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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-10 20:46:16


At 12/10/04 12:24 AM, Painbringer wrote: Now I could easily get a lot of guys, but most of them just want secks.

why can't i have that problem with girls?


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-10 22:36:36


At 12/10/04 08:46 PM, MALforPresident wrote: why can't i have that problem with girls?

Uh, maybe because you are too young.

Man, you have no idea how many horny girls there are in the NY area. Sure, I never been to the mainstream personals sites, but if the girls around here are so sexually open, then maybe it's the same over there.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-10 22:51:38


At 12/10/04 10:36 PM, Painbringer wrote: Uh, maybe because you are too young.

or maybe because i'm anti social and off the market per say

Man, you have no idea how many horny girls there are in the NY area. Sure, I never been to the mainstream personals sites, but if the girls around here are so sexually open, then maybe it's the same over there.

i know my girlfriend has a rather forcefull side when she's horny. but other then that, i generally dont run into too many horny girls who arent swarming with STDs and are slutty and nasty


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-10 23:15:08


At 12/10/04 10:51 PM, MALforPresident wrote: or maybe because i'm anti social and off the market per say

But you have way more frinds than I do!

i generally dont run into too many horny girls who arent;
swarming with STDs

I guess that's a big problem right there.

slutty

Uh, how do you define slutty?

nasty

Maybe you are just too focussed on the hot chicks. Try to deversify a bit until you become more experienced.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-10 23:32:14


At 12/10/04 11:15 PM, Painbringer wrote: But you have way more frinds than I do!

i can name maybe 5 real friends that i totally trust:

allison
anna
devon
jacob
leah

i concider you guys friends...but you are interwebt friends and that...and i dont see or talk to you guys quite as often. allison is an exception.

i generally dont run into too many horny girls who arent;
swarming with STDs
I guess that's a big problem right there.

i would gess so too

slutty
Uh, how do you define slutty?

a woman who has sex with multiple partners almost every day and who sells herself like a prostitute, but makes no money for it.

nasty
Maybe you are just too focussed on the hot chicks. Try to deversify a bit until you become more experienced.

oooor, i can get more experience with my girlfriend....

man..i'm like raving about her...then again, i have a right to be after all the bad shit women throw at me most of the time


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-10 23:42:38


CHRIS HARKINS IS BACK!

Welcome back dude...

anyways This weekend I'm going to a big concert with Sum 41, Social Distortion, Velvet Revolver, Marilyn Manson, Incubus and Green Day.

yup

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 00:29:10


At 12/10/04 11:32 PM, MALforPresident wrote: i can name maybe 5 real friends that i totally trust:

That still more than I have in the real world.

a woman who has sex with multiple partners almost every day and who sells herself like a prostitute, but makes no money for it.

Well, I'm kinda like that - Especially on the webcam.

i concider you guys friends...but you are interwebt friends and that...and i dont see or talk to you guys quite as often.

Does there have to be a distinction? Well, teleportation would solve that problem.

oooor, i can get more experience with my girlfriend....

You do that.

man..i'm like raving about her...then again, i have a right to be after all the bad shit women throw at me most of the time

Are "perv", "pig" and "asshole" some of them?


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 12:07:28


At 12/11/04 12:29 AM, Painbringer wrote: That still more than I have in the real world.

poor konny

Well, I'm kinda like that - Especially on the webcam.

no, you're a camwhore

Does there have to be a distinction? Well, teleportation would solve that problem.

in my mind there is. donno why, but there is

man..i'm like raving about her...then again, i have a right to be after all the bad shit women throw at me most of the time
Are "perv", "pig" and "asshole" some of them?

no, usually chicks are just annoying cockteases to me. they'll flirt or give me the idea that i have a chance, but never give much of a damn. so, i distrust it.

and i'm not a perv or a pig or an asshole. i'm a nice guy.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 14:18:03


At 12/10/04 10:51 PM, MALforPresident wrote: i know my girlfriend has a rather forcefull side when she's horny. but other then that, i generally dont run into too many horny girls who arent swarming with STDs and are slutty and nasty

sorry again allison lady, i take back the meannessnessness.
i better be one of the not slutty ones. me and jason have been together for a year (almost) without breaking up or cheating. i proud *puffs out chest and struts*
but you cant say im not forceful. i dont have stds... not slutty... nasty, i cant answer. (jason got handcuffs and kama sutra for his birthday)

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 14:32:16


At 12/11/04 12:07 PM, MALforPresident wrote: poor konny

Yeah, I'm also a poor man living like an aristocrat.

no, you're a camwhore

Yup, I sure am.

in my mind there is. donno why, but there is

Kinda like people not realizing that all forms of internet porn are the same thing: A collection of glowing dots on a screen.

no, usually chicks are just annoying cockteases to me. they'll flirt or give me the idea that i have a chance, but never give much of a damn. so, i distrust it.

