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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 08:20:59


At 8/1/08 12:29 AM, Phantom wrote: My main occupation would be to document complaints, and explain to slow people the rules of the game.

Sounds quite fun, until you've dealt with enough idiots to make you want to eat your phone.

I'm also thinking of getting a job for a month or two in a local call center. They pay rather well, and I think I'd be pretty much dealing with complaints from customers of whatever company. Money's money.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 08:33:39


At 8/1/08 08:20 AM, NEVR wrote: I'm also thinking of getting a job for a month or two in a local call center. They pay rather well, and I think I'd be pretty much dealing with complaints from customers of whatever company. Money's money.

Thankfully, the people there have a good sense of humor. You may have your calls recorded, but no one's stopping you from giving the "fap" sign to your co workers when you have an annoying one on your hands.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 15:46:23


At 8/1/08 08:20 AM, NEVR wrote: I'm also thinking of getting a job for a month or two in a local call center. They pay rather well, and I think I'd be pretty much dealing with complaints from customers of whatever company. Money's money.

I was offered an interview for a job at a call centre once, but I turned that opertunity down, I'm not very good on phones, lol. Although one thing I was told about it is that they give bonuses for selling whatever you are selling and such, so I guess it's good pay for those who can do it.

Good luck with that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 16:00:15


At 8/1/08 08:33 AM, Phantom wrote: Thankfully, the people there have a good sense of humor. You may have your calls recorded, but no one's stopping you from giving the "fap" sign to your co workers when you have an annoying one on your hands.

Heh, that's cool.

I spoke to a friend who also wants a night job, and we're going to the place to give in our CV's on Monday, so we'll see what happens. I figure I might as well do a night shift, seeing as I'm up anyway.

At 8/1/08 03:46 PM, Little-Rena wrote: I was offered an interview for a job at a call centre once, but I turned that opertunity down, I'm not very good on phones, lol. Although one thing I was told about it is that they give bonuses for selling whatever you are selling and such, so I guess it's good pay for those who can do it.

I think (though not entirely sure) that mostly it's dealing with / recording complaints and shit like that, rather than telephone sales. I wouldn't particularly like to be a telephone salesman, because whenever I get a call from one, I get someone irritated with their unnecessary persistence, even though it's obviously part of their job.

Good luck with that.

Heh, thanks dude :)

:::salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 18:59:56


Well its really sad what AnalPeguinFarming, going through right now. Its quiet in NGDD. I done two audios today only two left and the review guide, to do better then 27 audios. Im glad you finally got a job Phantom you changed, your userpage info. My b/p been crap lately not one for doing much b/p.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 19:23:37


Remember a while back a few of us were trying to put together an EGB website? I know it's since kinda moved to the back burner, but I made an ideas thread in our forums for it, so go check it out and have a say.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 23:27:46


At 8/1/08 07:23 PM, NEVR wrote: Remember a while back a few of us were trying to put together an EGB website?

No, but obviously I wasn't around when talk about it was going on.

I know it's since kinda moved to the back burner, but I made an ideas thread in our forums for it, so go check it out and have a say.

Hm, if I can think of anything too help out then I will be sure to post it in the thread that you made.

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In other news I would like to tell you guys that I just reached deity. It took a little less then a month to get there from normal, but I have finally did it. It looks good on my page!

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-02 01:40:01


At 8/1/08 06:59 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Well its really sad what AnalPeguinFarming, going through right now. Its quiet in NGDD. I done two audios today only two left and the review guide, to do better then 27 audios. Im glad you finally got a job

Yeah, I've been through much of the same. 2 grandparents with cancer, one that didn't overcome it. But fortunately (or as however you want to see it) I don't care much for my family, so I was never in a state of tragedy regarding it.

Phantom you changed, your userpage info. My b/p been crap lately not one for doing much b/p.

Yeah, I thought it was time for a change, the only thing even newer but hasn't been posted, is the new lack of scotch because I finished that last bottle, and didn't get a new one yet.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-02 01:46:09


At 8/1/08 12:29 AM, Phantom wrote: and get freaked out to win 50 bucks.

But it's a major award! Something like that is special enough to be displayed in the front windows, for the whole neighborhood to see!

At 8/1/08 07:23 PM, NEVR wrote: Remember a while back a few of us were trying to put together an EGB website? I know it's since kinda moved to the back burner, but I made an ideas thread in our forums for it, so go check it out and have a say.

