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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 19:54:13


Happy 100th page, Elite Guard Barracks!

Am I too late for the booze, or not!?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 20:02:03


At 1/27/06 07:54 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Happy 100th page, Elite Guard Barracks!

Am I too late for the booze, or not!?

It's never too late for booze, corporal! :buys everyone a drink:

On more...aggravating news...has anyone noticed this asshole, "Kitten Molester", lately? He's put out multiple racist-infused flash lately. I'm happy to say my whistle was the one to bring his most recent piece of garbage into administrative review, but everyone keep a look out for this guy. I can tolerate the Barney Bunch, the Star Syndicate, and even the fucking "Goatse Group" to a point, but some things are not acceptable.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 20:08:31


Yay Page 100! Yay me getting into the top 150! Yay for more help with the abuse reviews! oh to lwt everyone know My ulitime goal in flagging would be to flag 10,000 reviews in one day for 7 days straight. but enough about me. I must say the portal is being extemely sweet today but then again it is a friday a major spam day. well back to the portal to find some more insenstive jerks for everyone to flag and laugh at!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 20:09:07


At 1/27/06 06:53 PM, DaSadWylo wrote: BOO

AHH!

At 1/27/06 07:03 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 1/27/06 06:53 PM, Wylo wrote: BOO
Wylo never stops making me laugh... That was very funny. While not the best post of the day, for sure the funniest.

Certainly a nice way to inaugurate the Barracks and its 100th page...thanks, Supreme Command Wylo, sir!

At 1/27/06 07:54 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Happy 100th page, Elite Guard Barracks!

Am I too late for the booze, or not!?

Just getting start, Corporal...just getting started.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 20:51:12


Everyone clap for page 100.
My 100th page resolution is to get more barracks to join, some flashes doesn't deserve to live.


...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 21:12:43


well everyone, the portal is very active tonight. i may be captain sooner than i think. there are some good, some suck, but had no difficulty in dealing with them, because i found a way around the "portal error" message, which is to use a different browser. at least found a easy was in dealing with flashes now. the 100th page was a blast!


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 21:12:49


DEFCON Update:

Okay...so it's DEFCON 3 time...let's hope I didn't jinx it!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 21:36:18


Happy 100 pages! I'm sorry I'm not very active here at the moment, I'm getting ready for some mid-term exams :(. Hopefully tomorrow I might be on for a while...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:07:50


About three months and 100 pages?

You spammers O>=(.

But this crew is pretty active now, it grows pages very rapidly.

-And to everyone sorry about not having a list ready, homeowork and other things have took a lot of my time away. But once I get some time I will try to make the best list I can ^-^.

Cheers!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:10:56


Dear God, NO!

File-swapping piece of shit, that was a good flash before it was fileswapped. You couldn't tell at ALL if he was a part of the BB, his profile looked normal.. *sighs*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:13:04


At 1/27/06 10:10 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Dear God, NO!

I e-mailed Wade, and I think Alucard_draculA did as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:14:58


At 1/27/06 10:13 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
I e-mailed Wade, and I think Alucard_draculA did as well.

I did so as well. I just sometimes wonder if there will be a period of time when the BB just actaully STOP.

in the near future, i hope... Those sad beings on the internets.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:20:06


At 1/27/06 10:14 PM, KungFuCow wrote: I did so as well. I just sometimes wonder if there will be a period of time when the BB just actaully STOP.

That would be nice. I look back at how much of my time theyve wasted...I thought of leaving NG because of the crap, then realized I could do more by helping NG...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:20:14


At 1/27/06 10:14 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
At 1/27/06 10:13 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
I e-mailed Wade, and I think Alucard_draculA did as well.
I did so as well. I just sometimes wonder if there will be a period of time when the BB just actaully STOP.

in the near future, i hope... Those sad beings on the internets.

Just like our Barracks, BB can expand too. Sir, would you please describe the pre-fileswapped moive? We want to know what it was about so that it could go to our record book. In addition, there is a chance that the author is a RR member since RR switches files as well. By the way, what do you mean by saying that the author's profile looked normal? It is even not clickable!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:23:49


At 1/27/06 10:20 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Just like our Barracks, BB can expand too. Sir, would you please describe the pre-fileswapped moive? We want to know what it was about so that it could go to our record book. In addition, there is a chance that the author is a RR member since RR switches files as well.

It was a stolen, decent stick-fight flash which we failed to flag in time, and it has been file-swapped to the shit you see in the portal. Fragment was the one who noticed it was stolen, so go ask him for more details.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:25:27


At 1/27/06 10:20 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: stuff

The profile isnt clickable now, but it was. get his email address

3000th post!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:28:36


At 1/27/06 10:25 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
3000th post!