Oh boo hoo. Maybe you should only persue the ones who at least say "I love you" in your face.

and i'm not a perv or a pig or an asshole. i'm a nice guy.

I heard what you said in the limo.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 14:36:18


At 12/11/04 02:18 PM, TearDropped wrote: (jason got handcuffs and kama sutra for his birthday)

Sweet! Thinking about all the possible things you two could do now gives me a b0ner.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 16:33:42


At 12/11/04 02:36 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 12/11/04 02:18 PM, TearDropped wrote: (jason got handcuffs and kama sutra for his birthday)
Sweet! Thinking about all the possible things you two could do now gives me a b0ner.

itd be alot better if he hadnt broke them after a week. the cuffs. yeah, shit happens..
and yeah, they were metal.

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 16:58:43


At 12/11/04 04:33 PM, TearDropped wrote: itd be alot better if he hadnt broke them after a week.

Don't mind me asking, but how did he break 'em? <0_o>


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 19:36:33


kind of funny how whenever stash n konrad are around the topic of conversation seems to find it's way to kinkyness and such.

either way. i wonder if our lil escapade through the VPL was what made you buy the kama sutra.... @_@

haha, broke the handcuffs..thats great!!!!

what'd i say in the limo? i told you whatever happens in the back seat while everyone wasn't aruond to see STAYS IN THE BACK OF THE LIMO WHILE EVERYONE WASNT AROUND TO SEE!!!!


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 20:06:07


At 12/11/04 07:36 PM, MALforPresident wrote: kind of funny how whenever stash n konrad are around the topic of conversation seems to find it's way to kinkyness and such.

hes bi, and im stasia. damn right itll go to that.

either way. i wonder if our lil escapade through the VPL was what made you buy the kama sutra.... @_@

lol, nope. its just a thoughtful gift. forchristmas im going for sex oriented gifts- itll make the holidays fun!

haha, broke the handcuffs..thats great!!!!

i know! that fuckers strong!theres a tiny piece of metal that holds the chain to the cuff, and we learned that if you struggle against them for afew hours, they break. so im getting him a better pair for christmas , along with ... other stuff.

what'd i say in the limo? i told you whatever happens in the back seat while everyone wasn't aruond to see STAYS IN THE BACK OF THE LIMO WHILE EVERYONE WASNT AROUND TO SEE!!!!

i know! thats why i didnt tell them about the... and the... oh you know you kinky boy you. *sends love rays*

it was before anna so its okay.

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 22:35:18


At 12/11/04 08:06 PM, TearDropped wrote: hes bi, and im stasia. damn right itll go to that.

I guess there is just just something about you that makes me want to post.

we learned that if you struggle against them for afew hours, they break.

Well I sure hope the police don't use those ones.

what'd i say in the limo?

Keep yer pulse down! All you said was that you were American, and fuck this and that, and some other badass shit.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 23:14:39


At 12/11/04 10:35 PM, Painbringer wrote: I guess there is just just something about you that makes me want to post.

lol, i feel loved. posterrificness.

Well I sure hope the police don't use those ones.

lined with red fuzz? i hope not. no criminal would take them seriously.

Keep yer pulse down! All you said was that you were American, and fuck this and that, and some other badass shit.

lol, it was a joke. i had a boyfriend at the time, and i dont cheat. i thought mal said it, so it was a joke.. hah. hah. hah.
im so happy! jason might be moving to new west! im helping his family look for a place right now... that would be so kickass. id get to see him more often... :)

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-11 23:56:00


At 12/11/04 11:14 PM, TearDropped wrote: lol, i feel loved. posterrificness.

Then you should learn from Master Ben and surpass him!

lined with red fuzz? i hope not. no criminal would take them seriously.

Either that, or they would take it as a form of humiliation - The red fuzz makes it say "yo ma bitch!"

i thought mal said it

Thats because I was quoting Mal, not you.

jason might be moving to new west! im helping his family look for a place right now...

