Cooking

I have no idea how to cook yet I have cooked almost every single dinner my family has ate for the past 2-3 years.

I mostly stick to preprepared garbage, like Tuna Helper, or these horrible Homestyle Bakes things. I've always wished my mother would stock up on more actual cooking supplies, other then the precooked things I have just described. Sometimes I cook a gourmet hamburger recipe that my father has secretly handed down to me, or pork chops though.

If being able to stick noodles in a pot and stir occasionally counts as cooking, I am the cooking king.

Cooking
I can make Mr.Noodles, KD, and hotdogs. Therefore I have enouph cooking knowledge to survive. Hence I am happy with my cooking abilities.

NG Related Dreams
Had a dream me and Krinkels argued who had the best goatie.
Had a dream Blockhead stole some of my pickles.
Had a dream Salad Fingers ate my mullet.
And finally had a dream me and Wade ate bacon together. :/

I have random dreams sometime. Worst one ever was when a giant toaster raped me. Scary shit. Taught me never to eat 2 whole jars of pickles before bed....

COOKINZ

My job is a cook. Kind of

NG-related Dreams
I had dreams about the redesign.
I had dreams where the BBS was a building, and we were all workers in it like some factory.
I had dreams where I was running a Taco Bell and Luis came by and ordered a taco.

Cooking
I don't, and can't cook. I'd love to, but whenever the opportunity presents itself to enable me to learn how to cook, I get lazy and pass it up.

Unless, of course, heating things in a microwave is considered cooking. :/

At 10/14/07 10:12 PM, Kart-Man wrote:
I had dreams where I was running a Taco Bell and Luis came by and ordered a taco.

Luis at a Taco Bell? Now that's just crazy.
That's almost as far-fetched as me living off pickles.
And we all know how much I hate pickles. :P
/sarcasm/

At 10/14/07 10:49 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote:
Luis at a Taco Bell? Now that's just crazy.
That's almost as far-fetched as me living off pickles.
And we all know how much I hate pickles. :P
/sarcasm/

I'm starting to get sick of pickles just because you mention them so damn much. You've become a one dimensional caricature of yourself as a pickle eating mullet-man.

At 10/15/07 12:13 AM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I'm starting to get sick of pickles just because you mention them so damn much. You've become a one dimensional caricature of yourself as a pickle eating mullet-man.

I kindaaaa agree. Duder was practically begging for someone to say that...

At 10/15/07 12:19 AM, Senti wrote:

At 10/15/07 12:13 AM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I'm starting to get sick of pickles just because you mention them so damn much. You've become a one dimensional caricature of yourself as a pickle eating mullet-man.

I kindaaaa agree. Duder was practically begging for someone to say that...

Third.
It's rather annoying after the first three thousand posts involving the word "Pickle" or "Mullet." I've discussed this numerous times. Lay off of it a bit. Let it rest. :(

Banning

Fourthed.
From now on the words "Pickle" and "Mullet" are banned from this thread.

Dead webcomics

The only one I really got into was

Concerned, the Half Life 2 comic. That was the highlight of certain weekdays for me :) I even pinpointed the moment where it started to go downhill. After so many adventures, the ending was pretty sad too.

What other comics are up at the moment? I could use a little consistency if I'm gonna start Uni next year :)

NG egg?
I was looking through the threads in the flash forum and left my mouse unattended when BAM. Out of nowhere a popup came up. It was a short animation (about 7 seconds) saying "waah, what are you looking at?". So I started to look around for why this happened, when I noticed it's when you roll over an angry faic icon on the /forum/2 page. Anyone else noticed this or any other eggs?

NG eggs

At 10/15/07 05:21 AM, Vengeance wrote:

Anyone else noticed this or any other eggs?

I didn't know that, that's pretty funny (for 10 seconds)/

At 10/15/07 05:21 AM, Vengeance wrote: NG egg?
I was looking through the threads in the flash forum and left my mouse unattended when BAM. Out of nowhere a popup came up. It was a short animation (about 7 seconds) saying "waah, what are you looking at?".

Well I pooed my pants.

What's going on?

Yeah, I've not been around much lately. What's going on?

