At 3/23/06 02:11 PM, knuckles886 wrote:

1. i'm not tryna be funny

Good, because you're not. At all.

you don't know that. you've never seen me tryna be funny.

Because it flat out can't happen

2. the lesson is, treat others how you want to be treated

THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET! I could go around telling people I'm alcoholic rodeo clown. In other words, nothing fucking matters.

your not about to go round saying your a alchoholic rodeo clown, and if you did then you'd just make yourself look like a fool and you really won't matter.

You seem to have no problems making yourself look like a fool with this little goody-two-shoes act.

3. you don't need to know who i am to listen to what i have to say.

No, you're an unknown, and I have no respect for you. Therefore, I am not going to listen to anything you have to say.

you don't need to respect someone to listen to what they say either.(your listening to what i say anyway by reading this, retard)

You're an idiot, what you just said has no ostensive purpose in the conversation whatsoever.

4. don't ever tell me to shut the fuck up you level three trash.

Look at my sig, and check my profile. Then shut the fuck up.

oh well done 'claps hands' your nineteen. you seem to think that your superior to me cos of that, you know what, no i don't think i will shut the fuck up.

No, you idiot, not that I'm 19 but that I'm the exact same level as you. Not that levels really matter at all (look at Erathun and -wwyyzerrdd-) but if you want to go stats then I have you beat all around.

At 3/23/06 02:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my continuing list

24 sun tanning nude in your own back yard
25 learning how to use a katana
26 doing your laundry
27 playing the violin
28 fighting
29 dreaming about sex but never actually doing it?
30 building a computer

Alright , Little Washu . You are asking for it so you got it !!! I am gonna definitely make a "Little Washu Hentai" Collab ... after this one ... lol ! I'll post an entry on the SS forums in the near future to make it happen !

At 3/23/06 02:15 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote:

At 3/23/06 02:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my continuing list

24 sun tanning nude in your own back yard
25 learning how to use a katana
26 doing your laundry
27 playing the violin
28 fighting
29 dreaming about sex but never actually doing it?
30 building a computer

Alright , Little Washu . You are asking for it so you got it !!! I am gonna definitely make a "Little Washu Hentai" Collab ... after this one ... lol ! I'll post an entry on the SS forums in the near future to make it happen !

Please do because i already had 2 flash movies made about me by the BB this will make the first SS movie about me and 3 flash movies altogether if it is done. also if I see it I will vote 5

LOOK AT LITTLEWASHUS favorite flashes...

And Poof the mystery is Solved

At 3/23/06 02:17 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 3/23/06 02:15 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote:

At 3/23/06 02:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my continuing list

24 sun tanning nude in your own back yard
25 learning how to use a katana
26 doing your laundry
27 playing the violin
28 fighting
29 dreaming about sex but never actually doing it?
30 building a computer

Alright , Little Washu . You are asking for it so you got it !!! I am gonna definitely make a "Little Washu Hentai" Collab ... after this one ... lol ! I'll post an entry on the SS forums in the near future to make it happen !

Please do because i already had 2 flash movies made about me by the BB this will make the first SS movie about me and 3 flash movies altogether if it is done. also if I see it I will vote 5

Yeah , it's gonna happen but unlike the 2 BB movies this one is gonna have SS quality on it ! It's gonna be hawt, babe ! Heck , I might even try convince Sevenstar himself to make a guest appearance on it!

There is one thing that's better than sex and that's... making a dunk in a basketball game not a video game but in real life now that's a rush.

here are some more things that are better then sex

31 sitting down doing nothing
32 Thinking about how to make the opposite sex suffer
33 changing stinky diapers
34 vaccuming up slime
35 making video games

At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like

You're a shit.

1 writing a book

No.

2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike

Oh god, fuck no. Fuck you.

3 playing video games

Only on rare occasions.

4 working out

No.

5 teaching a kid how to read

Fuck no, you bitch.

6 getting a job

Oh, fuck you.

7 learning how to sew

Fuck you.

8 cooking

Shut up, pansy.

9 dancing

No.

10 swimming

No.

Conclusion: you're a stupid, boring bitch that doesn't know how to live.

Teaching your cousin to ride a fucking bike? Holy shit, Learning to sew? What the fuck is wrong with you, did you get raped or something and have sex ruined for you? Playing video games? You must be having some lousy sex.

At 3/23/06 02:28 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are some more things that are better then sex

32 Thinking about how to make the opposite sex suffer

Why do I get the feeling that out of all the things in that list, that's the one you most enjoy doing?

Here's another one. Seeing people make stupid threads.

At 3/23/06 02:41 PM, jzc10 wrote: Here's another one. Seeing people make stupid threads.

here is my never ending list of things that are better then sex

35 playing the number one game in my favorites

trust me you will like it a lot

36 pissing people off
37 watering the lawn
38 singing karaoke
39 competing in a contest against your friends
40 making a law to make it illegal for people to throw orgy parties

thanks for this thread mister rogers

Shut up nothing beats sex!

At 3/23/06 02:52 PM, Xtriton wrote: Shut up nothing beats sex!

But sex with me.

here are some more things that are better then sex

horse whipping all your haters
tell someone you want to go all the way tie him up and then leave him there

I just go to ask you Little Washu, are you nuts like seriously screwed up in the head?

At 3/23/06 02:57 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are some more things that are better then sex

horse whipping all your haters with my hawt leather whip
tell someone you want to go all the way, tie him up and then fuck him like a jack rabbit

Wow, that does sound better than sex!!!

lol

none of those things are even close to being better than sex.....i wish you knew the true joys of sex........you can borrow my boyfriend if you want....but only if you're hott.

