At 2/13/06 08:39 PM, redface wrote: if anyone can do it, it'd be this man!

fucking wigger

speaking of the thing beating chuck norris, ive heard a that if you hold a pile of dirt in your hand when you are alone, in the morning while looking at the sun and say "its clobering time" 3 times the thing with jump out and scream, have not tryed it yet, try it, and tell me if it works.

I think you mistaked him.

The only people that could own Chuck Norris (And they would have to work together :p)
Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the white, Monty python and the holy grails black knight, Benoti Mussilini, The blue meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jombi the genie, Robocop, Terminiato, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lopan, Superman, every single power ranger, Bill.S.Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.

---The ultimate showdown

At 2/15/06 01:09 AM, Vegeton wrote:

At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Pffft Randy Savage couldn't even beat Spiderman, when Spidey didn't fully know how to use his powers.

its called a movie ever heard of it

hate to break it to ya kid but spidey isnt real\

randy is so l33t

Maybe Scorpion or Spawn...
... They rock

Only Swedish women can use their sexuality as a weapon, and destroy chuck norris, for sometimes when chuck's rattlesnake condom breaks, the snake bites down and cuts off Chucks power source.

this pretty much means that Swedish women will get chuck to wanna fuck 'em, then when he bursts through his rattlesnake condom, the snake will bite off his balls, thus removing his powersource.