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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-14 21:34:27


At 2/14/09 09:20 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 3232
You people better be there, it's your perfect chance to destroy this garbage!

I looked into his profile and all the flashes he has submitted under this account :::what number is this one 4, 5::: have passed with scores of 0.59 and 0.81. All of them are spam and should be reported to Wade.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-14 22:13:16


This is friggin' stupid, it passed!

THough not as stupid as the idiot in the politics who denies the existence of holocaust but that's a different story but felt a need to make a reference for some reason.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-14 22:30:21


I know I voted o and it passed! what an outrage this is its currently, got a score of 1.26 but that's likely to go down. I think something needs to be done. But account deletions and IP may not work. I have seen many of them and all of them are totally shit. If you look this has a few other authors are they the same person I wonder? I'm not much good a spotting what may be an alt or not. Some of the others are not new accounts from 2006 and 2007. If you read the post of one he admits to wanting underdog. I would report its seems to be a DD plus FFF where this all began. I have seen a few lurking about the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-14 23:18:35


Just a reminder: once egregious spam passes judgment, there's nothing we can do. Please do not vote zero on it just for the sake of voting zero...you'll only be helping it get TOTW and thus more exposure.

sigh


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-15 04:44:17


At 2/11/09 10:30 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I don't know why, but lately I've been in a very Newgroundsy mood, for the first time in a long time. I've even done some B/P'ing, though I'm not getting many points, lol.

It's got to have something to do with the fact that I'm catching you for Blams. I'm nearing the 20k milestone.

On a related note, if anyone has 10,000+ Blams and they either aren't, or don't think they are on my spreadsheet, please PM me and I'll have a look for you. The same goes for 10,000+ Saves, as I'm trying to keep both lists as up to date as possible


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-15 21:53:15


I have not Slashfirestorm I have been leaving them well alone despite the annoying fact ,that they keep passing, still I expect his account will be gone again soon. Only good thing is the abusive reviews people leave on them why do they bother? its only going to keep flagged. I have just posted some more links to abusive reviews. It really annoys me when a abusive review is marked as helpful, when its clearly abusive for example telling the author that they suck etc. I have not been on the portal much today but I gained around 1 save today so not bad, need around 726! before my next badge got a long way to go yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-16 05:08:00


Sir hurry think this is stolen funny comment by author wrong email no other submissions.

from here

http://www.stungames.com/shooting-games/
155/Race-Choppers.html

Blow the whistle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-16 05:38:21


At 2/16/09 05:08 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Blow the whistle.

Yeah, no evidence what so ever that he has any connection to this game except for saving a swf file.
My whistle was blown. Good catch lassuk.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-16 05:48:48


At 2/16/09 05:38 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 2/16/09 05:08 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Blow the whistle.
Yeah, no evidence what so ever that he has any connection to this game except for saving a swf file.
My whistle was blown. Good catch lassuk.

Thanks but on further evidence I found this http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/slixm edia So he may be the author after all.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-16 15:41:19


At 2/16/09 05:48 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Thanks but on further evidence I found this http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/slixm edia So he may be the author after all.

In that case, thanks for ruining my whistle. But there's still no way to know if he was just smart enough to steal the proper user name for NG, and use a different account, because Kongregate doesn't have an "email this guy" option.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-16 19:40:21


Barracks members seeking a challenge should attempt to review this flash.

Good practice for helping the new flash authors who need help all across the board, and good exercise in being helpful and encouraging to authors who may not desire your critique. If you've got time and nothing to do, give it a shot.

*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-16 21:05:08


Just written a nice review for that flash but is it worth it? as it highly likely to get deleted again. I did put lots of effort hopefully it wont be rated useless. But I'm very sick of seeing that flash again that's around 3 times now. Nothing seems to work to stop the spammers account deletions etc. Sorry Phantom but I only caught the flash at the last minute your right about the author not being the real autho,r he may have used the name. It had a score of 2.99 then dropped to around 2.67. I will keep an eye on it. Noticed people writing chain letters of course without the thread its harder to spot them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-17 04:44:05


At 2/16/09 07:40 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Barracks members seeking a challenge should attempt to review this flash.

