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guess who could own chuck norris

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Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 14, 2006


At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

um...no?


O HAI

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Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 14, 2006


No. Never question Chuck. He will send a lightning bolt down to earth and kill you because you are not worthy of his ass kicking.

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 14, 2006


At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

guess who pwns all?

guess who could own chuck norris

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 14, 2006


Bah! Chuck can do that by looking at it. His roundhouses are not to be wasted on such objects, only ninjas.

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 14, 2006


KRUSTY THE CLOWN!!

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 14, 2006


oh rly but does chuck norris have
any of these????

or how about

these

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 14, 2006


At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

1. ur an idiot for thinking so
2. no. chance. in. hell.
3. if it were Mr.Rogers, then maybe your topic wouldn't be so bad

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 14, 2006


At 2/14/06 10:28 PM, ipeeongoats wrote:
At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
guess who pwns all?

OMFG TOM CAN BEAT CHUCK NORRIS ! THE WHOLE FOUNDATION OF MY EXISTANCE HAS BEEN SHATTERED! I'M SO CUTTING MY WRIST AFTER THAT!

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 15, 2006


Now thats funny

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 15, 2006


Only one man can defeat Chuck Norris.

And that man's name starts with a "C" and ends with a "k".

p.s. it also has a "huc" between the two letters.


Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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I own him. >:(

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 15, 2006


At 2/15/06 12:54 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: I own him. >:(

Oh yeah.

Run up to him with your high heels and your massive erection and he'll just RUN for it.


Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 15, 2006


this guy can own mortal. for he is the one and only
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steeeeeeeeevennnnnnnnnn hawwwwwwwwwwwwkingssss!

guess who could own chuck norris

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 15, 2006


At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Pffft Randy Savage couldn't even beat Spiderman, when Spidey didn't fully know how to use his powers.


XBOX LIVE /// KevRS

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Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 15, 2006


Chuck Norris is no match for lewd Disney Gifs! The bear would blind him!

guess who could own chuck norris


Bleh.

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I am with Mr. Savage.

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 15, 2006


ive heared so many people talking about him lately and its sort of getting anouying.lol

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 15, 2006


only paddleman can beat chuck norris.
and ofc a shaman

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 20, 2006


this guy can! he can whoop your ass!

guess who could own chuck norris

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 20, 2006


At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Hulk for the win.

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 20, 2006


NO...chuck norris pwns

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


At 2/21/06 12:01 AM, -Mad_Max- wrote:
At 2/20/06 11:56 PM, Wicked_Clown17 wrote:
At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Hulk for the win.
It's Randy Savage.

Or you weren't quoting the pic o_O??

lol, I knew it was Randy Savage, silly. I was just saying Hulk Hogan would win, just cause I like him.

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


Wilford Brimley could pwn Chuck Norris, and then, after kicking his ass, could lecture him on eating his oatmeal and calling Liberty Medical Supply.

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


Only Chuck Norris could own Chuck Norris >:(


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

blasphemy

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


Impossible!


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


Bullshit, this guy will anyday

guess who could own chuck norris

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Who is that?


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Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


At 2/21/06 12:04 AM, -Mad_Max- wrote:
At 2/21/06 12:02 AM, Wicked_Clown17 wrote:
lol, I knew it was Randy Savage, silly. I was just saying Hulk Hogan would win, just cause I like him.
Indeed.

Or I'd go with the HULK SMASH .

The Thing would totally whoop Hulks ass, and he knows it!

Response to guess who could own chuck norris Feb 21, 2006


Lmao Randy Savage