I feel kind of sorry for old Strumps, having his sig deleted and all, so I decided to make a sig just for him!

Kate Moss diet

Well i havent changed anything in my lifestyle except smoke more and i lost 10 pounds... thought id share that tip.

Now where's my lighter.

At 7/15/07 05:00 PM, Luis wrote: Kate Moss diet

When I first saw that I thought it said 'died', meh, cocaine and lack of eating can't go well together.

So whoever here is a mod that's able to ban people for cheating in their submissions especially for rockout, would please do something. The movie -Keytar Hero- has an auto refresher, so it's getting ridiculous amounts of views. I mean, the things not even on the front page and in like 10 hours it's gotten 75k views...you really think that's possible? I mean, things on the front page don't get that many. Well, also, heres a link to my game. Spicy, aint it?

At 7/15/07 06:19 PM, El-Presidente wrote: So whoever here is a mod that's able to ban people for cheating in their submissions

I think that most of the mods here are only able ban people on the flash forum, could be wrong though.

Keytar Hero Scandal
So, this thing? Huh, 311 votes and 75,505 views, with a score of 3.11. That can't be right.

Beat Blaster

At 7/15/07 06:19 PM, El-Presidente wrote: Spicy, aint it?

Lol, a bit too spicy -- I burnt my tongue trying to catch ten beats in different locations falling at relatively the same time. :P

At 7/15/07 06:28 PM, Kart-Man wrote: Keytar Hero Scandal
So, this thing? Huh, 311 votes and 75,505 views, with a score of 3.11. That can't be right.

I mentioned that too. It's so fucking ridiculous. Whatever, I think that Dan and the other AGers are smart enough to figure out what's going on there.

Beat Blaster
Lol, a bit too spicy -- I burnt my tongue trying to catch ten beats in different locations falling at relatively the same time. :P

Too bad. But we did make sure that if you are really really good, that it is possible for you to catch every single ball, so you just have to be like Yurka (guy on youtube) to be able to catch them. Everyone go to youtube and look up beat catcher, he catches all of them on hard and easy. ITS AWESOME!

At 7/15/07 06:28 PM, Kart-Man wrote: Keytar Hero Scandal
So, this thing? Huh, 311 votes and 75,505 views, with a score of 3.11. That can't be right.

Just someone refreshing a bunch of times... this won't have any weight anyway in deciding who the winners are.

At 7/15/07 07:15 PM, jmtb02 wrote: Just someone refreshing a bunch of times... this won't have any weight anyway in deciding who the winners are.

It probably wont as that game has such a low score, but number of views is one of the things armor games looks at when they judge.

At 7/15/07 07:19 PM, DreamworX wrote:

At 7/15/07 07:15 PM, jmtb02 wrote: Just someone refreshing a bunch of times... this won't have any weight anyway in deciding who the winners are.

It probably wont as that game has such a low score, but number of views is one of the things armor games looks at when they judge.

Well, hopefully AG is smart enough to look at the unbalanced ratio of views to votes to score and know something's wrong.

At 7/15/07 04:31 PM, Rudy wrote: Hangover

I used to get drunk and throw up after 5 small bottles of 5% alcohol content stuff. A few days ago I had 8 of them and I was still stone-cold sober >:( I have come to the conclusiuon that I'm a passive drinker, I only feel drunk if everyone around me is drunk (2 of them weren't o.O). Still, it made for an overly-homosexual game of spin-the-bottle... girls so ARE turned on by guys making out...

speaking of homos, what happened to TheHappySheep?

Uh oh, did I break another rule? Talking about underaged drinking. Fuck.

Come to England, legal drinking age is 3. Yes, three. On private property. And all the land between the high- and low-tide marks legally belongs to the queen. So technically, you're allowed to get a load of 3-year-olds drunk on the beach.

..::Keytar Hero Scandal::..

Well, fuck, there are stats for the top viewed movies/games and for the person who's movies have gotten the most views overall, it kind of affects the site.

..::chopsticks::..

I just discovered, this evening, that I no longer have the dextarity to use chopsticks successfully. I used to be quite good with them, but due to my medications I can't use them anymore, my hands are too shaky and I don't have enough control over my fingers. Since I'm not really the kind of artist that needs a steady hand as long as I can still hold a brush or tablet pen I'll be okay, but damn I never thought I wouldn't be able to use chopsticks.

At 7/15/07 08:28 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: ..::chopsticks::..

I just discovered, this evening, that I no longer have the dextarity to use chopsticks successfully. I used to be quite good with them, but due to my medications I can't use them anymore, my hands are too shaky and I don't have enough control over my fingers. Since I'm not really the kind of artist that needs a steady hand as long as I can still hold a brush or tablet pen I'll be okay, but damn I never thought I wouldn't be able to use chopsticks.

You like to talk about your tablets alot dont you.

--

Re:Hangover

I went to a club last night, didnt have a hang over. I dont ever go to clubs, but for a laugh me and my mate went. We basically danced around like bellends, just to take the piss out of all these idiots. We started off a little gay dance circle, and got everyone to get in it. Infact we were trying to start a circle pit, but the hard-arse-clubbers took the hand signal to mean dance circle. Either way it was funny.. funny but lame.

'Im not drunk enough for this'.

Its silly how easy it is to get into clubs. My mate is over 18 so can legally get in. Im 18 in about a month so am not old enough, but I took my mates ID, and used that. It wasnt even his ID, it was his brothers, eitherway they dont look close enough to me - especially with long hair.

'You had a hair cut have ya' mate?'
'Yeah I had a hair cut since then ho ho ho!'
IN.

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Also found a women who looks like Luis working at the bowling alley.

