No no TJA, i understand you. But you are entirely wrong.

Kids get smarter and smarter. My mother asks me to set the video for her and do internet related things for her, because i can do them 4 times faster than she can.
Its not as though my mums a retard, tho if that is so then a lot of other people's parents are.

Plus, EVERYONE who goes on the internet has heard of google. You cant NOT have heard of google it seems.
But even that is beside the point.

There is a sticky. It was created so that we dont have to answer the questions that we have to, which is "what is t3h best prog to make the musiks"

It is at THE TOP of the page. It says "new to audio?"

It clearly applies to them, yet they will not read it. They should be shunned out of principle.

At 4/20/06 01:48 PM, Erkie wrote:

I see, so because i use capitals, and swear, and have some sense of humour, i'm a bad person? Me and 5 billion other people.

Wha? That doesn't make it right, this is a debate, debates have principles on how to conduct yourself, failure to conduct yourself means your point isn't worth debating. So far you've proved all of it.

yeah, principles set by those who like using polite language to stifle the passion of debate.

Who's seeking the last word now erkie? Looks like you are

Hey, it's mutual.

True, i'm only in it for laughs now tho, i won a long time ago.

and you're telling me i'm irrational?

You came back, against your own word, that is irrational. And I admit, me posting is too, so we have no place in making these judgements.

I left a clause saying that i wouldnt be silent if i thought you'd take advantage of it, which you clearly did.

1. You must've missed the part where I said this, at the very beginning:

We show people how to do things in order to get the results they want, from getting help,
to finding threads, to making songs, in return, they become fully efficient members of the
musical community. Yes, they do learn.

I know that for a fact from practicing my own way of handling noobs, which is completely logical and simple. They do not get worse or retarded from help, they get better from help.

Yeah, or you could just not waste time on people that cant be arsed to read something, that was made for them, and is right at the top of the page.

And if they ask anymore questions, it isn't because they are lazy, it is because they have more questions, different questions, not the same questions, simple as that. And I'll just keep guiding them back until they ask a technical question.

Yeah, anymore questions, i'll give you that one, just like i gave it at the start.

2. The irony, you admit your incompetence, and label me incompetent. Let's look at the equation:

yeah, my musical incompetence. Not my capability to judge people quite accurately.
For example, you want me to write in all caps and start getting angry at you so that i get banned, which will then piss me off because you'll be getting off scott free and i wont.

Flaming noobs to see if they're good people
Vs
Rationally answering their questions.

You dont see the line, do you erkie. Must be all that heart you have, covering your vision.
THIS IS ALL ABOUT "WHAT IS T3H BEST PROGRAMME FOR MUSICS"

NOT, I REPEAT, NOT about the concept of asking questions. Just that ONE.

You admitted yourself that noobs are “not real people”, so what is flaming going to get you? A flame war, and a banment. Not only do you make yourself look bad, but you make the audio forum look bad, look at it this way: HEADLINES: Regular attacks newbie who just wanted to get involved.

No, it wont get me a flame war. I will flame a noob, the noob will attempt to retaliate or do the right thing, and if they try retaliate i'll move on.

Do I make the forum look bad? HEY EVERYBODY, ERKIE SAYS I LOOK BAD, SHOULD I JUST GET THE FUCK OUT?

fucking hell, i can imagine this in the daily telegraph tomorrow "spamwarrior flames noob for stupidity, noob is upset, commits suicide"

I fail to see how i make a forum look bad. It is only people arguing with me that is continuing this threads existence. Like i say, if you ignored this a long time ago, it would have disappeared because i have no one to argue with. Thank you.

3. Accusations.

Please, stop making up accusations, insults, slams, and nonfacts, it really doesn't do anything to justify your posting manner, I no longer have any reason to talk to you, because your maturity level has really found new lows.

Oh I see, my language and attitude is immature. I bet you live in a very nice house erkie, with refined parents etc. In short you are a snob who likes to think he's better than me merely based on a choice of language and attitudes to things. YOU are the intolerant one.

Please dont send me email again, i got really scared and offended.

Thing is, you cant leave this now can you, its going to take a mod to stop this topic now.
You cant stop because you're getting angry, and i cant stop cos i'm too busy owning your arse all over the thread.

