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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-26 18:50:53


At 2/26/09 03:46 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Is this crashing anyone else's browser?

I played it earlier and it worked fine for me, not a bad game either.

My browser is acting weird right now though. Everytime I try to vote six rows of vote buttons are popping up and I get an illegal vote message.

ERROR - Illegal voting attempt detected. You're not trying to cheat the system, are you?

Weird. Time to run the spybot I guess.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-26 19:33:16


At 2/26/09 01:31 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Spam seems pretty dead around here what ever happened to crews like the FFF? (yeah removed I know) shit like that kept us very busy and alert.

Most of them have died off, which, despite the inactivity it causes us, is a good thing. There's still a few lone spammers and loose nets of old groups, but not many of them. Over time, new spam groups will rise up, drive people crazy, and then die. It is the circle of life. Er, the Portal. I just hope the next major spam group is more original and funny than the last ones.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-26 22:09:01


If any of you haven't already, check out the coolest new game on the Portal!

The medal system is an awesome idea for Newgrounds. As long as you're logged in, achievements are saved to your account, and it seems that other flash authors will soon have this function at their command for both old and new games. It'll be interesting to see what people do with it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-26 22:50:06


At 2/26/09 10:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If any of you haven't already, check out the coolest new game on the Portal!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 4931
The medal system is an awesome idea for Newgrounds. As long as you're logged in, achievements are saved to your account, and it seems that other flash authors will soon have this function at their command for both old and new games. It'll be interesting to see what people do with it.

yes the funtions is pretty cool... an that game was great...
but this thing still doesn't work for me... btw i'm using firefox 3.0
i should have like 8 medals now...

anyway... back to the portal.. kind of slow... but not so many spam, like most of you already notice... i like it... is nice. but doesn't help me getting the EGSC... i'm 24k+... and i can't wait anymore...
also getting 10k blams i making me being harder on flashes... i'm getting almost the same Blams and Saves per day, in'st bad i think


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-26 22:53:34


At 2/26/09 10:50 PM, aldlv wrote: but this thing still doesn't work for me... btw i'm using firefox 3.0
i should have like 8 medals now...

I'm using 3.0.6, and it didn't load properly (kept giving me slow script errors) until I did as the author comments suggest and turned off ad-block. Once I did, it ran fine.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-26 23:51:30


At 2/26/09 10:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If any of you haven't already, check out the coolest new game on the Portal!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 4931
The medal system is an awesome idea for Newgrounds. As long as you're logged in, achievements are saved to your account, and it seems that other flash authors will soon have this function at their command for both old and new games. It'll be interesting to see what people do with it.

Too bad I blew a chance to become one of those who help save it despite being a foregone conclusion...

I'll vote it up on the monthly award


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-27 00:31:21


At 2/26/09 10:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 2/26/09 10:50 PM, aldlv wrote: but this thing still doesn't work for me... btw i'm using firefox 3.0
i should have like 8 medals now...
I'm using 3.0.6, and it didn't load properly (kept giving me slow script errors) until I did as the author comments suggest and turned off ad-block. Once I did, it ran fine.

ohh.. perfect... it works now... =D
i didn't did it before because i had firefox in the 'safe' list on the ad-blocker.. so i image it wouldn't be necesary

looks awesome now,
i'm curious how many authors are going to be able to put the medals on their games, let's wait and see


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-27 02:24:18


Yeah that game is pretty awesome. I had the honour of aiding it through the portal with a much deserved five. I also added it to my favourites.

I'm glad the spam is dying, but I would enjoy a portal like in the old days. With lots of good and funny submissions but also with the noobs which can be blammed. I seem to remember in the old days there were just so many crappy submissions to blam under judgment at all times. *sigh* those were the days.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-27 04:07:04


At 2/26/09 10:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The medal system is an awesome idea for Newgrounds. As long as you're logged in, achievements are saved to your account, and it seems that other flash authors will soon have this function at their command for both old and new games. It'll be interesting to see what people do with it.

