nothing u idiot except sex tqice with more girls

At 3/23/06 03:09 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:
I don't give a shit about her sex life, Wang, her posts just annoy the fuck out of me. Coincidentally, so do yours.

So? Don't read them. No-one forced you to.

At 3/23/06 03:19 PM, understand01 wrote: nothing u idiot except sex tqice with more girls

You are not 20.

At 3/23/06 02:59 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I just go to ask you Little Washu, are you nuts like seriously screwed up in the head?

I'm having a hard time believing she's any older than 14 based on her site and stuff. She may be just a kiddie.
I thought all sex was flat out gross when I was 14ish.

99999999) Watching Little Washu's hentai is better than sex

Yours in B,

Pireus

At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like

1 writing a book
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike
3 playing video games
4 working out
5 teaching a kid how to read
6 getting a job
7 learning how to sew
8 cooking
9 dancing
10 swimming

I know someone who ain't gettin a job if u catch my drift <;-)

At 3/23/06 12:28 PM, BadlySynked wrote:

At 3/23/06 12:26 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Hallmark called, they want their list back.

Lmao

My List:
Nothings better than sex, other than jerking off, chocolate, and killing people, or doing all three at the same time.

the only way u can do all three is if u jack off with one hand, eat with the other, and kill a person with the power of idiocy u just showed me

Monkeys and Bank Heists are the only 2 things better.

Dane Cook kicks ass.

1010101010) Being in love is better than sex . ZOMG JOOBIE I LUFF J00!!!!

I completely disagree; if you believe in this list then you have either never had sex or you have never had good sex.

Or you believe in this (supposably) because you think it makes you in some way better than everyone else to say that you don't like sex or that it is wrong

At 3/23/06 03:34 PM, xSarCastiCx wrote:
Or you believe in this (supposably) because you think it makes you in some way better than everyone else to say that you don't like sex or that it is wrong

That's what I'd bet it is.

You know what?! I changed my mind, I think LittleWashu is right . Abstinence is the key to our future , anything is better than sex .

At 3/23/06 03:38 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote: You know what?! I changed my mind, I think LittleWashu is right . Abstinence is the key to our future , anything is better than sex .

That comment just made you sound like you're desperate to get laid.

Dance puppets, dance.

At 3/23/06 03:27 PM, heatherlee37 wrote:

At 3/23/06 02:59 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I just go to ask you Little Washu, are you nuts like seriously screwed up in the head?

I'm having a hard time believing she's any older than 14 based on her site and stuff. She may be just a kiddie.
I thought all sex was flat out gross when I was 14ish.

hell when I was 12 I used to watch porn. I thought sex was the shit. I didnt get my jimmy wacked for a couple of years ago. Till i was 13.
But your a girl, so its probably a different kind of mindset or sumtin, guys just wanna fuck, eos.

At 3/23/06 03:41 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:

At 3/23/06 03:38 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote: You know what?! I changed my mind, I think LittleWashu is right . Abstinence is the key to our future , anything is better than sex .

Agreed!

Totally dude ! Abstinence rocks! Let's totally stay above the influence and NOT have sex cause there are plenty of other enjoyable things to do besides sex! ;)

To the shallow, brain dead people of NewGrounds, sex is everything.

I think sex is over-rated. So are woman and dating and such. I've been chewed up, spit out, rejected, and dumbed so many times, it's not funny.

Puzzles for the game, set, match.

At 3/23/06 02:14 PM, FAMOUSH wrote: Loving, kissing, even hugging. Much better than the actual intercourse.

If that wasn't a joke im coming to...
*Looks*
* Habitat: Helsinki, Finland *
To stab the fuck out of you and feed you to my hamster army.

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

STUDY FOR SCHOOL!
Hitting the old books is a great way to counteract the nasty hormones bubbling through your smelly parts. Because the last thing any cool boy wants to be is that dude who was so obsessed with scoring a "home run," that he grew up to become a PCP-snorting janitor who caught genital leprosy from a dead homeless woman. Wanna be President instead? Sure, you'll need a perfect 2.5 GPA, but who wouldn't rather bury his nose in a moldy encyclopedia instead of some old nasty girly thighs?

JOIN A BOY SCOUT TROOP!
As your awkward, gangly body begins to grow – your muscles blooming, your willowy penis thickening into a sturdy tool, you need the guidance of a middle-aged man who likes to play dress-up and go camping in the woods with hordes of young boys. Then at night, when you're Indian Wrestling wearing the traditional bison hide thong and nothing else, you'll find your burning hunger for "squaw beaver" will flicker out like a citronella candle choked with dead skeeters!

PLAY FOOTBALL!
Nothing gets icky premarital sex off the brain better than an impromptu game of touch football with your Sex is for Fags brothers. Sinful thoughts dissipate like magic while you writhe under a pile of your buddies' taut high school bodies, bulging zippers grazing firm buttocks, touching, tackling, and wrestling. Then afterwards, you can all take a long, hot, group shower and talk about baseball!

GET A PIT BULL!
There is nothing more wholesome than a boy and his dog. And at night, when the sin fairies are tickling your shame buds, you can distract yourself by training your bitch to grow up and kill: shaving her, kicking her when she makes on the carpet, and punching her snout so hard she learns never to whine during the rad 7th Heaven reruns which reinforce your awesome "abstinence-only" lifestyle choice.

