I'll try to make more sense in this post, that apple I was eating had something weird on it. (yeah...)

At 7/28/08 08:51 PM, Corky52 wrote: Well your opinion might just be wrong this time because I have changed my password many times since. ;) Something I might not have included in my post before.

Well, you're safe now.

I would NEVER let someone know my password, especially period.

Just like a job though what happens when you are sick and you can't do it? You call some one in to take your place don't you?

Honestly... no.

If I'm sick or not able to go to my job, I don't go. I'd call my boss and he'd have to understand the situation.

The good thing is: you can't get fired on Newgrounds. ;)

WHATEVER, opinions are different. Also, it doesn't matter that much, does it?

Man.. when your sick they have someone fill in for you.. thats the whole purpose of calling in sick so they can get someone to work in your place. So your job example really didn't work in this situation even though I understand what you meant by it.

At 7/28/08 08:45 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I think the problem is: it's not you. It's not a matter of trust, but it's for the fact that you're not the one depositing. Ahhhhh, it's a complicated thought!

I'm assuming that your qualms with it are rooted in the fact that when you allow someone else to deposit for you, it becomes a collaborative effort rather than a solo effort?

You're right in that respect, but to be honest, the collaboration is barely worth acknowledging ultimately, because the only reason that the other person is required is because you can't be there. There's no skill involved in voting on 5 entries per day, it's simply persistence and will to continue.

In my view, that persistence and will to continue depositing is embodied in the act of requesting someone else to deposit for you for a couple of days, therefore, it's indirectly still *you* depositing, as you set in motion the chain of events that caused your account to have its EXP deposited.

A more philosophical approach, perhaps. And no, it doesn't really matter, but I've had a few drinks this evening and feel like rambling.

Ahhh, even when I try to make sense I can't! Jesus, this classes comeback made my brain melt! =\

At 7/28/08 09:03 PM, Corky52 wrote: Man.. when your sick they have someone fill in for you.. thats the whole purpose of calling in sick so they can get someone to work in your place. So your job example really didn't work in this situation even though I understand what you meant by it.

I know, now that I realised that... I was concerned about it, now I realised that I failed again. I'm great today!

At 7/28/08 09:46 PM, IzzyDude wrote: Permission to enlist?

Just wait until our recruiter Slash drops by. While that, take a look at the EGB Manifesto and the Recruitment Guidelines.

I have a question: are these the correct links to use?

At 7/28/08 09:55 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/28/08 08:45 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I think the problem is: it's not you. It's not a matter of trust, but it's for the fact that you're not the one depositing. Ahhhhh, it's a complicated thought!

I'm assuming that your qualms with it are rooted in the fact that when you allow someone else to deposit for you, it becomes a collaborative effort rather than a solo effort?

Yeah, I guess.

Stuff
A more philosophical approach, perhaps. And no, it doesn't really matter, but I've had a few drinks this evening and feel like rambling.

I had an apple and now I have a stomach-ache. LOADS OF FUN!

Sorry for the non-sensing. I'll try not to repeat that.

*Salutes*

At 7/28/08 10:37 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 7/28/08 09:55 PM, NEVR wrote: Stuff

STUFF?

Now I feel like my semi-drunken ramblings weren't even worth the effort. ;_;

RohantheBarbarian has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome to the team, heh.

First thing you should do is register at the Barracks forums, so I can validate you and you can access the entire forums, including voting/discussion future recruits.

At 7/28/08 09:46 PM, IzzyDude wrote: Permission to enlist?

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I (or my superiors) will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

Barracks members can go to the appropriate thread and voice any questions/comments/concerns. You must be logged in to view/post/vote. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

What the hell is with the sudden influx of new recruits...? Maybe it's because it's summertime ATM, I dunno. We're running out of space on the second half of the roster, though... again.

At 7/28/08 11:57 PM, NEVR wrote: What the hell is with the sudden influx of new recruits...? Maybe it's because it's summertime ATM, I dunno. We're running out of space on the second half of the roster, though... again.

Looks like their might have to be more posts then just two after awhile. The third one may be a little empty though is the only problem.