Thanks for pointing that out, Slash - I wouldn't have noticed until I hit this game again in the future, so I got an advanced warning by about 5 hours :P

It's a really genius system, so that even on one computer, you can have a number of saved games - 1 for each account. If my girlfriend gets into one particular game, she can log in with her own account and save medals to that now, so it's cool.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-27 06:46:47


I think this may be stolen only signed up today email address does not match up here is the game

I could not find any evidence that this is his game. I found the game here

http://www.repaymentday.com/

. So it it stolen? I blew the whistle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-28 03:52:05


Damn, the Kitty Litter bonus is hard to get. One little mistake and you don't get the medal. :'(

After about a dozen tries, I managed to juggle-kill the first group into a corner and keep them there (netting a 69-hit combo, lulz), and use all of my bombs to kill BigFuzzyKitten and then picked off his buddies veeeery carefully. It's a lot easier if you don't use Tom, since he's damn slow and only starts out with two bombs. liljim is my new favorite character.

Granted, he's the only one I've unlocked, but still.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-28 10:21:01


At 2/28/09 03:52 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Damn, the Kitty Litter bonus is hard to get. One little mistake and you don't get the medal. :'(

I'm still trying to get it... plus I haven't actually managed to defeat Wadolf yet :'(

After about a dozen tries, I managed to juggle-kill the first group into a corner and keep them there (netting a 69-hit combo, lulz), and use all of my bombs to kill BigFuzzyKitten and then picked off his buddies veeeery carefully. It's a lot easier if you don't use Tom, since he's damn slow and only starts out with two bombs. liljim is my new favorite character.

I just run around BFK and let him bomb himself to death, plus some of the adds if you get the chance. Maybe I'll have a go with Dan and try to complete it this way.

Granted, he's the only one I've unlocked, but still.

I want to unlock April - she'll be a fun character


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-28 15:05:13


At 2/26/09 10:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If any of you haven't already, check out the coolest new game on the Portal!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 4931
The medal system is an awesome idea for Newgrounds. As long as you're logged in, achievements are saved to your account, and it seems that other flash authors will soon have this function at their command for both old and new games. It'll be interesting to see what people do with it.

Thank you Microsoft for inspiring a system that adds tremendous replay value to games. I bet the game Achievement Unlocked will use the medal system for it as well. We'll see what happens with it but I only see good things out of this.


I'm too damn lazy to make a decent sig right now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-28 20:32:37


The Portal Defenders game is hard, I have only got 8/21 medals, while most have at least 12 or something, but Stamper and Jeff are just impossible.

Anyway, I just got promoted to Staff Sergeant, so thats 2 promotions in a month :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-28 20:42:18


At 2/28/09 08:32 PM, DumbassDude wrote: The Portal Defenders game is hard, I have only got 8/21 medals, while most have at least 12 or something, but Stamper and Jeff are just impossible.

they are not that hard... XD
you just have to start attacking hard, the more you attack (and i mean be constant, give them no time to breath) the less they can attack you...
it helps when you make them be together and hit both...
but if stampers convert on a balloon, well haven't defeat them when that happens... is like double hard

right now i have 15 medals... =D and 2 unlocked characters...
but i going to be suck there for a while
i can't finish the game with Dan...

Anyway, I just got promoted to Staff Sergeant, so thats 2 promotions in a month :D

congrats... i remember how cool it is when you get so many promotions...
once i was promoted 2 times in less then 24 hours

i was Police Lieutenant for less than a day... (it was clock day 2007) XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-28 21:49:47


Thanks for the link The game Portal Defenders is really good fun the controls are easy and I love the baddies you fight I found that using Dan Paldin is the easiest he seem to be faster. I managed to defeat BigFuzzyKitten and get to PyschoGoldFish which I beaten and I got the P-Bot mini game gotta love P-Bot then I dead after wave 3. The game is not that easy when it comes to health points they seem to be few and far between. Maybe a save feature I did unlock a few things. But I suck so far at this game but then I have only played it a few times and for shorts periods. Luis really makes some cool games. Also got 7.00 voting power gotta go play the game again and maybe write a review for it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-01 08:40:38


I know that I'm not a member, but to help out in the war against stolen Flashes I'm going to start mentioning them in here. If this is against any of the rules or guidelines of the club, then just say so.