At 3/23/06 02:45 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 3/23/06 02:41 PM, jzc10 wrote: Here's another one. Seeing people make stupid threads.

here is my never ending list of things that are better then sex

35 playing the number one game in my favorites

trust me you will like it a lot

36 pissing people off
37 watering the lawn
38 singing karaoke
39 competing in a contest against your friends
40 making a law to make it illegal for people to throw orgy parties

I used to have a girlfriend like you. She hated sex too. I think I made her like it though the time I had whiskey dick and pulled out and tried to jerk my flaccid prick off in her face. As a matter of fact I KNOW I made her like because she went off and fucked my friends.

Some people are bit defensive...

How many of you actualy have had sex?

At 3/23/06 03:00 PM, Libidinous_Rose wrote: lol

none of those things are even close to being better than sex.....i wish you knew the true joys of sex........you can borrow my boyfriend if you want....but only if you're hott.

No thanks I tried it and I hate it

Anything other then sedx >sex

At 3/23/06 03:02 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 3/23/06 03:00 PM, Libidinous_Rose wrote: lol

none of those things are even close to being better than sex.....i wish you knew the true joys of sex........you can borrow my boyfriend if you want....but only if you're hott.

No thanks I tried it and I hate it

So go join a convent or something, quit bitching about it here. Better yet, go create a Convent Crew in the C&C section, and post only there and in your Elite Guard group for the rest of your life.

At 3/23/06 03:02 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Some people are bit defensive...

How many of you actualy have had sex?

you havn't, you made a post about that a while back :))

I have for sho. The right age for sex, is 17. No older, no younger, just 17. Thats when you'll be ready, 17.

At 3/23/06 03:04 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:
So go join a convent or something, quit bitching about it here. Better yet, go create a Convent Crew in the C&C section, and post only there and in your Elite Guard group for the rest of your life.

Question, why do you care so much? How does it afffect you if LittleWashu doesn't like sex?

At 3/23/06 03:07 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 3/23/06 03:04 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:
So go join a convent or something, quit bitching about it here. Better yet, go create a Convent Crew in the C&C section, and post only there and in your Elite Guard group for the rest of your life.

Question, why do you care so much? How does it afffect you if LittleWashu doesn't like sex?

I don't give a shit about her sex life, Wang, her posts just annoy the fuck out of me. Coincidentally, so do yours.

Only thing that could be enjoyed better then sex is sleeping when your extremely tired.i love those nights.

At 3/23/06 03:02 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Anything other then sedx >sex

Oh, so you can only get shitty boyfriends then.

Figures.

At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like

Okay...

1 writing a book

In progress. Not an orgasmic experience in my opinion...deadlines are sucky, and publishers cranky.

2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike

No

3 playing video games

no

4 working out

Close for the endorphins (or whatever it is) but no

5 teaching a kid how to read

no

6 getting a job

have one. Even at my $14.00/hr, it isn't as good as sex

7 learning how to sew

I know how. not better

8 cooking

cooking and serving an aphrodesiac might make the cut...

9 dancing

maybe grinding, but no

10 swimming

As a lifeguard, I say a bit no to that.

11 go on a rampage killing everything in sight

o.O You worry me Washu...

12 ending world hunger

Would be nice, but that'll never happen, so it is impossible to say whether it would be better. Maybe celebration sex?

13 becoming a stat whore

like you? no.

14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them

like you? no. I'll stick with my blams

15 drinking a whole bottle of wine

Depends on the wine

16 go on a date with someone but and say no when they want to have sex with you

ouch, way to tell everyone. You promised you wouldn't when I asked you :'(

17 playing numbers with your cousins

?

18 cleaning your house from top to bottom

oh god no

19 writing fanfictions

never had the urge

20 becoming a emo or goth

for emo: oh yes. bloodletting and all that fun stuff beats getting laid any day. people go emo BECAUSE they aren't getting secksed...

21 help out the mods and the staff at the top get rid of abusive post and flash

I do regularly, but it doesn't give me an orgasm. Is flagging an orgasmic experience for you?

22 making the perfect pancake trust me it isn't easy

they have a pancake shaper thing for that...plus, you eat it anyways, why make it look nice?

23 putting you legs behind your head in front of everyone

thats just weird...

24 sun tanning nude in your own back yard

not so innocent after all, are you Washu?

25 learning how to use a katana

I'll stick with my M4 carbine.

26 doing your laundry

hell no

27 playing the violin

want to learn, but doubt it

28 fighting

till one gets sacked and/or injured

29 dreaming about sex but never actually doing it?

no

30 building a computer

done that. no

31 sitting down doing nothing

do that everyday. no

32 Thinking about how to make the opposite sex suffer

bitch :(

33 changing stinky diapers

hell no

34 vaccuming up slime

no slime to vaccum up...

35 making video games

no

36 playing the number one game in my favorites

I'll look later. but no

37 pissing people off

do that everyday. no

38 watering the lawn

no

39 singing karaoke

making a fool of myself is not better than sex

40 competing in a contest against your friends

i do. still not better

41 making a law to make it illegal for people to throw orgy parties

That'll never happen.

I find your lack of secksing disturbing...

ps, the mean replies are intended to be in good fun, so dont flame me. bitch

Getting the GOLD whistle.
Oh god, get that fucking whistle.