Were it not for the NSFW title, and the fact that I'm on a university computer, I would. However, I did write a review for one of his other flashes which just passed moments ago. It was funny, I noticed it had a high review score (a few people had given him a 10) and let's just say I felt compelled to write him a thought-out, constructive review, accompanied by a deserved 0. All this before I canme by here and noticed your post encouraging the same to be done for another flash. Coincidence huh?

Normally I wouldn't have bothered to leave a review; I don't review things very often, and when I do I put a good amount of effort into it, so I'd be afraid of it getting deleted along with the flash. However, now that spammers seem to no longer have the sole intention of winning TOTW and are gunning for Underdog by mass-reviewing, I reckon I'll wind up reviewing more and more.

In fact, I think that we should make it a short to medium-term mission of ours to constructively review as many of these mass-voted spam flashes as possible. It will hopefully encourage other users to do the same, perhaps encourage some spammers to quit the game (unlikely but possible, look at yoshi77777 / MiharuForever) and stop them from stealing Underdog. A no-lose situation in my view.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-17 07:30:47


At 2/16/09 09:05 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Just written a nice review for that flash but is it worth it?

The point was actually to bring its review average down, lol.

Not long after I made that post, a review mod hit up the flash and deleted the obvious alt-spammers. Prior to that, its review average was absurdly high for a flash of that, uh, caliber.

Perhaps reviewing spam flash should become another of the EGB's core activities. Other than setting a good example for other Newgrounders and offering legitimate critique to those who clearly need it, it would help prevent award stealing in a completely rule-allowed and easily-done way.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-17 11:42:57


It's funny now the deletion of another one of Chris Beer's alt coincide with the time of the assault on his hideout at the 51+ story.

As the story indicates...he'll be back sad to say...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-17 20:15:28


That was good that got deleted at least it wont get the chance to be a stolen award like last weeks. I think what you are suggesting SlashFirestorm, is a good idea its good to write reviews. I have stopped doing them apart from maybe one a month. Although I thought my review was very good and it got rated helpful, so I was a bit sad to see it go, but still if its stopping them getting awards I'm all for it. I have found another spam submission this is by DD again like the last ones a few authors with it

Maybe you would like to review it I may get on to doing so more reviews.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-18 01:02:32


At 2/17/09 08:15 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Maybe you would like to review it I may get on to doing so more reviews.

It's been blammed. Perhaps we should stick to sub-par submissions that still managed to enter the portal, just so the review isn't lost in the obituaries for nothing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-18 14:13:50


Hi there. I am signing up as I am so tired of these spam groups and people passing them just for points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-18 19:28:36


At 2/18/09 02:13 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Hi there. I am signing up as I am so tired of these spam groups and people passing them just for points.

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

Barracks members can go to the appropriate thread for discussion. Remember that you must be logged in to view/vpte, and speak now or forever hold your peace.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-19 00:13:08


Yes if you look in the obituaries all the (DD) stuff is gone which is great although, I have now lost another review which I don't think was for DD stuff. Well Turd of The Week looks okay hopefully it was won fairly and not by mass voting. I will write more reviews, but maybe for stuff which has already passed and looks like it will stay and not be removed for what ever reason. Anyway anyone seen the flash which co authors P-Bot himself? it really good and amazing to see P-Bot, win an award check it out it for The Tank Awards

I really liked it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-19 02:45:45


I know this may not be the best place but does anyone have any idea on how to beat the first level?, I cant work it out at all. I cant work it out do I shot him or do I save him? The game is so hard damn it I cant get past the first level this sucks, I will link to the game its really cool looking game violent, but you use strategy to the missions I would imagine.

