Well hello there shadowchaotailsevil3 i think the thing, to do is just chat about what you like. Also you can join in the conversations, like on Tuesday when we get the Roster. I love the club sorry that sounds silly ,its just so relaxed, and friendly. You dont have to feel pressured into, saying things you dont want to. So just that i felt ,like that at times. I must be the only one who loved level 22, The Wrench rocked. Must be something wrong with me. I agree Sir-Nuts the Bronze Gaunlet is a fab level. I though you at the right level ,i did not realise you missed deposits. I guess the thing with levels is we always want the ones ,we can have! Well NEVR two more games from the same people here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 9067 and http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 9058. Im thinking maybe there not stolen after all. Saltues

Well, my school got canceled today due to electrical problems. This is my story about that:

I wake up around 5:30 AM CST every morning, take a shower, eat some breakfast, brush my teeth, and put my contacts in. Then I drive to my best friend Anthony's house to pick him up around 6:40. Then we go to "early bird PE" which is just an early PE class you can take if you so choose. We have to be ready to start at promptly 7:00 AM as opposed to non-early-bird PE students who need to be at school at 7:50 AM. Anyway, as we drive near the school, we see three fire trucks pulled in to the school parking lot. We were that school was canceled for the day, so we left and were bored for most of the day.

Then around 5:00 PM we decided that we were going to make a movie. We go to Anthony's house and grab his digital camera. We call up a bunch of our friends who were all either too busy or just plain not available. Our reaction is "Fuck, how are we going to make a movie with just two people?" So we think and decide to head over to one of the local parks. We finally decide to make a movie about just how God damn boring Mondays are. If you go read my latest news post you can watch the video we made.

Keep in mind that the movie was made by two people who only had access to a typical digital camera and that the entire movie is improvised. Also, if you're feeling very nice you should subscribe to our channel that we made simply for these movies we are going to start making and rate the movie whatever you want. (5 Stars, 5 stars, 5 stars!!!!).

I'm off to go deposit my points.

*Salutes*

At 9/8/08 09:55 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: I just now noticed I'm able to join.
Damn i feel stupid.
So what do we do and discuss for the most part here?

You can't just join, you have to be put through the recruitment process before you're accepted. Our recruitment officer SlashFirestorm will come along and start the recruitment process soon enough.

At 9/8/08 09:54 PM, TheThing wrote: Greatest game ever, although it feels like PixelJunk Eden, only you don't know what the fuck is going on more. And that's saying something.

Finished it, and I have to admit it was a lot of fun to tinker with. A simple game, once you realize what your controls lets you do :)

Too bad sometimes saving the planted didn't fix the problems of the creatures in it (yellow).

At 9/9/08 06:18 AM, NEVR wrote: You can't just join, you have to be put through the recruitment process before you're accepted. Our recruitment officer SlashFirestorm will come along and start the recruitment process soon enough.

Indeed.

At 9/9/08 12:01 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: I must be the only one who loved level 22, The Wrench rocked. Must be something wrong with me.

Nah, there's nothing wrong with you. Tastes are different. But the pipe wrench wasn't very good in most people's opinions.

I agree Sir-Nuts the Bronze Gaunlet is a fab level. I though you at the right level ,i did not realise you missed deposits. I guess the thing with levels is we always want the ones ,we can have!

Yeah, I like the gauntlets in levels 24, 29 and 48. And I missed 174 days of depositing, so meh.

At 9/9/08 12:32 AM, UnfathomableSin wrote: Well, my school got canceled today due to electrical problems.

I don't remember having my classes cancelled without a warning or because of an incident. Only when Brazil is in a soccer match, then the whole country stops. =)

Oh, and I have quite a lot of catch-up to do in some threads. Gotta go!

*Salutes*

Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 9th 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

Well this is the first update with me being fully in charge, so yeah interesting. As I said before if anyone is interested in becoming the Lt. Records Officer they should PM me, but with saying that I am not guaranteeing that I am going to fill the position.

On Little-Rena's stats there was a mix up on the last update so I don't know his pace for the week.

