At 8/17/08 07:35 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/17/08 07:16 PM, idiot-buster wrote: come back here when you have 2,000 b/p points and you might become a member.

I seriously doubt that.

Oh, he's 61. Nevermind my other post then theres a fat chance you'll ever become a member.
And wade changed your name why would he ever do that.

Thanks for mentioning me Sir-Nuts. I dont know if the WH/HT gone bad, i think its good. Yes you get bad users ,but ive seen alot of good posters on the Rage thread. As you say to much bitching, and no enough links. I miss CheekyVincent its looks like hes not been, on the site since january. I guess he got fed up with it. I do agree that people with garbage whistles ,should not waste the thread posting. Im guilty of that when i got a garbage whistle once, but that was back in the days, when my posts were not so good.

At 8/18/08 05:08 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

At 8/17/08 07:35 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/17/08 07:16 PM, idiot-buster wrote: come back here when you have 2,000 b/p points and you might become a member.

I seriously doubt that.

Oh, he's 61. Nevermind my other post then theres a fat chance you'll ever become a member.
And wade changed your name why would he ever do that.

I know that not fair i wanted my named changed ,and i never got a reply back. Yet he only joined recently and ,got a name change life sucks sometimes. I would go on aim but i hear it does, not work on macs also i not keen on chatrooms. I hate talking on them i get nervous.

At 8/18/08 06:49 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:

I know that not fair i wanted my named changed ,and i never got a reply back. Yet he only joined recently and ,got a name change life sucks sometimes. I would go on aim but i hear it does, not work on macs also i not keen on chatrooms. I hate talking on them i get nervous.

You can go on AIM, but Wade chooses who can talk to him or not. Even if you have his name then he would still first have to accept it and allow you to talk to him. It won't even show him online. Still, go to the AIM website and they have one that is called Express. You don't have to download this one, you can use it right on the website.

Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

Well thanks to Clock Day this was a very interesting and tedious update. I know this is early for an update but I couldn't sleep and I thought I might as well work on it and I am really glad I did. We had movement all across the list which was good to see. I had to make some adjustments to the list this week so hopefully everything still looks right but if it doesn't oh well sue me.

Anyway guys enjoy the update.

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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 989,546 B/P
Average B/P per member: 19,791 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 16,657 (347 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,593 (87.6 B/P per member)
Difference: 12,064 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 3 (6 %)
Pvt. First Class: 4 (8 %)
Corporal: 3 (6 %)
Sergeant: 3 (6 %)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (8 %)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (8 %)
Sgt. Major: 1 (2 %)
Praporshchik: 1 (2 %)
Lieutenant: 2 (3 %)
Captain: 0 (0%)
Major: 1 (2 %)
Colonel: 4 (8 %)
Brig. General: 2 (4 %)
Lt. General: 0 (0%)
General: 3 (6 %)
Commander: 1 (2 %)
EGSC: 14 (28 %)

Most frequent rank: EGSC
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: sonofkirk, P-I-N
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

NEVR - General
aldlv - Colonel
Corky52 - Lieutenant
TheThing - Sergeant
TheNossinator - Corporal
RohantheBarbarian - Corporal

Other B/P Milestones:

NEVR - 15,000 saves

:::End of post #1:::

Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 1630
NEVR - 1505
Mendou - 1279
Phantom - 1210
Corky52 - 1157