At 7/28/08 11:57 PM, NEVR wrote: What the hell is with the sudden influx of new recruits...? Maybe it's because it's summertime ATM, I dunno. We're running out of space on the second half of the roster, though... again.

That's funny, because of the summertime, I've become more busy with work and school/future issues and family and junk, but when school time rolls around I tend to be more free. LoL time for more roster ideas

At 7/28/08 11:57 PM, NEVR wrote: What the hell is with the sudden influx of new recruits...? Maybe it's because it's summertime ATM, I dunno. We're running out of space on the second half of the roster, though... again.

I hate summer time, it's too hot to do a lot, I don't even like posting in the summer, lolol. I've actually been looking to join for a while, I could just never quite understand the registration process before so I never posted to join.

Atleast there is some wind today though, means opening the windows actually does something.

At 7/28/08 11:51 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: RohantheBarbarian has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome to the team, heh.

Thank you for accepting me, and I'll try my best not to disappoint!

First thing you should do is register at the Barracks forums, so I can validate you and you can access the entire forums, including voting/discussion future recruits.

Will do asap.

At 7/29/08 02:45 AM, Pinoyguy75 wrote: That's funny, because of the summertime, I've become more busy with work and school/future issues and family and junk, but when school time rolls around I tend to be more free. LoL time for more roster ideas

I'm just working on the assumption that most Newgrounders are at school / college, which would mean that summertime would naturally come with a boost in activity levels (for the most part). Obviously there's discrepancies in my far-from-airtight theory in this instance, though ;P

Good to see you around though, dude. You haven't dropped by in a while.

At 7/29/08 05:23 AM, Little-Rena wrote: I hate summer time, it's too hot to do a lot, I don't even like posting in the summer, lolol.

I don't like being on the internet loads in summer either, but it's only recently that the weather has actually gotten summery here, so I've been around a fair bit lately.

I've actually been looking to join for a while, I could just never quite understand the registration process before so I never posted to join.

Fair. I was thinking of joining ages before I actually joined, too, but I wanted to increase my B/P rank a little. I eventually joined when I was a Praporshchik.

Back then of course, the process of joining was much simpler, in that you only needed the thumbs up from Slash to be allowed in. This all changed once a few potentially bad recruits NEARLY slipped through the net, which is why we now collaborate with our info on the various applicants, so that Slash can make a more informed decision.

Atleast there is some wind today though, means opening the windows actually does something.

Last night it rained like a bitch here. Had to let my dog out in the rain before going to bed, and he decided that he enjoyed the rain enough to REALLY take his time, whilst I was standing there in a t-shirt shivering my ass off.

I was away on vacation from Fri-Mon and the portal still seems sloppy as always...

I was browsing through looking if a mod or a good flash artist had submitted anything and guess what I found? Territory WAR Online

At 7/29/08 09:09 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/29/08 02:45 AM, Pinoyguy75 wrote: That's funny, because of the summertime, I've become more busy with work and school/future issues and family and junk, but when school time rolls around I tend to be more free. LoL time for more roster ideas

I'm just working on the assumption that most Newgrounders are at school / college, which would mean that summertime would naturally come with a boost in activity levels (for the most part). Obviously there's discrepancies in my far-from-airtight theory in this instance, though ;P

Good to see you around though, dude. You haven't dropped by in a while.

I know! I try to drop by, but with my summertime job and transitioning through some school issues, I just feel like depositing and whenever I drop by here I don't feel like contributing to the conversation. I guess with school I'm more active bc I have to work/study hard, but with my summer job, its like I just wanna chill, but I'm almost over with that and I'm about to go on vacation to my bro's, so I can start coming by here some more. NIce to see the jump in membership though. I try to check up every now and then, but have I missed anything important?

At 7/29/08 11:45 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: I was browsing through looking if a mod or a good flash artist had submitted anything and guess what I found? Territory WAR Online

That game is awesome, me and my friends always challenge each other on it. I haven't played in a while though.... been playing a lot of StarCraft lmao

At 7/29/08 01:11 PM, Pinoyguy75 wrote: I try to check up every now and then, but have I missed anything important?