Enjoy the update.
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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 1,027,603 B/P
Average B/P per member: 19,030 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 6,211 (119.4 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 6,694 (128.7 B/P per member)
Difference: -483 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 5 (9.3%)
Pvt. First Class: 6 (11.1%)
Corporal: 3 (5.6%)
Sergeant: 3 (5.6%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (7.4%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (7.4%)
Sgt. Major: 1 (1.9%)
Praporshchik: 1 (1.9%)
Lieutenant: 1 (1.9%)
Captain: 2 (3.7%)
Major: 1 (1.9%)
Colonel: 3 (5.6%)
Brig. General: 3 (5.6%)
Lt. General: 0 (0%)
General: 1 (1.9%)
Commander: 2 (3.7%)
EGSC: 15 (27.8%)

Most frequent rank: EGSC
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Shadow-1409, SoulMaster71
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

Corky52 - Captain

Other B/P Milestones:

Mendou - 20k total B/P points

:::End of post #1:::

Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 573
Shanus - 441
Marsupial - 435
pwroftheseagoat - 417
Joshiwa - 397

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (8), Joshiwa (4), Marsupial (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (37.2+), Metal-Therapy (28.8+), sonofkirk (19.4+)
Random word: Future
____________________

All EGB members & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 63104 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 51.0 ] || [ 04.3 - ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61931 ] || [ 010 ] || [ 01.4 ] || [ 01.0 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 03 || [ 60550 ] || [ 049 ] || [ 07.0 ] || [ 01.9+ ] || BlueHippo, EGSC
>>> 04 || [ 58049 ] || [ 116 ] || [ 16.6 ] || [ 03.5 - ] || Seamonky, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 46756 ] || [ 154 ] || [ 22.0 ] || [ 14.6+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 45686 ] || [ 417 ] || [ 59.6 ] || [ 37.2+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45403 ] || [ 300 ] || [ 42.9 ] || [ 02.7 - ] || Coop83, EGSC
>>> 08 || [ 38122 ] || [ 189 ] || [ 27.0 ] || [ 01.9 - ] || PenguinLink, EGSC
>>> 09 || [ 37775 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || EagleRock, EGSC
>>> 10 || [ 36985 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Little-Rena, EGSC
>>> 11 || [ 36749 ] || [ 101 ] || [ 14.4 ] || [ 31.6 - ] || Idiot-Finder, EGSC
>>> 12 || [ 34202 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, EGSC
>>> 13 || [ 30643 ] || [ 397 ] || [ 56.7 ] || [ 14.7 - ] || Joshiwa, EGSC +1
>>> 14 || [ 30307 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, EGSC -1
>>> 15 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, EGSC
>>> 16 || [ 26271 ] || [ 356 ] || [ 50.9 ] || [ 08.2 - ] || NEVR, Commander
>>> 17 || [ 26021 ] || [ 441 ] || [ 63.0 ] || [ 19.3+ ] || Shanus, Commander
>>> 18 || [ 24825 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || bifgis, General
>>> 19 || [ 20349 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 21 || [ 20050 ] || [ 210 ] || [ 30.0 ] || [ 07.0+ ] || Mendou, Brig. General
>>> 22 || [ 18785 ] || [ 300 ] || [ 42.9 ] || [ 28.8+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel
>>> 23 || [ 18485 ] || [ 149 ] || [ 21.3 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || aldlv, Colonel
>>> 24 || [ 17767 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 00.5 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel
>>> 25 || [ 17410 ] || [ 224 ] || [ 32.0 ] || [ 06.3 - ] || idiot-buster, Major
>>> 26 || [ 14550 ] || [ 573 ] || [ 81.9 ] || [ 14.6+ ] || Corky52, Captain +1
>>> 27 || [ 14244 ] || [ 100 ] || [ 14.3 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || ever-vigilant, Captain -1
>>> 28 || [ 13022 ] || [ 151 ] || [ 21.6 ] || [ 01.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant
>>> 29 || [ 11440 ] || [ 386 ] || [ 55.1 ] || [ 14.2+ ] || Azentiger, Praporshchik
>>> 30 || [ 10709 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 07.0 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 31 || [ 09443 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 02.3 - ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 32 || [ 09146 ] || [ 026 ] || [ 03.7 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 33 || [ 09059 ] || [ 037 ] || [ 05.3 ] || [ 02.4+ ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 34 || [ 08936 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 35 || [ 07855 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 06.1 - ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 07520 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 07254 ] || [ 004 ] || [ 00.6 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 07081 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 05769 ] || [ 024 ] || [ 03.4 ] || [ 03.5 - ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05336 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 01.6 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 05250 ] || [ 081 ] || [ 11.6 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 42 || [ 04955 ] || [ 182 ] || [ 26.0 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal +1
>>> 43 || [ 04830 ] || [ 014 ] || [ 02.0 ] || [ 00.9 - ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal -1
>>> 44 || [ 04399 ] || [ 039 ] || [ 05.6 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || TheNossinator, Corporal
>>> 45 || [ 03968 ] || [ 435 ] || [ 62.1 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || Marsupial, Pvt. First Class +1
>>> 46 || [ 03680 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class -1
>>> 47 || [ 03656 ] || [ 185 ] || [ 26.4 ] || [ 19.4+ ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class
>>> 48 || [ 03495 ] || [ 057 ] || [ 08.1 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || P-I-N, Pvt. First Class
>>> 49 || [ 03411 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 50 || [ 03119 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Shadow-1409, Pvt. First Class
>>> 51 || [ 02885 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || rahurobotick, Private
>>> 52 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 53 || [ 02621 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || puddinN64, Private
>>> 54 || [ 02573 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || SoulMaster71, Private

