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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-29 18:33:22


Thanks for the roster Joshiwa i guess im not one, for b/p points. Although on Clockday i want to get loads. Im more for writing reviews or marking abusive reviews. I love looking for bad reviews, and helping on Rage thread. I have got over 300 intil ,can get to Sergent, at my rate that will be a long time. I never spend that long on the portal ,to get that many points. The list of new members is wicked.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-29 19:50:37


Thanks for the update.

At 7/29/08 03:24 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 7/29/08 01:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 06 || [ 44009 ] || [ 289 ] || [ 41.0 ] || [ 17.9+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 42737 ] || [ 266 ] || [ 38.0 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || Coop83, EGSC
Thanks for the update, Josh. Nice work.

The yo-yo effect between myself and Sea Goat continues. Tough week for me with two days at just over 10B/P each, but this week should be better now :)

I plan on taking leave the 13th-15th for my concert...the 15 just happens to be clock day...

Keep back you! >:(

But seriously starting to lose interest in b/p...it wouldn't be the first time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-29 20:07:39


At 7/29/08 01:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

thanx for the update...

btw...

>>> 21 || [ 17666 ] || [ 443 ] || [ 63.3 ] || [ 12.9+ ] || Mendou, Colonel
>>> 22 || [ 17194 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.6 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 23 || [ 17400 ] || [ 337 ] || [ 48.1 ] || [ 18.8 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 24 || [ 17568 ] || [ 627 ] || [ 89.6 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

this is how it will look fixed... XD

>>> 21 || [ 17666 ] || [ 443 ] || [ 63.3 ] || [ 12.9+ ] || Mendou, Colonel
>>> 22 || [ 17568 ] || [ 627 ] || [ 89.6 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Metal-Therapy, Major +2
>>> 23 || [ 17400 ] || [ 337 ] || [ 48.1 ] || [ 18.8 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 24 || [ 17194 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.6 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || aldlv, Major -2

i still can't believe you pass me just like that... :'(

and

>>> 11 || [ 34790 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Little-Rena, EGSC

welcome to Little-Rena
is a pleasure to have you with us, Sup. Commander
*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-29 22:39:20


At 7/29/08 07:50 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
I plan on taking leave the 13th-15th for my concert...the 15 just happens to be clock day...

I would assume that you are going to NIN due to the fact; that should be an awesome concert. Oh teh noes, you miss clock day!!?!? That some b/p your going to miss out on.

But seriously starting to lose interest in b/p...it wouldn't be the first time.

How do you guys find the time to get so many points anyway?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 04:43:22


At 7/29/08 03:30 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
>>> 25 || [ 13648 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
Awesome, NOW WAKE UP!

I am awake, leave me alone, I have actually got the thing into positive numbers for once. I want to go pants the new recruits, who's with me?
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 08:13:25


At 7/29/08 10:39 PM, sinskae wrote:
At 7/29/08 07:50 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
I plan on taking leave the 13th-15th for my concert...the 15 just happens to be clock day...
I would assume that you are going to NIN due to the fact; that should be an awesome concert. Oh teh noes, you miss clock day!!?!? That some b/p your going to miss out on.

No no you misunderstood me. I'll be taking leave from work which means I'll have time off the 13th-15th. This means I'll be home for clock day which means Coop has about as good a chance as an icicle in hell of passing me. hehe. :)

But seriously starting to lose interest in b/p...it wouldn't be the first time.
How do you guys find the time to get so many points anyway?

It's not hard just takes a few years is all, turns into habit, and I enjoy it as I know many others do. It's lost much of it's fun with how busy I've been though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 10:11:05


26 points to 60 K.

Oh and, I finally got a freaking job. :P It's a graveyard shift office job, kind of like Peter's, only far less. but it's still being paid for sitting in front of a computer.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 12:12:11


At 7/30/08 10:11 AM, Phantom wrote: Oh and, I finally got a freaking job. :P It's a graveyard shift office job, kind of like Peter's, only far less. but it's still being paid for sitting in front of a computer.

That sounds better than mine. >.> I have to stand in front of a sink all night. I would much rather be in front of a computer lol.

I would like to ask something completely random. What is your guys favorite genre of music? I pretty much listen to anything, with the exception of country; for some odd reason I can't stand the stuff.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 12:44:43


At 7/29/08 07:50 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
At 7/29/08 03:24 PM, Coop83 wrote: The yo-yo effect between myself and Sea Goat continues. Tough week for me with two days at just over 10B/P each, but this week should be better now :)
I plan on taking leave the 13th-15th for my concert...the 15 just happens to be clock day...

Keep back you! >:(

*Fends off the big stick that pwroftheseagoat is thrashing around with* I've got the day off work as well and little to do on the day after as well :)

But seriously starting to lose interest in b/p...it wouldn't be the first time.