Nah, not really. Things are just sailing along as usual, except for the sudden boost in members. Our private forums are slightly more active these days, though, thanks largely to Little-Rena taking an interest in them. :)

Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 29nd 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

Well due to max character limits NEVR and I decided to take the Guardsmen off the list for the time being until we figure out exactly what we are going to do. But no worries you are still a part of the Barracks and will be back on the list at some point.

I thought it would be fun to see, this roster marks me as being a top gainer for 20 weeks in a row, how many total B/Ps I have gotten since I was first on the roster as a new member on page 871 . 11,066 B/Ps, thats pretty cool.

Enjoy the update guys!
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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 957,547 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,816 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Difference: 0 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 3 (6.5%)
Pvt. First Class: 3 (6.5%)
Corporal: 2 (4.3%)
Sergeant: 2 (4.3%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (8.7%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (8.7%)
Sgt. Major: 2 (4.3%)
Praporshchik: 2 (4.3%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.3%)
Captain: 0 (0%)
Major: 3 (6.5%)
Colonel: 1 (2.2%)
Brig. General: 2 (4.3%)
Lt. General: 1 (2.2%)
General: 2 (4.3%)
Commander: 1 (2.2%)
EGSC: 14 (30.4%)

Most frequent rank: EGSC
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Little-Rena, RohantheBarbarian
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

Mendou - Colonel
Corky52 - Praporshchik

Other B/P Milestones:

Mendou - 15,000 saves

:::End of post #1:::

Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 627
Joshiwa - 487
Corky52 - 458
Mendou - 443
NEVR - 410

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (20), Metal-Therapy (3), Corky52 (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (17.9), NEVR (13.7), Corky52 (13.3)
Random word: Memories
____________________

All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61829 ] || [ 021 ] || [ 03.0 ] || [ 00.6 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 60198 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 07.1 - ] || BlueHippo, EGSC
>>> 03 || [ 59947 ] || [ 306 ] || [ 43.7 ] || [ 07.8 - ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 04 || [ 57107 ] || [ 164 ] || [ 23.4 ] || [ 05.7+ ] || Seamonky, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 45901 ] || [ 048 ] || [ 06.9 ] || [ 01.6+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 44009 ] || [ 289 ] || [ 41.0 ] || [ 17.9+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 42737 ] || [ 266 ] || [ 38.0 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || Coop83, EGSC
>>> 08 || [ 37795 ] || [ 020 ] || [ 02.9 ] || [ 02.9+ ] || EagleRock, EGSC
>>> 09 || [ 36331 ] || [ 267 ] || [ 38.1 ] || [ 10.8 - ] || PenguinLink, EGSC
>>> 10 || [ 35306 ] || [ 246 ] || [ 35.1 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || Idiot-Finder, EGSC
>>> 11 || [ 34790 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Little-Rena, EGSC
>>> 12 || [ 34144 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, EGSC
>>> 13 || [ 30306 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, EGSC
>>> 14 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, EGSC
>>> 15 || [ 26945 ] || [ 487 ] || [ 69.9 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || Joshiwa, Commander
>>> 16 || [ 24430 ] || [ 040 ] || [ 05.7 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || Shanus, General
>>> 17 || [ 23728 ] || [ 042 ] || [ 06.0 ] || [ 00.7 - ] || bifgis, General
>>> 18 || [ 22770 ] || [ 410 ] || [ 58.6 ] || [ 13.7+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General
>>> 19 || [ 20282 ] || [ 012 ] || [ 01.7 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 21 || [ 17666 ] || [ 443 ] || [ 63.3 ] || [ 12.9+ ] || Mendou, Colonel
>>> 22 || [ 17194 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.6 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 23 || [ 17400 ] || [ 337 ] || [ 48.1 ] || [ 18.8 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 24 || [ 17568 ] || [ 627 ] || [ 89.6 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Metal-Therapy, Major
>>> 25 || [ 13648 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 26 || [ 11889 ] || [ 284 ] || [ 40.6 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 27 || [ 11313 ] || [ 458 ] || [ 65.4 ] || [ 13.3+ ] || Corky52, Praporshchik
>>> 28 || [ 10561 ] || [ 005 ] || [ 00.7 ] || [ 01.6 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 29 || [ 09249 ] || [ 006 ] || [ 00.9 ] || [ 08.7 - ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 08923 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 01.2+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 31 || [ 08918 ] || [ 007 ] || [ 01.0 ] || [ 00.6 - ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 32 || [ 08248 ] || [ 049 ] || [ 07.0 ] || [ 04.9+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 33 || [ 07797 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 07517 ] || [ 005 ] || [ 00.7 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 07249 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 05618 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 01.6+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 05215 ] || [ 024 ] || [ 03.4 ] || [ 01.4+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 04849 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 02.7 - ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 40 || [ 04653 ] || [ 023 ] || [ 03.3 ] || [ 02.4 - ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 41 || [ 03759 ] || [ 079 ] || [ 11.3 ] || [ 04.6+ ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class
>>> 42 || [ 03679 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 43 || [ 03403 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 44 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 45 || [ 02603 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || RohantheBarbarian, Private
>>> 46 || [ 02558 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || puddinN64, Private