Good luck to the mod Sanjay who is going to be a father in nine months I saw the thread on general. My b/p pretty good this week any help on the first mission would be great thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-19 03:42:36


At 2/19/09 02:45 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: This sucks.

Shoot the knife out of his hand.

You're welcome.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-19 22:58:43


At 2/19/09 12:13 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 3578
I really liked it.

Great, although Tom is no actor. But the idea was hilarious. I just hope that as time goes on, we get even better Tank awards; rather than just a news post on who won, we get like a flash or Youtube video announcing the winners, along with an acceptance speech.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-20 04:23:47


At 2/19/09 10:58 PM, TheThing wrote: Great, although Tom is no actor. But the idea was hilarious. I just hope that as time goes on, we get even better Tank awards; rather than just a news post on who won, we get like a flash or Youtube video announcing the winners, along with an acceptance speech.

Aren't the winners of this being announced via the Stickam channel that they usually broadcast on - the one that they used for the NG Meet cam in London?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-20 09:44:06


At 2/20/09 04:23 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 2/19/09 10:58 PM, TheThing wrote: Great, although Tom is no actor. But the idea was hilarious. I just hope that as time goes on, we get even better Tank awards; rather than just a news post on who won, we get like a flash or Youtube video announcing the winners, along with an acceptance speech.
Aren't the winners of this being announced via the Stickam channel that they usually broadcast on - the one that they used for the NG Meet cam in London?

I have no idea, but it would be awesome for that to happen. But I also want people to be able to give acceptance speeches and stuff like that. Hell, eventually I would love to see a real show going on; renting out a convention center, people giving speeches, audio portal guys mixing live, shit like that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-20 10:11:42


pyro-solus reporting for first tour of duty sir!

first time time in the corp sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-20 10:50:10


At 2/20/09 10:11 AM, pyro-solus wrote: pyro-solus reporting for first tour of duty sir!

first time time in the corp sir!

Sorry but your not qualified to join the EGB yet, you need a minimum of 2500 B/P's, perhaps you should have read the first post.
You first have to join the NGPD, but at the moment, your not yet qualified to join that either, you need a minimum of 50 posts and 400 B/P, I would look at the NGPD first.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-20 21:49:31


Thank you Phantom just passed the first level I thought maybe that was the solution, its a shame its not on front page. Noticed the latest TOTW has been deleted which did surprise me some what, I guess it was mass voted through which is not on so good going. Lots of the spam is going now. The tank awards are exciting. Some good flash in the portal not been doing any b/p today, but the stuff I have seen looks promising. Another Meet N Fuck game which looks like all the rest. More stuff for The Tank Awards as the date gets nearer.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-20 22:20:58


BenwaHakubi is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard!

First thing you should do is sign up at our forums. I'll validate ya and allow you full access.

In other news, it seems the Turd of the Week has been deleted. Haha.

While I've mentioned it before, I wonder if the average Newgrounder realizes how much behind-the-scenes crap goes on regarding TOTW. People voting down their own shit and voting up flash that's almost as low-scoring...networks of alts...it's pretty ridiculous. Turd of the Week is reduced to "I have enough internet friends to mass-vote, am I winner yet?"...

lol


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-21 01:35:02


At 2/20/09 10:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: BenwaHakubi is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard!

First thing you should do is sign up at our forums. I'll validate ya and allow you full access.

In other news, it seems the Turd of the Week has been deleted. Haha.

While I've mentioned it before, I wonder if the average Newgrounder realizes how much behind-the-scenes crap goes on regarding TOTW. People voting down their own shit and voting up flash that's almost as low-scoring...networks of alts...it's pretty ridiculous. Turd of the Week is reduced to "I have enough internet friends to mass-vote, am I winner yet?"...

lol

Thanks :)

I'll be signing on the board soon tonite I am at a friend's house so she just let me hop on to check my PM's and email.