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (5), NEVR (4)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Joshiwa (196.3+), NEVR (169.7+), Mendou (141.3+)
Random word: Insomnia
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All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61884 ] || [ 0019 ] || [ 002.7 ] || [ 000.4 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61862 ] || [ 1210 ] || [ 172.9 ] || [ 113.6+ ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 03 || [ 60424 ] || [ 0170 ] || [ 024.3 ] || [ 019.6+ ] || BlueHippo, EGSC
>>> 04 || [ 57671 ] || [ 0277 ] || [ 039.6 ] || [ 018.6+ ] || Seamonky, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 46422 ] || [ 0452 ] || [ 064.6 ] || [ 062.9+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 45026 ] || [ 0559 ] || [ 079.9 ] || [ 053.8+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 44422 ] || [ 1066 ] || [ 153.3 ] || [ 107.4+ ] || Coop83, EGSC
>>> 08 || [ 37775 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || EagleRock, EGSC
>>> 09 || [ 37377 ] || [ 0774 ] || [ 110.6 ] || [ 105.7+ ] || PenguinLink, EGSC
>>> 10 || [ 36004 ] || [ 0166 ] || [ 023.7 ] || [ 011.4 - ] || Idiot-Finder, EGSC
>>> 11 || [ 35994 ] || [ 0691 ] || [ 098.7 ] || [ 063.6+ ] || Little-Rena, EGSC
>>> 12 || [ 34201 ] || [ 0037 ] || [ 008.1 ] || [ 008.1+ ] || SlashFirestorm, EGSC
>>> 13 || [ 30306 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || Hemlok, EGSC
>>> 14 || [ 30000 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || life, EGSC
>>> 15 || [ 29127 ] || [ 1630 ] || [ 232.9 ] || [ 193.6+ ] || Joshiwa, Commander
>>> 16 || [ 25092 ] || [ 0443 ] || [ 063.3 ] || [ 047.9+ ] || Shanus, General
>>> 17 || [ 24915 ] || [ 1505 ] || [ 215.0 ] || [ 169.7+ ] || NEVR, General +1
>>> 18 || [ 24524 ] || [ 0680 ] || [ 097.1 ] || [ 091.4+ ] || bifgis, General -1
>>> 19 || [ 20326 ] || [ 0011 ] || [ 001.6 ] || [ 000.7 - ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 20221 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 21 || [ 19370 ] || [ 1279 ] || [ 182.7 ] || [ 141.3+ ] || Mendou, Colonel
>>> 22 || [ 18321 ] || [ 0262 ] || [ 037.4 ] || [ 003.8+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel
>>> 23 || [ 18057 ] || [ 0581 ] || [ 083.0 ] || [ 055.3+ ] || aldlv, Colonel
>>> 24 || [ 17746 ] || [ 0040 ] || [ 005.7 ] || [ 003.4 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel
>>> 25 || [ 16666 ] || [ 0830 ] || [ 118.6 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || idiot-buster, Major
>>> 26 || [ 13942 ] || [ 0091 ] || [ 013.0 ] || [ 003.7 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 27 || [ 13101 ] || [ 1157 ] || [ 165.3 ] || [ 120.9+ ] || Corky52, Lieutenant
>>> 28 || [ 12494 ] || [ 0254 ] || [ 036.3 ] || [ 013.7+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 29 || [ 10616 ] || [ 0011 ] || [ 001.6 ] || [ 000.7 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 30 || [ 09351 ] || [ 0094 ] || [ 013.4 ] || [ 013.4+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 31 || [ 09050 ] || [ 0674 ] || [ 096.3 ] || [ 087.0+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class +2
>>> 32 || [ 08966 ] || [ 0014 ] || [ 002.0 ] || [ 000.6 - ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class -1
>>> 33 || [ 08932 ] || [ 0002 ] || [ 000.3 ] || [ 000.2+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class -1
>>> 34 || [ 07817 ] || [ 0020 ] || [ 002.6 ] || [ 002.6+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 07521 ] || [ 0005 ] || [ 000.7 ] || [ 000.7+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 07249 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 07081 ] || [ 0002 ] || [ 000.3 ] || [ 000.3+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 05684 ] || [ 0037 ] || [ 005.3 ] || [ 002.3+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 05265 ] || [ 0023 ] || [ 003.3 ] || [ 003.0+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05025 ] || [ 0117 ] || [ 016.7 ] || [ 009.1+ ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 04777 ] || [ 0074 ] || [ 010.6 ] || [ 006.7+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 42 || [ 04262 ] || [ 0401 ] || [ 057.3 ] || [ 050.9+ ] || TheNossinator, Corporal
>>> 43 || [ 04135 ] || [ 0980 ] || [ 140.0 ] || [ 088.6+ ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal
>>> 44 || [ 03679 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 45 || [ 03404 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 46 || [ 03296 ] || [ New ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class
>>> 47 || [ 03230 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || P-I-N, Pvt. First Class
>>> 48 || [ 02876 ] || [ 0019 ] || [ 002.7 ] || [ 019.6 - ] || rahurobotick, Private
>>> 49 || [ 02688 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 50 || [ 02558 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || puddinN64, Private

Link to previous update.

At 8/19/08 05:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Thanks for the update man!