Link to previous update.

Update

Sorry Metal and lilhunter, I meant to switch you guys but I have been majorly distracted during this whole update and it took way longer than usual.

At 7/29/08 01:47 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 29nd 2008

HUZZ

Joshiwa's note:

Well due to max character limits NEVR and I decided to take the Guardsmen off the list for the time being until we figure out exactly what we are going to do. But no worries you are still a part of the Barracks and will be back on the list at some point.

Yes. Any Guardsmen who feel annoyed about this can send me a PM to express their feelings, and I'll break the situation down for you. Don't complain here like someone did last time I had to do this.

11,066 B/Ps, thats pretty cool.

More than me, I've only gotten around 10,500 since I joined.

Enjoy the update guys!

NOES

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 957,547 B/P

Less than 50k to go now until the hallowed 1 million. Pretty cool, seems we're doing well.

Average B/P per member: 20,816 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Staying ahead of the average rank still. Thank god that RohantheBarbarian joined to even out Little-Rena's EGSCness. If he hadn't, the average rank may have gone up. :/

Total B/P gain this week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Difference: 0 B/P gain since last week

LOL? Seriously? That's pretty cool actually.

Rank distributions:

EGSC: 14 (30.4%)

14 now... man we're so hot.

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Little-Rena, RohantheBarbarian

WELCOME. Enjoy your stay, there's a complimentary mint on your pillow.

Promotions:

Mendou - Colonel
Corky52 - Praporshchik

Gratz, especially for Mendou, as you finally reached your favourite rank. Good show.

Other B/P Milestones:

Mendou - 15,000 saves

Gratz again.

Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 627
Joshiwa - 487
Corky52 - 458
Mendou - 443
NEVR - 410

Fuck, a 410 weekly and I'm only 5th highest gainer? I miss the good old days. Still, at least I'm on the list this week. Probably won't be next week.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (20)

Crazy sonuvabitch. Congrats. I STILL HAVE 2nd PLACE WITH 13 IN A ROW. ;_;

Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (17.9), NEVR (13.7), Corky52 (13.3)

Oh yeahhhh

Random word: Memories

Thanks for the

All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 15 || [ 26945 ] || [ 487 ] || [ 69.9 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || Joshiwa, Commander

Powerhouse, powering away.

>>> 16 || [ 24430 ] || [ 040 ] || [ 05.7 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || Shanus, General

What your anus, Shanus, because I'm coming up behind you with a million sexual innuendos.

>>> 17 || [ 23728 ] || [ 042 ] || [ 06.0 ] || [ 00.7 - ] || bifgis, General

The gap between us is now below the 1,000 mark, at a sensual 958. I've closed the gap between us by 7,793 B/P since I joined the EGB. WATCH OUT BIFGIS, IMMA COMIN' FOR YA.

>>> 18 || [ 22770 ] || [ 410 ] || [ 58.6 ] || [ 13.7+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General

Good pace.

