. But I try not to think too much, because it defeats the purpose of being a Slacker. Besides, when have I ever REALLY left NG and never come back. And I always find time to stop in here and make a few posts, even if it's on the 39th page.

At 1/16/05 03:51 PM, Painbringer wrote: Full human eyesight is 180 degrees - Kids only have 60 degrees.

really? hahaha. so thats why they're always unco and dumb and dont see shit, lolol.

What, you don't wanna do Flash?

not particularly... i have Flash 5... made a few movies... watched those movies... and that was that.
no mo flash for me. i just watch it.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*cowers*

Oh well.

indeed.

Why be sad? Death is only a journey.

ke?
freaky emo bitch!

How can that be my alt when I killed myself yesterday?
...Oh shit.

lolol...
j00 are t3h 3m0! m3h PWNZ0R!!
lol, whats that movie... Bubble Tea, thats the one.. "OOHH!!! T3H PWNZ0R!!! i cannot find your FRIENDZ0R!" hahaha.
funny stuff.

Hey, thanks for the welcome Stash!

And hey Marcus, you should believe Konrad he is totally telling the truth about everything including the 3 some. I was not so much into the other guy, but Konrad, yah he’s hot.

This is not an alt member for Konrad, I am for real. Oh and yes, he was in the nude, wow!

DonBush n00b

At 1/16/05 06:54 PM, AncientX wrote: That was a good pun, if I think about it. But I try not to think too much, because it defeats the purpose of being a Slacker.

You have a point. But intelligent people don't have to think so hard on a post like others. Still, your posts are good quality.

Besides, when have I ever REALLY left NG and never come back.

The thing is that when people leave we never know if and when they'll ever come back. Therefore we assume they left for good.

At 1/16/05 06:54 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: really? hahaha. so thats why they're always unco and dumb and dont see shit, lolol.

It just means that they have to look both ways before crossing the street.

not particularly... i have Flash 5...
no mo flash for me. i just watch it.

You should get MX 2004 - Big difference.

*cowers*

That's better.

freaky emo bitch!

Hey, the only two Linkin park songs I really like are Crawling and that Nazi one - Both from the Hybrid Theory album.

lol, whats that movie... Bubble Tea, thats the one..
funny stuff.

Never heard of it.

At 1/16/05 08:02 PM, DonBush wrote: This is not an alt member for Konrad, I am for real. Oh and yes, he was in the nude, wow!

See, Marcus? It's two against one, therefore you cannot win.

DonBush n00b

That should probably go in your text sig. It would also look better as "DonBush - n00b" don't ya think?