Joshiwa's note:

Well thanks to Clock Day this was a very interesting and tedious update. I know this is early for an update but I couldn't sleep and I thought I might as well work on it and I am really glad I did.

I fear that I haven't managed star pace this week, so I was hoping I could b/p more today before the roster came out. Oh well.

New to the list this week: sonofkirk, P-I-N

Welcome guys.

Promotions:

NEVR - General
aldlv - Colonel
Corky52 - Lieutenant
TheThing - Sergeant
TheNossinator - Corporal

Congrats all round.

RohantheBarbarian - Corporal

Back to back promotions, thank you Clock Day ;)

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 1630
NEVR - 1505
Mendou - 1279
Phantom - 1210
Corky52 - 1157

Oh shit, I was WAY off this week.

Random word: Insomnia

Ironic, considering you said you did this early since you couldn't sleep.

>>> 01 || [ 61884 ] || [ 0019 ] || [ 002.7 ] || [ 000.4 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61862 ] || [ 1210 ] || [ 172.9 ] || [ 113.6+ ] || Phantom, EGSC

This is your week I think Phantom, take it by the balls and go for it!

>>> 43 || [ 04135 ] || [ 0980 ] || [ 140.0 ] || [ 088.6+ ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal

God dammit! 20 more b/p points and I would have had star pace, my fears are confirmed. Oh well, there's always next year I suppose.

>>> 42 || [ 04262 ] || [ 0401 ] || [ 057.3 ] || [ 050.9+ ] || TheNossinator, Corporal

You're next ;)

Thanks again for the update Joshiwa.

At 8/19/08 05:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Didn't expect to see it done this early, Thanks for taking it for this week and next week man.

Joshiwa's note:

Well thanks to Clock Day this was a very interesting and tedious update.

LOL, I can imagine, and it would have been my job if you didn't have to bail on weeks roster. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing for me, it looks like kinda a fun update already. ^_^

I know this is early for an update but I couldn't sleep...

I know that one...

...and I thought I might as well work on it and I am really glad I did. We had movement all across the list which was good to see. I had to make some adjustments to the list this week so hopefully everything still looks right but if it doesn't oh well sue me.

If anyone complains they can shut the hell up and try to do a clock day update themselves before talking shit about your awesome update. I'm sure none of the guys here will complain though. I was talking to Bahamut yesterday about how annoying it is when people complain about updates either being late or being "rigged", etc. Dream-of-Duke cough.

Anyway guys enjoy the update.

I think I will...

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 989,546 B/P

SWEET. Less than 11,000 from the holy grail of 1million total EGB B/Ps. Clock day obviously helped a lot here. I reckon only about 2 or 3 weeks now until we reach the almighty number.

Average B/P per member: 19,791 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Blimey, it dropped below 20k. Probably due to more lower-ranking members joining. I used to be about on the average though, and now I'm a fair old way above it, so works for me.

Total B/P gain this week: 16,657 (347 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,593 (87.6 B/P per member)
Difference: 12,064 B/P gain since last week

LOL. Again, clock day. Next week it'll be -12,064 B/P gain since last week.

Rank distributions:

Commander: 1 (2 %)

Soon I'll be joining you, but it won't be long after that you hit EGSC.

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: sonofkirk, P-I-N

Welcome

Promotions:

NEVR - General
aldlv - Colonel
Corky52 - Lieutenant
TheThing - Sergeant
TheNossinator - Corporal
RohantheBarbarian - Corporal

Congrats to everyone who ranked up due to clock day. I ranked up literally the day after the previous update, so I've had a whole week already at General, and I'm very nearly at Commander now, too.

At 8/19/08 05:26 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 1630
NEVR - 1505
Mendou - 1279
Phantom - 1210
Corky52 - 1157

The number 2 spot in a very fast and competitive week is fine by me. Some excellent gains up there. Congrats to EVERYONE who managed a gain that they're satisfied with this week, as it has been an insane week where really the yardstick varies from person to person.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (5), NEVR (4)

Better keep this up for a few more weeks.

Top 3 biggest average rises: Joshiwa (196.3+), NEVR (169.7+), Mendou (141.3+)

3 musketeers -- looks at those hideous rises in pace! We're gonna have those cut off our paces next week though ;P

All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 15 || [ 29127 ] || [ 1630 ] || [ 232.9 ] || [ 193.6+ ] || Joshiwa, Commander

Very nearly there. Less than 1k to go, KEEP GOING!

