At 8/7/08 03:34 PM, Phantom wrote:

I'm Russian, and I prefer the European look for my women. As for my lung, if the condition isn't great, you can have both and I'll just grow some fucking gills!

Ahh, how would I love to have a pair of gills. But then I would need both; lungs for land, gills for sea!
When I was in Vietnam, I suddenly realized that I absolutely love Asian girls. It was the craziest thing... I think they were just being nice cause I was a white guy and I spoke English though....

I've begun B/Ping again, to kick ass and gain back my ranks.

Not only did I gain them back though, I've got a few more in the process. :D

Not a new icon, but overall rank throughout NG.

And this marks my official return to the C&C, so I'll be posting much more from now on. :)

The lack of posts in NGDD is sad but as i said before, its the way it goes. I was curious to know about the user YouGame ,no one said anything about, it do you think its his submissons?. I did not get a reply so im want to know, are the games his?. Joes Farm 2 looks indentical to Joes Farm. Sorry to go on but no one answered . I done two audios next week list is really long.

ive finally qualified for this place. took me long enough. however in a few hours ill be out of this country for a few weeks so i wont be active anywhere. but ill make sure to come back and post.

At 8/7/08 03:34 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 8/7/08 01:39 PM, NEVR wrote: British chicks, huh? I've had my share of bad experiences with them. I'm thinking of moving onto American girls, because apparently they like the English accent. God knows why.

I know. They should realize that you got tiny dicks behind that seductive accent.

friend-free childhood\

That really shouldn't matter. I had a lot of friends when I was a kid (and still do), but still find that I lack the confidence to ask out a member of the opposite sex. Granted, bullying had a lot to do with that, but now I've become better looking (I originally looked like Sloth from The Goonies), and I can see that I'm attractive to women. But even still, I can't seem to find a way to ask them out.

At 8/7/08 01:54 PM, 61 wrote: oh fuck

Quite possibly the best post I've seen today. Make sure you let the rest of Newgrounds know what you think.

Maybe you can't get a girlfriend, but you can get a boyfriend ; )

At 8/9/08 12:58 AM, TheThing wrote: That really shouldn't matter. I had a lot of friends when I was a kid (and still do), but still find that I lack the confidence to ask out a member of the opposite sex. Granted, bullying had a lot to do with that, but now I've become better looking (I originally looked like Sloth from The Goonies), and I can see that I'm attractive to women. But even still, I can't seem to find a way to ask them out.

I look like a flaming skull with leather and metal accessories. Who can I ask out?

Maybe you can't get a girlfriend, but you can get a boyfriend ; )

Don't make me come on over there and feed you your own eyeballs. Besides, who was talking about girlfriends? All I need is some warm body to unload (frustration & stuff) at during night. Girlfriends are and obsolete waste of money.

At 8/9/08 12:58 AM, TheThing wrote: I know. They should realize that you got tiny dicks behind that seductive accent.

Uh oh, someone's projecting their own flaws onto other people.

Hello there, sorry I've not been posting here much, I go through moments of not wanting to post on the BBS and such, sometimes I want to post and everything seems dead when I do want to, makes things hard. So yes, sorry for my lack of posting in this topic, I check the forum everyday though.

I'm really trying more to get my reviews up more than anything, though it's hard for me to find some audio I have a lot to say about, do any of you have any recommendations for audio that sounds good B)

At 8/9/08 06:37 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 8/9/08 12:58 AM, TheThing wrote:

I look like a flaming skull with leather and metal accessories. Who can I ask out?

Well, clearly anyone, seeing as your hot.

Ba dum chi

Maybe you can't get a girlfriend, but you can get a boyfriend ; )

Don't make me come on over there and feed you your own eyeballs.

Good, I like kinky. But it was a harmless joke saying that I loved the way you made fun of people.

Besides, who was talking about girlfriends? All I need is some warm body to unload (frustration & stuff) at during night. Girlfriends are and obsolete waste of money.

Valid point. But most girls aren't like that, so it takes a little bit of dating prior to getting freaky-deaky on their ass. And if they do just want to have sex, it'll be there for one night only.

But that's one night of sex, amirite?