I remember. We even had a banner made up and a basic site design. But I don't remember who did all of that. We need to dig up those lost posts so we don't have to rethink them again, wasting brain space.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-02 03:27:50


At 8/2/08 01:46 AM, TheThing wrote: But it's a major award! Something like that is special enough to be displayed in the front windows, for the whole neighborhood to see!

Yes, and most of all for the bank to see, to know what more they can take from you after you failed to pay for...everything.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-02 12:27:23


At 8/2/08 01:46 AM, TheThing wrote: I remember. We even had a banner made up and a basic site design. But I don't remember who did all of that. We need to dig up those lost posts so we don't have to rethink them again, wasting brain space.

TBH I think it would be more effort to go digging through old pages of this thread than just slapping down the ideas in the new thread over in our forums. For me, anyway. Unless you happen to know off the top of your head what date / pages we were talking about the possibility of a website, that is...?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-02 18:04:27


Another recruit!

I just have been discharged[honorably] from NGPD.

+Salutes+


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-02 19:36:09


At 8/2/08 06:04 PM, P-I-N wrote: Another recruit!

Hello, you'll have to wait until SlashFirestorm (our recruitment officer) comes along to start the recruitment process. In the meantime, have a read of the following:

Barracks FAQ
Barracks Officer List
Elite Guard Barracks Manifesto

That should help you familiarize yourself with who we are, what we do, and the way in which we run. The recruitment process will be explained to you by Slash when he sees you've applied.

Good luck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-02 19:44:44


Its grand to see so many new people joing this, wonderful club blushes. Well ive completed the list for RRC rohainthebarbian ,your first submisson is great. I have seen your second it improves on the first .the quiz is exellant. You got Kidray76 an exellant review mod no less ,to review your submisson. The lack of activity on NGDD is sad but its just the way it goes.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 13:15:53


At 8/2/08 03:27 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 8/2/08 01:46 AM, TheThing wrote: But it's a major award! Something like that is special enough to be displayed in the front windows, for the whole neighborhood to see!
Yes, and most of all for the bank to see, to know what more they can take from you after you failed to pay for...everything.

Sorry, it was a reference to the movie, A Christmas Story, where the dad gets a Leg Lamp from a newspaper contest. He then proceeds to display the "major award" in the front window for the neighborhood to see.

At 8/2/08 12:27 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 8/2/08 01:46 AM, TheThing wrote: I remember. We even had a banner made up and a basic site design. But I don't remember who did all of that. We need to dig up those lost posts so we don't have to rethink them again, wasting brain space.
TBH I think it would be more effort to go digging through old pages of this thread than just slapping down the ideas in the new thread over in our forums. For me, anyway. Unless you happen to know off the top of your head what date / pages we were talking about the possibility of a website, that is...?

It was around the 850's, I believe. We had a banner, a slick home page, and a flash module that had the Defcon rating (although it wasn't made, but the idea was there).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 13:27:12


Generals and army men in the Barracks, I am but a peasant boy. I praise you great warriors, I am but a peasant scum, but I ask of you kind sirs to review my movies. I want exposure. i want to be a knight! so please kind sir here is the link --- the link of my movies i shall go on my way now.

The Elite Guard Barracks


Check out my series on Newgrounds, it is called The Last Hour Please watch and review my movies. I will respond to all your reviews. PERFECT FOR YOUR RESPONDS RATING

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 13:28:19


At 8/2/08 07:44 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Its grand to see so many new people joing this, wonderful club blushes.

Yeah, we have had a lot of new people coming in haven't we? Time to make more room on the roster updates guys.

Well ive completed the list for RRC rohainthebarbian ,your first submisson is great. I have seen your second it improves on the first .the quiz is exellant. You got Kidray76 an exellant review mod no less ,to review your submisson.

I thought he did well for his first two flashes. I helped, but he did all of the hard work. Too bad the second one took the Daily 6th, which is only a runner up. It was only .2 away from taking a daily award.

The lack of activity on NGDD is sad but its just the way it goes.

Yeah, I was trying to think of some ways to help revive it, but I honetly can't.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 13:32:51


At 8/3/08 01:27 PM, Jaiba wrote: but I ask of you kind sirs to review my movies.

