At 2/14/08 09:25 PM, As-Soul wrote: Why flash isint better than a woman

-It doesn't have a vagina.

And the counterpoints end there.

At 2/14/08 09:32 PM, NegativeONE wrote:

At 2/14/08 09:25 PM, As-Soul wrote: Why flash isint better than a woman

-It doesn't have a vagina.

And the counterpoints end there.

Even that isn't really too bad, tons of porn sites use Flash to publish samples :D

At 2/14/08 09:40 PM, Cheektoghetto wrote:

At 2/14/08 09:32 PM, NegativeONE wrote:

At 2/14/08 09:25 PM, As-Soul wrote: Why flash isint better than a woman

-It doesn't have a vagina.

And the counterpoints end there.

Even that isn't really too bad, tons of porn sites use Flash to publish samples :D

the real thing is better than porn.

At 2/14/08 10:34 PM, As-Soul wrote:

At 2/14/08 09:40 PM, Cheektoghetto wrote:

At 2/14/08 09:32 PM, NegativeONE wrote:

At 2/14/08 09:25 PM, As-Soul wrote: Why flash isint better than a woman

-It doesn't have a vagina.

And the counterpoints end there.

Even that isn't really too bad, tons of porn sites use Flash to publish samples :D

the real thing is better than porn.

LIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSS!

Hentai... need moar hentai... >_>

Nah, a roll in the hay is ALWAYS better than a round of 5 Knuckle Shuffle. Even if it's with a nasty ogre.

At 2/14/08 10:34 PM, As-Soul wrote:

At 2/14/08 09:40 PM, Cheektoghetto wrote: Even that isn't really too bad, tons of porn sites use Flash to publish samples :D

the real thing is better than porn.

I doubt that the majority of the NG population have experienced BOTH sides of that argument.

At 2/14/08 10:50 PM, Rig wrote:

At 2/14/08 10:34 PM, As-Soul wrote:

At 2/14/08 09:40 PM, Cheektoghetto wrote: Even that isn't really too bad, tons of porn sites use Flash to publish samples :D

the real thing is better than porn.

I doubt that the majority of the NG population have experienced BOTH sides of that argument.

el oh el what a buncha n00bzorz, am i right?

At 2/14/08 10:48 PM, Radioactive24 wrote: Even if it's with a nasty ogre.

You've obviously never slept with a fat chick. I'd slap the ham around a bit long before I ever fuck another overweight girl.

Aside from that though, papersack on the head and you're good to go.

Low standards much?

Women > Flash.
Why?
I can't remember that last time Flash gave me head. :3

Now then...
Mullet > Flash.
Prove me wrong! >:3

At 2/14/08 08:06 PM, BritishMoose wrote: Why flash is better than a Woman

o Random internet people argue why a piece of software is better than an actual human being.

...which is also a counterpoint.

Some people are dumb and don't get the point of this. I've been both single and taken over these years. In fact, I've been attached as long as I've cared about girls and I can honestly say I wish the holiday was abolished. It makes single people feel miserable and coupled people feel like any other day. What's the gain?

At 2/15/08 01:48 AM, NegativeONE wrote:

:What's the gain?

This holiday will stay forever as long as poeple buy chocolates and other stupid crap to feed the money starving cooperations and shit man.

Lol hippie moment.

At 2/15/08 01:48 AM, NegativeONE wrote: It makes single people feel miserable and coupled people feel like any other day. What's the gain?

Ridiculous amounts of income for the corporate elite?

High-Five for us all hating cooperations and crap!

GO TEAM!

Party
What's the best party ya ever been too?
I was at this awesome river party once, girls, endless booze, and good ol' hicks like me all 'round.
We were makin' swash buckets, whippin' weasel ponds, and throwin' random stuff in the fire...
I remember my friend Corbin Toka through an axe bottle in, was silence for about 20 secs, then said... "Wait... don't these here tings explode?" after that Devin yelled "Hit the deck!" like a goof. ANyway somehow we all ended up running under the train bridge from the smallest explosion I ever seen.
Good times good times...
bad ass hangover though..

Party
I went to a party on St.Patty's day after a Flogging Molly and Dropkick Murphys concert.

I have never seen so many drunk people in my entire life.

But it was amazing. I got to talk the bassist form Dropkick for a little while. He was pretty chill.

o You can charge people to use parts of it , it won't get mad and report you to the police

Eh.. um

The new Guitar Hero is gonna be based on Aerosmith. What a kick in the nuts.

At 2/15/08 11:17 AM, liaaaam wrote: The new Guitar Hero is gonna be based on Aerosmith. What a kick in the nuts.

And so we come full circle...
Planning even more games about Aero-smeeeeeeth...

Porn VS. Real thing

I think I can honestly say I'm one of the handful of flash regs who has seriously been around the block, and as such, will off my honest opinion.

Stats: (For reliable information purposes)
28 Years old.
Active for 11-12 years.
Multiple, multiple partners.
Many porns owned.

Now, for the youngins. When then older folk say that the desire to stick it into something dies down a bit as you age, they're not lying. Not saying at 28 I don't want it, but I definitely don't want it like I did when I was 19. 3-4 times a day? No thanks. There's stuff to do around the house. Once a day? Sometimes. 3 or so times a week? Just right.

BUT we need to look at two things: Variety and Effort vs. Reward.