>>> 16 || [ 25092 ] || [ 0443 ] || [ 063.3 ] || [ 047.9+ ] || Shanus, General

Watch your ass, Shanus. I'm pretty sure that like the rest of us, most of his pace this week can be attributed to clock day, so hopefully I can still manage to pass him reasonably soon. Depends on whether he gets his internet back properly though I guess.

>>> 17 || [ 24915 ] || [ 1505 ] || [ 215.0 ] || [ 169.7+ ] || NEVR, General +1

There's a line to be proud of. I've taken the number 17 spot and averaged 215 B/P per day (woah). There's really no way I can't be pleased with that TBH.

>>> 18 || [ 24524 ] || [ 0680 ] || [ 097.1 ] || [ 091.4+ ] || bifgis, General -1

SO LONG BIFGIS. It was fun while it lasted, but I'm done chasing you now. ;P

>>> 19 || [ 20326 ] || [ 0011 ] || [ 001.6 ] || [ 000.7 - ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 20221 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 21 || [ 19370 ] || [ 1279 ] || [ 182.7 ] || [ 141.3+ ] || Mendou, Colonel

Close to your next rank and passing these guys up ahead of you, Mendou. Also nice job putting some distance between yourself and the former B/P crackhead extraordinaire.

Great update, Josh. Looking forward to the next one, too ^_~

At 8/19/08 09:36 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/19/08 05:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Didn't expect to see it done this early, Thanks for taking it for this week and next week man.

Yeah, no problem. I couldn't sleep so I figured why not go ahead and start it? Tho it did kinda keep me up after I was tired because I was pretty motivated to finish it.

Joshiwa's note:

Well thanks to Clock Day this was a very interesting and tedious update.

LOL, I can imagine, and it would have been my job if you didn't have to bail on weeks roster. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing for me, it looks like kinda a fun update already. ^_^

I didn't bail :( but I guess it did kinda work out because hopefully by the time you do the next update in 2 weeks I would of hit EGSC already. I CAN HOPE.

If anyone complains they can shut the hell up and try to do a clock day update themselves before talking shit about your awesome update. I'm sure none of the guys here will complain though. I was talking to Bahamut yesterday about how annoying it is when people complain about updates either being late or being "rigged", etc. Dream-of-Duke cough.

Yeah its ok, I will just have to punch them in the teeth yo. As of DOD I called him out in the top protectors thread and I am just waiting to see if he either comes back with a response or just ignores me, either is fine.

Total B/P gain this week: 16,657 (347 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,593 (87.6 B/P per member)
Difference: 12,064 B/P gain since last week

LOL. Again, clock day. Next week it'll be -12,064 B/P gain since last week.

lol yeah its going to be depressing seeing the drop off after such an amazing week for stat whores.

Commander: 1 (2 %)

Soon I'll be joining you, but it won't be long after that you hit EGSC.

See ya there buddy.

Top 3 biggest average rises: Joshiwa (196.3+), NEVR (169.7+), Mendou (141.3+)

3 musketeers -- looks at those hideous rises in pace! We're gonna have those cut off our paces next week though ;P

Hmmm 3 musketeers, I like the sound of that.

>>> 15 || [ 29127 ] || [ 1630 ] || [ 232.9 ] || [ 193.6+ ] || Joshiwa, Commander

Very nearly there. Less than 1k to go, KEEP GOING!

I'M TRYING, GIVING IT ALL I CAN.

>>> 17 || [ 24915 ] || [ 1505 ] || [ 215.0 ] || [ 169.7+ ] || NEVR, General +1

There's a line to be proud of. I've taken the number 17 spot and averaged 215 B/P per day (woah). There's really no way I can't be pleased with that TBH.

Congrats on moving up in the world, now if you could get to Commander geesh :P

Great update, Josh. Looking forward to the next one, too ^_~

Thanks, I know you are ;)

At 8/19/08 05:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Thanks for the update Joshiwa !

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Joshiwa's note:

Well thanks to Clock Day this was a very interesting and tedious update. I know this is early for an update but I couldn't sleep and I thought I might as well work on it and I am really glad I did.

