Hey guys, look at this [NSFS (Not Safe For the Soul)] image I found, really cool, huh?
I just killed you.
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At 12/31/09 01:21 PM, Zyphonee wrote: we exchanged jokes about Glaiel
is that even possible?
At 12/31/09 01:45 PM, Zyphonee wrote: Hey guys, look at this [NSFS (Not Safe For the Soul)] image I found, really cool, huh?
I just killed you.
Ya crashed my brain duder.
Well, in several days when it triggers.
Oh shit, we all got 7 days to live. It's like that movie but now just with people on the internet.
My goodness.... we're all doomed. We'll have to kill ourselves before we crash - I suggest maddoxs suggestion of eating a bathtube of beans - it's one of the most manly ways to do it.
At 12/31/09 01:21 PM, Zyphonee wrote: jokes about Glaiel
please do tell
Glaiel enters a bar, so the bartender, a negative 0 asks "Why the long face?", to which Glaiel replies "You don't exist because Signed zero is zero with an associated sign. In ordinary arithmetic, %u22120 = 0. However, in computing, some number representations allow for the existence of two zeros, often denoted by %u22120 (negative zero) and +0 (positive zero). This occurs in some signed number representations for integers, and in most floating point number representations. The number 0 is usually encoded as +0, however it can be represented by either +0 and %u22120.
The IEEE 754 standard for floating point arithmetic (presently used by most computers and programming languages that support floating point numbers) requires both +0 and %u22120. The zeroes can be considered as a variant of the extended real number line such that 1/%u22120 = %u2212%u221E and 1/+0 = +%u221E, division by zero is only undefined for ±0/±0.
Signed zero echoes the mathematical analysis concept of approaching 0 from below as a one-sided limit, which may be denoted by x %u2192 0%u2212, x %u2192 0%u2212, or x %u2192 %u21910. The notation "%u22120" may be used informally to denote a negative number that has been rounded to zero. The concept of negative zero also has some theoretical applications in statistical mechanics and other disciplines.
It is claimed that the inclusion of signed zero in IEEE 754 makes it much easier to achieve numerical accuracy in some critical problems,[1], in particular when computing with complex elementary functions.[2] On the other hand, the concept of signed zero runs contrary to the general assumption made in most mathematical fields (and in most mathematics courses) that negative zero is the same thing as zero. Representations that allow negative zero can be a source of errors in programs, as software developers do not realize (or may forget) that, while the two zero representations behave as equal under numeric comparisons, they are different bit patterns and yield different results in some operations."
THE END
I know I didn't even remove the [2], [1], etc. as it's obvious I cpoied from Wikipedia.
Ugh
At 12/31/09 02:43 PM, wackywassim wrote: wat do you call a homosexual glaiel??? a glaiel GAYmer LhaHAHAAHAHAHHAHA im so fuckin funny how do i come up wit these
I enjoyed that. Now, my turn.
What's a Glaiel's favorite Dessert?
Pi
Why did Glaiel have trouble putting his new flowers into a pot?
Because they had Square Roots.
At 12/31/09 02:43 PM, Zyphonee wrote:
Ugh
lmao hahah
the events are merely fictional, written, directed, and acted out by all who create them
At 12/31/09 02:25 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:At 12/31/09 01:21 PM, Zyphonee wrote: jokes about Glaielplease do tell
why is glaiel so cold-blooded. Because when he was little he experienced a coup in his mansion. He even saw his parents get decapitated. To this day he has not recovered and he can't even look straight foreward. He has no trust for anyone because the person who killed his parents was his best friend's father. Oh, and he is a lizard.
Why does Glaiel seldomly go to the beach?
Because he has sine and cosine to get a tan and has no need of trivial entities like the sun!
:]
At 12/31/09 01:45 PM, Zyphonee wrote: Hey guys, look at this [NSFS (Not Safe For the Soul)] image I found, really cool, huh?
I just killed you.
(Mainly the last paragraph)
How does glaiel find jon schubbe in the dark?
A*ogre pathfinding
At 12/31/09 06:54 PM, zrb wrote: Just bought Ty the Tasmanian Tiger for Gamecube from eBay :D
That game was loads of fun, totally replaying it.
i LOVED Ty!!! Such a classic, unfortunately it was overshadowed by Jak, Ratchet, and a bit o' Sly, so i think that's why it wasn't as popular.
Even the 2nd one was good i think. :P
At 12/31/09 06:58 PM, Duchednier wrote: Even the 2nd one was good i think. :P
I remember playing that :)
Also happy new year from the Brits!
i always make posts that are too big for anyone to read, but epicly big endyear post.
Sig made by me
Once again i'm falling down a mountain like a metaphor
Here ends another post by the grand master of all things: fluffkomix
Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!! LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
Happy New years homies.
You all suck lulz <3
At 12/31/09 07:37 PM, Xeptic wrote: Best wishes. Drunk. Bye.
im getting my drank on soon, but this shall be my last post of 2009
how does that make you feel?
At 12/31/09 05:58 PM, BoMToons wrote: Also: Shoobie Doobie
drugs rhyme with my name....coincidence??????????????
the events are merely fictional, written, directed, and acted out by all who create them
New Year hits me first, so I'll try to get the first post of the year.
At 12/31/09 08:23 PM, Zyphonee wrote: New Year hits me first, so I'll try to get the first post of the year.
It hits Oz first, been 010 here for 2.5 hours
Its been 2010 here for an hour and a half. Joyously all my plans for a decent start to the decade that didn't involve me sitting on my own reading a book and watching the overkill of fireworks at the normal NG UK meetup spot on TV were dashed.
That and I found out one of my favourite drummers died a few days ago. I'm off to a great start this year.
Internet Resolutions: Release a sodding game. Stop using MSN as much
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Everyone have a great 2010, ive enjoyed 10 years of this place and tons of 'all the good regs are gone' rants.. mainly from Toast <3... but regardless you are still here and i still look forward to seeing what you goons are up to, whether its on a constant basis by obsessively refreshing, or just once in a blue moon. May the next year bring you either continued success or be that start of a success-filled journey, a journey filled with challenge, wonder and a bit of mischief/sex/drugs/alcohol/whatever your vices are.
last post of the decade in the reg loungeee. last post of the decade on the forumz and now im off to have myself a last wank and then off to the last get together here in dc. I'll be officially moved to philly this weeekend.
so longggg
None
:'(
happy new friday, can't wait for next week's as well
the events are merely fictional, written, directed, and acted out by all who create them
MY E-PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
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...and this is my fag...
Yeesh, first Halloween, now this. I've gotta quit getting hyped up about the token drinking nights of the year. Can't force a good time.