At 7/15/07 08:48 PM, Mogly wrote: Also found a women who looks like Luis working at the bowling alley.

Pics now, srsly. If not now, soon. I have to see this!

Colleges

So I get to apply for colleges starting this fall and man will it just be a bundle of joy and happiness for me.

But anyway I need to find a few more colleges to apply for (I know that I want to go to Digipen, but if I don't get accepted then I need a few backup choices)

So I'm asking if anyone here could recomend a few colleges for me to look up (In the USA please). It's hard to find the right colleges to apply to when going into fields of game programming because the ones that are easy to find aren't really good colleges (I.E. any college you see on a TV commercial).

Bleh it's so stressfull.....

The Redesign; Here at last?

According to bob, it is.

At 7/15/07 08:48 PM, Mogly wrote: Also found a women who looks like Luis working at the bowling alley.

Was she wearing a sombrero... and... not working? </mexican stereotype>

Mogly, what part of England do you live in? I need to see this woman.

At 7/15/07 09:10 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Colleges

So I get to apply for colleges starting this fall and man will it just be a bundle of joy and happiness for me.

Lol youre so white, i waited till the last possible minute to apply.

At 7/15/07 09:24 PM, Gi-go wrote:

At 7/15/07 09:10 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Colleges

So I get to apply for colleges starting this fall and man will it just be a bundle of joy and happiness for me.

I see this commercial on G4TV every day, so its probably the best.

LOLZ

"Not intended for residents of Texas or Massachusetts"

:(
I wanted to tighten up the graphics too...

At 7/15/07 09:32 PM, Gi-go wrote: Dont worry Glaiel

You can still add that cool sound effect in this level too.

they make it seem so easy... making games with PS2 controllers and a box full of buttons

Getting the mojo back

No matter how many years you've been doing flash you always learn new things about yourself, i used to think id never be able to crap out a decent entry in a week or so, im about halfway done with it and I'm actually happy to be doing flash, its been years since i felt excited to be in the trenches. Ya heres a screenshot, its 100% legit i swaaarez it happens whenever i try and vote. And yet anytime i get on aim .. people are like vote 5 plz

At 7/15/07 09:24 PM, Gi-go wrote: I see this commercial on G4TV every day, so its probably the best.

LOLZ

Ya.... don't go to that college or don't go to any Dubrie University's - Heres why

- Famly guy quote - ( setting - two construction workers are eating lunch on a bench... one is whit mail 25 ish the other black 21)

Black guy - so...

White guy - so...

Black guy - My friend just got into Dubrie University

White guy - ( grinning ) WHat did he half to do open the door. ( now laughing )

Black guy - Cant you give me a break!

White guy - (Laughing still)

At 7/15/07 09:47 PM, Pezboy440 wrote: Ya.... don't go to that college or don't go to any Dubrie University's - Heres why

I'm avoiding any college that advertises on tv and any "college" that doesn't have a .edu website, and doing a wikipedia check on every one I find, along with other checks.

At 7/15/07 09:46 PM, Gi-go wrote: It would be funny if it said

"Your shits weak so we didnt bother counting it"

Thats kinda like saying " Come work at subway and ruin you life like the rest of us" lol I got that off saturady night live..... Sadly that was a real add in a paper. :D

At 7/15/07 09:46 PM, Gi-go wrote: I hope the redesign brings a different system on voting power.
It sucks having some 10 year old who has a 10.76 voting power from blamming movie all day over Luis who has a hundred awards and a 1.00.

Voting system overhaul?
i like the system how it is... users like me choose to be this way, we get into the site other ways, voting power or voting itself doesnt really interest our kind. we much rather barge in and lock things, or be working on flashes.

i think the system rewards people who really get into the site and perhaps dont have the patience to be in the trenches.. i think its cool that 10 yr old timmy has power.. it gets you into the site more, and you get more out of it, you get your secrets and all that jazz. It makes a flash site accessible and fun for EVERYONE.

I say leave it.

At 7/15/07 09:30 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: "Not intended for residents of Texas or Massachusetts"

I lol'd at that part. Poor Glaiel, he can't go to that college. :P

Luis' Dismal Voting Power
I have an idea for a better voting power system:

Voting Power = level + additional power from blam/protect level + (batting average/2)

This way, Luis and other awesome animators/coders can have a higher voting power.

At 7/15/07 09:57 PM, Kart-Man wrote: This way, Luis and other awesome animators/coders can have a higher voting power.

Psh, if they want a higher VP they should just b/p like the rest of us.

At 7/15/07 09:40 PM, Luis wrote:

And yet anytime i get on aim .. people are like vote 5 plz
My bad luis, I just thought that I really needed. I bet you have secret powers!

Colleges

Thats funny Glaiel, Im looking into Digipen as well, and I'm going to be a senior this year also. My problem isn't in finding the schools though, it's finding the money. My family isn't anywhere near able to afford college for me so I need to rely on making money on my own or getting too many scholarships to hope for.

And as far as colleges for game design, I don't believe there are any good ones other than digipen (which is part of the reason why they get away with having such a massive tuition) if I was you I would look into schools with good computer science programs as well.

At 7/15/07 10:00 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 7/15/07 09:57 PM, Kart-Man wrote: This way, Luis and other awesome animators/coders can have a higher voting power.

Psh, if they want a higher VP they should just b/p like the rest of us.

...Point taken. :D I guess that's why they never implemented this sort of thing before.

'Cat-Poo Coffee'
I remember reading a similar story in the newspaper about half a year ago. They harvest droppings from civet cats, package them, and sell them as coffee 'beans'.

What's next, dog scat smoothies?