00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

ClumsyMartian just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

The Elite Guard Barracks

3,296,168 Views | 62,324 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 19:16:24


Hay, can i join.

btw i'm a EG major.

Wi/Ht regular|Elite Guard Barracks Member|Idiot-Buster-Elite Guard Sup. Commander

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 20:13:46


At 8/6/08 07:16 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Hay, can i join.
btw i'm a EG major.

Hello there it lovely to hear you want to join, well i think this may help you http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3873 19/950 SlashFirestorm i dont think hes on a the momen,t but that should explain you question. Just scroll down to his post. Well my b/p today more then before, still slow. Annoying on RRc A Calm Before ,The storm was deleted dont know why


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 20:21:58


At 8/6/08 08:13 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:
At 8/6/08 07:16 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Hay, can i join.
btw i'm a EG major.
Hello there it lovely to hear you want to join, well i think this may help you http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3873 19/950 SlashFirestorm i dont think hes on a the momen,t but that should explain you question. Just scroll down to his post. Well my b/p today more then before, still slow. Annoying on RRc A Calm Before ,The storm was deleted dont know why

Okey that sounds fair enough, thank god in the past year i became a much better poster. So all i have to do is wait for him to inspect my account and wait for a pm from him?


Wi/Ht regular|Elite Guard Barracks Member|Idiot-Buster-Elite Guard Sup. Commander

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 20:35:54


A Calm Before ,The storm was deleted dont know why


Okey that sounds fair enough, thank god in the past year i became a much better poster. So all i have to do is wait for him to inspect my account and wait for a pm from him?

I think so when i joined up i was sent a pm i think by Aldv sorry ,if that the wrong speling to join. i posted so mine was the oppsite. Im only a member so dont take my words, as correct i may be wrong.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 20:59:53


At 8/6/08 08:35 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: A Calm Before ,The storm was deleted dont know why

Okey that sounds fair enough, thank god in the past year i became a much better poster. So all i have to do is wait for him to inspect my account and wait for a pm from him?
I think so when i joined up i was sent a pm i think by Aldv sorry ,if that the wrong speling to join. i posted so mine was the oppsite. Im only a member so dont take my words, as correct i may be wrong.

Okey your a bit confusing, but it think i got the just of things around here and hope i can become a member here.


Wi/Ht regular|Elite Guard Barracks Member|Idiot-Buster-Elite Guard Sup. Commander

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 21:04:02


At 8/6/08 02:53 AM, P-I-N wrote: Oh thanks; BTW, by reading the roster I think I'm going to be on top gainers on some weeks muahaha.

Wish I could say the same but I have a feeling that school will pretty much be draining all of my time. But who knows, I may get lucky from time to time ;)


BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 23:23:15


At 8/6/08 06:48 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 8/5/08 03:07 PM, TheThing wrote: As for the other phantom, I doubt I'll be able to keep my lead much longer.
What? Oh my, X-Naut, what a brilliant disguise. <_<

Shit, he's on to me!

Actually I meant phantomlassuk, but I don't care to spell that, or even copy/paste it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 23:28:27


P-I-N has been accepted into the Barracks, under the condition that he works to improve posting/review length and quality (more so posting than reviewing, but both are important). We expect more than one-liners in here, so as long as you keep that in mind, you're in.

First thing that you should do is register at the Barracks forums, so I can validate you and allow you full access.

At 8/6/08 07:16 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Hay, can i join.
btw i'm a EG major.

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I (or my superiors) will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

Barracks members can go to the appropriate discussion thread to converse/vote on the recruit. Remember that you gotta be logged in to view/post/vote, and speak now or forever hold your peace.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-06 23:46:45


At 8/6/08 07:16 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Hay, can i join.
btw i'm a EG major.

You almost had me confused with Sir-Nuts.

I was about to post saying what a lame joke.