STOLEN:

ORIGINAL:


Formerly known as mwmike | I'm moderately active on last.fm | Before you post, read these. Please.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-01 09:42:08


At 3/1/09 08:40 AM, mwmike wrote: I know that I'm not a member, but to help out in the war against stolen Flashes I'm going to start mentioning them in here. If this is against any of the rules or guidelines of the club, then just say so.

STOLEN:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 5321
ORIGINAL:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 0067

I don't know if this is allowed or not. But that was a good catch thanks! you'll have to wait until someone higher ranking comes along to judge whether or not this is allowed, if not rest assured that I check the NGPD thread from time to time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-01 11:06:28


Of course it's allowed. In fact, it's encouraged for any member of the NGPD or EGB to post information on suspected stolen flash in both threads, and even Newgrounders who aren't members of their can post if they've got proof.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-01 11:17:13


Hey guys I'm back :)
I had a great time and being back home is awesome :)

Did I miss anything while I was gone? I've already seen the achievements system, it's great! It would be funny to see that feature in Achievement Unlocked.

And I'm still trying to kill Wadolf on that game (well, actually I only tried it once). But it's really funny and easy to play, it will probably get a monthly award.

At 2/19/09 12:13 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 3578
I really liked it.

Haha, that's really cool, I saw it on Mindchamber's news post.

At 2/20/09 09:44 AM, TheThing wrote: I have no idea, but it would be awesome for that to happen. But I also want people to be able to give acceptance speeches and stuff like that. Hell, eventually I would love to see a real show going on; renting out a convention center, people giving speeches, audio portal guys mixing live, shit like that.

A real show? That would be so awesome that the word "awesome" would need to be re defined. Probably we will never have something like that, but when the award comes, a new NG meet could be organized, that way there would be a lot of Newgrounders.

At 2/20/09 10:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: BenwaHakubi is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard!

Welcome to the EGB!

Also, if you're wondering when the roster will be up, you'll have to wait a little. I'll make it tomorrow probably, I have a lot of things to do and I'm sick :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-01 22:47:22


On the other submission you posted I sent a pm to Tom Fulp but as of yet it is still there which is annoying. Three games so far it may be a good idea to keep an eye out for this user. I have seen some threads made by that user you just posted mwmilk ,he claims the flashes are not stolen but I don't think so after the link you just posted. Sneaky some of these people sadly with this user I did not catch him, but he has got one under admin review here is the link http://ohsnapson911.newgrounds.com/news/
post/274070
. well I have done all I can for now about it. So on Portal Defenders I have not played it since yesterday. Ismael92 welcome back and the roster can wait.

Okay I linked this yesterday on the other one but I link again

Stolen from here

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Sky-Chop

per.html and

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 2312 from

here http://www.addictinggames.com/rushhourro adrage.html

Hop that is okay.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-02 08:33:52


Coop stalked the wilderness of the portal, growing weary of the continued attacks of the aberrations on this once bright and prosperous land. Some of the spammers were growing in power and were allowing their evil minions to take more bold steps within the portal. As always, his vocation here had been to protect the needy with his righteous shield, passing on the power of his wings to guide them to safety, while destroying anything of ill omen.

The collections, which had grown out of the portal had spawned mirror likenesses in the portal - a place where dark mirrors of the worthy submissions could infiltrate and corrupt the minds of those less stoic than himself. As he walked past a window into the world of the Tankmen, he felt a shudder pass down his spine. That world always looked too much like the portal and it made it difficult to judge properly. A hint of movement caught his eye. Suddenly, the grip on the axe handle tightened, as the visage of Steve the Tankman stepped through into the portal. Coop calmly, but without lowering his axe watched, as the effigy stepped through into his territory.

