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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:31:08


Just 20 B/P for me today...and flagged roughly 50 abusive reviews. And sent off 2 emails to Wade about the BB flashes...and if anyone cares, i now have AIM as well as MSN. MSN being my email, AIM is in profile.

Yay multi-tasking!

Now I have to get up at 8 am to teach kids how to not die (swim).


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:33:17


At 1/28/06 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Another BB fileswap...sigh...I don't remember what it was beforehand, myself...hopefully somebody else does.

If it was this one http://www.newground..m/portal/view/291936
then I know.
It was a game called alien escape.
It was a lunar lander type game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:43:18


At 1/28/06 12:33 AM, Bigmac_318 wrote:
At 1/28/06 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Another BB fileswap...sigh...I don't remember what it was beforehand, myself...hopefully somebody else does.
If it was this one http://www.newground..m/portal/view/291936
then I know.
It was a game called alien escape.
It was a lunar lander type game.

BB is getting smart, they have started to steal entries from other site which we never see before lately. It looks that that you are trying to show us that they still exist. >:) Besides adding the pre-fileswapped entry to the record book, I doubt that the Barracks and my NGPH can do anything effective since they steal submissions from other site. Any ideas to stop them?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:48:35


At 1/28/06 12:22 AM, EagleRock wrote: Good to know we have a capable leader lurking about, sir. A man of few words, huh?

What's the point of dressing up what you want to say? Always live by the rule of KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid).

At 1/28/06 12:33 AM, Bigmac_318 wrote: If it was this one http://www.newground..m/portal/view/291936
then I know.
It was a game called alien escape.
It was a lunar lander type game.

Aw shit. They have access to LiveCorpse's account. Such disrespect.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:49:37


At 1/28/06 12:43 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Any ideas to stop them?

How about googling real good movies made by A. People with no account or B. People with level 1 that make a very good movie (cause most BB members are that level).
So mostly we should run "background checks" on flashes that raise suspicion.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:53:41


At 1/28/06 12:28 AM, Major_punk wrote:
At 1/27/06 06:36 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Well, 100 pages! I must say I'm impressed! I must say that I'm glad to see that everyone is still here and the club is strong! I would probably say that we hit 100 pages very quickly, but I'd hate to be presumptuous.
I was awaiting for your first reply after 100 pages, be presumptuous were moving really fucking fast.

Heh...I'm glad you were waiting for my little inspirational comment at such a time. Good to know some people buy into what I say...

On this prestigious occasion, I would take the time to remind you all about the values we share here in the Barracks. We are here to converse as friend and fellow soldiers about our experiences on the Portal and other places. I remind you to always address your superious as "sir" and to acknowledge someone's rank here. If you look at earlier pages, we did that a LOT more.
I really must blame myself for this sir, no excuses. Lately if not always i've been simply forgetting to add in the simple "sir!" to my higher ranked officers. If I ever forget again I want each and every single one of you to remind me harshly. Thank you.

No worries, fellow Second Lieutenant. I was guilty of such charges myself. I figure a rejuvenation in addressing each other in proper respect would be good for us all.

At 1/28/06 12:33 AM, Bigmac_318 wrote: If it was this one http://www.newground..m/portal/view/291936
then I know.
It was a game called alien escape.
It was a lunar lander type game.

Indeed it was, as the game reviews back you up! Thank you for your help, Sergeant First Class. By the way, SFC, if you have not already joined the Barracks Forums, I suggest that you do so now. There is plenty on there that is classified, and is only posted there.

At 1/28/06 12:43 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: BB is getting smart, they have started to steal entries from other site which we never see before lately. It looks that that you are trying to show us that they still exist. >:) Besides adding the pre-fileswapped entry to the record book, I doubt that the Barracks and my NGPH can do anything effective since they steal submissions from other site. Any ideas to stop them?

That informaion is classified. If you wish to know it, I'm sure you know where to go.

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At 1/28/06 12:49 AM, Bigmac_318 wrote:
At 1/28/06 12:43 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Any ideas to stop them?
How about googling real good movies made by A. People with no account or B. People with level 1 that make a very good movie (cause most BB members are that level).
So mostly we should run "background checks" on flashes that raise suspicion.

There is plenty of developments in regards to this, but it is all classified. Please stop talking about it here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:55:26


At 1/28/06 12:49 AM, Bigmac_318 wrote:
At 1/28/06 12:43 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Any ideas to stop them?
How about googling real good movies made by A. People with no account or B. People with level 1 that make a very good movie (cause most BB members are that level).
So mostly we should run "background checks" on flashes that raise suspicion.

It is not a good idea, sir. First of all, trust me, level 1 users can make great moives. Randy (the author of the raise of the mushroom kingdom) is a level 1 user. Secondly, I don't think that we should whistle the entries just because the authors' profiles are not clickable---we will lose tons of whistle points for that. Any other ideas?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 00:58:32


At 1/28/06 12:55 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Secondly, I don't think that we should whistle the entries just because the authors' profiles are not clickable---we will lose tons of whistle points for that. Any other ideas?