At 8/9/08 06:45 PM, TheThing wrote: Well, clearly anyone, seeing as your hot.

Ba dum chi

Well put.

Good, I like kinky. But it was a harmless joke saying that I loved the way you made fun of people.

Jokes are okay, but I'm still keeping you all in line, bitches (wait, didn't Paris just say that too?)

Valid point. But most girls aren't like that, so it takes a little bit of dating prior to getting freaky-deaky on their ass. And if they do just want to have sex, it'll be there for one night only.

I rarely have such luck, my Cynical nature and means of defense shunts most people away. Life has taught me quite well that morality in relationships or otherwise, is a waste. So is society and nearly ever part of it. (Yes, I know, Schizotypal disorder, Nihilist, blah blah blah...Shove a drill up your arses.)

But that's one night of sex, amirite?

Considering potency, it's technically a whole day of sex, drum roll please, Smitie.

Good timing with doing all the list for RRC ,alot of submisons for next week. Good to see some activity in NGDD. Talking of which its werid to see the old club before it. Life started this club. Alot of users i have never heard off. One club when back to 2001. Well i sent the maker of the game Joes Farm, a pm because i very concrened about the submisson called Joes Farm 2. I'm sure its the same game he got another submisson, passed today. Maybe i'm totally wrong ,and im really sorry. I'm just confused as both flash games looks so simliar. He says from YouGame.

At 8/8/08 07:58 PM, Marsupial wrote: ive finally qualified for this place. took me long enough. however in a few hours ill be out of this country for a few weeks so i wont be active anywhere. but ill make sure to come back and post.

We'll hold the vote/discussion on you when you're back, then.

In other news, after lengthy discussion, I have decided to allow idiot-buster into the Barracks. There were some concerns over posting habits and the like, but as there was no spam or other rule-problematic issues with them, I don't think that should be penalized against him too much. His advancement to Gold Whistle also played a part in my decision.

First thing you should do is sign up at the Barracks forums, so I can validate you and allow you full access.

At 8/10/08 01:53 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

In other news, after lengthy discussion, I have decided to allow idiot-buster into the Barracks. There were some concerns over posting habits and the like, but as there was no spam or other rule-problematic issues with them, I don't think that should be penalized against him too much. His advancement to Gold Whistle also played a part in my decision.

First thing you should do is sign up at the Barracks forums, so I can validate you and allow you full access.

Thanks for allowing me into the EGB, i was getting a bit concerned that i would not get accepted after wating 4 days. About my posting habits, i will improve as much as can to keep up to your guys standered without making short posts. I am happy to be accepted and will not dissapoint you.

At 8/10/08 01:08 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

Thanks for allowing me into the EGB, i was getting a bit concerned that i would not get accepted after wating 4 days. About my posting habits, i will improve as much as can to keep up to your guys standered without making short posts. I am happy to be accepted and will not dissapoint you.

Just be careful and try not to do what Dream-of-Duke did few years ago, he was eventually removed from the barracks as you know why though it's probably for different reasons.

Hey.

I'm not going to say sorry for not posting so much because... I'm not sorry for that. Lately I started losing interest in Newgrounds and getting more interest in other things, such as playing guitar and such.

But... I think I have a reason for that. Since I came back from the Muse show, I realised how good life can be. Outside here. I mean... I was spending too much time here. TOO much.

Not asking to be retired, but currently I'm in standby status. Tests are coming, they will end around September. When I get my results, who knows if I'll be active here as I did before. I hope so, I still like Newgrounds a lot. But spending almost a whole day here was just crazy.

At 8/10/08 01:53 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: In other news, after lengthy discussion, I have decided to allow idiot-buster into the Barracks. There were some concerns over posting habits and the like, but as there was no spam or other rule-problematic issues with them, I don't think that should be penalized against him too much. His advancement to Gold Whistle also played a part in my decision.

Ahh fuck. This isn't something I'd like to hear today. Honestly.

*Salutes*

At 8/10/08 02:10 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

Just be careful and try not to do what Dream-of-Duke did few years ago, he was eventually removed from the barracks as you know why though it's probably for different reasons.

I wasn't around for Dream-of-Duke's removal. Why exactly was he removed from the barracks?