Variety: Even if you can get your girlfriend to do pretty much anything, patterns will develop. Even if she's the freakiest girl in the world, it's still the same girl, with the same skill set. Even if she's aamazing. With porn, you have variety. Different girls with different skill sets. Each one will do things just a bit differently, and it's really nice to break up the monotony sometimes.

Effort vs. Reward: This didn't use to be a problem. Thing gets hard, woman wants it... put it in there. After awhile you ask yourself the following questions.
Do I have time for this?
Do I feel like warming her up for the turkey?
Who's going to clean the mess up?
Is the $2000.00 couch under warranty of bodily fluids?

And sometimes the answer will be "no." Not worth it. You either have an hour long (Which used to be 3-4 hour long) Session, where you're only hitting it for about half that time. The other time, you're smoozing, getting everything up to speed... that kind of stuff. Then have like 15 minutes of "Clean up" after the fact.

With porn, you can sit down for 5 minutes, rub one out and be on with your day.

Not saying that Porn is better than sex, or vise-versa... BUT there will come a time in your life where each holds its own merits. Sometimes, porn is better. Sometimes, the real thing is better. Sometimes, watching porn while having the real thing is better.

Really depends on what mood you're in. For the programmers, we might be able to do something like this.

if(mood < pleasureInput-time)
{
porn();
}else{
sex();
}

So, if mood can go up to 100 (being a great mood)
Sex can go up to 100 (being great sex)
Time we take in minutes.

if(100 < 50-60) //Great mood, okay sex. (would be having sex)
if(50 < 100-60) // Okay mood, great sex. (would be having sex)
if(40 < 100-60) // Bad mood, great sex. (Could go either way. Great sex might cheer you up, or not)
if(10 < 100-5) // Horrible mood, watching an awesome porn (Would be watching porn)

Hopefully, some of the older guys will come clean and back me up on this.

The formula was done on a whim and might contain some bugs.

^^ haha man you put y too much thought into that!

well im 18 and sex beats porn any fucking day of the week!

i cant even understand why anyone would prefer porn... I guess i can get the "it gets old" thing, but ive never been with a girl for more than 6 months (my current gf)

I dont even look at porn any more.

Is it just me or is everything seemed really scrunched today on the main flash forum page?

At 2/15/08 11:39 AM, jmtb02 wrote: Is it just me or is everything seemed really scrunched today on the main flash forum page?

its that wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww guy's fault for having such a long name

At 2/15/08 11:39 AM, jmtb02 wrote: Is it just me or is everything seemed really scrunched today on the main flash forum page?

Blame the person with the thirty character username destroying the forum's table alignment.
Can't one of you golden aura types delete that thread?

LOOK AT THIS LINK! I just realized he stuck a little M in there. JMTB, I think you're seeing as being scrunched because of him, Conemaraproductions (no spelling) and the fact that this lounge is now two lines. That kinda sucks, I liked our one line OCDness.

At 2/15/08 11:42 AM, KaynSlamdyke wrote:: At 2/15/08 11:39 AM, jmtb02 wrote:: : Is it just me or is everything seemed really scrunched today on the main flash forum page?: : Blame the person with the thirty character username destroying the forum's table alignment.: Can't one of you golden aura types delete that thread?I seem to be having problems with my 'quote & reply' button ...is it just me? lol

At 2/15/08 12:32 PM, ReNaeNae wrote: I seem to be having problems with my 'quote & reply' button ...is it just me? lol

Seemingly just you, works fine for me.

At 2/15/08 11:55 AM, El-Presidente wrote: LOOK AT THIS LINK! I just realized he stuck a little M in there. JMTB, I think you're seeing as being scrunched because of him, Conemaraproductions (no spelling) and the fact that this lounge is now two lines. That kinda sucks, I liked our one line OCDness.

I havn't been on here in a long time, the one day I decide to check in your talking about me!! :P

no worries...for some reason I can't post on the front page with a new news post... whys that? havnt posted one for like 2 months :(

At 2/15/08 01:43 PM, connemaraproductions wrote: no worries...for some reason I can't post on the front page with a new news post... whys that? havnt posted one for like 2 months :(

Maybe they just don't like you. *shrug*

Or maybe it's because they know you're black...

At 2/15/08 01:43 PM, connemaraproductions wrote: no worries...for some reason I can't post on the front page with a new news post... whys that? havnt posted one for like 2 months :(

maybe it's because of your BA, I think that's part of the requirements? I dunno... OR MAYBE it's because your user pic is a horse

At 2/15/08 03:47 PM, Coaly wrote:

At 2/15/08 01:43 PM, connemaraproductions wrote: no worries...for some reason I can't post on the front page with a new news post... whys that? havnt posted one for like 2 months :(

maybe it's because of your BA, I think that's part of the requirements? I dunno... OR MAYBE it's because your user pic is a horse

my batting average is 3.87....and horses are cool! I wanna change my user name since Connemara Productions is no longer but I can't :(

At 2/15/08 04:15 PM, connemaraproductions wrote: my batting average is 3.87....

oh yea I guess if you count the top three, which I dunno if that is how it works...

and horses are cool!

cool?

I wanna change my user name since Connemara Productions is no longer but I can't :(

! you should make a new user then...favors like name changing don't just get thrown around you know...