chuck norris is the greatest martial artist that ever lived
he once killed a man with one ass cheek.

oooo i know i know

gandolf the grey and gandolf the white
and monty python and the holy grails black knight and
the betouine mousiline and the blue meanie
and cobowy curtis and jambi the genie
robo cop, termenator ,captin kurk, Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, everysingle power ranger
Bill S Preston, And theadore logan
Spock, the rock, doc, hulk hogan

At 2/13/06 08:46 PM, ufossuck wrote:

At 2/13/06 08:39 PM, redface wrote: if anyone can do it, it'd be this man!

I hope that guy falls down a flight of stairs and breaks his neck. I hate wiggers.

chain gang is the click

Who the fuck is Chuck Norris?

You are crazy NO ONE can own THE NORRIS man.

At 2/13/06 09:10 PM, seshiro wrote: Who the fuck is Chuck Norris?

Blasphamy!
Norris, please strike him down with your mighty round house kick and beard!

Well bruce lee could own them both while having a hippo maul him, baking a cake, and saving the whales.

My Battle monkey could totaly kill them all in a blood thirsty banana rage

At 2/13/06 09:12 PM, lil-joe2063 wrote: You are crazy NO ONE can own THE NORRIS man.

This guy could. He owned his girlfriend and himself.

At 2/13/06 08:03 PM, XxRabbitxX wrote:

At 2/13/06 07:35 PM, buZZkiLL037 wrote:

I'd suggest a nice kick in the balls.

Or crushing his head imbetween his thighs :P

While. . . .>does Ace Ventura deep breath<

Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Wan Fan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all show up to kick Chuck Norris's redhead cowboy ass.
>passes out from lack of oxygen<

While. . . .>does Ace Ventura deep breath<

Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Wan Fan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all show up to kick Chuck Norris's redhead cowboy ass.
>passes out from lack of oxygen<

well.....
they heve their weaknesses, and im prety sure alot of them are dead can u name chuck norris' weakness?

well.....
they heve their weaknesses, and im prety sure alot of them are dead can u name chuck norris' weakness?

They ALL fear my battle monkey?

great monkey.....................but no

Lets not be silly here. I'm sure Mr. Norris even has a roundhouse kick that could destroy the fabric of space-time. Mere humans cannot stand in his way.

At 2/13/06 09:33 PM, FeeshMaster wrote: Lets not be silly here. I'm sure Mr. Norris even has a roundhouse kick that could destroy the fabric of space-time. Mere humans cannot stand in his way.

My battle monkey isnt a human. As you can cleary see he is a pissed off primate
(did I spell that right?)

oh cmon guys this dude is l33t !!!
look....

kudos to somone who ms paints im l33t onto the pic.....

At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*round house kicks you up side the head*

only domokun can defeat chuck norris

"then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe"

NO ONE SHALL EVER SURPASS TEH OTT0rZ IN ULTIMATE POWER!

At 2/13/06 07:31 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote: I cried.

lolemo

who the fuck is chuck norris???!?!

um, me? i would hit him, then stab gim in the eyes, then force him to eat his own feet, so he could not round house me, the i would use my laser eyes to make him a woman, then, um, you know, rip his/her boobs off.

Macguyver wouldn't even need to move. All he'd need is a paper clip. And he always has a paper clip.

At 2/14/06 06:01 PM, superjacku wrote: who the fuck is chuck norris???!?!

He's the only man that could get attacked by face hugger from Aliens and hock up a chest burster while singing Inna Godda Da Vida.

Old godzilla was hoppin' around, tokyo city like a big playground, when suddently batman burst from the shade,and hit godzilla with a bat grenade.Godzilla got pissed and started to attack,but didnt expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceded to open up
a can of shaq-fu,When Aaron Carter came out of the blue.And he started beating up shaqulle O'Neal,then they both got flattened by the bat moblie,but beforehe could make it back to the batcave Abraham Lincon poped out of his grave and took an ak-47
out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,but he ran out of bullets, and he ran away because optimus prime came to save the day.......
** seviral deep gasps**
Godzilla took a bite out of optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jakie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.And Batman was injured and tried to get steady,when Aberaham Li-
-ncon came back with a machete,but suddently something caught his leg and he tripped.Indaina Jones took him out with his wip,but he saw Godzilla sneeking up from behind and he reached for his gun, wich he just couldn't find 'cause Batman stole it,
and he shot and he missed and Jakie Chan deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault, while Abraham Tried to polevault
onto optumis prime, but they collided in the air
and they both got hit with a Care Bear stare
this is the ultimate show down of ultamate destiny,good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see.And only one will survive I wonder who it will be,
this is the ultamate show down.....

...angles sang out in an imaculate chorus
....down from the heavins decended chuck norris
....who deleivered a kick, wich could shatter bones, into the crotch, of Indaina Jones
who fell over on the grounds.... writhing in pain,as batman changed back, into
Bruce Wayne....but chuck saw through his clever disguise,and he crushed Batman's head...inbetween his thighs.
Thengandoff the gray and gandoff the white,and monty pyton and the holy grais black knight and Benito Mussolini,and the blue meenie and cowboy curtis and Jambi the geenie.Robo cop ,the terminater captin kurk and Darth Vaider, Lo pan, superman and
every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and theodore logan, spock the rock doc ock
and hulk hogan all cme out of nowere lightning Fast and and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass.It was the bloosiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe.The fight raged out for a century, many lives were claimed but eventally the champion stood--
the rest saw their better:Mr rogers in a blood stained sweater

((**falls out from nosebleed and dies**))

(pulls out shotgun)*twich*(shoots the body 12 times) YOU!!!!! (takes out a knife and scalps seshiro:that means takes off the top of his head off) muhahhaahahahahhahahaha!!!!!! take that for copying the whole song!!!!!!(kicks the body) (walks away)

Absolutely not.

At 2/14/06 05:40 PM, jacktherack wrote: oh cmon guys this dude is l33t !!!
look....

kudos to somone who ms paints im l33t onto the pic.....

the preportions don't look right in that picture...

At 2/13/06 07:47 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:
President Truman decided to use the Atom Bomb on Hiroshima, instead of Chuck Norris because he considered it more humane.

There was no atom bomb; Chuck Norris punched the ground with his fist.

This is the proof Chuck Norris can't be defeated.

At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

no fucking way. no chance on earth.