I'm glad you did too, I still did not manage 1,000 b/p even with clock day. But i did end up with 16,666 which is pretty cool.

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Rank distributions:

:: Major: 1 (2 %)
I'm the only major how sad.

Colonel: 4 (8 %)
Brig. General: 2 (4 %)
_________________
New to the list this week: sonofkirk, P-I-N

Welcome guys hope you enjoy your stay!

All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 24 || [ 17746 ] || [ 0040 ] || [ 005.7 ] || [ 003.4 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel

>>> 25 || [ 16666 ] || [ 0830 ] || [ 118.6 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || idiot-buster, Major I'm half way to the to top of the list and 830 gain thats awsome!

>>> 26 || [ 13942 ] || [ 0091 ] || [ 013.0 ] || [ 003.7 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 27 || [ 13101 ] || [ 1157 ] || [ 165.3 ] || [ 120.9+ ] || Corky52, Lieutenant

At 8/19/08 05:26 AM, Joshiwa wrote:

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 1630
NEVR - 1505
Mendou - 1279
Phantom - 1210

Great job guys. You must of really hit Clock Day hard.

Corky52 - 1157

I barely made the list this week, but I made it.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (5), NEVR (4)

Hopefully, just hopefully I can keep it up for just a little longer. Then I should be fine.

>>> 26 || [ 13942 ] || [ 0091 ] || [ 013.0 ] || [ 003.7 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant

This is the only person that is close to me. When and if I manage to pass him then it's going to be a long time before I do it again.

>>> 27 || [ 13101 ] || [ 1157 ] || [ 165.3 ] || [ 120.9+ ] || Corky52, Lieutenant

Hm, like I said, I'm not going to quite count this until I actually pass Sir-Nuts my self.

Thanks for the update.

Lieutenant Nuts reporting in!

New badge! And a badge that I actually know how to write without looking at the ranks page all the time! Yeah!

Also, the Portal looks normal right now. That's good, the Clock Day spirit is actually over. TIME TO BLAM!

At 8/19/08 05:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Thanks for the update, Joshiwa! And what a crazy update, BTW!

Joshiwa's note:

Well thanks to Clock Day this was a very interesting and tedious update.

Sure it was, just like the top 300 B/P update. That's why Clock Day is evil!

I know this is early for an update but I couldn't sleep and I thought I might as well work on it and I am really glad I did.

Could you sleep after doing the update?

We had movement all across the list which was good to see. I had to make some adjustments to the list this week so hopefully everything still looks right but if it doesn't oh well sue me.

We had a lot of movement here this update, as far as I could see. Although you forgot to put who moved. =)

You know, the +1 & -1 thingy.

Anyway guys enjoy the update.

I'll... try. =P

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 989,546 B/P

Going for the millionth...

Average B/P per member: 19,791 B/P

Going for the... 20,000th...

Total B/P gain this week: 16,657 (347 B/P per member)

Now we are never going to reach this much again in a long time. Maybe next year only... =P

Rank distributions:
Praporshchik: 1 (2 %)

Bye, old rank!

Lieutenant: 2 (3 %)

Hello, new rank!

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: sonofkirk, P-I-N

Welcome to the Barracks! Hopefully you guys will become active recruits here.

Promotions:

NEVR - General
aldlv - Colonel
Corky52 - Lieutenant
TheThing - Sergeant
TheNossinator - Corporal
RohantheBarbarian - Corporal

Wow, never seen this list look so big! Lots of congratulations! Also, I'll be here next week: don't forget it. =)

Other B/P Milestones:

NEVR - 15,000 saves

I was going to say "you're halfway there!" until I realised I was going to say something stupid. Congrats, though.

At 8/19/08 05:26 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 1630
NEVR - 1505
Mendou - 1279
Phantom - 1210
Corky52 - 1157

Crazy top five, only these guys had more points than last week's standings as a whole. Congratulations!

Also, good to see Joshiwa and NEVR at the top once again!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (5), NEVR (4)

Congrats!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Joshiwa (196.3+), NEVR (169.7+), Mendou (141.3+)

What the...?!?

Clock Day is definitely insane.