Link to previous update.

At 9/9/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 9th 2008

Thanks for the update Joshiwa.

Enjoy the update.

I'm not expecting much, this was one of my worst weeks of b/ping in a long time, between one thing and another.

New to the list this week: Shadow-1409, SoulMaster71

Welcome guys.

Corky52 - Captain
Mendou - 20k total B/P points

Congratulations to you both.

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 573
Shanus - 441
Marsupial - 435
pwroftheseagoat - 417
Joshiwa - 397

Holy crap, well done to all of you on your blistering pace!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (8), Joshiwa (4), Marsupial (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (37.2+), Metal-Therapy (28.8+), sonofkirk (19.4+)

Again, congrats.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 41 || [ 05250 ] || [ 081 ] || [ 11.6 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 42 || [ 04955 ] || [ 182 ] || [ 26.0 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal +1
>>> 43 || [ 04830 ] || [ 014 ] || [ 02.0 ] || [ 00.9 - ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal -1

Well, looks like I've moved up despite my dropoff in pace. Looks like I have a long way to go before TheThing will need to worry about me ;)

Thanks again for the roster Joshiwa.

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the update.

Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 573

I was really shooting for 600 this week though. :( I can't complain since I did get the best of the week out of everyone though. I better enjoy being on the top while I can.

Shanus - 441

I haven't seen you on the list since I've been a member, but you did just get through with computer problems.

Marsupial - 435
pwroftheseagoat - 417
Joshiwa - 397

Congrats to you other three also.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (8), Joshiwa (4), Marsupial (2)

I official think that I will be a top gainer for every week of college, but during the breaks that I go home is what I'm worried about.

Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (37.2+), Metal-Therapy (28.8+), sonofkirk (19.4+)

It's good to see Metal picking up his pace a little. I even managed to talk to him on AIM one night. I haven't done that in a long time.

>>> 25 || [ 17410 ] || [ 224 ] || [ 32.0 ] || [ 06.3 - ] || idiot-buster, Major

So far away. >:(

>>> 26 || [ 14550 ] || [ 573 ] || [ 81.9 ] || [ 14.6+ ] || Corky52, Captain +1

I bumped up a spot, nice. I'm closing in on the 15,000 mark also. If I can have another week like I did last week then I might be able to do it by next update, but if I don't it will be shortly afterwards.

>>> 27 || [ 14244 ] || [ 100 ] || [ 14.3 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || ever-vigilant, Captain -1

Enjoy my old spot. Unless I slow down I don't think you are going anywhere too fast, but it doesn't look like I'm going anywhere too fast either. :( Looks like we are stuck for a little.

