Well, as some of you may or may not know, I run an ask Anthony section in my local paper.
Although my name is not Anthony, I just put it like that so people think that they are talking to an italian rather then a person with mixed backgrounds. I got several letter from people, and to change their names I've just put Name as their name. Here is letter number one:
Dear Anthony, My name is NAME. I seem to be having a huge dilema with my social life. My father is freeloading off of me,which is not that bad, but I have a huge problem with shrinkage; you know, when you get into cold water, like that episode of seinfeld. However, my shrinkage problem is so severe, I have to wear woman's clothing when I go to the beach! My girlfriend hates me because of this, and usually takes her anger out on me. Another big problem is my little brother, who likes dressing up like a dog! He is so annoying and predictable! All he does everyday is the same routine, without failing or being sucessful. He is popular among morons though. Anyways, I need help!
Dear NAME. As for your father, you must not blame him for being lazy, he is getting old. For your severe shrinkage problem I suggest you carry something to reverse the effects of cold water. Your girlfriend is most likely having a hard time expressing her feelings for you. As for your furry brother, ignore him. Smart people will see his faults soon enough.
Well, I know this has nothing to do with anime, but anyways, a book I read once was the SUBTLE knife, it was a good kids book.