No, my idea was to check movies that raise suspicion.
Not to whistle on sight.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 01:19:28


Silly me I didnt realize there was a page 101 so I pretty much skipped all your posts...
I read them but im not gonna quote them, because that takes awhile. Maybe tommorow.

Congrats on your rank up space cowboy!

End of day report:

Today I gained 87+ b/p pointswith a total of 10,392 b/p way above average of 58.xx.
I gained 3 reviews, 4 responses, 3 flagged reviews and 10 posts.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 01:43:57


At 1/28/06 12:55 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Any other ideas?
At 1/28/06 12:58 AM, Bigmac_318 wrote: No, my idea was to check movies that raise suspicion.
Not to whistle on sight.

I'll say this again... this is CLASSIFIED MATERIAL. As in, do NOT coverse about it here. The Barracks Forums has locations specifically made for this. Please refrain from talking about this. If you want to talk about it, either go to the Barracks Forums or go elsewhere.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 02:24:29


n0oo7 owning n00bs since 1991 reporting for duty sir.How many n00bs do u want me 2 pwn sir!!!ww.freewebs.com/n0oo7 is my site where i pwn n00bs sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 02:30:59


Guards don't click on this site it is virus filled! Save yourselves the trouble. Just here to help. :salutes:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 02:35:30


DEFCON Update:

Well, the Portal has slowed, so I have reduced the DEFCON to DEFCON 4.

At 1/28/06 02:24 AM, haloonline wrote: n0oo7 owning n00bs since 1991 reporting for duty sir.How many n00bs do u want me 2 pwn sir!!!ww.freewebs.com/n0oo7 is my site where i pwn n00bs sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naturally, when someone like you writes so articulately and eloquently, my proclivities are to click on a random link you have given us.

At 1/28/06 02:30 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Guards don't click on this site it is virus filled! Save yourselves the trouble. Just here to help. :salutes:

My point exactly. Thanks for the heads-up, Corporal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 03:16:06


At 1/28/06 02:30 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Guards don't click on this site it is virus filled! Save yourselves the trouble. Just here to help. :salutes:

Being the tester that I am and certain of the numerous defenses I have, I tried and found nothing. It is a free webs site and didn't trigger any of my programs or problems. It is a lame site, but it won't be considered as a virus...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 03:22:14


At 1/28/06 03:16 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Being the tester that I am and certain of the numerous defenses I have, I tried and found nothing. It is a free webs site and didn't trigger any of my programs or problems. It is a lame site, but it won't be considered as a virus...

Sorry about that. I clicked the link and it started messing with my browser and i exited out real quick. I've had virus trouble before and didn't wanna end up with it again. Sorry again for crying wolf. Just thought i could help. *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 03:31:53


At 1/28/06 03:22 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Sorry about that. I clicked the link and it started messing with my browser and i exited out real quick. I've had virus trouble before and didn't wanna end up with it again. Sorry again for crying wolf. Just thought i could help. *salutes*

My anti virus is painfully suspicious about letting anything run on my computer so I don't mind testing... if it was real virus we would have been IP banned quicker than you can say Boo! BTW: DaSadWylo? What the hell does he have to be sad about O.o


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 06:38:13


At 1/27/06 04:02 PM, -Rule- wrote: 17 and 18 are good, but they root from Level 25, the greatest level EVAR!!!!
Imagine me with Elite Guard Supreme Commander status and Level 25. I'll be unstoppable.

Then try and steal _altr_'s account. :P

At 1/27/06 04:04 PM, iscRulz wrote: 600 more points to go well you'll get their when you do. It may take until march for myself to reach general. And last fall I was saying I would reach egsc in april. Guess its June now sigh.

That's under two weeks to go. :D And EGSC, I will probably reach that in June as well, but hopefully I can get it in May since B/P'ing shouldn't be so distracting from exam revisions that I might need to do.

anyways check your spam folder for itchybarney@something.com

Nope, no email from a Barney member there.

At 1/27/06 04:17 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote: but they look more cooler than the other fists, mainly the color.

Of course they do.

At 1/27/06 05:54 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Congratulations Barracks for reaching 100 pages. And a small pic of simplicity. Now back to work every one.

Happy 100 pages EG Barracks, although we're now on page 102.

At 1/27/06 05:55 PM, Major_punk wrote: Thinking about adding him to the responding authors list Bahamut? Maybe not. I really dont know what the qualification is, I still gotta catch upon those 45 pages ive missed.

Yeah, I was thinking about him, even though he has only one flash.

At 1/27/06 11:20 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: I have promoted one again! I'm now officially Elite Guard Corporal. That along with level nine makes for a good week.

Haha, you're so fast at B/P'ing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 06:54:14


At 1/27/06 04:02 PM, -Rule- wrote: 17 and 18 are good, but they root from Level 25, the greatest level EVAR!!!!
Imagine me with Elite Guard Supreme Commander status and Level 25. I'll be unstoppable.