>>> 19 || [ 20282 ] || [ 012 ] || [ 01.7 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General

Casualty is back now, but Stero seems to still be AWOL. :(

>>> 21 || [ 17666 ] || [ 443 ] || [ 63.3 ] || [ 12.9+ ] || Mendou, Colonel
>>> 22 || [ 17568 ] || [ 627 ] || [ 89.6 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel +2
>>> 23 || [ 17194 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.6 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || aldlv, Major -1
>>> 24 || [ 17400 ] || [ 337 ] || [ 48.1 ] || [ 18.8 - ] || lilhunter03, Major -1

Fixed ;P

Thanks for doing the update this week man. Back to me for next week I suppose.

At 7/29/08 02:05 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/29/08 01:47 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Enjoy the update guys!

NOES

YOU BASTARD

EGB Total B/P: 957,547 B/P

Less than 50k to go now until the hallowed 1 million. Pretty cool, seems we're doing well.

We just need another EGSC or a couple more months.

Total B/P gain this week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Difference: 0 B/P gain since last week

LOL? Seriously? That's pretty cool actually.

Seriously, I recounted a few times to make sure, we sure are consistent guys. Some of you guys need to pick up the slack GOSH DARNIT

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (20)

Crazy sonuvabitch. Congrats. I STILL HAVE 2nd PLACE WITH 13 IN A ROW. ;_;

Well no worries because I can pretty much guarantee I am not going to be a top gainer next week.

Random word: Memories

Thanks for the

MEMORIES wwoooaaahhhhh

>>> 21 || [ 17666 ] || [ 443 ] || [ 63.3 ] || [ 12.9+ ] || Mendou, Colonel
>>> 22 || [ 17568 ] || [ 627 ] || [ 89.6 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel +2
>>> 23 || [ 17400 ] || [ 337 ] || [ 48.1 ] || [ 18.8 - ] || lilhunter03, Major +1
>>> 24 || [ 17194 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.6 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || aldlv, Major -2

Fixed ;P

Now fixed, c'mon you know I had to be an asshole just because I can even though its my fault. :P

Thanks for doing the update this week man. Back to me for next week I suppose.

yerp

At 7/29/08 01:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 627
Joshiwa - 487
Corky52 - 458
Mendou - 443
NEVR - 410

Nice, two weeks in a row, but I hope I can keep it up for awhile.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (20), Metal-Therapy (3), Corky52 (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (17.9), NEVR (13.7), Corky52 (13.3)

Great.

>>> 26 || [ 11889 ] || [ 284 ] || [ 40.6 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 27 || [ 11313 ] || [ 458 ] || [ 65.4 ] || [ 13.3+ ] || Corky52, Praporshchik

Oh man. So close, but yet so far.

Thanks for the update!

* Salutes *

At 7/29/08 01:54 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Update

Sorry Metal and lilhunter, I meant to switch you guys but I have been majorly distracted during this whole update and it took way longer than usual.

No problem. ;) Thanks for the update Joshiwa.

First night of work was last night and my pace has already taken a little hit. :/ It turns out I'm only working 4 days a week, though. So it wont be as bad as I thought. lol

At 7/29/08 01:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 06 || [ 44009 ] || [ 289 ] || [ 41.0 ] || [ 17.9+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 42737 ] || [ 266 ] || [ 38.0 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || Coop83, EGSC

Thanks for the update, Josh. Nice work.

The yo-yo effect between myself and Sea Goat continues. Tough week for me with two days at just over 10B/P each, but this week should be better now :)

At 7/29/08 01:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 01 || [ 61829 ] || [ 021 ] || [ 03.0 ] || [ 00.6 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 60198 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 07.1 - ] || BlueHippo, EGSC

Yes, that's good progress. Keep it up, really.

>>> 03 || [ 59947 ] || [ 306 ] || [ 43.7 ] || [ 07.8 - ] || Phantom, EGSC

Now only 40 points away from 60 K, officially enough for my pen...profile, to contain two EGSCs :P

At 7/28/08 10:55 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/28/08 10:37 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 7/28/08 09:55 PM, NEVR wrote: Stuff

STUFF?