I'm starting to lose interest in posting, it seems... Maybe I'll lose interest in 7th place on this list :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 15:50:46


At 7/30/08 12:12 PM, sinskae wrote: That sounds better than mine. >.> I have to stand in front of a sink all night. I would much rather be in front of a computer lol.

That stinks, but you know what doesn't stink? Having 60,000 B/P points :P
Hippo won't fend himself off for much longer.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 16:45:49


At 7/29/08 08:07 PM, aldlv wrote: welcome to Little-Rena
is a pleasure to have you with us, Sup. Commander

Thankyou although I still find the name for the level Sup. Commander a little strange though, it's like saying "Yo, sup commander!", that's how it always sounds in my head :P

On another note, I was wondering if any flash/audio artists in this club are intrested in helping with this that I posted on the forum, that's if it's okay to do here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 17:05:45


Hey guys, don't mistake this for advertising, but me and Corky just finished our flash, which is why I've been a bit inactive for the past few days.

It is doing well, has an "Awesome" score, and with a bit of luck, it might get an award. Check it out if you have time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 17:30:08


Sirs, I have here a new piglet face, and I have to say it is complete spam. >.> Just agitates me thinking about it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 17:35:30


At 7/30/08 05:05 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Hey guys, don't mistake this for advertising, but me and Corky just finished our flash, which is why I've been a bit inactive for the past few days.

It is doing well, has an "Awesome" score, and with a bit of luck, it might get an award. Check it out if you have time.

Sorry I wasn't there to get a point from it, but I will 5 it up so increase your chance of clinching that Daily Top 5 award.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 19:22:10


At 7/30/08 05:30 PM, sinskae wrote: Sirs, I have here a new piglet face, and I have to say it is complete spam. >.> Just agitates me thinking about it.

I blammed it but it still passed . Why is it being mass voted?, also another one of his flashes is downright racist .It should have been flagged i think it called Pigletface V11, its very racist did you see the face?, its digustiing. Can you get it removed. I think the other author is him hes, using mass voting his alts no doubt. Its plain spam something which should not pass, but does its wrong. What can you do though. Here is the flash http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 0548


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 19:26:52


Yeah.. those should definetly be destroyed. Who is allowing these to pass? Most forum users probably blam them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 21:29:34


Good evening to you all. You might remember me asking to join as a guardsmen on page 945 ( I don't recall if I was ever formally accepted for that or not ).
Anyways, I reached the rank of Private earlier today and would now like to apply for a full membership here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 22:17:47


Discussion period of IzzyDude has ended. Majority consensus was that you need to improve post and review quality before being ready for the Barracks.

We're not just a bunch of guys (and gals) with loads of B/P and functional whistles...we have to be the most responsible posters and reviewers on the site. The number of short/one-liners you've got doesn't cut it. Every post and review doesn't have to be an essay, but the majority of them have to be thoughtful and significantly contribute to the thread (not just posting for the sake of posting). If you improve in these categories, you're free to re-apply in the future.


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was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-30 22:28:27


At 7/30/08 09:29 PM, rahurobotick wrote: Good evening to you all. You might remember me asking to join as a guardsmen on page 945 ( I don't recall if I was ever formally accepted for that or not ).
Anyways, I reached the rank of Private earlier today and would now like to apply for a full membership here.

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I (or my superiors) will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

Barracks members can go to the appropriate thread at our forums for discussion (must be signed in to view/post). Speak now or forever hold your peace.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 07:05:13


Sir stolen flash moviehttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/vi ew/451491 from here http://www.dailyfreegames.com/flash/adve nture-games/prince-of-thomond.html His comments are funny, and he only signed up today. Salutes!


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 12:47:11


Kinda slow in here.

At 7/30/08 12:12 PM, sinskae wrote:
At 7/30/08 10:11 AM, Phantom wrote: Oh and, I finally got a freaking job. :P It's a graveyard shift office job, kind of like Peter's, only far less. but it's still being paid for sitting in front of a computer.
That sounds better than mine. >.> I have to stand in front of a sink all night. I would much rather be in front of a computer lol.

Heh I've done that before, Applebee's back when I was 17. It sucks but it's money.

I would like to ask something completely random. What is your guys favorite genre of music? I pretty much listen to anything, with the exception of country; for some odd reason I can't stand the stuff.

I pretty much listen to a little bit of everything but mostly enjoy rock. I like very little country and R&B or R&Bish sounding music to me is just very extremely boring. But everything else is cool as long as it sounds good. NIN have been my fav since about '96 or so.

At 7/30/08 12:44 PM, Coop83 wrote:
*Fends off the big stick that pwroftheseagoat is thrashing around with* I've got the day off work as well and little to do on the day after as well :)

But seriously starting to lose interest in b/p...it wouldn't be the first time.
I'm starting to lose interest in posting, it seems... Maybe I'll lose interest in 7th place on this list :P

I hear Windemere is going to be really nice on the 15th...you should go there, get out and enjoy that sunshine! Don't let yourself be *cooped* up inside on your day off! :)

Welcome to Rena.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 12:52:21


At 7/31/08 12:47 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Kinda slow in here.

