At 11/26/07 09:47 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 11/26/07 08:43 PM, DarkMana wrote: First Animation

Holiiiie shit. you must be double jointed or something, I've never seen someone rub their ass over their shoulder as well as you do.

At 11/27/07 01:29 PM, MindChamber wrote:

At 11/26/07 09:47 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 11/26/07 08:43 PM, DarkMana wrote: First Animation

Holiiiie shit. you must be double jointed or something, I've never seen someone rub their ass over their shoulder as well as you do.

nice to see you too mindchamber...

Has NG not worked for anyone else in the past day or so?

I kept getting some 'massive load' error or something.

First Flash

I don't remember the first Flash animation I saw, but I'm pretty positive the first one I viewed on Newgrounds was Ganguro Girl. I'm not embarrassed to say it, I was young and impressionable, but I didn't sit around NG for long then...it wasn't until a year or so later I joined. Hentai and porn was all I thought NG was back then.

OOPZ

At 11/26/07 05:37 PM, Coaly wrote:

At 11/26/07 05:22 PM, liaaaam wrote:

At 11/26/07 05:01 PM, Radioactive24 wrote: ....

At your sigs "Why I hate McDonalds" thread...

Holy moly liaaaam, watch out, radioactive is an internet bully, you best not be saying things like he's unfunny!

Damn fucking skippy I am! lol

Anyways, @ liaaaaam: it was some delicious copypasta :P

RE: First Animation

Comedic gold

At 11/27/07 04:25 PM, Senti wrote:
Hentai and porn was all I thought NG was back then.

Ahh, the sweet age between 10-13 when I thought NG was a hentai/porn site and stayed up late enjoying the mature/adult section. Back then the only flash I watched was the hentai ones and the occassional legendaryfrog stuff. Now I'm older, have an actual account, post my own work here, dislike legendaryfrogs works(not the person himself), and still go to the mature section every now and then.
Hentai is what brought me to NG too and I'm proud. :3

First Animation I Made
Twas this. A 1-layer, 66-scene (yes, you read correctly; I didn't know how to use keyframes so I made scenes featuring one frame instead) abomination.

Glaiel's Autobiography
I call making the front cover.

..::first flash::..

At 11/27/07 06:58 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:
Techo Packed Mister Robot

Most awesome thing I've seen today.

Mine
It's just a walk cycle but it took me a whole week to do. I like the way the feet look, otherwise it's pretty lame.

At 11/27/07 07:10 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Mine

...watching that made me sad that you don't animate anymore! :(

Rampant Jackassery

Obviously none in this thread but there are a few people out there in the flash forum that feel the need to be giant douches, even when they're trying to help. Really a huge putoff and a few bad apples (one in particular) are making this whole place seem rotten.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice this?

At 11/27/07 07:14 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 11/27/07 07:10 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote:

At 11/27/07 06:58 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:
Techo Packed Mister Robot

Most awesome thing I've seen today.

Thanks... if you really meant it.

Actually I did, it made me laugh. You have the art and the animation that you do, going with that music, it's priceless, I love it.

At 11/27/07 08:32 PM, ReNaeNae wrote:

At 11/27/07 07:10 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Mine

...watching that made me sad that you don't animate anymore! :(

Yeah, the whole not animating or doing art thing bothers me quite a lot. I hope it happens again, there are still stories that I want to tell and I have this really cool technique that I want to show the world, but everything evaporated when my life fell apart.

Now that things are going relatively well something creative might happen sometime in the near future. Not in 2007 and probably not in New York... I need to find my muse again.

At 11/27/07 09:53 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I need to find my muse again.

I'm sure Luis could be your muse... for the right amount... and a bottle of tequilla.

At 11/27/07 10:22 PM, Radioactive24 wrote:

At 11/27/07 09:53 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I need to find my muse again.

I'm sure Luis could be your muse... for the right amount... and a bottle of tequilla.