>>> 28 || [ 13022 ] || [ 151 ] || [ 21.6 ] || [ 01.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant

THE V/P AND B/P BATTLE CONTINUES. >:O

At 9/9/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 9th 2008
New to the list this week: Shadow-1409

:D Yay, i feel accepted. :P

>>> 48 || [ 03495 ] || [ 057 ] || [ 08.1 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || P-I-N, Pvt. First Class
>>> 49 || [ 03411 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 50 || [ 03119 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Shadow-1409, Pvt. First Class

Hmmm, hopefully i can catch up to these, time to load up portal guard. ;P

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 573
Shanus - 441
Marsupial - 435
pwroftheseagoat - 417
Joshiwa - 397

Bloody hell, thats alot. :P
I personally know Shanus so i am not surprised, he's got Castle Crashers now so he SHOULD slow down. :]

At 9/9/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 9th 2008

Let me take a little break from my catch-ups for this. =P

Thanks for the update, Josh!

Joshiwa's note:

Well this is the first update with me being fully in charge, so yeah interesting. As I said before if anyone is interested in becoming the Lt. Records Officer they should PM me, but with saying that I am not guaranteeing that I am going to fill the position.

It's sad that NEVR left the Records Officer position, but he has more stuff to do here.

And Joshiwa, what program do you use for making the rosters? Excel?

On Little-Rena's stats there was a mix up on the last update so I don't know his pace for the week.

Whoops...

Enjoy the update.

Will do!

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 1,027,603 B/P
Average B/P per member: 19,030 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

So we broke into 1,000,000 and I didn't even realise? =,(

Total B/P gain this week: 6,211 (119.4 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 6,694 (128.7 B/P per member)
Difference: -483 B/P gain since last week

I wonder if one day we will get 6,666 B/P in a week. >=)

Rank distributions:

Lieutenant: 1 (1.9%)

I feel lonely again here...

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Shadow-1409, SoulMaster71

Welcome abroad! Especially to SoulMaster71, who was our first Guardsman!

Promotions:

Corky52 - Captain

Congrats!

Other B/P Milestones:

Mendou - 20k total B/P points

2/3 of the way to the top of the hill!

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote: The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 573
Shanus - 441
Marsupial - 435
pwroftheseagoat - 417
Joshiwa - 397

Corky52 had a great total, and Shanus is back to action! Watch your six, NEVR!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (8), Joshiwa (4), Marsupial (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (37.2+), Metal-Therapy (28.8+), sonofkirk (19.4+)

Congrats!

Random word: Future

Present is an easier verb tense.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 16 || [ 26271 ] || [ 356 ] || [ 50.9 ] || [ 08.2 - ] || NEVR, Commander
>>> 17 || [ 26021 ] || [ 441 ] || [ 63.0 ] || [ 19.3+ ] || Shanus, Commander

This is going to be interesting. Very interesting.

>>> 21 || [ 20050 ] || [ 210 ] || [ 30.0 ] || [ 07.0+ ] || Mendou, Brig. General
>>> 22 || [ 18785 ] || [ 300 ] || [ 42.9 ] || [ 28.8+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel
>>> 23 || [ 18485 ] || [ 149 ] || [ 21.3 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || aldlv, Colonel
>>> 24 || [ 17767 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 00.5 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel
>>> 25 || [ 17410 ] || [ 224 ] || [ 32.0 ] || [ 06.3 - ] || idiot-buster, Major

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! After a short break from the transmission, I'm back with the main EGB B/P competition!

So Mendou has taken off and broke into 20,000 B/P, but Metal-Therapy got a higher pace. aldlv still keeps slow-paced, whilst lilhunter ran out of fuel. And Buster is about to overtake lilhunter if he doesn't find an alternative energy resource.

Stay tuned.

>>> 26 || [ 14550 ] || [ 573 ] || [ 81.9 ] || [ 14.6+ ] || Corky52, Captain +1

You're too far away from me, and I don't like it.