Now I feel like my semi-drunken ramblings weren't even worth the effort. ;_;

To be honest, philosophy isn't what I'm into anymore, because our teacher left and he was the best teacher ever. Our new teacher is just plain crazy. Sorry for that, dude.

At 7/28/08 11:57 PM, NEVR wrote: What the hell is with the sudden influx of new recruits...? Maybe it's because it's summertime ATM, I dunno. We're running out of space on the second half of the roster, though... again.

I still think someone is working behind the curtains and doesn't want to appear. You know, to not take credit for those things. SHOW UP, PERSON!

At 7/29/08 01:47 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 29nd 2008

Thanks for the update, Josh-man!

Joshiwa's note:

Well due to max character limits NEVR and I decided to take the Guardsmen off the list for the time being until we figure out exactly what we are going to do. But no worries you are still a part of the Barracks and will be back on the list at some point.

Oh my, the guardsmen are always the ones to suffer in the lack of space. =\

Well, what I can suggest is: stop using so much HTML tags on your posts. It's does look damn great, but in the lack of space, that's one of the things I could think of.

Also, you can make the second post with ONLY the list, moving the top gainers &etc to the first post. It would look weird at first, but it would save some space for more members.

Just throwing ideas out of my mind.

I thought it would be fun to see, this roster marks me as being a top gainer for 20 weeks in a row, how many total B/Ps I have gotten since I was first on the roster as a new member on page 871 . 11,066 B/Ps, thats pretty cool.

You machine! MACHIIIIIIIINE!

Dude, have I ever told you that I love machines? =)

Enjoy the update guys!

I'll try to. =P

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 957,547 B/P

We're getting there...

Total B/P gain this week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Difference: 0 B/P gain since last week

...

wtf

Rank distributions:
Praporshchik: 2 (4.3%)

ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZ... huh, what?

Oh, hi Corky! Welcome to my (not anymore) lonely office! How are you today, officer?

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Little-Rena, RohantheBarbarian

HELLO.

Promotions:

Mendou - Colonel
Corky52 - Praporshchik

Congratulations!

Other B/P Milestones:

Mendou - 15,000 saves

Half-way to the top of the mountain, sir! Now CLIIIIIIIMMMMMB!

At 7/29/08 01:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote: The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 627
Joshiwa - 487
Corky52 - 458
Mendou - 443
NEVR - 410

... I don't know when I'll even be here again. I guess I'll have to PUSH if I want to be here again!

Congrats, average-risers! =)

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (20), Metal-Therapy (3), Corky52 (2)

*fireworks*

JOSHIWA REACHES 20 WEEKS IN A ROW!!!

Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (17.9), NEVR (13.7), Corky52 (13.3)

I never really know what to say here. =\

Random word: Memories

As odd as it may seen, I've been remembering a LOT of things this week that happened to me in 2005, the best year ever.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 15 || [ 26945 ] || [ 487 ] || [ 69.9 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || Joshiwa, Commander

lol 69

=P

>>> 21 || [ 17666 ] || [ 443 ] || [ 63.3 ] || [ 12.9+ ] || Mendou, Colonel
>>> 22 || [ 17194 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.6 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 23 || [ 17400 ] || [ 337 ] || [ 48.1 ] || [ 18.8 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 24 || [ 17568 ] || [ 627 ] || [ 89.6 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

Mendou still keeps the lead , but he's under threat by Metal Therapy, which has ran slower than last week, but still manages incredible paces. While that, aldlv felt behind, and when lilhunter was celebrating he got overtaken by MT. aldlv announced his return from his trip to a secret place, but will his crazy B/P return as well? Will Mendou hold MT for one more roster?

Stay tuned.

>>> 25 || [ 13648 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant

Awesome, NOW WAKE UP!

>>> 26 || [ 11889 ] || [ 284 ] || [ 40.6 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik

40 again? Fucking roller-coaster!

>>> 27 || [ 11313 ] || [ 458 ] || [ 65.4 ] || [ 13.3+ ] || Corky52, Praporshchik

...

Oh well...

Thanks again for the roster, Josh-man!

At 7/29/08 02:05 PM, NEVR wrote: HUZZ

AH!

