At 12/12/04 09:52 PM, MasterOfPie wrote: Hey folks gather around as I tell a tale of retardness. It was a cold day I was in a school mass thing as a joke I started singing a song about drugs some teacher heard me so I go down to the principals office she makes me write a letter stating I don't believe in my religion and shit. I would go in more detail but I'm tired so IM me because I'm only posting to bump this thing BYE

hmm. sound halarious. i'm going to have to draft out one of those things to give to my father..ahaha, he'll kill me. ahahaha

At 12/12/04 09:52 PM, MasterOfPie wrote: Hey folks gather around as I tell a tale of retardness.

Long time no see, Fatboy. I know to you may think it's all a joke, but too that teacher it's a traumatic experience.

Anyway, I just came back from a day of shopping with my mom.

ooooh, mom shoppng. i did that yesterday. lots of fighting...one of these days, well get along.
i want to see a copy of this letter- you poor bastard, man. im sorry.
but hey, im screwed too. my mom... kinda.. caught me and jason today. holy shit. im screwed. but, on the bright side, he has a house again with a yard and *gasp* his own bedroom. kinda. its actually a really, really big closet that i told him to claim. yes, my boyfrind lives in a close. better than homeless.

At 12/13/04 12:45 AM, TearDropped wrote: my mom... kinda.. caught me and jason today.

Did she catch you two making out or something?

yes, my boyfrind lives in a closet.

I wonder if he might also be in the closet. :-P

At 12/12/04 10:36 PM, Painbringer wrote: Long time no see, Fatboy. I know to you may think it's all a joke, but too that teacher it's a traumatic experience.

Anyway, I just came back from a day of shopping with my mom.

Call me Chris and what you mean long time no see we talk online whenever you're on and I'm bored. Fuck that teacher shes out to get me or maybe I'm just paranoid I mean the FBI is watching me I think. I'm going shopping tommorow I'm getting a new guitar and pickups for it.

At 12/13/04 07:16 AM, MasterOfPie wrote: Call me Chris

Very well, Fatboy. :-)

and what you mean long time no see we talk online whenever you're on and I'm bored.

Yes, but even though I see your true colours so often, I rarely see you like I used to in the public forums.

Fuck that teacher shes out to get me or maybe I'm just paranoid I mean the FBI is watching me I think.

I'm sure she's probably thinking the same thing about you - It happened to me like two years ago.

I'm going shopping tommorow I'm getting a new guitar and pickups for it.

Can't wait to hear some of your shit.

At 12/13/04 09:49 AM, GanonsTriforce wrote: YAY! I'm on his friend list! THE FIRST ONE! Wooot!

You mean on Mal's list? Well, congratulations. I don't think I'll every be on top of anyone's list - But I might.

I have a kidney infection. I'm gonna die.

Uh, that's great. *Bedn style thumbs up*

I never saw that one coming. Ha ha ha.

You're joking, right?

At 12/13/04 02:06 PM, Painbringer wrote: Very well, Fatboy. :-)

Bastard.

Yes, but even though I see your true colours so often, I rarely see you like I used to in the public forums.

Yeah well I'm a gay sex deprived 14 year old bisexual so no shit about the true colors thing, and well I act like a retard on fourms so I don't post much to seem less like a retard.

I'm sure she's probably thinking the same thing about you - It happened to me like two years ago.

No because I don't even have her for anything, but she makes me get like a million haircuts even when my hair isn't long.

Can't wait to hear some of your shit.

I'm not going to record myself taking a shit but unless you mean hear me play guitar well I need to learn some good songs first because I only know some really stupid songs that arn't my style(meaning I don't know any Pink Floyd or any Death Metal songs)

At 12/13/04 03:16 PM, MasterOfPie wrote: Bastard.

I was born after my parents got married.

Yeah well I'm a gay sex deprived 14 year old bisexual

Refresh my memory... When was the last time you came out on the NG BBS?

I act like a retard on fourms so I don't post much to seem less like a retard.

You know, you would eventually be less of a retard if you had a large body of people criticising you.

No because I don't even have her for anything, but she makes me get like a million haircuts even when my hair isn't long.

No teacher has the right to make you cut your hair.

