At 12/18/07 10:16 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 12/18/07 09:19 PM, Yusuke-Urameshi wrote:
Favorite animes:
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Naruto
Lucky Star
Get out.
Right now.
Find a car.
Get in the car.
Drive it off a cliff.
Jump out of the car while it is falling down the cliff.
Grab onto a tree branch on the side of the cliff.
Climb up back to the top.
Watch the car explode while you are doing this.
Jerk off.
Go to a sex shop.
Get a porno.
Go home.
Watch porno.
Jerk off again.
Star in a porno.
Receive AIDS from co-worker.
Go through unhelpful treatment that tries to improve your immune system.
Suffer.
Suffer some more.
Suffer even more.
Sick of life, find a gun.
Take gun.
Shoot yourself in the head.
Find out that you're not dead.
Try to shoot your self in head again.
Find out you're still not dead.
Have ambulance take you to hospital.
Be vegetable in hospital bed with only a feeding tube keeping you alive.
Go through bullshit controversy similar to Terri Schiavo incident.
Have the doctors inevitably decide to take the feeding tube out of your mouth.
Suffer for months.
Eventually die from having no feeding tube.
Find out that their is no God (by which I mean you just died-no heaven or hell).
Have your corpse mistakingly chopped up into meat.
Have said meat accidentally packaged to restaurant.
Have chef ground it into chilly.
Have chilly eaten by parents.
Have remains of chilly leave bodies via toilet.
Have remains flushed into sewer.
Wow! That was fucking pointless.