Random word: Insomnia

Not that random, considering you were with insomnia while doing the rosters.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 01 || [ 61884 ] || [ 0019 ] || [ 002.7 ] || [ 000.4 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61862 ] || [ 1210 ] || [ 172.9 ] || [ 113.6+ ] || Phantom, EGSC

GO PHANTOM!!! Pass that X-Naut guy!

>>> 21 || [ 19370 ] || [ 1279 ] || [ 182.7 ] || [ 141.3+ ] || Mendou, Colonel
>>> 22 || [ 18321 ] || [ 0262 ] || [ 037.4 ] || [ 003.8+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel
>>> 23 || [ 18057 ] || [ 0581 ] || [ 083.0 ] || [ 055.3+ ] || aldlv, Colonel
>>> 24 || [ 17746 ] || [ 0040 ] || [ 005.7 ] || [ 003.4 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel

Clock Day really messed the competition up here. Mendou has now a great advantage over the other competitors. aldlv passed lilhunter again, because both he and MT sorta "missed" Clock Day. Also, lilhunter is now the only one with less that 18,000 B/P, he needs to step up if he still wants to catch them.

Stay tuned.

>>> 27 || [ 13101 ] || [ 1157 ] || [ 165.3 ] || [ 120.9+ ] || Corky52, Lieutenant

OK, you passed me, but this won't stay like this forever! When I fully come back by September you will face my wrath!!!RAWR!!!!

>>> 28 || [ 12494 ] || [ 0254 ] || [ 036.3 ] || [ 013.7+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik

Meh, lame week, as it's happening lately. I have tests this Thursday, then Monday, Wednesday, Friday and the last one is on Monday. Until then, (possibly) lame pace.

>>> 49 || [ 02688 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private

Suggestion: this soldier should be discharged. He hasn't appeared since I've joined, in fact, he only showed for duty when he asked to join. We could PM him to see if he's still interested or not.

Thanks again for the rosters, Joshiwa!

*Salutes*

At 8/19/08 05:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

Well thanks to Clock Day this was a very interesting and tedious update. I know this is early for an update but I couldn't sleep and I thought I might as well work on it and I am really glad I did. We had movement all across the list which was good to see. I had to make some adjustments to the list this week so hopefully everything still looks right but if it doesn't oh well sue me.

Anyway guys enjoy the update.

Waouh ! First update for me. This update is so impressive ... I'm very happy to be part of the EGB with all these great Newgrounders.

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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: sonofkirk, P-I-N

Welcome P-I-N and me !

Promotions:

NEVR - General
aldlv - Colonel
Corky52 - Lieutenant
TheThing - Sergeant
TheNossinator - Corporal
RohantheBarbarian - Corporal

Congratulations to all of you guys ! I became Private First Class thanks to Clock Day.

Other B/P Milestones:

NEVR - 15,000 saves

Well done dude.

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At 8/19/08 05:26 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 1630
NEVR - 1505
Mendou - 1279
Phantom - 1210
Corky52 - 1157

Congrats.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (5), NEVR (4)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Joshiwa (196.3+), NEVR (169.7+), Mendou (141.3+)

All these numbers ... made me fool lol.

Random word: Insomnia

Lol you were saying that you wasn't able to sleep ...

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All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 46 || [ 03296 ] || [ New ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class

I just joined and I'm not last ... nice !

>>> 47 || [ 03230 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || P-I-N, Pvt. First Class

Thank you for this epic update, Joshiwa.

At 8/19/08 03:06 PM, Mendou wrote:

Not bad at all, although I wish I didn't sleep for that long. Also I made the mistake of sometimes forgetting about the portal for about 5 min's then missing about 50 points worth. Oh well I got enough. Congrats on everyone else who got a good amount.

Meh you had to sleep, I wouldn't worry about since you did get well over 1k fir the week :P.

Top 3 biggest average rises: Joshiwa (196.3+), NEVR (169.7+), Mendou (141.3+)

hahaha, The three of us are at it again. :P

3 musketeers as Olly dubbed us.

Random word: Insomnia

Can't sleep eh? I slept great so haha.

Bastard...

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Thanks for the update Joshiwa, btw you missed my milestone of getting 16K saves.

Anytime, btw we don't count milestones until the 10k stat and it goes by 5k after that. For future reference :P

At 8/19/08 04:03 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

>>> 49 || [ 02688 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || [ 000.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private

Suggestion: this soldier should be discharged. He hasn't appeared since I've joined, in fact, he only showed for duty when he asked to join. We could PM him to see if he's still interested or not.