Have another picture.

yeah, principles set by those who like using polite language to stifle the passion of debate.

Oh, you mean rationality? So you're used to flame wars then, ok, that explains it.

True, i'm only in it for laughs now tho, i won a long time ago.

I love it when people do this. They say this because they're insecure and can't do anything.

So far, I've proven you wrong, and you haven't done anything except say that you feel you're right. When in reality, it's the opposite.

I left a clause saying that i wouldnt be silent if i thought you'd take advantage of it, which you clearly did.

I took my problems up in an e-mail, and you posted only moments later to defend yourself, so, yeah. You broke your own rule, first. The irony xD.

Yeah, or you could just not waste time on people that cant be arsed to read something, that was made for them, and is right at the top of the page.

Nah. I will.

which will then piss me off because you'll be getting off scott free and i wont.

Look, you did that on your own, I was pointing that out. You admit you're irrational and incompetent, thus, you are far from the right in anything you do here.

NOT about the concept of asking questions. Just that ONE.

So it derives all of this prejudice? Hmm, simpler then I thought.

I fail to see how i make a forum look bad.

You contribute nothing and move on.

"I will flame a noob, the noob will attempt to retaliate or do the right thing, and if they try retaliate i'll move on."

In short you are a snob who likes to think he's better than me merely based on a choice of language and attitudes to things.

More accusations, thanks for proving me right, again.

Oh erkie, you have owned me all over, i'm sorry for ever ever thinking i was right, cos your intellectual powers have owned me all over. I'm sorry that using the language that the common man uses is not good enough for you, and i will try to be a better man.

You fucking snob, climb the fuck out of your own arse.

Anyway, I'm leaving this thread right now, this has become a flame war with no relevance to the original subject, and no one wants to get banned, do they? Specially not someone who wants to be a mod, eh erkie?

Anyway, I'm leaving this thread right now,

k

this has become a flame war with no relevance to the original subject

Prove it.

it must be love, love, love........duum dum......it must be love, love, love....dum dum.....nothing more, nothing less, love is the best...... : )

At 4/20/06 04:14 PM, pitters wrote: it must be love, love, love........duum dum......it must be love, love, love....dum dum.....nothing more, nothing less, love is the best...... : )

Dahhh dahhh....

LOL baby dont hurt me, what a tune, who is that by?

At 4/20/06 02:59 PM, Erkie wrote:

Anyway, I'm leaving this thread right now,

k

this has become a flame war with no relevance to the original subject

Prove it.

LOL! You are such a dick! You're my hero.

Please dont polarize NG. I dont want any shit with sides of my side versus erkies side. Lets just do what we all should've done a long time ago and ignore this thread. It can only survive if people feed it. I've said what i needed to say and shouldnt have to say anymore about anything.

At 4/20/06 07:49 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: Please dont polarize NG. I dont want any shit with sides of my side versus erkies side. Lets just do what we all should've done a long time ago and ignore this thread. It can only survive if people feed it. I've said what i needed to say and shouldnt have to say anymore about anything.

I was joking. Change the batteries in your sarcasm detector.

Sorry, my brains tired after a hard day of laughing at erkie.

My god, that man brings out the worst in me, ah well, might as well laugh.

Anytime, Mr. SpamWarrior :)

At 4/20/06 04:18 PM, Chronamut wrote: what is love?

baby don't hurt me..

don't hurt me.

no more.

("A Night At the Roxbury" is an excellent film XD )

Erkie, i dont like you, i'll be honest, but you show spirit so i respect you to an extent. Not that it matters to you of course, just lettin you know.

I hate everyone equally, but you have a special place in the hellish chambers of my internet heart.

Especially all those little sayings you have, they're sort of like cliches, but not really. You english people really creep me out with that stuff.

Bwa ha hah aha, i'm honoured, really.

As for being english, i'd apologise but i'm too proud of my apathy to care. Or something.

At 4/20/06 09:11 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: Bwa ha hah aha, i'm honoured, really.

As for being english, i'd apologise but i'm too proud of my apathy to care. Or something.

*memories of the upper-class twit of the year competition*

Eh, lost me there glaisne. That monty python or something.

bedtime, laters.

At 4/20/06 09:55 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: Eh, lost me there glaisne. That monty python or something.

bedtime, laters.

(nailed it)