Total B/P gain this week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Difference: 0 B/P gain since last week

LOL? Seriously? That's pretty cool actually.

That's something we don't see everyday.

New to the list this week: Little-Rena, RohantheBarbarian

WELCOME. Enjoy your stay, there's a complimentary mint on your pillow.

For Private Rohan, there's a whole box for Little-Rena.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (20)

Crazy sonuvabitch. Congrats. I STILL HAVE 2nd PLACE WITH 13 IN A ROW. ;_;

I never got to be on this list at all (though I should have)...

BWAAAAAA!

Top 3 biggest average rises: pwroftheseagoat (17.9), NEVR (13.7), Corky52 (13.3)

Oh yeahhhh

Well, you only know what to say here when you ARE here. Other than that, just some random congratulation.

At 7/29/08 02:57 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 7/29/08 01:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 26 || [ 11889 ] || [ 284 ] || [ 40.6 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 27 || [ 11313 ] || [ 458 ] || [ 65.4 ] || [ 13.3+ ] || Corky52, Praporshchik

Oh man. So close, but yet so far.

Competition, you say?

Hmm, I'm ready, baby!

At 7/29/08 03:05 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: First night of work was last night and my pace has already taken a little hit. :/ It turns out I'm only working 4 days a week, though. So it wont be as bad as I thought. lol

Oh yeah, it won't be THAT bad. Only a slacking pace of... 79 B/P a day, eh? =P

*Salutes*

At 7/29/08 01:47 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Average B/P per member: 20,816 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

We must get this rank up to Sup. Commander! Ahaha, I do like how I am right in at 11th and maybe I can break into the top 10 at some point or maybe even fall if I'm not careful.

Today is looking like quite a slow day in the portal, so I guess I'll be sticking around the BBS somewhat, maybe find something decent in the General section to post in. Been trying to improve my posting quality.

Wow, kinda nice to see my name up there on the roster.

Anyway guys, sorry I haven't posted much of anything today. Corky52 and I are working on a little flash project which should be out tomorrow. I'll let you all know when it is submitted.

At 7/29/08 03:30 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Stay tuned.

XD I always love reading your narrations, Sir-Nuts. You always make it so exciting! ;p

Oh yeah, it won't be THAT bad. Only a slacking pace of... 79 B/P a day, eh? =P

Eh, you'll see it drop by more than that once things start to even out a bit. I'll be happy with a 50 a day pace once things get settled... :/
Still more than enough to keep moving up, though. :)

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 7/29/08 04:29 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 7/29/08 01:47 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Average B/P per member: 20,816 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

We must get this rank up to Sup. Commander! Ahaha, I do like how I am right in at 11th and maybe I can break into the top 10 at some point or maybe even fall if I'm not careful.

It's going to be hard, since so many new recruits are coming that are below the Brig. General rank. I'm trying my best to make it higher!

Today is looking like quite a slow day in the portal, so I guess I'll be sticking around the BBS somewhat, maybe find something decent in the General section to post in. Been trying to improve my posting quality.

There are some UJ submissions right now, I voted on every single one that came since 14:00. I gained about 30 B/P already.

At 7/29/08 04:30 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Wow, kinda nice to see my name up there on the roster.

Oh yeah.

Anyway guys, sorry I haven't posted much of anything today. Corky52 and I are working on a little flash project which should be out tomorrow. I'll let you all know when it is submitted.

Don't count my review. I haven't reviewed something in ages...

At 7/29/08 04:32 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 7/29/08 03:30 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Stay tuned.

XD I always love reading your narrations, Sir-Nuts. You always make it so exciting! ;p

Really? I thought you guys were about to tell me to shut up!

Well, you're saying that because you're almost leading the race. ;)

Oh yeah, it won't be THAT bad. Only a slacking pace of... 79 B/P a day, eh? =P

Eh, you'll see it drop by more than that once things start to even out a bit. I'll be happy with a 50 a day pace once things get settled... :/
Still more than enough to keep moving up, though. :)

50 isn't bad comparing to my constant 40. I'll try harder this week.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

*Salutes*