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10+ things better then sex

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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:31:10


At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 20 becoming a emo or goth

You've never actually had sex, have you?


i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:31:31


At 3/23/06 12:54 PM, _Sisyphus_ wrote:
At 3/23/06 12:42 PM, omgwtfbbqsauce wrote: A child's laughter.

To me, nothing in this world is more precious than the laughter of a child.
Except an unpenetrated snooch.

I don't smoke.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:31:41


At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, -Revenant- wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 20 becoming a emo or goth
You've never actually had sex, have you?

Ten bucks says she's never even seen a guy naked.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:36:08


I think she needs a hug... seriously ... maybe flagging too many abusive reviews has somehow distorted her perceptions of men and sex ... that's ok , little Washu ... we forgive you .

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:37:54


At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better
16 go on a date with someone but and say no when they want to have sex with you

Do I sence the reincarnation of sarai's "How to break a guy" topic?


Cute+Funny=?

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:38:18


Spooning > Sex
...what? I like to be held :(


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:39:25


At 3/23/06 01:37 PM, ---sean5892--- wrote:
At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better
16 go on a date with someone but and say no when they want to have sex with you
Do I sence the reincarnation of sarai's "How to break a guy" topic?

Ouch!!! How did I miss that one?! How can you be so cruel !? Giving guys the blue balls is fun?! What a bitch !

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:40:32


the only thing that could be greater then sex is being an evil dictator.


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:40:43


At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like
3 playing video games

I knew that would be said...

haha internet.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:41:13


At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, -Revenant- wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 20 becoming a emo or goth
You've never actually had sex, have you?
Ten bucks says she's never even seen a guy naked.

AGREED 100% ill raise that to $20. this is a stupid topic. nothing is better than sex.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:43:13


At 3/23/06 01:41 PM, Dshark wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Ten bucks says she's never even seen a guy naked.
AGREED 100% ill raise that to $20. this is a stupid topic. nothing is better than sex.

I'll see your 20 and raise you all-in. I'm feeling good about this one.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:43:36


At 3/23/06 12:32 PM, childinthemist wrote:
1 writing a book on sex
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a woman
3 playing porno video games
4 working out with a bunch o sweating ladies
5 teaching a kid how to read when a woman wants you
6 getting a blow job
7 learning how to sex
8 cooking and sex
9 dancing striptease
10 swimming pool sex
Much better

I give this threads best post award to you, this was pure smart ass, i like it.


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:45:25


At 3/23/06 01:41 PM, Dshark wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, -Revenant- wrote:
You've never actually had sex, have you?
Ten bucks says she's never even seen a guy naked.
AGREED 100% ill raise that to $20. this is a stupid topic. nothing is better than sex.

I was going to post a snide remark on you guys and your experiance with naked men, but decided I'm above that, except not.


I don't take revenue from my profile.

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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:45:30


At 3/23/06 01:43 PM, CallMeWard wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:41 PM, Dshark wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Ten bucks says she's never even seen a guy naked.
AGREED 100% ill raise that to $20. this is a stupid topic. nothing is better than sex.
I'll see your 20 and raise you all-in. I'm feeling good about this one.

why are people like that. you like to make fun of other people for the most ridiculous reasons and you build up on it. trust me, you don't know what it's like until it happens to you.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:47:41


At 3/23/06 01:39 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:37 PM, ---sean5892--- wrote:
At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better
16 go on a date with someone but and say no when they want to have sex with you
Do I sence the reincarnation of sarai's "How to break a guy" topic?

I never read that topic so I wouldn't have known that but I am not trying to break men trust me that is real easy for me to do I don't need help doing that

Ouch!!! How did I miss that one?! How can you be so cruel !? Giving guys the blue balls is fun?! What a bitch !

I wasn't trying to do that I made this topic because I think sex is overrated sex it one of the roots of all evil! as for flagging abusive reviews I do that for fun not to be mean I get a kick out of laugh at all the abusive jackasses who don't know how to review right. now here is the next piece of my list

21 help out the mods and the staff at the top get rid of abusive post and flash
22 making the perfect pancake trust me it isn't easy
23 putting you legs behind your head in front of everyone

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:47:49


just a virign could do this treath.....

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:48:20


At 3/23/06 01:45 PM, knuckles886 wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:43 PM, CallMeWard wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:41 PM, Dshark wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Ten bucks says she's never even seen a guy naked.
AGREED 100% ill raise that to $20. this is a stupid topic. nothing is better than sex.
I'll see your 20 and raise you all-in. I'm feeling good about this one.
why are people like that. you like to make fun of other people for the most ridiculous reasons and you build up on it. trust me, you don't know what it's like until it happens to you.

Actually we do have a good reason for it ! Besides , it's not an everyday thing when Little Washu lets down her guard so we have to exploit it to the max

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:48:22


At 3/23/06 01:45 PM, knuckles886 wrote: why are people like that. you like to make fun of other people for the most ridiculous reasons and you build up on it. trust me, you don't know what it's like until it happens to you.