Ha, very nice, congratulations on the 3,000th post, Private.

..................But I TOTALLY call the 4,000th post. XD

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 22:31:17


At 1/27/06 10:28 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Ha, very nice, congratulations on the 3,000th post, Private.

Thank you. I missed out on most of the 100 pages fun, so i decided to go for 3000th barracks post...

..................But I TOTALLY call the 4,000th post. XD

we shall see about that, sir...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:09:53


I saw this rugrats fileswap in the portal and when I looked in it I saw all these abusive reviews. Please do me a favor and not leave any abusive reviews under their fileswaps. I know how they think and they do it for attention (as most of you if not all of you Know) and when you leave reviews saying you " I am emailing wade" Fuck off" and other abusive reviews you are giving them what they want. don't let the Barney's get the last laugh. Instead just don't review the movie if you know it is a stolen movie because chances are that it is a barney doing it. Instead just follow rules 7 in the review guildlines. if it is underjudgement blow the whistle and post it here so that everyone else who doesn't know can flag it, if it passes judgement email wade but don't leave an Abusive review. that is all now I am going back to the portal to find some more abusive people.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:19:17


At 1/27/06 07:03 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Wylo never stops making me laugh... That was very funny. While not the best post of the day, for sure the funniest.

Aw shucks... *blushes and flutters eyelashes*

At 1/27/06 08:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: Certainly a nice way to inaugurate the Barracks and its 100th page...thanks, Supreme Command Wylo, sir!

Just trying to do my job of lurking.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:20:46


I have promoted one again! I'm now officially Elite Guard Corporal. That along with level nine makes for a good week.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:27:29


At 1/27/06 11:20 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: I have promoted one again! I'm now officially Elite Guard Corporal. That along with level nine makes for a good week.

Congrats, Corporal! on both counts. I'm hoping to make PFC by the end of the weekend...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:34:59


At 1/27/06 11:20 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: I have promoted one again! I'm now officially Elite Guard Corporal. That along with level nine makes for a good week.

Congratulations, corporal! Keep up the good work! :salute:

At 1/27/06 11:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I saw this rugrats fileswap in the portal and when I looked in it I saw all these abusive reviews. Please do me a favor and not leave any abusive reviews under their fileswaps.

Yeah, I used to write reviews for them, but now I don't...just gives them what they want....I vote zero (unless I was tricked into voting on it while it was UJ) and move on.
NG day is almost done...good hunting and happy flagging, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:40:12


lieutenant requesting back up. it seems i got myself into a confrontation with that portal spammer with the 3 accounts and six movies that have the same thing. here's the link if you have anything special to say to him.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:44:34


At 1/27/06 11:40 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote: lieutenant requesting back up. it seems i got myself into a confrontation with that portal spammer with the 3 accounts and six movies that have the same thing. here's the link if you have anything special to say to him.

Just ignore him. No point in arguing with an idiot: they just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:47:43


At 1/27/06 11:44 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Just ignore him. No point in arguing with an idiot: they just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

well um.....i'm actually the one beating him with experience. on the other hand i seem to be handling the situation well.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-27 23:48:43


At 1/27/06 11:34 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Yeah, I used to write reviews for them, but now I don't...just gives them what they want....I vote zero (unless I was tricked into voting on it while it was UJ) and move on.
NG day is almost done...good hunting and happy flagging, everyone! :salute:

that is good I just wish everyone would just stop leaving bad reviews for them cause if they didn't get what they wanted they would go away but that will Never happen Sigh...
oh yeah I made an update in my profile if you care to find out what just check it out
well back to the portal

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:15:05


Day's end report:
134 points. Not bad at all! ^_^
Another BB fileswap...sigh...I don't remember what it was beforehand, myself...hopefully somebody else does.
Well, back to the portal! Good hunting and happy flagging, everyone! :salute:


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:22:00


DEFCON Update:

I think we can keep the DEFCON where it is due to the regulated attacks and the Portal still holding signs of strength. Keep vigilent throughout the night, soldiers!

At 1/27/06 10:25 PM, K-Pingu wrote: 3000th post!

Good catch, Private. The Barracks certainly has a lot to be proud of today, doesn't it?

At 1/27/06 11:19 PM, DaSadWylo wrote:
At 1/27/06 08:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: Certainly a nice way to inaugurate the Barracks and its 100th page...thanks, Supreme Command Wylo, sir!
Just trying to do my job of lurking.

Good to know we have a capable leader lurking about, sir. A man of few words, huh?

At 1/27/06 11:20 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: I have promoted one again! I'm now officially Elite Guard Corporal. That along with level nine makes for a good week.