From his cerebral implant, Coop noted the information gleamed from this submission - TANKMEN 4, created by J0hnnyUtah. It was probably not what we wanted on Newgrounds. Calmly, he walked towards it, not brandishing the axe menacingly, but not letting his guard down, either.

"You there, state your business." The lightning flashing in the sky only served to make him even more menacing. The Tankman turned to Coop and regarded him for the first time, quizzically.

"Cock... Joke?" It said, hopefully. Subconsciously, Coop's grip tightened on the handle of his axe.

"So you've seen Tankmen then. Ever used Pythagoras?" No emotion was shown by Coop, as he readied himself mentally for what was to come. The left eye of the Tankman twitched visibly and in one fluid movement, the arms liquefied, a thick black goo turning them into elongated penises. The eyes started to swirl and ethereal lights started flashing in repeating patterns of different colours. It started to reach out for Coop, desperate for the voting power that he possessed.

As swiftly as the flash had changed, Coop stepped forward and delivered a kick to the chest of the Tankman, sending it sprawling, the noise of the scream drowning itself in the static of poor audio work. He bounded across to the figure, batting aside one of the cock-arms with the axe.

"You will leave this place." Coop hauled it up to eye level, ignoring the flashing lights and the deafening noise. "You may not enter while I still draw breath!" The screaming stopped and the flashing lights slowed.

"But you're just one man. What can one man possibly do?"

"You've just asked the dumbest and last question of your life." Coop dropped the Tankman effigy to the ground and shouldered his axe. As a few drops of rain started to fall, Coop brought his axe down in a neat blow, removing the Tankman's head from its shoulders, neatly. "This, is what one man can do." As the effigy faded into the obituaries, Coop looked to the sky, as a giant bipedal robot flew overhead. Leaving his axe on the ground a moment, he saluted the giant bot. The radio on his belt crackled into life, with the familiar Speakonia sounding voice of P-Bot.

"20,000 Blams and still counting. When are you going to retire?"

"Not yet. I've still got a job to do down here."

"Just remember, you're mortal. They might become too much for you one day."

"Ah, but that day is not today. Nor is it tomorrow!" Coop shouldered his axe and trudged off through the portal, still surveying the wasteland and trying to figure how to make it better.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-02 12:02:38


Barracks Roster 2nd March 2009
Sorry for the 1 day delay!
I'll stop being lazy and include milestones for Blams and Saves too (but only every 5k, due to character limit).

Milestones:
Coop83 - 20,000 Blams
Sentio - 30,000 Saves
pwroftheseagoat - 50,000 B/P
Idiot-Finder - 15,000 Blams
Metal-Therapy - 10,000 Blams
cadreamer - 25,000 B/P
idiot-buster - 5,000 Blams
byteslinger - 20,000 B/P, 15,000 Saves
lilhunter03 - 20,000 B/P
Sir-Nuts - 17,000 B/P
RohantheBarbarian - 11,000 B/P
Ismael92 - 6,000 B/P
Shoopufzilla - 6,000 B/P
DumbassDude - 6,000 B/P
FC-Thun-Fan - 5,000 B/P

Promotions:
aldlv - General
idiot-buster - General
byteslinger - Lt. General
lilhunter03 - Brig. General
Sir-Nuts - Colonel
RohantheBarbarian - Praporshchik
Ismael92 - Staff Sergeant
Shoopufzilla - Staff Sergeant
DumbassDude - Staff Sergeant
FC-Thun-Fan - Sergeant