My favorite level is 25 too... I like that huge fist covering almost the entire icon. and all that gold... Well, my icon has some gold in it…


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 07:08:33


At 1/28/06 06:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

My favorite level is 25 too... I like that huge fist covering almost the entire icon. and all that gold... Well, my icon has some gold in it…

I would have to say level 24 is my favorite I like the sword. I would be happy if I EVER get to that level.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 07:14:29


At 1/28/06 07:08 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I would have to say level 24 is my favorite I like the sword. I would be happy if I EVER get to that level.

A sword is cool, but the drawing NG has for a sword isn’t really that good to be honest...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 07:20:09


At 1/28/06 07:14 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
A sword is cool, but the drawing NG has for a sword isn’t really that good to be honest...

Yeah... Maybe if someone made a better drawing of a sword maybe Wade would swap them (yeah right).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 07:21:31


At 1/28/06 07:08 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
At 1/28/06 06:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: My favorite level is 25 too... I like that huge fist covering almost the entire icon. and all that gold... Well, my icon has some gold in it…
I would have to say level 24 is my favorite I like the sword. I would be happy if I EVER get to that level.

I like the level 24 and 25 icons as well (I like level 26 and 27 too), but I doubt I will ever reach them. Two reasons, I will have to go through the horrible level 23 if I wanted to get to level 24/25 and to get to those levels, I will have to spend over 10 fucking years of depositing to get one of those god damn levels, unless the NG admins decide to eventually sort out the level system and make it a hell lot easier.

So if the level system of kept the same for over 5 years, the highest level I think I will go to is level 22. It'll take me 6 years and 4 months to get there. I absolutely hate level 23 and I will not even think of getting to that level.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 07:27:20


At 1/28/06 07:21 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

So if the level system of kept the same for over 5 years, the highest level I think I will go to is level 22. It'll take me 6 years and 4 months to get there. I absolutely hate level 23 and I will not even think of getting to that level.

Yeah I hate levels 23 and 29 (Don't care for my level now or 12) Man it will take me for ever to get to a high level but I don't plan to quit.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 08:09:53


At 1/28/06 07:27 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Yeah I hate levels 23 and 29 (Don't care for my level now or 12) Man it will take me for ever to get to a high level but I don't plan to quit.

Even Ramagi said she was happy to get rid of that crystal cue icon... I remember her as a level 23 and how happy she was when she got 24.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 08:43:18


I think level 23 is cool...
Oh well, I think alot of the level icons are cool.
The only high level ones I don't like are 20 and 17. I don't really like 11 either, but thats not very high.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 08:51:31


i like level 25 icon. it catches my eye much faster than the others for some reason. but i'm not too heaped about getting the boxing glove. doesn't look good to me, i don't like it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 08:58:28


At 1/28/06 07:27 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Yeah I hate levels 23 and 29 (Don't care for my level now or 12) Man it will take me for ever to get to a high level but I don't plan to quit.

Level 29 I like a bit since it is the second to last level, but that level I know I will never be able to get.

At 1/28/06 08:09 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Even Ramagi said she was happy to get rid of that crystal cue icon... I remember her as a level 23 and how happy she was when she got 24.

But I do remember her very well with that staff. Still, I heard Wade thinking about redrawing the levels and replace some crappy icons with better icons like level 23. I hope the staff will be removed sometime.

At 1/28/06 08:43 AM, Rslegend wrote: The only high level ones I don't like are 20 and 17. I don't really like 11 either, but thats not very high.

The levels I don't like are levels 4 - 8, 11 and 23. I think rest are fine.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 08:58:52


At 1/28/06 08:51 AM, Grizzley wrote: i like level 25 icon. it catches my eye much faster than the others for some reason. but i'm not too heaped about getting the boxing glove. doesn't look good to me, i don't like it.

Well according to the Denvish calculator you will get to level 25 2 years later me, mine will be here in only 16 years... ( I will be an old ass geezer by the time I have a very good level...)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 09:03:25


At 1/28/06 08:58 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Well according to the Denvish calculator you will get to level 25 2 years later me, mine will be here in only 16 years... ( I will be an old ass geezer by the time I have a very good level...)

why can't wade just make a simpler level system? i asked him about it but he said some shit about the hard work of other people, even though the users back then had it easier than now. well at least being blam king is easier than being king.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 09:13:11


At 1/28/06 09:03 AM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote:
At 1/28/06 08:58 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Well according to the Denvish calculator you will get to level 25 2 years later me, mine will be here in only 16 years... ( I will be an old ass geezer by the time I have a very good level...)

:) well, 365 days a yearx10=3650. 22,226/3650=around 6.1 years to reach level 30. (rough estimates) it'll be here sooner than you think. :) i just did this in spare time. but for users like me, i might get it in 10 years because i miss a few days here and there. but two summers from now will be the biggest gap for me.

why can't wade just make a simpler level system? i asked him about it but he said some shit about the hard work of other people, even though the users back then had it easier than now. well at least being blam king is easier than being king.

i know him and wade were talking about more levels to shorten the gap. i don't know were it lead to but i doubt new levels will be comeing. and i actually like the gaps. i know i'm the only one but the long levels show the dedicated users to newgrounds. thats my view.