>>> 28 || [ 13022 ] || [ 151 ] || [ 21.6 ] || [ 01.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant

Lame pace again, but I'll catch up this week. With the tests finally over, good grades and my cultural-fair project almost done, I'll have more time to do... stuff.

>>> 29 || [ 11440 ] || [ 386 ] || [ 55.1 ] || [ 14.2+ ] || Azentiger, Praporshchik

Thou you shall not pass me!

At 9/9/08 02:42 PM, Corky52 wrote:

>>> 28 || [ 13022 ] || [ 151 ] || [ 21.6 ] || [ 01.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant

THE V/P AND B/P BATTLE CONTINUES. >:O

IT WILL GO ON FOREVER!!! >=O

At 9/9/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 9th 2008

Thanks for the update Joshiwa.

Promotions:
Corky52 - Captain

Congat's man. This badge looks very nice ; ).

Top 5 Gainers:
Corky52 - 573
Shanus - 441
Marsupial - 435
pwroftheseagoat - 417
Joshiwa - 397

Congrats everyone !

Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (37.2+), Metal-Therapy (28.8+), sonofkirk (19.4+)

Hehe, I'm in. Yeah I tried to B/P more this week and apparently, it shows : ).

Random word: Future

Pretechnical

>>> 46 || [ 03680 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class -1
>>> 47 || [ 03656 ] || [ 185 ] || [ 26.4 ] || [ 19.4+ ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class

I will pass you out soon :P.

Thanks for the update man ! And about updates, I did the Top 100 Audio Reviewers Update because Auz's is currently unable to update the list. I outdid myself and here is the result.

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 573
Shanus - 441
Marsupial - 435
pwroftheseagoat - 417
Joshiwa - 397

Just as expected. I was close to be in the Top 5, though. But things at college, my recent but slow connection at home (don't B/P while here because of the slowness) and especially the games that I'm getting addicted on like Tower Defense Games, or others such as Amorphous+ and GemCraft.

>>> 28 || [ 13022 ] || [ 151 ] || [ 21.6 ] || [ 01.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant
>>> 29 || [ 11440 ] || [ 386 ] || [ 55.1 ] || [ 14.2+ ] || Azentiger, Praporshchik

With the things I'm doing lately, it will take long before I pass him.

>>> 45 || [ 03968 ] || [ 435 ] || [ 62.1 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || Marsupial, Pvt. First Class +1

Still on the Top Gainer list, I see. Less than last week, but you're still in.

>>> 50 || [ 03119 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Shadow-1409, Pvt. First Class
>>> 54 || [ 02573 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || SoulMaster71, Private

Welcome to both of you, guys. ^^

At 9/9/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 9th 2008

EXCELLENT, time for some statness.

On Little-Rena's stats there was a mix up on the last update so I don't know his pace for the week.

Dunno what I did last week then, but I guess I wasn't paying attention. My bad.

Average B/P per member: 19,030 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Isn't that Colonel now? Brigadier General is 19,500 B/P, IIRC. The average seems to have gone down a fair amount lately.

Total B/P gain this week: 6,211 (119.4 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 6,694 (128.7 B/P per member)
Difference: -483 B/P gain since last week

Bleh. I didn't manage as much as last week this time around, I know that much. Seemed like a slow week to me, but I've been doing other things aside from B/Ping, so I don't have a massively accurate point of reference.

Top 5 Gainers:

Not surprised I missed out on it this week. Modding is more fun than B/Ping TBH ;P

(More time consuming too, actually).

Random word: Future

Back to the

All EGB members & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 63104 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 51.0 ] || [ 04.3 - ] || Phantom, EGSC

Through the fire and the flames, Phantom carries on. Who now can pose a threat to this man?

>>> 12 || [ 34202 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, EGSC
>>> 13 || [ 30643 ] || [ 397 ] || [ 56.7 ] || [ 14.7 - ] || Joshiwa, EGSC +1

Big gap now to overtake teh Slash. You'll probably get there before I even reach EGSC though, at my current pace.

>>> 16 || [ 26271 ] || [ 356 ] || [ 50.9 ] || [ 08.2 - ] || NEVR, Commander

Not bad, could have done better I suppose.