I'm not going to record myself taking a shit

I'm sure there are plenty of sound effects you can download to simulate that sound.

(meaning I don't know any Pink Floyd or any Death Metal songs)

Maybe you should start with the basics, like "Happy Birthday", "Three Blind Mice", and "Smoke on the Water".

At 12/13/04 04:06 PM, Painbringer wrote: I was born after my parents got married.

Uhhhhhh shut up n00b.

Refresh my memory... When was the last time you came out on the NG BBS?

My last post but really somewhere here or the OCP.

You know, you would eventually be less of a retard if you had a large body of people criticising you.

Fuck them

No teacher has the right to make you cut your hair.

Yeah she does because I have a dress code at my school.

I'm sure there are plenty of sound effects you can download to simulate that sound.

I don't feel like downloading anything.

Maybe you should start with the basics, like "Happy Birthday", "Three Blind Mice", and "Smoke on the Water".

I'm learn Crazy Train right now I been playing for almost a year now just that I never really tried to finish learning songs because my taste in music changes a lot and it depends on my mood and I know Smoke on the Water.

<3 you guys. just saying hi for old times sake.

i'd give up important things for extra hours in a day, that's for sure.

At 12/13/04 07:03 PM, madhatt3r wrote: <3 you guys. just saying hi for old times sake.

i'd give up important things for extra hours in a day, that's for sure.

RYAN its good to see you again I might be in NYC soon again for "business" so we should try to meet up if you know what I mean.........nevermind I forgot you don't swing that way OR DO YOU?

hatter! i havent talked to you forever! course i havent been on- i was going to phone you awhile ago. i long timeago, now. hi.
konrad, i guess you didnt know- jason is bisexual. the other week i got him to make out with a guy friend ofours, steve. *drools*

At 12/13/04 07:03 PM, madhatt3r wrote: <3 you guys. just saying hi for old times sake.

i'd give up important things for extra hours in a day, that's for sure.

YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

you never call. you never come and visit. you dont even talk to me anymore!

i mean, come on, we're in the same state for god's sake!!! just keep driving north and you'll find me...

and i found out tanner lives in bimghamton (kinda near me!)

and stash, you never call me..oke, once, but i was at work for a week...

allsion, those type of infections are commen and easily treated. you're not going to die.

in slackers news:

I'M SO TOTALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!!!

ok, get this, my chem/math teacher is putting me on the list AGAIN for two subjects. and i admit i disurve to be on it for math, i dont do shit in that class

but for three weeks straight i have been on top of everything in chemistry.

fucking bitch put me on again because my grad is a 64 or something...up from a 50 something last week......

the concept of our "unsatisfactory" eligeability list is so that if a student does their work, but is unable to make a passing average, they wont be punished.

fucking hell she told me last week if i had a 61 average she would have not put me on the damned list. now that i've surpassed the fucking grade, she decides to still keep me on it.

thanks to her i was unable to even think about driving last week. i wasn't able to play in any basketball games. and my parents "grounded" me so i was unable to do anything. including going to work.

well..now thanks to her and her bitchy mood this week i will now be officially off the basketball team (ineligeable for 2 weeks in a season = off the team) and i probably will be grounded again soley on the fact that i have two U's yet again, not based on my effort. thus, by missing another weekend at the mountain, i'm damn near close to being fired before i could even start working. and they aren't so nice about it, happened to a kid last year.

yeah, i know. i shouldent have even had my average down that far. it was below a 50 the week ebfore she was going to put me on the list. then for some unknown reason, she just slapped me on her unsatisfactery list and wont take me off...fucking hell, double standards suck.

she's got kids with lower grades then me and who put in way less effort then i do just riding along smoothly.

At 12/13/04 06:44 PM, MasterOfPie wrote: Uhhhhhh shut up n00b.

I'm a n00b in what way?

My last post but really somewhere here or the OCP.

You got a big gap in your posts, but I don't see anything about gayness.

Fuck them

Fine, let your ignorance grow.

Yeah she does because I have a dress code at my school.

Then quit bitchin and do as you're told!

I don't feel like downloading anything.