Need advice? Visit the RELATIONSHIP CREW!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 06:11:17


Sir i got a case of a submisson which passed judgement here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 2012 which is stolen here is the orginal http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 8070. Also see his other gameshttp://yougame.newgrounds.com/flash / I think are all stolen. The bastard stole them its digusting im, going to pm Wade Fulp.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 06:44:15


At 8/6/08 11:23 PM, TheThing wrote: Shit, he's on to me!
Actually I meant phantomlassuk, but I don't care to spell that, or even copy/paste it.

That settles it, he has to go. I never cared for the thought of 2 Phantom's in one club.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 07:56:32


At 8/7/08 06:44 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 8/6/08 11:23 PM, TheThing wrote: Shit, he's on to me!
Actually I meant phantomlassuk, but I don't care to spell that, or even copy/paste it.
That settles it, he has to go. I never cared for the thought of 2 Phantom's in one club.

What do you mean i dont understand why do ,i have to go what did i do wrong please tell me .


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 09:07:15


At 8/7/08 07:56 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: What do you mean i dont understand why do ,i have to go what did i do wrong please tell me .

He was only joking, don't worry ;P

BTW, Phantom, I tried making a devil whistle for you in Photoshop yesterday, but the glow effect messed up and it turned out crap. I might give it another shot at some point, just for you.

This is the extent of my boredom these days.


BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 09:18:53


At 8/7/08 09:07 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 8/7/08 07:56 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: What do you mean i dont understand why do ,i have to go what did i do wrong please tell me .
He was only joking, don't worry ;P

BTW, Phantom, I tried making a devil whistle for you in Photoshop yesterday, but the glow effect messed up and it turned out crap. I might give it another shot at some point, just for you.

This is the extent of my boredom these days.

Thanks im so sorry for making a fuss, i sent him a pm. Im just a very senstive preson who gets upet, easily. i feel really stupid now i wish, i could change my username though.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 09:53:30


The reason I wanted my named changed for awhile was because people would mistake Corky52 and Corky-D all of the time. Especially when we got in one of the same clubs and someone replied to his post and called him Corey. Of course I'm Corey and it was just a big mess for awhile. I guess I got use to it though and seeing anything other then Corky52 would just be weird.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 10:56:17


At 8/7/08 07:56 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: What do you mean i dont understand why do ,i have to go what did i do wrong please tell me .

Dolt.

At 8/7/08 09:07 AM, NEVR wrote: He was only joking, don't worry ;P

Correct, you win a prize! Absolutely nothing.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 11:48:50


At 8/7/08 10:56 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 8/7/08 09:07 AM, NEVR wrote: He was only joking, don't worry ;P
Correct, you win a prize! Absolutely nothing.

Cocknobs, I was at least hoping for a weekend break for two in the Maldives. ;_;


BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 13:04:53


At 8/7/08 11:48 AM, NEVR wrote: Cocknobs, I was at least hoping for a weekend break for two in the Maldives. ;_;

Hook me up with a British chick, and you can have my right lung.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 13:39:42


At 8/7/08 01:04 PM, Phantom wrote: Hook me up with a British chick, and you can have my right lung.

British chicks, huh? I've had my share of bad experiences with them. I'm thinking of moving onto American girls, because apparently they like the English accent. God knows why.

If your right lung is in good condition though... might be a good deal for me.


BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 13:46:33


At 8/7/08 01:43 PM, 61 wrote: I have gotten Scout but am going to become Portal Security in like 5 seconds. So can I join. I have so many B/P points in the little time i've been on NG. Reporting!

Sorry, but we don't accept Security Guards -- only rank of Private or higher. Try the NGPD.


BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 13:47:05


At 8/7/08 01:43 PM, 61 wrote: I have gotten Scout but am going to become Portal Security in like 5 seconds. So can I join. I have so many B/P points in the little time i've been on NG. Reporting!

Hey there. To join you must have a rank of Private, meaning you need to have at least 2,500 b/p points.

If you wish, when you reach the rank of Portal Security, you may join the Newgrounds Police Department (NGPD). Once a member you may then apply to join here as a Guardsman.