>>> 17 || [ 26021 ] || [ 441 ] || [ 63.0 ] || [ 19.3+ ] || Shanus, Commander

BACK YOU BRIGAND, STAY YOUR PACE.

Thanks for the update Josh. Feels kind of relieving not to have to worry about it anymore, TBH. I don't think I could have kept going with it much longer if I'd tried.

This is stolen.

From here. This was way to easy to spot.

At 9/8/08 09:55 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: I just now noticed I'm able to join.
Damn i feel stupid.
So what do we do and discuss for the most part here?

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I (or my superiors) will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict. While you wait, you should read the Barracks FAQ and the Barracks Manifesto to get a grasp on what we do.

All members can go to the appropriate discussion thread and let your voices be heard. Remember that you must be logged in to view/post there, and speak now or forever hold your peace.

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

>>> 39 || [ 05769 ] || [ 024 ] || [ 03.4 ] || [ 03.5 - ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05336 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 01.6 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 05250 ] || [ 081 ] || [ 11.6 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 42 || [ 04955 ] || [ 182 ] || [ 26.0 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal +1
>>> 43 || [ 04830 ] || [ 014 ] || [ 02.0 ] || [ 00.9 - ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal -1
>>> 44 || [ 04399 ] || [ 039 ] || [ 05.6 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || TheNossinator, Corporal
>>> 45 || [ 03968 ] || [ 435 ] || [ 62.1 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || Marsupial, Pvt. First Class +1

Quite a gap for me to overcome. I didn't expect to get as much as 435 this week. The past few days have been really slow.
I'm more and more busy these days so this pace should slow right down.

peace

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

>>> 05 || [ 46756 ] || [ 154 ] || [ 22.0 ] || [ 14.6+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 45686 ] || [ 417 ] || [ 59.6 ] || [ 37.2+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45403 ] || [ 300 ] || [ 42.9 ] || [ 02.7 - ] || Coop83, EGSC

My days in the top 5 are as good as over it seems, both of these two will get to me sooner or later. I'm currently still hunting for a job, but once that happens my pace will drop even further... still, it's been a good run while it lasted, and I'll keep my total ticking over into the future so if anyone does stop ahead of me they had better watch out for the snail crawling up behind...

UnfathomableSin I just saw you video its funny, but very rude loads of fucks. So are you one in the brown t-shirt ,the pissed of guy right?. I thought it was good it was funny and entertaning ,why dont you submit it to Newgrounds?. I know its not flash but Corky52 did one, and got a good score. Once again thanks for the Roster Joshiwa, always greatful for that. I would like to help but maybe to, complicated for me do to. As you can see i have been ,posting in here a lot the last few days. My b/p shit though!

At 9/9/08 05:55 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: UnfathomableSin I just saw you video its funny, but very rude loads of fucks. So are you one in the brown t-shirt ,the pissed of guy right?. I thought it was good it was funny and entertaning ,why dont you submit it to Newgrounds?. I know its not flash but Corky52 did one, and got a good score. Once again thanks for the Roster Joshiwa, always greatful for that. I would like to help but maybe to, complicated for me do to. As you can see i have been ,posting in here a lot the last few days. My b/p shit though!

Meh, the raw file itself is around 13mb and I don't want to compress it anymore as it is. I'm glad you enjoyed it; like I said it was just a "fuck around" video. If I really sat down thought out a movie it would be amazing. I am in multimedia this year though, and our multimedia class is like #3 out of the top 5 in the USA. If I'm able to, I'll share my videos from that class with you all. =)

*Salutes*

At 9/9/08 07:29 PM, UnfathomableSin wrote:

Meh, the raw file itself is around 13mb and I don't want to compress it anymore as it is. I'm glad you enjoyed it; like I said it was just a "fuck around" video. If I really sat down thought out a movie it would be amazing. I am in multimedia this year though, and our multimedia class is like #3 out of the top 5 in the USA. If I'm able to, I'll share my videos from that class with you all. =)

*Salutes*

My video was also around 15 mb when I first made it, but after compressing it went down to around 5 mb. It did make the video and the quality very poor though. The original videos were so much better.

