I would have to go with flaming queer cause at least then some girls would find me hot.
i know someone who is morbidly obese and i will be the one to tell you it's not a pretty sight (to me morbidly obese is at least 450lbs)
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What if you're allready one of the options?
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well at least I can TURN IT OFF whenever I want to! sweeeeeet...
You can lose weight. You can't lose gay.
My vote goes to gay.
I've always wondered what it'd be like.
At 3/25/06 02:42 AM, -TheFaces wrote:
I love the way people butcher the English language unintentionally... and yet I can't spell worth a damn.
The English language is constantly changing. You don't see many people using gay to describe their state of happiness anymore.
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At 3/24/06 05:14 PM, Pinkasaurus wrote: Im noty that far off from being morbidly obese anyway
Same
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
I wish you hadn't added flamboyantly because if I was gay I'd like guys anyway, but I don't want to shop for handbags with my lapdog everyday.
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Obese or gay.....
Let's take a look at the pros and cons of each:
Obesity Pro's
-You can lose the weight, it isn't permanent
-Being fat doesn't increase your chance of getting AIDs
Obesity Con's
-Extreme risks healthwise
-You smell like shit
-Your chances of getting some poon-tang are slim
Gay Pro's
(N/A)
Gay Con's
-You have sex via another dudes butthole
-It's permanent
-Your chances of getting AIDs are quite a bit higher than that of a heterosexual US male
-You have to know stuff about style and clothing, augh
I'd rather be a fatass than a fudge packing homo.
Obese, o I could just burn off the fat.
I'd rather be a lesbian, being fat, ugh, I'd kill myself.
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I'd go with Gay and not tell anyone.
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At 3/13/07 07:36 AM, Zac-Donald wrote: Both
HA!
I would probably be fat because I was once 250 pounds, and I lost it all before.
I'd go for the gay option so it wouldn't be that much of a change.
My girlfriend would be upset though.
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At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, Taime wrote:At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?Obese, I could at least lose the weight.
Queer. I can pray the gay away!
I'd rather be queer.
Morbidly Obese people can't just loose the weight. It takes years with lots of professional help to get it off and they're all usually really unhappy with the way they look and just generall live life. On top of that, I'd probably lose my job...
If I woke up gay, I'd be gay. I'd be happy and I'd find the idea of a penis burried deep in my ass enjoyable. I wouln't know any diffrent and I wouldn't care. It's a much better existance.
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I'd prolly choose homosexual...you can't lose weight if you're morbidly obese, it's a disease by then.
Id be fat. some girls like fat guys.. the fat girls, that is.
obese, i would pass out tryinjg to wake up
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