At 8/10/08 02:10 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Just be careful and try not to do what Dream-of-Duke did few years ago, he was eventually removed from the barracks as you know why though it's probably for different reasons.

Well, yeah. But Duke lied his ass off, especially with an imaginary girlfriend with a Newgronds account. I could never imagine anyone being that desperate again.

At 8/10/08 03:24 PM, Corky52 wrote: I wasn't around for Dream-of-Duke's removal. Why exactly was he removed from the barracks?

He lied his ass off about everything, including posting with an alt account he passed for his girlfriend, tried to flame, but not as well as I can. And he also said he was in Duke University with a 4.0 GPA. I know, I know; this amount of lies is inhuman, but he did it, and eventually we decided he was getting too bitter and annoying for us, and mostly to me, Since I called most of the shots then. I think.

At 8/10/08 03:49 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 8/10/08 03:24 PM, Corky52 wrote: I wasn't around for Dream-of-Duke's removal. Why exactly was he removed from the barracks?

He lied his ass off about everything, including posting with an alt account he passed for his girlfriend, tried to flame, but not as well as I can. And he also said he was in Duke University with a 4.0 GPA. I know, I know; this amount of lies is inhuman, but he did it, and eventually we decided he was getting too bitter and annoying for us, and mostly to me, Since I called most of the shots then. I think.

The best thing about it is he claims that he will eventually be the top user for every stat available on Newgrounds. Sure, lots of us dream about it, but none of us who dream of it give up on the site for a few months while being dragged away to China, where they obviously haven't heard of the Internet :P

Will he ever return? Who knows, who cares?

At 8/10/08 05:32 PM, Coop83 wrote: The best thing about it is he claims that he will eventually be the top user for every stat available on Newgrounds. Sure, lots of us dream about it, but none of us who dream of it give up on the site for a few months while being dragged away to China, where they obviously haven't heard of the Internet
Will he ever return? Who knows, who cares?

I have no idea, I didn't ever bother reading anything else he ever wrote. If he left, good, screw him, I'm way above him in B/P rankings anyway, and I went through a lot of shit this year, so if he can't catch up, he's fucked.

Well did he lie about china?, odd that i dont remembr him ,but i only joined six months ago. It was before my time. On the reviews i have done five flash reviews, one for a series called The Last Chapter. One way to describe it i suppose is rubbish ,its so bad its good. The author think hes some sort of god because hes won an award. I think its a bit soon to be that boasteful. Odd how it went from bad to getting, i think daily 4 place not that im saying it did not get the award fairly. Well on friday it will be clockday.

At 8/10/08 10:40 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Well did he lie about china?, odd that i dont remembr him ,but i only joined six months ago. It was before my time. On the reviews i have done five flash reviews, one for a series called The Last Chapter. One way to describe it i suppose is rubbish ,its so bad its good. The author think hes some sort of god because hes won an award. I think its a bit soon to be that boasteful. Odd how it went from bad to getting, i think daily 4 place not that im saying it did not get the award fairly. Well on friday it will be clockday.

Duke was a long time ago. A very long time ago, and we really don't care anymore now. But it was funny then, and I think Eagle posted some sort of links and funny's about it somewhere in the EGB forum.

*sweeps up the floor*
Hi military guys, I'm just sweeping the floors.
*Leaves*
Call me if you need a janitor.

At 8/10/08 10:40 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Well on friday it will be clockday.

Well, fuck. I'm going camping this weekend, and I leave on Friday afternoon. I'll need to stay up late and clock a graveyard shift if I want to get some points.

Speaking of which, first to PM me gets to deposit for me!

At 8/11/08 02:17 AM, kenshi2 wrote: *sweeps up the floor*
Hi military guys, I'm just sweeping the floors.
*Leaves*
Call me if you need a janitor.

We don't. We don't need spam either (Join NGPD when you have proper rank, or join us, when you have the proper rank; no custodial posts until then). thank you.

At 8/11/08 02:34 AM, TheThing wrote: Well, fuck. I'm going camping this weekend, and I leave on Friday afternoon. I'll need to stay up late and clock a graveyard shift if I want to get some points.

Failed.

Speaking of which, first to PM me gets to deposit for me!