At 9/9/08 07:41 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Dont be so mean NEVR silly...

Oh you get used to that, it's just because he has not gotten to know you yet. Also Use better grammer when posting here.

Oh yea...that reminds me..
This week has been utter shit..
i've had a box I always wear on my head at school Since the start of School in August..

What are you talking about? it sounds some what interesting, don't just post somthig random out of the clear blue without going into alot more detail.

Also cant wait to be inducted onto next update list

We Will se about that :P

At 9/9/08 07:41 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Also cant wait to be inducted onto next update list

You wont be if we all die tomorrow. ;P

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

Thanks for the update!

>>> 30 || [ 10709 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 07.0 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major

Why am i doing so bad?

*Throws the PS3 out the window*

Ah well... lmao. I can't let Anal beat me.

*Salutes*

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

>>> 01 || [ 63104 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 51.0 ] || [ 04.3 - ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61931 ] || [ 010 ] || [ 01.4 ] || [ 01.0 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 03 || [ 60550 ] || [ 049 ] || [ 07.0 ] || [ 01.9+ ] || BlueHippo, EGSC
>>> 04 || [ 58049 ] || [ 116 ] || [ 16.6 ] || [ 03.5 - ] || Seamonky, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 46756 ] || [ 154 ] || [ 22.0 ] || [ 14.6+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 45686 ] || [ 417 ] || [ 59.6 ] || [ 37.2+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC

Jeez, I hope goat doesn't carry this on for too long, or he could start barking while I'm biting off chunks just to get in to the the top 20...

At 9/9/08 08:04 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:

I usally hang out with them on our school roof behind the school in the morning and enjoy a game of Pokemon or Yu-Gi_oh.
We are somewhat out of date doing it but we like to keep our minds busy and those are what we deem as acceptable strategy games to keep our minds active. We do the 1 card trade only rule. So we always get a good card from each other every time. I wear a box on my head everyday. I take it off at home so I can keep my scene look if i ever go out( which is liek almost never happening and I never get to go anywhere but my half siblings always do >=[ ).Yeah. There is just a lot of unappreciative people in this world. I just wish they would stop because that's just truly annoying it is.

Still, What the hell is this box thing on your head that you are talking about. To me that makes no sence care to emblish on that, you sort of went on a rant there about yugioh and then on to you never going any where. Your just being really random with what you post theres no need to to make a long post with very little of interest to anybody.

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 40 || [ 05336 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 01.6 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 05250 ] || [ 081 ] || [ 11.6 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || TheThing, Sergeant

So close to moving up. Only 85 more to go. Give me 2 weeks, and I'll give you a new #40.

>>> 42 || [ 04955 ] || [ 182 ] || [ 26.0 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal +1

Mother fucker. I claw my way to the position I'm in now, and I have Rohan barking at my heels, especially with that 182 average (which is 20 less than last week). That's a mother fucker right there.

>>> 45 || [ 03968 ] || [ 435 ] || [ 62.1 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || Marsupial, Pvt. First Class +1

With that many a week, I doubt I'll be able to hold my position for too much longer. Even Rohan is going to concede to you once that time comes. In 3 weeks, you could be at 5K B/P.

God damn, I'm never going to get out of the the 40's

At 9/9/08 09:49 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:

Oh yes..
The box. I had lost my train of thought. I've had the box since July. I found it at my house and it looked so lonely and unused and I gave it a life( to be my face) and thus we were a perfect maych to each other. As I speak I'm wearing it. If I ever get a new camera then I shall show you the box on my face. It's somewhat like Sharpnel's bag face except I wear a box on mine. Wehn people try to pull it off it makes me head and ears hurt like hell because I have it fitted to stay on my head.

i hope that explains my box

In a way it does, but why wear it on your head and you wear it all day? that just makes no sense to me the rest i understand.....

At 9/9/08 09:58 PM, TheThing wrote:

>>> 42 || [ 04955 ] || [ 182 ] || [ 26.0 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal +1

Mother fucker. I claw my way to the position I'm in now, and I have Rohan barking at my heels, especially with that 182 average (which is 20 less than last week). That's a mother fucker right there.