TALK ABOUT NEARING 2000 POSTS! W00T 1998, good luck radioactive. Don't forget that Luis needs to have his special SOMBRERO if he's going to be anyone's muse. I call him by the way for tomorrow for my muse, I need him during class, or I'll get bored.

Train Scriptor

I was on the train and say this guy writing out some bitch of a script. It wasn't actionscript of what I saw, because it wasn't in Flash. It was like ultra crazy long script that went like twice the screens width and it was almost very repetitive of what I saw. Had all the blue text, greyed out shit, and green quotes. I just found it cool...

NG Around You

I seem to find that NG is everywhere. Today, I had to read about AKBAR! I saw the script on the train! Some guy was making sigs at my school for his site which is not big at all. Just everywhere I look, something having to relate to NG is there. Maybe it's the Flash icon at the bottom of those macs but it's just torture to see it there without the ORANGE and BLACK awesomeness.

Oregon Trail

Today in my history class we talked about the Oregon Trail, and someone mentioned the video game.
I played this game during 2nd grade on one of four Mac-II's (you know the ones that only ran applications when a floppy disc was inserted). I downloaded the ROM today (shhhhhh!) and still find the game fun yet challenging. This game is one of the few things I remember from elementary school and I was wondering if any of you have played it and/or if impacted your life as much as mine?

For those of you who do'nt know what it is

At 11/27/07 11:34 PM, Nuggs wrote: Oregon Trail

The only part i remember and enjoyed was the part where you are like hunting animals or something i vaguely remember it... the rest felt like schoolwork. I do remember it was so serious in elementary school tho.. like peoples groups dying off or whateva..

i also remember number munchers..

At 11/27/07 11:34 PM, Nuggs wrote: Oregon Trail

Today in my history class we talked about the Oregon Trail, and someone mentioned the video game.
I played this game during 2nd grade on one of four Mac-II's (you know the ones that only ran applications when a floppy disc was inserted). I downloaded the ROM today (shhhhhh!) and still find the game fun yet challenging. This game is one of the few things I remember from elementary school and I was wondering if any of you have played it and/or if impacted your life as much as mine?

For those of you who do'nt know what it is

That game was great, if only because you could see the tombstones of previous people who had played and died as you went along.

Has anyone had trouble getting flash questions answered in the flash forum? I recently posted 2 things that were stumping me and neither got a single response.

Oregon Trail

I fucking love that game. I'm going to have to find a version of it online somewhere. Hunting was great. And I too, had that on just about the oldest Mac ever. It was the bestest.

Speaking of Oregon Trail online, why hasn't someone remade it in Flash. It wouldn't be THAT complicated...

The only downside would be if it wasn't executed properly it could taint the name and history that it has, which would be an awful shame.

In chameleon picnic, accuracy is key.

At 11/28/07 02:19 AM, BoMToons wrote: Has anyone had trouble getting flash questions answered in the flash forum? I recently posted 2 things that were stumping me and neither got a single response.

Let's see the links :)

It could just be that your questions are completely above everyone's heads.

At 11/27/07 07:08 PM, Kart-Man wrote: .

Glaiel's Autobiography
I call making the front cover.

WTF, his balls aint dropped yet, and hes making a fucking autobiography?

Hahaha. dont you need to live first?

At 11/28/07 02:37 AM, Senti wrote: Speaking of Oregon Trail online, why hasn't someone remade it in Flash. It wouldn't be THAT complicated...

Someone recently did and it was okay. I've been planning on redoing that game for a while now, just never had the chance. Everyone loved that game.

Cholera was always the killer for me though. Or trying to forge the river and losing all my oxen.

At 11/28/07 11:13 AM, jmtb02 wrote: Cholera was always the killer for me though. Or trying to forge the river and losing all my oxen.

It would be cool to remake it with modern undertones.. like instead of Cholera you get syphlis and shit... get killed by gangs... we gotta appeal to the youngins... saving Ox just doesnt do it anymore... i want to save my clique of homies and hoes.