Entering the list:
BenwaHakubi

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 72,425 | 0,963 | 33.2 | --14.23 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 53,965 | 1,348 | 46.5 | + 0.68 Coop83 Sup. Com.
03] 53,628 | 1,157 | 39.9 | --4.46 Sentio Sup. Com.
04] 50,899 | 1,180 | 40.7 | + 27.85 pwroftheseagoat Sup. Com.
05] 44,660 | 1,257 | 43.3 | --1.70 Idiot-Finder Sup. Com.
06] 44,055 | 0,891 | 30.7 | --8.60 Little-Rena Sup. Com.
07] 37,793 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 EagleRock Sup. Com.
08] 34,284 | 0,074 | 02.6 | + 2.51 SlashFirestorm Sup. Com.
09] 30,804 | 0,124 | 04.3 | --4.24 Shanus Sup. Com.
10] 28,191 | 0,545 | 18.8 | --12.45 Mendou Com.
11] 27,271 | 0,073 | 02.5 | --11.20 bifgis Com.
12] 26,654 | 1,421 | 49.0 | + 7.16 Metal-Therapy Gen.
13] 25,781 | 1,090 | 37.6 | --10.21 cadreamer Gen.
14] 24,365 | 1,220 | 42.1 | --1.01 aldlv Gen.
15] 23,977 | 1,052 | 36.3 | + 6.04 idiot-buster Gen.
16] 22,255 | 2,505 | 86.4 | --13.02 byteslinger Lt. Gen.
17] 20,683 | 1,586 | 54.7 | + 7.13 lilhunter03 Brig. Gen.
18] 17,552 | 0,799 | 27.6 | --21.65 Sir-Nuts Col.
19] 15,968 | 0,236 | 08.1 | --0.26 ever-vigilant Mjr.
20] 13,354 | 0,014 | 00.5 | --4.16 DarkSoldier Lt.
21] 11,848 | 0,982 | 33.9 | + 4.58 RohantheBarbarian Prap. 1
22] 11,534 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 Azentiger Prap. -1
23] 10,471 | 0,222 | 07.7 | + 1.74 PantyWipe Sgt. Mjr.
24] 09,571 | 0,007 | 00.2 | + 0.16 Lotus Sgt. Mjr.
25] 07,863 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 Peregrinus Mas. Sgt.
26] 07,577 | 0,136 | 04.7 | + 1.61 Pinoyguy75 Mas. Sgt. 1
27] 07,558 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 RSQViper Mas. Sgt. -1
28] 07,362 | 0,006 | 00.2 | --2.63 PossiblePancakes Mas. Sgt.
29] 06,915 | 0,074 | 02.6 | + 2.55 Marsupial Stf. Sgt.
30] 06,888 | 0,112 | 03.9 | --10.38 TheNossinator Stf. Sgt.
31] 06,104 | 1,573 | 54.2 | + 7.64 DumbassDude Stf. Sgt. 5
32] 06,060 | 0,392 | 13.5 | ???? Shoopufzilla Stf. Sgt. 1
33] 06,044 | 0,276 | 09.5 | --20.84 ismael92 Stf. Sgt. -1
34] 05,798 | 0,017 | 00.6 | --1.21 TheThing Sgt. -3
35] 05,716 | 0,063 | 02.2 | + 0.25 HeavenDuff Sgt. -1
36] 05,310 | 0,061 | 02.1 | --0.14 phantomlassuk Sgt. -1
37] 05,019 | 0,515 | 17.8 | --17.76 fc-thun-fan Sgt.
38] 04,413 | 0,118 | 04.1 | --0.29 SoulMaster71 Cpl.
39] 04,049 | 0,007 | 00.2 | + 0.08 P-I-N Cpl.
40] 03,687 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 I-Love-Caitlyn 1st Pte.
41] 03,582 | 0,305 | 10.5 | --4.12 youngblood26 1st Pte.
42] 03,423 | ???? | ???? | ???? BenwaHakubi 1st Pte.
43] 03,192 | 0,159 | 05.5 | --7.24 perfect-insanity 1st Pte. 1
44] 03,149 | 0,031 | 01.1 | --2.69 bananasrus09 1st Pte. -1
45] 02,718 | 0,011 | 00.4 | + 0.18 puddinN64 Pte.