I don't know whether to take this as an insult or compliment. I'm gonna go with compliment ;)

Don't get too worried though, apart from weekends I'm going to be pretty damn busy over the next few weeks, so my pace is probably going to drop depending on how things work out.

>>> 45 || [ 03968 ] || [ 435 ] || [ 62.1 ] || [ 21.3 - ] || Marsupial, Pvt. First Class +1

With that many a week, I doubt I'll be able to hold my position for too much longer. Even Rohan is going to concede to you once that time comes. In 3 weeks, you could be at 5K B/P.

You got that right, damn that is impressive pace. At this rate, he could have me before October starts, unless I do some semi-serious b/ping.

God damn, I'm never going to get out of the the 40's

Set up camp, the view is quite lovely from back here :D

At 9/9/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 9th 2008

Thanks Josh for the update :D

New to the list this week: Shadow-1409, SoulMaster71

Welcome, have a nice stay in the Barracks :P

Promotions:
Corky52 - Captain
Mendou - 20k total B/P points

Congrats you two

Top 5 Gainers:
Corky52 - 573
Shanus - 441
Marsupial - 435
pwroftheseagoat - 417
Joshiwa - 397

Oh snap, looks like I'm back baby :P But I'm still scared about Corky's pace....

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (8), Joshiwa (4), Marsupial (2)

Matbe I'll be there next week, who knows

Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (37.2+), Metal-Therapy (28.8+), sonofkirk (19.4+)

Just missed out on a place here by 0.01. But congrats to you three, nice to see pwroftheseagoat & Metal-Therapy back to winning B/P

Random word: Future

Random Response: Over

>>> 13 || [ 30643 ] || [ 397 ] || [ 56.7 ] || [ 14.7 - ] || Joshiwa, EGSC +1

Looks like you're still far out of my reach :P

>>> 16 || [ 26271 ] || [ 356 ] || [ 50.9 ] || [ 08.2 - ] || NEVR, Commander

Oh mamma this is going to be interesting. I wish you the best of luck :D

>>> 17 || [ 26021 ] || [ 441 ] || [ 63.0 ] || [ 19.3+ ] || Shanus, Commander

63 Per day is pretty good. As I didn't B/P that much for 3 days. God about 60 ish on the weekend. Damn job. But this internet in where I'm staying in college seems to be working out well :P

At 9/9/08 02:42 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 9/9/08 02:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Shanus - 441

I haven't seen you on the list since I've been a member, but you did just get through with computer problems.

Oh yes, I have been pretty much a ghost for the passed 2 months or so, but it's good to be back :D

At 9/9/08 02:56 PM, Shadow-1409 wrote: I personally know Shanus so i am not surprised, he's got Castle Crashers now so he SHOULD slow down. :]

Well there will be a small slow down but that is due to the fact that I have College and I'm taking it very seriously. But Castle Crashers is just my reward for going in :P

At 9/9/08 03:00 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Corky52 had a great total, and Shanus is back to action! Watch your six, NEVR!

Haha, well I like to but on a good show. Wouldn't want NEVR to get too lax

>>> 16 || [ 26271 ] || [ 356 ] || [ 50.9 ] || [ 08.2 - ] || NEVR, Commander
>>> 17 || [ 26021 ] || [ 441 ] || [ 63.0 ] || [ 19.3+ ] || Shanus, Commander

This is going to be interesting. Very interesting.

I'm gaining on him in the smallest of points each day. But We'll see what I can do in the long run :P

At 9/9/08 03:07 PM, NEVR wrote:

>>> 17 || [ 26021 ] || [ 441 ] || [ 63.0 ] || [ 19.3+ ] || Shanus, Commander

BACK YOU BRIGAND, STAY YOUR PACE.

Oh I think you could use a person biting at the back of your heels, it keeps me motivated anyways :P

It's good to be back guys, just only that I've noticed the portal was been pretty slow last night, which was kind of a bummer, only got 50+ but I did have to be up pretty early today, and I don't have to be in till like 1 tomorrow, so to Portal with me :D