You've already posted in the review request club, so don't advertise your movies here. That isn't what we do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 13:38:28


At 8/3/08 01:28 PM, Corky52 wrote:
At 8/2/08 07:44 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:

Well ive completed the list for RRC rohainthebarbian ,your first submisson is great. I have seen your second it improves on the first .the quiz is exellant. You got Kidray76 an exellant review mod no less ,to review your submisson.
I thought he did well for his first two flashes. I helped, but he did all of the hard work. Too bad the second one took the Daily 6th, which is only a runner up. It was only .2 away from taking a daily award.

Gee, thanks guys. I was delighted that both of em did so well, just a pity #2 was so close and still missed the mark.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 15:39:46


At 8/3/08 01:15 PM, TheThing wrote: Sorry, it was a reference to the movie, A Christmas Story, where the dad gets a Leg Lamp from a newspaper contest. He then proceeds to display the "major award" in the front window for the neighborhood to see.

Yeah, Israel isn't big on Christmas movies, I have seen some, but you can't catch them all.

At 8/3/08 01:32 PM, NEVR wrote: You've already posted in the review request club, so don't advertise your movies here. That isn't what we do.

Yup, not our job.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 16:55:17


At 8/3/08 01:32 PM, NEVR wrote: You've already posted in the review request club, so don't advertise your movies here. That isn't what we do.

Not only that but he linked to the search page for his flash, the Review Request Club only want direct links to flash, so all the same it's wrong :(

Also, anyone spot that flash that spawned popups today? I thought people had stoped doing that, been a while since I've seen one anyway. It's flagged now though ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 19:10:58


Sir porn slideshow of a naked women http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 2015 real pictures NSFW material.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 20:44:02


Been very busy on Rage thread posting abusive links to submissons. Im totally confused about the rules absent an exellant mod by the way, says its okay to flag old reviews. I wish that the rules said what your meant to flag ,and such. Spam submissons i thought you were not meant to flag now, im not so sure. So many diffrent views.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 21:03:09


Apparently you can mark reviews on spam submissions now and reviews no matter what the date is on them. I tested this out today with an alt. account by marking 50 abusive reviews that were all 2003 and down and I got a bronze whistle so I guess it's safe to say that its true.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 22:08:16


At 8/3/08 09:03 PM, Corky52 wrote: Apparently you can mark reviews on spam submissions now and reviews no matter what the date is on them. I tested this out today with an alt. account by marking 50 abusive reviews that were all 2003 and down and I got a bronze whistle so I guess it's safe to say that its true.

There was abuse of that pretty recently. People would make an alt, spam reviews of old flashes (both spam and legit alike), then mark them abusive with their main. A few accounts got deleted because of that. So be careful when you go back in time to get some points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-03 22:20:43


At 8/3/08 10:08 PM, TheThing wrote:
There was abuse of that pretty recently. People would make an alt, spam reviews of old flashes (both spam and legit alike), then mark them abusive with their main. A few accounts got deleted because of that. So be careful when you go back in time to get some points.

Well I have a Deity Whistle so I don't mark anything with my account anymore. The alt. was pretty much to test out if the mods were going to stick to their word and delete the old reviews or not.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-04 05:18:04


At 8/3/08 09:03 PM, Corky52 wrote: Apparently you can mark reviews on spam submissions now and reviews no matter what the date is on them. I tested this out today with an alt. account by marking 50 abusive reviews that were all 2003 and down and I got a bronze whistle so I guess it's safe to say that its true.

You need something better to do with your time, how about you use my account and get me a whistle :P


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-04 06:53:12


At 8/4/08 05:18 AM, Phantom wrote: You need something better to do with your time, how about you use my account and get me a whistle :P

NO PHANTOM, don't go over to the Deity whistle pool... stay with ME in the Gold arena, where the whistles don't look silly with their crappy halos.

The very idea of a halo on your user page is somewhat amusing, though ;P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-04 08:10:20


At 8/4/08 06:53 AM, NEVR wrote: NO PHANTOM, don't go over to the Deity whistle pool... stay with ME in the Gold arena, where the whistles don't look silly with their crappy halos.
The very idea of a halo on your user page is somewhat amusing, though ;P

I just can't be bothered to actually work my way up and whistle more... I don't like the purity suggested by the Deity whistles, I blam submissions in my sleep, I am not pure of heart, I want a custom whistle, red with horns on it. Then I'll whistle.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-04 08:58:32


I actually have several account that I plan on getting to Diety before I think about even attempting to help other people, Statwhore, DeityWhistleCrew, and I might attempt my girlfriends if I get the other two. Then I will probably give up on the marking abuse, but I'm still going to be looking for it to post for other people.