RE: Christmas
Dear Santa,
I have been a very good boy this year and I think I should get everything I want for christmas. I want a Nintendo Wii, a car for me to drive, a pony, world peace, a PS3 (to sell on ebay), a 360, a Sega Dreamcast, a bigger house, a new president, a telescope, a microscope, a stethoscope, a radioscope, a sniper rifle with a scope, ice cream, an inground pool, a supercomputer, my very own exotic island, a box of chocolate, a servant, a butler, a girlfriend, a hyperbolic focal lazer beam, a particle accelerator, a small sample of radioactive californium, a fuel cell, a magnetic containment vacuum tube, an antimatter lazer cannon, NASA, a black hole, a chicken pen, a uranium mine, my own country, an elephant, no wait 2 elephants so I can make them fight, a time machine, a mind control device, all of little Timmy's presents (so he don't get none cause hes a poopy head), all of Luis's presents, a flying magical reindeer, an AK-47, a real lightsaber, a 30 foot LCD HDTV, a cuban hostage, a daddy that doesn't beat me, a mommy that isn't always drunk, a videogame, a box of animal crackers, a small toy that will keep me occupied for 20 minutes, 40 gazillion dollars, a xylophone, every walmart in the country, and my 2 front teeth. Thank you in advance Santa!