Congratulations on your recent promotion, Corporal. Now, enjoy the fun, fun experience of trying to get to level 10... :-)

At 1/27/06 11:40 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote: lieutenant requesting back up. it seems i got myself into a confrontation with that portal spammer with the 3 accounts and six movies that have the same thing. here's the link if you have anything special to say to him.

I'm not a big fan of flame wars. You can fight the battle all you want, Police Lieutenant, if it suits you. I'd recommend just walking away, as it is pointless to fight with such people.

At 1/28/06 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
134 points. Not bad at all! ^_^

Ugh... I'm at 79 points today, because I've been very busy today. I expect by tonight I should be up to my quota, though. Oh well. I'll keep fighting...

Another BB fileswap...sigh...I don't remember what it was beforehand, myself...hopefully somebody else does.

Very good point, Sergeant Major. Does anyone have intel on that fileswap? If so, you know where to post it.

as in, NOT HERE.
Well, back to the portal! Good hunting and happy flagging, everyone! :salute:

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:28:26


At 1/27/06 05:56 PM, snarfclock wrote:
Thats why I didn't want to post till somebody did frist. I didn't want your 100th page to be me. I just wanted to welcome regslend into the elite gaurds.

Thats mighty thoughtful of you snarfclock but even I wanted the first post on page 100. Oh well Ghost_Phantom beat me to it fair and square, maybe if one and only one post before page 100 gets deleted i'll get the first post. Who knows?

At 1/27/06 06:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: At 1/27/06 05:55 PM, Major_punk wrote:
Out of characters! ............. Now!.
Tags and quotes do take a lot...

Mostly quotes, in total the tags probibly took 12 characters... thats like 3 short words.Sir!

You need to have everything planned out long the page is even near...I started planning at 21 posts at page 99…

I began my post very early on page 99. Do I remember when? absolutely not but it was before my first post on that page but it was because I wanted that damn "out of characters" screenie at the last minute by the time I was ready to post again we were already on page 100. Sir!

At 1/27/06 06:33 PM, psykolord wrote:
Argh, I hope I get within 150 of Sergeant First Class by the end of the weekend. It's annonying waiting for my promotion.

I dont know what your pace is right now nor do I have a clue but by the way I read your post your not moving very fast. Anyway hopefully everything begins to fall into place for you. Good luck on your rank up.

At 1/27/06 06:36 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Well, 100 pages! I must say I'm impressed! I must say that I'm glad to see that everyone is still here and the club is strong! I would probably say that we hit 100 pages very quickly, but I'd hate to be presumptuous.

I was awaiting for your first reply after 100 pages, be presumptuous were moving really fucking fast.

On this prestigious occasion, I would take the time to remind you all about the values we share here in the Barracks. We are here to converse as friend and fellow soldiers about our experiences on the Portal and other places. I remind you to always address your superious as "sir" and to acknowledge someone's rank here. If you look at earlier pages, we did that a LOT more.

I really must blame myself for this sir, no excuses. Lately if not always i've been simply forgetting to add in the simple "sir!" to my higher ranked officers. If I ever forget again I want each and every single one of you to remind me harshly. Thank you.

At 1/27/06 06:45 PM, boloneyman wrote:
Congratulations on page 100 everybody. Sorry I haven't been around lately. My visits to the portal have become less frequent, so I don't have anything to post about.

Its too bad your not here more often sir!, but im sure if you really thought about it you could dig up something to post about. Yay nachos!

At 1/27/06 06:53 PM, Wylo wrote: BOO

:' (

At 1/27/06 06:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
I have a job to do that I enjoy doing...defending the portal and slaying the crap that threatens it.

The word slaying is so cool, same with major. I should make slaying_major my new alias. Those two words are just too awesome pass up.

Or not.

At 1/27/06 07:54 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
Happy 100th page, Elite Guard Barracks!

Am I too late for the booze, or not!?

I've already had more than enough. In real life.

At 1/27/06 08:08 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

I really hope you get more then just silver one day. Really.

At 1/27/06 09:36 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
Happy 100 pages! I'm sorry I'm not very active here at the moment, I'm getting ready for some mid-term exams :(. Hopefully tomorrow I might be on for a while...

HAHA! I already did mine, I only have one left on monday then its all over. And to make it even better I have tues,wed,thurs,fri then the weekend off school. = P

At 1/27/06 10:07 PM, harryjarry wrote:
-And to everyone sorry about not having a list ready, homeowork and other things have took a lot of my time away. But once I get some time I will try to make the best list I can ^-^.

Hello!, I must admit im a little dissapointed you havent made that update yet, but im sure everything will work out smoothly. Good luck and have fun with it!

Cheers!

Chapolah! (no idea what chapolah means)