So you're saying that all this time you were going to a far away land? No wonder none of us could find you.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 00:35:14


At 12/11/04 10:35 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 12/11/04 08:06 PM, TearDropped wrote: hes bi, and im stasia. damn right itll go to that
I guess there is just just something about you that makes me want to post.

what, i'm just not good enough anymore. you have something against me allison and marky?

we learned that if you struggle against them for afew hours, they break.
Well I sure hope the police don't use those ones.

for my sake, lets hope they do >.<

what'd i say in the limo?
Keep yer pulse down! All you said was that you were American, and fuck this and that, and some other badass shit.

haha, badass shit. yeah, i just like to mess with you guys because you're canadian. really, i don't mind canada at all...cept french canada, but that doesn't count.

either way, i leveled out eventually


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 01:04:23


far away land? god i wish. surrey is where he lives- thats a whole differet world. if anyone wants to get lid, take a walk down there... *shudders* all the whores...

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 01:21:19


At 12/12/04 01:04 AM, TearDropped wrote: surrey is where he lives- thats a whole differet world.

Yeah, all the grow ops and druggies at KFC.

if anyone wants to get lid, take a walk down there...

You know, the guy I did at school lives in Surrey.

*shudders* all the whores...

Uh...


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 13:47:03


oh yeah, the gay thing, lol
theres pot everywhere there- but you can never trust it. 9 times out of 10 its laced with something. icky. i knew one of the top 5 most wanted guys in surrey for awhile tho- he was actually a really nice guy, the only reason he was so bad was cause his girlfriend who he loved like bad boys. *sigh* women can ruin men so easily. stupid bitches.

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 14:00:10


At 12/12/04 01:47 PM, TearDropped wrote: oh yeah, the gay thing, lol
theres pot everywhere there- but you can never trust it. 9 times out of 10 its laced with something. icky. i knew one of the top 5 most wanted guys in surrey for awhile tho- he was actually a really nice guy, the only reason he was so bad was cause his girlfriend who he loved like bad boys. *sigh* women can ruin men so easily. stupid bitches.

heh, this chick who used to go to my school (was shipped off to some finishing school by her parents) is presently dating the largest crack dealer in the northcountry.

its ironic because her parents are freaky religious yoga freaks and hate any kind of drugs


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 14:02:18


At 12/12/04 01:47 PM, TearDropped wrote: i knew one of the top 5 most wanted guys in surrey for awhile tho- he was actually a really nice guy,

This is why I consider criminals to be normal people.

You know, I would have been living in that house in Surrey had there been no one to rent it.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 14:04:19


At 12/12/04 02:00 PM, MALforPresident wrote: its ironic because her parents are freaky religious yoga freaks and hate any kind of drugs

Yeah, that's rebellion for ya.

Parents, never force your teens into anything. Otherwise they will betray you.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 14:13:31


At 12/12/04 02:02 PM, Painbringer wrote: This is why I consider criminals to be normal people.

unless theyre really screwed up, like raping children or dead people or animals or something, im fine with them.

You know, I would have been living in that house in Surrey had there been no one to rent it.

jason lived there and hes great. im not saying all the people there are fucked up to shit, just the majority

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 14:15:44


At 12/12/04 02:00 PM, MALforPresident wrote: its ironic because her parents are freaky religious yoga freaks and hate any kind of drugs

thats who the shit usually happens to. jason was telling me about all the religious people in the south had the most fucked up kids, and all of my wierdest friends have great parents- just not me.
so the moral of the story is- if you have kids, be a bad parent or a nice one, just not uptight and theyll turn out okay.

Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 14:22:37


At 12/12/04 02:13 PM, TearDropped wrote: unless theyre really screwed up, like raping children or dead people or animals or something, im fine with them.

Children I understand, but what would dead people and animals hold against anyone?

jason lived there and hes great. im not saying all the people there are fucked up to shit, just the majority

Yeah, there is no black and white certainty in this world, just a bunch of percentages and probabilities.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 14:26:31


At 12/12/04 02:15 PM, TearDropped wrote:
At 12/12/04 02:00 PM, MALforPresident wrote: its ironic because her parents are freaky religious yoga freaks and hate any kind of drugs
thats who the shit usually happens to. jason was telling me about all the religious people in the south had the most fucked up kids, and all of my wierdest friends have great parents- just not me.
so the moral of the story is- if you have kids, be a bad parent or a nice one, just not uptight and theyll turn out okay.

well, in some places parents use religion as expanding ignorance to their kids. they are so scarily true to the bible and tradition, they teach the kids racism and hatred, but never love.

i admit, my dad is pretty religiouse, but he's pretty moderate, and my mom is a hardcore athiest, so it evens itself out to me being diest.


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Response to the slackers crew 2004-12-12 21:52:58


Hey folks gather around as I tell a tale of retardness. It was a cold day I was in a school mass thing as a joke I started singing a song about drugs some teacher heard me so I go down to the principals office she makes me write a letter stating I don't believe in my religion and shit. I would go in more detail but I'm tired so IM me because I'm only posting to bump this thing BYE