Whilst only Slash and EagleRock have the power to formally discharge members, I don't think that's necessary in this situation. I may remove him from the roster at a later time (as I do indeed have that power), but kicking him out of the EGB altogether seems a little rash just for inactivity.

There's a fair few higher-up members who haven't posted here in donkey's years: life, PenguinLink, bifgis, etc., and as I haven't removed them from the roster I think it's a bit unfair to remove members who are lower down purely because they have a lower rank.

I'm going to leave him on there for now for a few reasons, one of which is because as it is we have a nice even 50 member spread on the roster, which is nicer for Joshiwa and I when doing calculations regarding the overall EGB statistics. If we start getting some more recruits and running out of space on the list, I'll send out PM's to all the members who have been inactive for a while asking if they still want to appear on the roster.

At 8/19/08 04:35 PM, Joshiwa wrote: 3 musketeers as Olly dubbed us.

If my name was Josh too it would be unequivocally epic. The 3 musketeers who all happen to be named Josh. But no, it wasn't to be. I'll just sit in the corner and be the odd one out. ;_;

Thanks everyone. Anyhow, my work pc, which I'm on now, has finally got Firefox, so I can B/P with much less problems at work, and hence meaning I will be you're new leader in points. FOR EVER.

Hope you all had a nice clock day.

Thanks for the Roster Joshiwa i sadly did not change ,my badge i did get 31 saves alot for me. I so wanted to get some blams. However on clockday that nearly impossible. Well Phantom i had a very good Clockday, i was somewhat letdown. That Rupee clock did not do a good one as last year, still hes not part of the clockcrew anymore is he? To many saves not enough blams. To many statwhores letting shit throug,h it was a digrace .The way people were spamming with high score. Still some exellant submissons.

yo how is everbody?

whats a Elite Guard?

At 8/19/08 05:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

thanx for the update Joshiwa... =D

Top 5 Gainers:

nice job guy...
everyone more than 1k

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (5), NEVR (4)

congrats NEVR.. you are coming back... let see if you can get up to 10 again

Top 3 biggest average rises: Joshiwa (196.3+), NEVR (169.7+), Mendou (141.3+)

nice work you 3...

Random word: Insomnia

ohhh... well, i'm not sure why you choose it but.. is fine XD

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

50 members??... wow
and still no guardsmen... mmm.. interesting

>>> 23 || [ 18057 ] || [ 0581 ] || [ 083.0 ] || [ 055.3+ ] || aldlv, Colonel

Colonel aldlv... =D sounds awesone
+500 cool... 83 per day... wow.. that just made my day

>>> 24 || [ 17746 ] || [ 0040 ] || [ 005.7 ] || [ 003.4 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel

when the hell did I pass you???

At 8/19/08 06:00 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: yo how is everbody?

that's the stupid post I have seen today

At 8/19/08 06:00 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: yo how is everbody?

We're all not writing one liner posts. (Yes, I'm still an ass).

At 8/19/08 06:59 PM, piggy123 wrote: whats a Elite Guard?

Elite Guard is how a lot of the higher ranks were called here in NG, on the B/P scale before the re-design. Like you'll still often see on many B/P lists "EGSC" meaning "Elite Guard Supreme Commander". Now shortened to "Sup. Commander" on NG.

Our goals are all written on the first page.

At 8/19/08 07:22 PM, aldlv wrote: and still no guardsmen... mmm.. interesting

We have guardsmen, I'm just choosing to leave them off the roster these days. They know who they are, and I have a list of them somewhere. I made a post about it before, but my main reasoning for leaving them off the roster was because they don't regularly post here, and don't really even seem to acknowledge the roster updates. This, along with the fact that they aren't full members yet, led me to think that maybe it's a bit pointless leaving them on the list right now.

At 8/19/08 05:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Hazza!

Total B/P gain this week: 16,657 (347 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,593 (87.6 B/P per member)
Difference: 12,064 B/P gain since last week

Thank God you put that there, otherwise I never would have thought that these people were out getting points on Clock Day.

Promotions:
TheThing - Sergeant

I've been waiting for a long time to see that. Too long.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 38 || [ 05684 ] || [ 0037 ] || [ 005.3 ] || [ 002.3+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant

Eyes on the prize.