Then buy it. :-)

my taste in music changes a lot

You mean you would like rap one day and country the next?

for one, ive tried tophone you about 5 times. we were gonna phone mad cause he disappeared and we thought a chick phoning him would get him bck, remember? you were in on it.

second, im really sorry your teacher isnt getting any. what a bitch! that fucking sucks man. get her to eat glass or something, idont know. love though.

At 12/13/04 07:03 PM, madhatt3r wrote: <3 you guys. just saying hi for old times sake.

Long time no see, old pal.

i'd give up important things for extra hours in a day, that's for sure.

So, what have you been doing all this time?

At 12/13/04 10:55 PM, TearDropped wrote: konrad, i guess you didnt know- jason is bisexual.

Aw snap! I aughta meet him someday.

the other week i got him to make out with a guy friend ofours, steve. *drools*

And you watched them make out?!?

At 12/13/04 11:35 PM, TearDropped wrote: for one, ive tried tophone you about 5 times. we were gonna phone mad cause he disappeared and we thought a chick phoning him would get him bck, remember? you were in on it.

second, im really sorry your teacher isnt getting any. what a bitch! that fucking sucks man. get her to eat glass or something, idont know. love though.

i remember only once of you calling me. and that was when you left that incoherent messege on my machine!

heh..i remember that, back when our forums were still up

they'll be back in a lil bit. nemoX is waiting on a credit card

i love that guy, but he's never around

At 12/13/04 11:40 PM, Painbringer wrote: Aw snap! I aughta meet him someday.

no hitting on my boyfrined. i thought everyone knew- i helped him figure it out awhile ago, months and months, before he went back to oklahoma. course i wasnt on the net alot then- i didnt have it.

And you watched them make out?!?

we were all drunk. steves bi too, all the way, jasons just kinda. its somewhere between bi-curious and all the way bisexual. nad of course i did, it was fucking hot too. *orgasms* i wasnt the only one that thought so either, his girlfriend or 2 and a half years is the one that dared them, and then shannon loved it too. (shes the chick kissing me in the pic) we were drunk, so everyone made out. i made out with every chick there.

At 12/13/04 11:53 PM, TearDropped wrote:

such irony, you use your 666th post in explaining your sin of adultry!

sorry, i'm not very religious (ok. i'm diest, i'm anti riligion) but its just a funny irony!

by the way stash!!!!

here's a screeny for your troubles!

At 12/13/04 11:53 PM, TearDropped wrote: no hitting on my boyfrined.

Fine, none of that. But I still think I should meet him someday though. No demands or anything.

we were drunk, so everyone made out. i made out with every chick there.

Man, what you just said makes my sex life look like a one-on-one tutoring job. :-(

Oh, and congrats on your 666th post, Stash. Speaking of 666; I'll probaly be getting my fourth one when I deposit tomorrow.

At 12/14/04 12:34 AM, Painbringer wrote: Fine, none of that. But I still think I should meet him someday though. No demands or anything.

dude, chances are you will. i can almost promise you will- hes always with me, ill take him on our next meet

Man, what you just said makes my sex life look like a one-on-one tutoring job. :-(

:D i have a happy sex life. im just happy me and jason have a comortable relationship like this. how many people do, really?

Oh, and congrats on your 666th post, Stash.

the pic was actually there cause it was 666th post- thank you, thank you, *bows* *rapes someone walking by* its not rape, its suprise sex!

At 12/14/04 12:39 AM, TearDropped wrote: dude, chances are you will. i can almost promise you will- hes always with me, ill take him on our next meet

Alright. It will be nice to see a new face again.

Our next meet would most likely be another New West meet - Unless you guys really want to see Abby and/or Mission.

D i have a happy sex life. im just happy me and jason have a comortable relationship like this.

Well, as long as the happiness will last for a long time, all is good.

how many people do, really?

I honestly can't say for my age group, but I know they get a lot of casual sex.

*rapes someone walking by* its not rape, its suprise sex!

And how could you possibly rape someone?