You mean, gets to be first to try and deposit for you but fail because you somehow fuck something up in your account that no one else can access?

At 8/11/08 03:01 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 8/11/08 02:17 AM, kenshi2 wrote: *sweeps up the floor*
Hi military guys, I'm just sweeping the floors.
*Leaves*
Call me if you need a janitor.

We don't. We don't need spam either (Join NGPD when you have proper rank, or join us, when you have the proper rank; no custodial posts until then). thank you.

That's the third time this has happened. Same guy and everything, comes along and asks to be the janitor for some unknown reason.

What high aspirations some people have.

At 8/10/08 09:28 PM, Phantom wrote: I have no idea, I didn't ever bother reading anything else he ever wrote. If he left, good, screw him, I'm way above him in B/P rankings anyway, and I went through a lot of shit this year, so if he can't catch up, he's fucked.

Well, we just need to leave him to his own devices and see what the future holds. I'll be pissed off if he comes back and shows off a gold medal, that's for sure :P

Still, I've managed to keep the pace decent and I wonder how Clock Day will affect it... Could this be Coop's first ever star pace week (1,000+ Weekly B/P)?

At 8/11/08 08:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, we just need to leave him to his own devices and see what the future holds. I'll be pissed off if he comes back and shows off a gold medal, that's for sure :P

Masturbation is not a competing sport this year, so we're safe.

Still, I've managed to keep the pace decent and I wonder how Clock Day will affect it... Could this be Coop's first ever star pace week (1,000+ Weekly B/P)?

Clock day might be alright, that depends how much can a single bandwagon really survive.

At 8/11/08 07:57 AM, NEVR wrote: That's the third time this has happened. Same guy and everything, comes along and asks to be the janitor for some unknown reason.

That's very strange, why would anyone come into a club just for that reason, kind of a pointless thing to do, though maybe it's just for some attention.

At 8/11/08 07:57 AM, NEVR wrote: What high aspirations some people have.

I always thought wanting to be a janitor was high on the list of possible jobs!

At 8/11/08 11:45 AM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 8/11/08 07:57 AM, NEVR wrote: That's the third time this has happened. Same guy and everything, comes along and asks to be the janitor for some unknown reason.

That's very strange, why would anyone come into a club just for that reason, kind of a pointless thing to do, though maybe it's just for some attention.

Well I think he originally wanted to join up as a regular member, but one of us told him that he didn't meet the basic requirements. He then asked to be the EGB janitor, which he was obviously passed over for, as we (and most other clubs for that matter) don't really work like that.

IIRC, he then dropped by at a separate time and repeated his request for a janitorial position. I guess by that time he just couldn't be bothered to go back to the page where he asked the previous time and find his original request, and the following rejection (as it was).

This is now the third time, if memory serves... I guess he's just that desperate to be accepted here. Probably only because we have the word 'Elite' in our club name, and he wants to be counted as an 'Elite' member of NG. Probably doesn't realise that we get our name from the original B/P ranks prefixed with 'Elite Guard'.

At 8/11/08 07:57 AM, NEVR wrote: What high aspirations some people have.

I always thought wanting to be a janitor was high on the list of possible jobs!

Heh, the janitor from Scrubs is possibly the only type of janitor I'd want to be. Mostly because he gets paid for doing basically no work and tormenting doctors all day. Bit of a far cry from regular custodial work, mind. ;P

At 8/11/08 08:30 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 8/10/08 09:28 PM, Phantom wrote: I have no idea, I didn't ever bother reading anything else he ever wrote. If he left, good, screw him, I'm way above him in B/P rankings anyway, and I went through a lot of shit this year, so if he can't catch up, he's fucked.

Well, we just need to leave him to his own devices and see what the future holds. I'll be pissed off if he comes back and shows off a gold medal, that's for sure :P

The medals with jade happens to be a nice touch, U.S. have just beat the Frenchies for opening their big mouths, who do they think they are? Joe Namath? Muhammed Ali? Plaxico Burress?

Still, I've managed to keep the pace decent and I wonder how Clock Day will affect it... Could this be Coop's first ever star pace week (1,000+ Weekly B/P)?

I won't be here for much of the Clock Day unfortunately.