Dude, shut the fuck up. Seriously. You're not funny, you're teaching me any sort of important lesson, and furthermore, I have no clue who you are anyway.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:52:58


At 3/23/06 01:48 PM, CallMeWard wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:45 PM, knuckles886 wrote: why are people like that. you like to make fun of other people for the most ridiculous reasons and you build up on it. trust me, you don't know what it's like until it happens to you.
Dude, shut the fuck up. Seriously. You're not funny, you're teaching me any sort of important lesson, and furthermore, I have no clue who you are anyway.

1. i'm not tryna be funny
2. the lesson is, treat others how you want to be treated
3. you don't need to know who i am to listen to what i have to say.
4. don't ever tell me to shut the fuck up you level three trash.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:54:25


At 3/23/06 01:47 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 21 help out the mods and the staff at the top get rid of abusive post and flash
22 making the perfect pancake trust me it isn't easy
23 putting you legs behind your head in front of everyone

Hmm...not sure about the first one, but the next two can be quite rewarding, yeah.


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:55:35


At 3/23/06 01:52 PM, knuckles886 wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:48 PM, CallMeWard wrote: Dude, shut the fuck up. Seriously. You're not funny, you're teaching me any sort of important lesson, and furthermore, I have no clue who you are anyway.
1. i'm not tryna be funny

Good, because you're not. At all.

2. the lesson is, treat others how you want to be treated

THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET! I could go around telling people I'm alcoholic rodeo clown. In other words, nothing fucking matters.

3. you don't need to know who i am to listen to what i have to say.

No, you're an unknown, and I have no respect for you. Therefore, I am not going to listen to anything you have to say.

4. don't ever tell me to shut the fuck up you level three trash.

Look at my sig, and check my profile. Then shut the fuck up.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:56:13


At 3/23/06 01:47 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 21 help out the mods and the staff at the top get rid of abusive post and flash

El oh fucking el.


i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:57:49


At 3/23/06 01:48 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:45 PM, knuckles886 wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:43 PM, CallMeWard wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:41 PM, Dshark wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:31 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Ten bucks says she's never even seen a guy naked.

sorry but you lost I have so where is my money?

AGREED 100% ill raise that to $20. this is a stupid topic. nothing is better than sex.

yet another responce from a sex addicted male. also if this was a stupid topic then thr mod would have deleted it a long time ago so pay me my 20 bucks as well

I'll see your 20 and raise you all-in. I'm feeling good about this one.

Pay up you lose !

why are people like that. you like to make fun of other people for the most ridiculous reasons and you build up on it. trust me, you don't know what it's like until it happens to you.

It is ok let them have their fun I don't post in the general like that besides if they make abusive reviews I will have the last laugh! and I guess they will have to learn that the hard way

Actually we do have a good reason for it ! Besides , it's not an everyday thing when Little Washu lets down her guard so we have to exploit it to the max

You do got a point there so you can have your fun but you better watch out because i am watching you all waiting for you to slip up and then i will be all over you like your shadow

; wait for a perverted responce

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:59:32


At 3/23/06 01:57 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
; wait for a perverted responce

*whispers on a low tone*

"I want to be inside you, hurhurhur"

that do?

I don't take revenue from my profile.

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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 14:00:41


At 3/23/06 01:57 PM, LittleWashu wrote: You do got a point there so you can have your fun but you better watch out because i am watching you all waiting for you to slip up and then i will be all over you like your shadow

What can you do? You're no mod, so you can't ban me. I don't review very much at all, and only when I see something that is done well enough to warrant it, so good luck finding an abusive review by me to flag.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 14:06:14


At 3/23/06 01:47 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
I wasn't trying to do that I made this topic because I think sex is overrated sex it one of the roots of all evil! as for flagging abusive reviews I do that for fun not to be mean I get a kick out of laugh at all the abusive jackasses who don't know how to review right. now here is the next piece of my list

Sex may be overrated but were it not for people having sex (mainly our parents) none of us would even be posting in this thread.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 14:10:12


here is my continuing list

24 sun tanning nude in your own back yard
25 learning how to use a katana
26 doing your laundry
27 playing the violin
28 fighting
29 dreaming about sex but never actually doing it?
30 building a computer

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 14:11:49


1. i'm not tryna be funny
Good, because you're not. At all.

you don't know that. you've never seen me tryna be funny.

2. the lesson is, treat others how you want to be treated
THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET! I could go around telling people I'm alcoholic rodeo clown. In other words, nothing fucking matters.

your not about to go round saying your a alchoholic rodeo clown, and if you did then you'd just make yourself look like a fool and you really won't matter.

3. you don't need to know who i am to listen to what i have to say.
No, you're an unknown, and I have no respect for you. Therefore, I am not going to listen to anything you have to say.

you don't need to respect someone to listen to what they say either.(your listening to what i say anyway by reading this, retard)

4. don't ever tell me to shut the fuck up you level three trash.
Look at my sig, and check my profile. Then shut the fuck up.

oh well done 'claps hands' your nineteen. you seem to think that your superior to me cos of that, you know what, no i don't think i will shut the fuck up.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 14:12:46


drinking yourself unconscious at a party and not knowing whether you had sex or not.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 14:14:32


Loving, kissing, even hugging. Much better than the actual intercourse.