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,505
lilhunter03 - 1,586
DumbassDude - 1,573
Metal-Therapy - 1,421
Coop83 - 1,348

Total Gain for the month = 22,602
That's 779.4 points per day, or 17.7 per day per member.

February update.

Cheers :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-02 12:16:45


At 3/2/09 12:02 PM, Ismael92 wrote:

Thanks for the glorious roster.

Milestones:
Promotions:

Good stuff

Entering the list:
BenwaHakubi
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 72,425 | 0,963 | 33.2 | --14.23 Phantom Sup. Com.

Slow, but alive

02] 53,965 | 1,348 | 46.5 | + 0.68 Coop83 Sup. Com.

Keep working old fella.

Total Gain for the month = 22,602
That's 779.4 points per day, or 17.7 per day per member.

Sorry for being slow, I'm WAY too occupied with work (Shift manager means more work than pay) and..em..Diablo II. God, I love that game.

February update.
Cheers :)

Cheers indeed.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-02 13:13:24


At 3/2/09 12:02 PM, Ismael92 wrote: 32] 06,060 | 0,392 | 13.5 | ???? Shoopufzilla Stf. Sgt. 1

Damn, and to think about 100 of that was from one day in Feb. That was when I wasn't spending time with family, working, playing Resident Evil or LittleBigPlanet, or working out.

I started exercising this month, and that consumes a bunch of my time.


I'm too damn lazy to make a decent sig right now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-02 14:04:27


Hooray for roster update! :-D Keep up the good work, Ismael92.

Speaking of updates, our recent medals are now visible on our profiles. BEHOLD MY 250 POINTS AND DESPAIR

damn it, how am I supposed to get the Vegan medal? I can't beat this game without eating guts. I barely was able to defeat Wadolf even when I saved like a dozen guts until the last wave...damn you Stamper and your spinning punch attack

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-02 14:09:13


At 3/2/09 12:02 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 2nd March 2009

Awesome, thanks for the update man.

Milestones:
Coop83 - 20,000 Blams
Sentio - 30,000 Saves
pwroftheseagoat - 50,000 B/P
Idiot-Finder - 15,000 Blams
Metal-Therapy - 10,000 Blams
cadreamer - 25,000 B/P
idiot-buster - 5,000 Blams
byteslinger - 20,000 B/P, 15,000 Saves
lilhunter03 - 20,000 B/P
Sir-Nuts - 17,000 B/P
RohantheBarbarian - 11,000 B/P
Ismael92 - 6,000 B/P
Shoopufzilla - 6,000 B/P
DumbassDude - 6,000 B/P
FC-Thun-Fan - 5,000 B/P

Congratulations to all you guys and woo hoo for mahself.

Promotions:
aldlv - General
idiot-buster - General
byteslinger - Lt. General
lilhunter03 - Brig. General
Sir-Nuts - Colonel
RohantheBarbarian - Praporshchik
Ismael92 - Staff Sergeant
Shoopufzilla - Staff Sergeant
DumbassDude - Staff Sergeant
FC-Thun-Fan - Sergeant

See above (God I'm lazy today).

Entering the list:
BenwaHakubi

Welcome!

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
20] 13,354 | 0,014 | 00.5 | --4.16 DarkSoldier Lt.
21] 11,848 | 0,982 | 33.9 | + 4.58 RohantheBarbarian Prap. 1
22] 11,534 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 Azentiger Prap. -1
23] 10,471 | 0,222 | 07.7 | + 1.74 PantyWipe Sgt. Mjr.

Considering how busy I've been this past month I'm quite happy with my pace overall. Looks as though I'll be occupying this slot for at least two months or so, nobody behind me seems to be able to keep up with me, and there's a significant gap between DarkSoldier and I.

