Obese, I don't want to be a queer. I would prefer people making fun of me being fat over being gay plus fat people are usually cool and I could keep all my friends.
Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer?
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Gay, because then at least people would still like me.
Fat, I could always lose the weight.
Good question. I dont know which is hated more fat people or gay people. Although you COULD lose the weight it would be extremely hard if you were truly obese.
Obese, because then I could get get worker's comp for being so fat.
Sex for booze.
Sex for post count +1000.
At 6/26/07 11:31 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote: Gay. I couldn't tolerate being fat.
Same here. I have a problem with the obese.
I'd rather wake up as a whale. I'd roll myself down the hills until I regained my normal weight.
Find a mountain to stand on.
well if i was a flamer i wood kill myself but if i was obese i prolly couldnt get up to do it so... Gay it is
Obese,becauses.... 1 i already am.. 2 you can lose weight... 3 because flaming is just gay.
I have another say too.People say they would not want to be fat because looks bad and you get bullied,but to tell you the truth you don't really get bullied if you can stick up for yourself.I am fat people have called me fat and i just say to them "costs alot and im keeping it" or "im fat your ugly i can diet".If you walk away in a bad mood then they will keep coming at you.
I'd definately choose morbidly obese because sucking cocks is disguesting and I'm already obese.
Well. Talk about a lose-lose situation.
I'm so rediculously straight that I would choose gay... I don't beleive I'm capable of being gay anyway. I'd be the straightest gay man ever.
At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, Taime wrote:At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?Obese, I could at least lose the weight.
True.
The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh.
Funny thing about the choices.... I know a fat man that is gay....
tough decision, but I agree with most and say obese. You can lose the weight eventually, but If you're gay you're just..gay.
I would choose flaming queer. At least that doesn't have any health risks like being obese does.