At 11/28/07 11:26 AM, Luis wrote: It would be cool to remake it with modern undertones.. like instead of Cholera you get syphlis and shit... get killed by gangs... we gotta appeal to the youngins... saving Ox just doesnt do it anymore... i want to save my clique of homies and hoes.

You draw it, I'll code it.

At 11/28/07 05:49 AM, Paranoia wrote:

At 11/28/07 02:19 AM, BoMToons wrote: Has anyone had trouble getting flash questions answered in the flash forum? I recently posted 2 things that were stumping me and neither got a single response.

Let's see the links :)

It could just be that your questions are completely above everyone's heads.

Mebbe, I'm kinda embarrassed of the questions now but here they are:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8184 05

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8157 12

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I started on a re-creation of Oregon trail that was gonna be awesome called "Mormon Trail" since Mormons were one of the major groups to "go west" in the old days. I made a few mini games for it, but my buddy never finished programming the main engine. The idea with the mini games is that each has some variable(s) that make the game easier or harder based on the skills your party has developed (ie: medical, outdoors, mechanical, etc) and whenever you want to do something, like repair your wagon, ford a river, give someone medicine, mend clothes to prevent cold/sickness, etc you play a mini game to see how effective your efforts are:

Hunting: http://www.bomtoons.com/beta/playmgame.p hp?id=17
Mending Clothes: http://www.bomtoons.com/beta/playmgame.p hp?id=18
Ford a River: http://www.bomtoons.com/beta/playmgame.p hp?id=19
Pound pegs (for repairs): http://www.bomtoons.com/beta/playmgame.p hp?id=20
Memory (Medicine game): http://www.bomtoons.com/beta/playmgame.p hp?id=21

I really wish we would have finished it because I thought those mini-games rocked. One of the funny things we were putting in was letting you yoke different animals to your cart, so instead of oxen, at one point we had like 20 chickens pulling our cart :P

At 11/28/07 12:04 PM, BoMToons wrote: Mebbe, I'm kinda embarrassed of the questions now but here they are:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8157 12

The guy that responded to this one is such a douche, "always try to figure it out for yourself before posting" or use google? wtf. It's obvious you had been trying to figure it out and you were looking for help. I was going to bump it calling him an asshole, but I decided against it. Everyone has questions...and that's what the flash forum is for.

Unless it's syntax I usually find that as soon as I ask someone a question, the answer pops into my head before they answer...it's weird.

At 11/28/07 09:32 AM, MindChamber wrote: WTF, his balls aint dropped yet, and hes making a fucking autobiography?

Hahaha. dont you need to live first?

I'll probably get butchered for this reference, but you totally remind me of Barret from Final Fantasy VII.

At 11/28/07 01:11 PM, Paranoia wrote:

I'll probably get butchered for this reference, but you totally remind me of Barret from Final Fantasy VII.

He only checks this thread once every few months you are safe.. and yea he does.

Front Page News

I think I like the new system of only allowing some people and not the rabble to post frontpage news.

I'm sick of seeing a picture of a clit next to "HENTAI LOLOLOLOL" every time I look at the front page.

Does anyone know how the system of P-bot admittance works? I mean does it go by like a 3.5 BA or something?

In any case, an improvement for NG IMHO

At 11/28/07 06:43 PM, Cheektoghetto wrote: Does anyone know how the system of P-bot admittance works? I mean does it go by like a 3.5 BA or something?

Front Page News

I dunno. I have a 3.5+ BA and I can't post yet. If Bigfuzzykitten can post, why can't I?

At 11/28/07 08:18 PM, Masterswordman wrote:

Front Page News

I have a 3.5+ BA and I can't post yet. If Bigfuzzykitten can post, why can't I?

Because big fuzzy asshole has portal awards, including underdogs, which tom did mention as some of the criteria. I don't think tom ever said what the requirements are, he did say that they are still figuring out and tweaking the system, which is reasonable. So yea, give it some time for them to work it out nicely, and be happy that most of the idiots that flood the front page with news have be squelched.

Definitely an improvement for ng.