Things some time slow down. That's when I drop by with a completely useless phrase or sentence. Like so.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 14:01:53


At 7/31/08 12:47 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
At 7/30/08 12:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: *Fends off the big stick that pwroftheseagoat is thrashing around with* I've got the day off work as well and little to do on the day after as well :)

But seriously starting to lose interest in b/p...it wouldn't be the first time.
I'm starting to lose interest in posting, it seems... Maybe I'll lose interest in 7th place on this list :P
I hear Windemere is going to be really nice on the 15th...you should go there, get out and enjoy that sunshine! Don't let yourself be *cooped* up inside on your day off! :)

That's an appaling joke, hang your head in shame!

That and Windmere is about 200 miles from me. I've got some things to be doing. Might go to the gym (Yeah, right :P) and of course there's my girlfriend who will want saving from her father's wrath :P

Welcome to Rena.

Yeah, welcome to Little-Rena. Don't get passing me now, ya hear!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 15:18:01


At 7/30/08 04:43 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 7/29/08 03:30 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
>>> 25 || [ 13648 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
Awesome, NOW WAKE UP!
I am awake, leave me alone, I have actually got the thing into positive numbers for once.

I'm going to poke you until you have at least 200 a week. >=)

At 7/30/08 10:11 AM, Phantom wrote: 26 points to 60 K.

-60 points for 60K.

Nice! I'm 1/6 of the way there. =P

Oh and, I finally got a freaking job. :P It's a graveyard shift office job, kind of like Peter's, only far less. but it's still being paid for sitting in front of a computer.

Well... do you... like it?

At 7/30/08 04:45 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Thankyou although I still find the name for the level Sup. Commander a little strange though, it's like saying "Yo, sup commander!", that's how it always sounds in my head :P

Yo, sup commander! How y' doin today, bro?

Bleh, awful. I thought it was "Super" Commander in the first day of the redesign. =P

At 7/30/08 05:30 PM, sinskae wrote: Sirs, I have here a new piglet face, and I have to say it is complete spam. >.> Just agitates me thinking about it.

*sigh* Those guys don't learn. Wade deleted them once and they keep submitting them. They're going to be deleted again (probably), they're going to whine about them... the spam cycle.

At 7/30/08 07:26 PM, wwhhaatt wrote: Yeah.. those should definetly be destroyed. Who is allowing these to pass? Most forum users probably blam them.

WWhhaatt are you doing here?

At 7/30/08 10:17 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Discussion period of IzzyDude has ended.
At 7/30/08 10:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm.

Slash in business. Not very often these days. =P

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 16:14:44


At 7/31/08 03:18 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Nice! I'm 1/6 of the way there. =P

Keep going.

Well... do you... like it?

You mean...do I like getting paid? Yes, I do.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 19:35:50


At 7/31/08 04:14 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 7/31/08 03:18 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Nice! I'm 1/6 of the way there. =P
Keep going.

Hell, I have to get started. I am not even close to even police lieutenant. I think tonight I am going to stick around and stat whore; it's for the best =) lol

Well... do you... like it?
You mean...do I like getting paid? Yes, I do.

I think we all like getting paid. So what do you do in front of the computer? Play solitaire? (jk)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 19:38:42


Hey I have a question. Is this guy abusive? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 1565

The guys name is Drakendor.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-31 19:52:39


At 7/31/08 07:38 PM, sinskae wrote: Hey I have a question. Is this guy abusive? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 1565

The guys name is Drakendor.

No that's what you'd call a useless review.

At 7/31/08 12:52 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 7/31/08 12:47 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Kinda slow in here.
Things some time slow down. That's when I drop by with a completely useless phrase or sentence. Like so.

Observe the similiarities.

At 7/31/08 02:01 PM, Coop83 wrote: That's an appaling joke, hang your head in shame!

Hehehe, I don't know I thought it was a pretty good one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 00:29:51


At 7/31/08 07:35 PM, sinskae wrote: Hell, I have to get started. I am not even close to even police lieutenant. I think tonight I am going to stick around and stat whore; it's for the best =) lol

Vaya con Dios

I think we all like getting paid. So what do you do in front of the computer? Play solitaire? (jk)

Actually, I take calls from people regarding a late night game show, that they'll never win. It's amazing really, how people spend like 3,000 dollars in just a couple months on making those calls and SMS messages, and get freaked out to win 50 bucks.

My main occupation would be to document complaints, and explain to slow people the rules of the game.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-01 04:54:54


At 7/31/08 07:52 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
At 7/31/08 02:01 PM, Coop83 wrote: That's an appaling joke, hang your head in shame!
Hehehe, I don't know I thought it was a pretty good one.

When you've heard it as many times as I have, it wears incredibly thin!


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