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,505
lilhunter03 - 1,586
DumbassDude - 1,573
Metal-Therapy - 1,421
Coop83 - 1,348

Congrats guys, and special congrats to byteslinger for (again) blowing us all out of the water.

Total Gain for the month = 22,602
That's 779.4 points per day, or 17.7 per day per member.

Looks as if I'm still pulling my share of the weight, that's good.

Cheers :)

Thanks again for the update man.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-02 16:09:12


At 3/2/09 12:02 PM, Ismael92 wrote:

Roster!....
great update... =D thanx Ismael92

Barracks Roster 2nd March 2009
Sorry for the 1 day delay!

no problem...

I'll stop being lazy and include milestones for Blams and Saves too (but only every 5k, due to character limit).

ohhh.. so my 24k doesn't count to you... :'(

hahaha
well i will have to wait until the 25k and the 10k blams.. =D

Promotions:
aldlv - General

General... i love how it sounds... to bad i won't have it long... XD

idiot-buster - General

Gerenal, *salute*

byteslinger - Lt. General
lilhunter03 - Brig. General
Sir-Nuts - Colonel
RohantheBarbarian - Praporshchik
Ismael92 - Staff Sergeant
Shoopufzilla - Staff Sergeant
DumbassDude - Staff Sergeant
FC-Thun-Fan - Sergeant

all the soldiers *salute*


Entering the list:
BenwaHakubi

new member *salute*

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 72,425 | 0,963 | 33.2 | --14.23 Phantom Sup. Com.

someone won't be happy until he gets 100k

02] 53,965 | 1,348 | 46.5 | + 0.68 Coop83 Sup. Com.

and someone won't be happy until he catch Phantom.. XD, jk

11] 27,271 | 0,073 | 02.5 | --11.20 bifgis Com.

very low Commender... if you continue like that i will catch you before getting EGSC

12] 26,654 | 1,421 | 49.0 | + 7.16 Metal-Therapy Gen.

nice phase

13] 25,781 | 1,090 | 37.6 | --10.21 cadreamer Gen.

cool work... is hard to catch you

14] 24,365 | 1,220 | 42.1 | --1.01 aldlv Gen.

=D, well -1.01, nope it gets better this month

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,505
lilhunter03 - 1,586
DumbassDude - 1,573
Metal-Therapy - 1,421
Coop83 - 1,348

i'm 7th...

Total Gain for the month = 22,602

wasn't bad

That's 779.4 points per day, or 17.7 per day per member.

17?... is pretty low

February update.

Cheers :)

*salute* roster keeper


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-02 16:36:47


At 3/2/09 04:09 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 3/2/09 12:02 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
Roster!....
great update... =D thanx Ismael92

Yes, good update.

Barracks Roster 2nd March 2009
Sorry for the 1 day delay!
no problem...

What this is not acceptable, you will sit in the corner and cry for it @;-}>

I'll stop being lazy and include milestones for Blams and Saves too (but only every 5k, due to character limit).
ohhh.. so my 24k doesn't count to you... :'(

And my 23,000 does not count either... 5,000 blams is much better though.

Promotions:
aldlv - General
General... i love how it sounds... to bad i won't have it long... XD

I know, it sounds like you are so experenced. Comander sounds much better though..

idiot-buster - General
Gerenal, *salute*

*salutes right back*

Entering the list:
BenwaHakubi
new member *salute*

Welcome to the list, i hope to see you post alot more around here @;-}>

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,505
lilhunter03 - 1,586
DumbassDude - 1,573
Metal-Therapy - 1,421
Coop83 - 1,348
i'm 7th...

Damn i was seconed last update... i need to blam though.

As for my inactivity, i have not saw any where to contribute in my usual posting manner. But to let you know i am watching over this place @;-}>


Wi/Ht regular|Elite Guard Barracks Member|Idiot-Buster-Elite Guard Sup. Commander

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