Omegle is great
Stranger: hi.
You: hi
Stranger: are you mean?
You: what are you eating?
You: i'm eating pesto tortelini
Stranger: nothing currently, though i was eating a cookie moments ago.
You: that makes me hot
You: *i turn on your stove*
Stranger: omg tortelini turns me on SO MUCH
You: *i open your fridge*
Stranger: hot dogs are the sexiest thing ever, right?
You: *i put a pot on the stove, boil water in, and drop in your hotdogs*
Stranger: YES YES
You: *i hand you my buns*
Stranger: AHHH
You: *i pull a hotdog out and put it on a bun*
You: YES! SQUIRT THAT KATCHUP ON IT!
Stranger: tastes sooo good
Stranger: i LOVE ketchup
You: ahhhh wash it down with some water
Stranger: mm that was amazing
You: thanks