BULLY SOME SISSY!
You know that kid in school who dresses a little too well and has lots of platonic "girlfriends"? Yeah, the one who once wore green on Thursday and listens to Britney? Wait for him after school, and once he's walked out of Drama Club, crack him in the kidneys with a golf club. If no one's around, do it again. For good measure, sit on his face and tell him what a homo he is. Of course, you might feel a little worked up after this, so it's okay to take a ball peen hammer to your testicles for relief.

PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
Spending countless hours playing Halo 2, Doom 3 or Medal of Honor helps you focus on the important things in life, like computer-generated mass murder. It's a valuable skill set, especially for those looking to pursue a career in the military – a noble profession where one blissfully marinates with men in tight spaces for months on end. So the next time your man-pipes rumble, simply take your desires to touch, grope, and melt into another human being, and funnel them into a wholesome virtual homicidal bloodbath!

DESTROY STUFF!
Tapping in to the zen clarity of senseless destruction is a wonderful way to forget all about the lure of disgusting girls and their sissy privates. Yes, whether it's smashing windows in a vacationing neighbor's house, imploding the heads of Barbie dolls with the business end of an aluminum baseball bat, or setting a hotwired bulldozer loose in an unattended construction site, you and your Sex is for Fags pals will have a majorly cool time purging vile, pornographic fantasies from your testosterone-ravaged minds!

DRAG RACE!
Have you ever spent hours transfixed by logo-encrusted NASCAR rigs driving in circles, and wondered how come none of the drivers are chicks? Simple, because driving is a man's job. So what better way to forget all about fruity girls than by doing the stuff that is forever closed to them? Besides, you're not really a man until you and your Sex is for Fags brothers sneak out in your dads' luxury SUVs every weekend for a winner-takes-all tournament of 90 MPH "chicken" – played late at night on winding, one-lane dirt roads!

GET A JOB!
Ask any smart middle-aged dude and he'll tell you: sure, sex may be faggy, but it's also super-expensive! But don't take their word for it. Get yourself a dreary, after-school job as an anonymous drone in some soulless corporation that leeches the life right out of you, then see how much you like parting with your hard-earned money just to buy nice presents for some uppity bimbo who's been so warped by liberalism that she has be bribed into filling her God-given role of servicing your unit. Trust us: you'll be all "No way!"

SENSORY DEPRIVATION!
Put on five layers of super-baggy clothes, then lock yourself in the closet – along with lots of paper towels for soaking up your urine. While you're there, pray to Christ for guidance – because Jesus hung out with tons of whores, and He never, ever did "it". And why not? So that when He swoops down from heaven in His kickin' white Cadillac Escalade, He'll be able to ID all the sluts and flash-fry them with His laser-beam headlights!

At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like

1 writing a book
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike
3 playing video games
4 working out
5 teaching a kid how to read
6 getting a job
7 learning how to sew
8 cooking
9 dancing
10 swimming

ok maybe sewing is good and video game but the world cycles on money, sex, and entertainment

here are some more things that beat sex

torturing people
saying come and get it to a prevert when you are in a house of mirrors

At 3/23/06 03:46 PM, SatanicMilkCarton wrote: To the shallow, brain dead people of NewGrounds, sex is everything.

I think sex is over-rated. So are woman and dating and such. I've been chewed up, spit out, rejected, and dumbed so many times, it's not funny.

I couldnt stop laughing when i read your age in your profile, its not funny, its fucking hillarious!!! What kinda relationships do you kids ahve at the age, hold hands, thats it, big fucking deal. Thats not love, thats being cool infront of the other kids. Its raging hormones and whatever. Besides, at that age I dont think you probably had it yet, at least not sex sex anyway. (head dont count as sex)

At 3/23/06 04:14 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are some more things that beat sex

torturing people

Again, I question your mental state

saying come and get it to a prevert when you are in a house of mirrors

now THAT would be amusing. not better than sex, but amusing

At 3/23/06 12:28 PM, BadlySynked wrote: Nothings better than sex other than jerking off

Do you understand the whole idea of WHY you jerk off?

Simulated sex? Whats that?

nope sex is better

At 3/23/06 04:22 PM, ridetillidie wrote: nope sex is better

making your lover beg for sex only not to give it to them is much better

There are things (in my opinon) better then sex(but only a few) and the first 10 things on the list were not them!
1.Thinking. We do it all the time, its the only free thing there is.
2.Creating the Universe (My highlight of 1602(best year ever)!!!).
3.Sweet sweet revenge.
4.Finding out the meaning of life.
5.Having anal sex.

Every thing on the list can be classed as work. Really I rather do somebody that go to work. WTF
is the matter with you!

1) Showing people pictures of a naked grandmother. (AIM me for pics)
2) Cuddling, hugging, ect.
3) Internet
4) Music
5) Water
6) Starburst jellybeans
7) Trampolines
8) Writing
9) Fighting
10) Arguing
11) Random
12) McDonalds Shamrock Shake
13) lamp
14) Sleeping
15) Driving

Probaly not better than sex, but almost equal.