>>> 39 || [ 05265 ] || [ 0023 ] || [ 003.3 ] || [ 003.0+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05025 ] || [ 0117 ] || [ 016.7 ] || [ 009.1+ ] || TheThing, Sergeant

The gap closes; only 240 more points before I catch up.

>>> 41 || [ 04777 ] || [ 0074 ] || [ 010.6 ] || [ 006.7+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal

And as I edge closer to my rival, I get further from this little annoyance.

Arghhh...bollocks. My slumber has just been interrupted by a brief, single IM from Eagle. Upon waking up, I have found, I passed X-Naut :D

21 points more as of now. the official NG ranks get updated later I guess. Oh well, back to sleep, damn it.

At 8/19/08 11:27 PM, Phantom wrote: Arghhh...bollocks. My slumber has just been interrupted by a brief, single IM from Eagle. Upon waking up, I have found, I passed X-Naut :D

21 points more as of now. the official NG ranks get updated later I guess. Oh well, back to sleep, damn it.

A hollow victory, seeing as X-Naut dropped off the face of the Earth, getting only 19 in a Clock Week roster update.

At 8/20/08 12:54 AM, TheThing wrote: A hollow victory, seeing as X-Naut dropped off the face of the Earth, getting only 19 in a Clock Week roster update.

Any Victory is a worthy victory. Besides, I'm not active enough to pass people who B/P themselves.

At 8/20/08 01:14 AM, Phantom wrote: Any Victory is a worthy victory. Besides, I'm not active enough to pass people who B/P themselves.

WHAT'S WITH THE ONE LINER PHANTOM? I'll destroy your balls if you do it again, by the eternally flaming chariot of Hades!

NO ONE LINERS, NO EXCEPTIONS.

You walked into that shit, dude. ;P

At 8/20/08 01:24 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/20/08 01:14 AM, Phantom wrote: Any Victory is a worthy victory. Besides, I'm not active enough to pass people who B/P themselves.

WHAT'S WITH THE ONE LINER PHANTOM? I'll destroy your balls if you do it again, by the eternally flaming chariot of Hades!

NO ONE LINERS, NO EXCEPTIONS.

I lol'd at that. And I agree; Phantom needs to taste some of his own shit.

An audible gasp is heard as TheThing disagrees with Phantom. And now the people that never saw that before gasp as they feel stupid for not noticing it before.

Damn NG, not letting put that above sentence as a quote.

At 8/20/08 01:24 AM, NEVR wrote: At 8/20/08 02:03 AM, TheThing wrote:

Eat shit.

I've been here long enough to allow myself to post a one liner every now and then, and if you don't like, you can all kiss my ass. Also, this is not a one liner, even though I want it to be, but Newgrounds won't allow me to post such a long 'quote' with only cursing you in white lettering. So basically, by writing this, I have written four sentences and have made up for my previous one liner, and despite the fun you all are having pulling my plonker with my rules, be warned, my pull will be thrice more painful :D

At 8/20/08 02:40 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 8/20/08 01:24 AM, NEVR wrote: At 8/20/08 02:03 AM, TheThing wrote:

Eat shit.

Oh, OK. So the 'no exceptions' part just applied to everyone but you then? I suppose actually putting that in your original post would have blunted your point a little. ;P

I've been here long enough to allow myself to post a one liner every now and then, and if you don't like, you can all kiss my ass.

I'm only fucking with ya, but the attitude you felt when writing that post is probably a good mirror of what I was thinking when you jumped on my ass for posting a single one-liner, despite the vast majority of my posts being fairly long indeed.

So basically, by writing this, I have written four sentences and have made up for my previous one liner, and despite the fun you all are having pulling my plonker with my rules, be warned, my pull will be thrice more painful :D

LOL, it's only a bit of fun. I don't often write one-liners and you know it, but on the odd occasion where the situation lends itself to one, you have to say that it's not the end of the world to indulge just the once. It's only the internets after all.

Obviously we don't want things to snowball and have people left right and center thinking it's OK to post one-liners, but I very seriously doubt that would happen, especially considering we're not exactly fraught with the opportunity to write only one line in a post. It's not always necessary to write a novel, though, and can in fact be more annoying when people write more than they actually have to just to give the impression that they're making a more worthwhile post.