It would seem that evil entity I was talking about had vanished all my good woids.
It's a good thing I faithlessly record all my internet seriousness on VHS tapes anticipating that evil entity would have influence the stupidity of certain peoples.
Also, see Serial Experiments Lain to fully understand the parody involved.
At 10/15/10 04:10 PM, Aigis wrote:
Excuse me? When did everyone in this club suddenly lose their ability to carry on conversation without turning to dumb sarcastic insults?
The guy asked a question, I answered it. I'm not sure what the problem is here.
Your assessment and assertions of your perceived assumptions are utterly asinine at best.
Of what empirical proof have you to verify your claims and condemnations aside from what your own contorted consciousness has concocted?
Verily your interaction within this club is far more problematic than any number of spammers could ever be. In fact your kinds usage of the internet itself is becoming a crisis situation of irrevocable damage.
The term "Serious Business" is often used to denote those who take the internet far too seriously. At first glance such a thing doesn't sound dangerous at all.
But what happens when such a large saturation of seriousness is stored within the endless stream of information such as the wired? Is it not possible that such a collection of stock piled seriousness could become conscious and capable of acting on it's own free will?
At first it would seem the only detriment something such as this could pose is simply an online entity which is capable of manipulating the internet (which alone is devastating enough, given man kinds reliance on the interweb) but imagine if such a being were to eventually gain access to the collective consciousness (and unconsciousness) of humanity?
Things affiliated with seriousness would no doubt be the end result.
Things such as wars, global strife, consistent upheavals within humanity as a whole, poverty and a general pretentious disregard for ones fellow man.
It is exactly things such as this that are occurring now, within our time frame. This is proof enough for me that such a being has already achieved all of the possibilities I have already mentioned.
Now imagine what would happen if such a being were to take physical manifestation? It would be as if a Hellish God were to have suddenly descended upon mankind. And with so many already influenced by this being, I'd imagine virtually all people would be inclined to bow before it. No doubt all those who refused to, who held on to some shred of un-serious sanity would be exterminated.
It's members like myself, Kermit and Mendou who are fighting against such a thing taking place. It's unlikely, but hopefully we'll be able to, if not prevent this creature from fully taking over, at least delay it's domination.
So Mr Big Woids E-Scientist, I suggest you take your seriousness (and that nice star I gave you for your E-Report card) and shove them up your nether regions until you grow up enough to realize the world is too serious to take seriously.
Also, sorry Mr Big Woids, I didn't back up your pipe-smoking reply, I ran out of footage on my previous VHS Tape. But hopefully now you see this force is seriously at work.
You should consider joining our side, after all, you were a target in this event.