Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer?
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At 3/24/06 05:13 PM, ShameOnPretzel wrote: Oh, come ON. The latter, no contest.
Oh, come on. I say nay. The former.
Queer.
Because I bet i wouldn't mind when I actaully am queer. Because you could still have your desires filled.
Unlike huge fat people.
If you woke up gay one morning, at least you'd be okay with yourself, because that how you live and it's a part of you. But if you woke up morbidly obese there's a high chance that you don't like the way you look and you'd feel shitty about yourself. So I'd choose being queer because at least I'd be happy with my life
Hey, I lost weight. I can do it again!
Half of Newgrounds is morbidly obese or fiery queer anyways...
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
Well, if you're morbidly obese, there isn't going to be too much sex with attractive women.
So I guess I'd be a gayfag over a fatty fat fatkins.
And just like that....he was gone...
At 3/24/06 05:15 PM, DanPanic wrote:At 3/24/06 05:13 PM, ShameOnPretzel wrote: Oh, come ON. The latter, no contest.Agreed 100 percent.
Queer...
Cause then, you'll get all the chicks that you wouldn't have when you were straight...
At 3/13/07 02:47 PM, TheCrazyPotato wrote: Queer, who doesn't want to be in a parade? Theres no fatass parades unfortunately. =(
Ha, fatass pride parade. That would be swell.
Well, I'm not morbidly obese, but I am fat. I'd take the gay.
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At 3/13/07 03:40 PM, Preternatural wrote:At 3/13/07 02:47 PM, TheCrazyPotato wrote: Queer, who doesn't want to be in a parade? Theres no fatass parades unfortunately. =(Ha, fatass pride parade. That would be swell.
That would require some heavy duty parade floats.
wide load *snork*
I am already obese and I just turned 13. I am 5 foot and 161 pounds.
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I would rather be fat than gay , but since I am not sure if it is a choice it is in the genes who knows. I do know that this guy was both and look what happened .
At 3/19/07 07:14 PM, troubles1 wrote: I would rather be fat than gay , but since I am not sure if it is a choice it is in the genes who knows. I do know that this guy was both and look what happened .
That is... disgusting.
Where in the heck did you get that pic?
Do i have a none option?
if the answer in no so guess i'll be a fat, because i can lose weight
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At 3/19/07 07:25 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I can always lose those weight.
Yeah, but there would be permanent effects of being so fat.
And just like that....he was gone...
At 3/19/07 07:37 PM, 0peth wrote:At 3/19/07 07:25 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I can always lose those weight.Yeah, but there would be permanent effects of being so fat.
You'd be scarred for life from all the bullying and people picking on you. Either way, I'd rather be that than flaming gay.
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i would be morbidly obese and get lypo then get back into shape.
A queer, because then at least I'd still be able to have some manner of sexual activity.
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Gay, duh. Being obese is not only gross but bad for your health. Gay all the way.
Bleh.
At 3/19/07 07:17 PM, fli wrote:At 3/19/07 07:14 PM, troubles1 wrote: I would rather be fat than gay , but since I am not sure if it is a choice it is in the genes who knows. I do know that this guy was both and look what happened .That is... disgusting.
Where in the heck did you get that pic?
A friend e- mailed it to me , I am not sure if it is real I hope not, it looks like the person is melting or something. I know it is a little strange isn't it LOL.
My motabalism is so unbelievably high that I would lose the weight in a couple of weeks. I can eat a fucking horse and lose weight.
So I would obviously choose Flamboyantly gay.
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If you´re morbidly obese you´re not probably losing the weight before you die, so queer. It doesn´t really matter because after it would happen i´d be ok with it.
i saw a fat dead guy cut in half at the body worlds exhibition, he died from being fat. you dont want to be fat
flamboyantly gay would be horrible
At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?
I got excited because I saw a DanPanic topic. Then I noticed the date, and I was all "AWWWWWWW".
Anyway, it would be quite a pain to lose a large amount of weight, especially if you were morbidly obese. Maybe part of the question is that you would be morbidly obese FOREVER, which would suck more than most things in life. Either way, I would have to choose flamboyantly gay, because girls like that kind of thing, plus they would never expect what would come next.
Cue the experimenting with the opposite sex due to "confusion".
I'll take being a carpet-munching bulldyke, thank you very much. Yeah, I could take the former and try to lose the weight, but losing weight is FUCKING HARD. I am slightly overweight and have lost about 8 pounds and it was REALLY difficult.
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At 3/19/07 07:37 PM, 0peth wrote:At 3/19/07 07:25 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I can always lose those weight.Yeah, but there would be permanent effects of being so fat.
Those can be solved with plastic surgery.
At 3/19/07 07:37 PM, 0peth wrote: Yeah, but there would be permanent effects of being so fat.
But since it's basically stored energy, consuming it all through exercise and a good diet would solve it.
Unlike natural obesity, this case specified that its effects were instant and therefore has nothing to do with a person's eating habit being the cause of said obesity.
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