However until then, you may not join, so get b/ping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 14:23:11


At 8/7/08 01:39 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:04 PM, Phantom wrote: Hook me up with a British chick, and you can have my right lung.
British chicks, huh? I've had my share of bad experiences with them. I'm thinking of moving onto American girls, because apparently they like the English accent. God knows why.

He must only know why because I have yet to find an British girl's accent attractive. But I am sure yours is lovely Olly :P

Well guys I think I am back but I am not completely sure, tho I have gotten the spark back to B/P so thats a good thing.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 14:50:16


At 8/7/08 01:46 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:43 PM, 61 wrote: I have gotten Scout but am going to become Portal Security in like 5 seconds. So can I join. I have so many B/P points in the little time i've been on NG. Reporting!
Sorry, but we don't accept Security Guards -- only rank of Private or higher. Try the NGPD.

The NGPD is lacking posts. I remember when it was like 2 pages a day. That was it's glory days but now... like 1 post a day.


Need advice? Visit the RELATIONSHIP CREW!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 15:34:32


At 8/7/08 01:39 PM, NEVR wrote: British chicks, huh? I've had my share of bad experiences with them. I'm thinking of moving onto American girls, because apparently they like the English accent. God knows why.
If your right lung is in good condition though... might be a good deal for me.

I'm Russian, and I prefer the European look for my women. As for my lung, if the condition isn't great, you can have both and I'll just grow some fucking gills!

but really, at this point with women, I'll take what I can get...(I'll spare you the friend-free childhood leading to this post, but fuck you anyway) :D

At 8/7/08 01:54 PM, 61 wrote: oh fuck

Quite possibly the best post I've seen today. Make sure you let the rest of Newgrounds know what you think.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-07 16:20:05


At 8/7/08 03:34 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:54 PM, 61 wrote: oh fuck
Quite possibly the best post I've seen today. Make sure you let the rest of Newgrounds know what you think.

Good that will keep him out of here for some time, he is quite the nuisance in the wi/ht fourms.


Wi/Ht regular|Elite Guard Barracks Member|Idiot-Buster-Elite Guard Sup. Commander

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-08 14:47:06


i would like to join huh huh can i

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-08 14:55:59


wish I wasn't a PFC right now and I want to join?


I love hunting for Blam points!!!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-08 15:11:23


At 8/8/08 02:55 PM, juansolous wrote: wish I wasn't a PFC right now and I want to join?

You are eligible to become a member just read Slashfirestorms post on the previous page to understand better what you have to do to become a member. Candiman1 you need atleast 2,500 b/p points to become a member or become a privite.

Also, i have not gotten a pm if i have been acceped to become a member it's been almost two days since slashfirestorm answered my request to become a member, i believe in his post it said arond 24 hours. I'm not complianing im just wondering.


Wi/Ht regular|Elite Guard Barracks Member|Idiot-Buster-Elite Guard Sup. Commander

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-08 15:22:48


At 8/8/08 03:11 PM, idiot-buster wrote:
Also, i have not gotten a pm if i have been acceped to become a member it's been almost two days since slashfirestorm answered my request to become a member, i believe in his post it said arond 24 hours. I'm not complianing im just wondering.

Just wait a little bit. It looks like all of the members who usually give their opinion have given their two cents about you and a decision should be made very soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-08 15:31:24


At 8/8/08 03:11 PM, idiot-buster wrote: You are eligible to become a member just read Slashfirestorms post on the previous page to understand better what you have to do to become a member. Candiman1 you need atleast 2,500 b/p points to become a member or become a privite.

lol "storms". but yeah, that's about right, with a couple type-Os.

Also, i have not gotten a pm if i have been acceped to become a member it's been almost two days since slashfirestorm answered my request to become a member, i believe in his post it said arond 24 hours. I'm not complianing im just wondering.

Odds are really not in your favor, but maybe with recent posts like this, you may have a fighting chance yet.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

BBS Signature