At 12/14/04 12:56 AM, Painbringer wrote: Alright. It will be nice to see a new face again.

and hes so pretty! im sure ive shown you a pic. if not, tell me and i will

Our next meet would most likely be another New West meet - Unless you guys really want to see Abby and/or Mission.

i couldnt get up there, so probably yeah

Well, as long as the happiness will last for a long time, all is good.

im pretty sure it will. :D

And how could you possibly rape someone?

whats that supposed to mean exactly?

At 12/14/04 01:58 AM, TearDropped wrote: and hes so pretty! im sure ive shown you a pic. if not, tell me and i will

You did. I'll just see for myself when the time comes.

i couldnt get up there, so probably yeah

I have my own car now - Sorta.

im pretty sure it will. :D

Who am I to argue?

whats that supposed to mean exactly?

Ask Mal. He'll tell you.

At 12/14/04 02:28 AM, Painbringer wrote: I have my own car now - Sorta.

sorta? and thatd make you coming here alot easier, so i uess we shold arrange a meeting sometime soon- winter break?

Ask Mal. He'll tell you.

Maaaaaal *whines*

i got a ticket today. kind of- see, they aised the bus fare prices, and i hate it when people raise prices so if i think i can get away with it i wont pay.
i couldnt get away with it, and now i owe $46.00. not that much so i dont care, and i accidently gvae the wrong street (accidently, of course, lol) so i dont really plan on paying it.

on the bright side, me and json found a cheap living arrangement. after i graduate ill move in with his family for awhile.

At 12/14/04 07:18 PM, TearDropped wrote: sorta?

I share it with mom, but she pays for it.

and thatd make you coming here alot easier,

Well, she dosen't really need it right now, but yes.

winter break?

Exactly. But then there is busy old Ben to take into account.

after i graduate ill move in with his family for awhile.

You mean you have three possible places to live now? Lucky.

At 12/13/04 11:10 PM, MALforPresident wrote: YOU FUCKING FUCKER!
you never call. you never come and visit. you dont even talk to me anymore!
i mean, come on, we're in the same state for god's sake!!! just keep driving north and you'll find me...
and i found out tanner lives in bimghamton (kinda near me!)

i still can't drive yet. remember, i'm 15, i think our beautiful state law says i can't drive alone until i'm 17, and i can't drive at night until i'm 18 or something like that. i did miss you though. missed everyone here as a matter of fact.

At 12/13/04 11:37 PM, Painbringer wrote: So, what have you been doing all this time?

various things during the course of my absence, which i don't think was more than 6 months (less i'm sure). i went through summer school which was so goddamn annoying i can't even describe it, i think i told you guys about that? maybe not. i failed the course but passed the final regents exam, and really, that should be enough to grant me access to the next course, but no. it's never that easy, is it?

i've been trying to get a job, which has proved unsuccessful up until yesterday when i found out about two potential options for that. i'm not looking to get into anything special, i just need something to get some cash out of. especially around this time. i am flat out broke and i have about 15 people to get gifts for.

i am currently failing math with a 62 average, if i don't get that up i risk going to summer school again, which would just suck, heh. i am passing everything else with a minimum of 80 though, which is nice.

i am still trying to get someone to teach me how to play the drums. i mean, i can hold a decent beat but that's it. i have yet to have one lesson at all. besides the fact that i can't drum my way out of a paper bag, i am apparently in two bands, one i am not playing in until all the members including myself get better, and the other, currently unofficially titled 'love the bomb', '¥', or 'Tupac the Talented Turtle', is just me and two guys banging on things, making them sound strange with editing programs, and telling people we're a talented new age band. we might even go as far as sending some letters and tapes to record companies, telling them that we're of a new genre of rock, one which holds no practical time tested musical rules, including such things as harmony, practice, timing, and tuning.

i changed my view on religion from atheist to agnostic a couple of months ago, and i am becoming more and more interested in buddhism. i actually am thinking about becoming a buddhist, which is not something i would ever have associated myself with a year ago. these are just a couple of things that have happened in the past while.

At 12/13/04 11:35 PM, TearDropped wrote: we were gonna phone mad cause he disappeared and we thought a chick phoning him would get him bck, remember?

haha.

At 12/13/04 11:53 PM, TearDropped wrote: i made out with every chick there.

it's nice to come back here every once in a while and read things like this. it certainly put a smile on my face, that's for sure. <3