At 10/15/07 07:13 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: I have a pop-up blocker. :(... and I do not know how to disable it.

I have a pop-up blocker too, it still works :S.

Kirk, where have you been lately?

Probably spending more time with school and shit.

At 10/15/07 07:15 AM, Vengeance wrote: Probably spending more time with school and shit.

Yeah, Uni's started up again, don't have internet in my Canterbury house, or my London house now :'( It's all going Pete Tong.

The Agnry Faic thing isn't a pop-up, it's actually one of those things, I don't know the technical term, but it's like when you watch a movie, and the black box comes up, where it's built in.

And you guys are kind slow on finding that... Just saying.

At 10/15/07 07:26 AM, Kuoke wrote: And you guys are kind slow on finding that... Just saying.

Flash whores don't have time to waste holding our mice over icon's for 10 seconds to check if there's an easter egg under it >:C

At 10/15/07 07:20 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: Yeah, Uni's started up again, don't have internet in my Canterbury house, or my London house now :'( It's all going Pete Tong.

Well, good luck with Uni again. Pity you don't have internet there, though I'm sure the only times you'd use it is when your drunk. Mainly because you'd be drunk most of the time :P

Stag day!

Happy Stagbeetle day everyone!

At 10/15/07 07:20 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 10/15/07 07:15 AM, Vengeance wrote: Probably spending more time with school and shit.

Yeah, Uni's started up again, don't have internet in my Canterbury house, or my London house now :'( It's all going Pete Tong.

Pete Tong <3

Glad to see your not dead. Get internets.

I am so happy!

I made 3 flash movies in one weekend, and they all passed.

How's everyone doing?

Dreams

Once had a dream where I couldnt understand some maths or physics thing then delta explained it. Twas quite odd. Thats my only NG related dream.

Easter Egg

Pretty old, been posted here at least twice.

I dont know if this counts as a easter egg, but blah

Fucking postal strike

Mario Strikers charged has taken over 10 days to come, and it still isnt here >:(

Metriod Prime demo

Anyone else here disapointed by the fact that the metroid prime free demo (wii) is only videos, not an actual playing demo. (It was released today for GB).

Easter eggs

Its an old rule that you should not talk about secrets and or quirks of the site that tom lovingly sprinkled

</3

At 10/15/07 12:45 PM, Luis wrote: Easter eggs

Its an old rule that you should not talk about secrets and or quirks of the site that tom lovingly sprinkled.

Reset Form

</3

Even easter eggs? I understand secrets and what not, but easter eggs?

Anyway, ever typed '=rand(10)' into word and pressed enter? (Isn't what you think).

Btw, look at what I found: [link]. Look at him, such a nooblet (only 2 posts).

"BigLou" was your original username? lmfao X*D
Thats just so awesome.
I never have been good when it comes to picking usernames. So I just went with "TheOriginalDuder" at first. Then changed it in like week to "TheCriminalDuder" 'cause ya know I'm so badass. :P

At 10/15/07 12:06 PM, trig1 wrote: Fucking postal strike

Mario Strikers charged has taken over 10 days to come, and it still isnt here >:(

Why could you not buy it in a store?

Metriod Prime demo

Anyone else here disapointed by the fact that the metroid prime free demo (wii) is only videos, not an actual playing demo. (It was released today for GB).

I played it for 2 minutes at some random store, that was more then enough to make me want to buy it as soon as....i beat metroid prime 2. : (

fucking emporor ing

At 10/14/07 11:48 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: NG-Related Dreams

I dreamt I became a moderator.

Only in your dreams :)

NG Dreams

I dreamt that I was a character in Dad's Home :S

Obscure UOTD (User Of The Day)

That person seemingly hasn't been active since 2001. NG should have an inactive account auto-delete system. Even if it's something like after 5 years it's deleted but seriously... :S

At 10/15/07 03:16 PM, 23450 wrote:

At 10/15/07 12:06 PM, trig1 wrote: Fucking postal strike

Mario Strikers charged has taken over 10 days to come, and it still isnt here >:(

Why could you not buy it in a store?

My brother bought it, not me. He does everything online, and its a lot cheaper as well.

I miss you fags

NG Dreams

I'm the only one not having any? :P