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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 17:26:46


At 7/26/08 04:58 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: The poor user had his account hacked its been sorted, now. If anyone gets the pm dont click the link salutes!.

Yeah, I got one of those PM's the other day. Of course I didn't click the link as I heard all about that 4chan fandango thing. The account was hacked? I did not know that.
Well, on another note, I'll be getting Colonel tomorrow. :D My job starts Monday, so I guess I'll just have to wait and see what kind of pace I'm able to get...
I've also still got like 15+ reviews to do for the RRC that are due by some point tomorrow. :/ That list is pretty horrid, I'll certainly be pleased when I finish with that. If not by tonight, I'll finish it up early tomorrow afternoon. :P

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 18:10:08


to wait and see what kind of pace I'm able to get...

I've also still got like 15+ reviews to do for the RRC that are due by some point tomorrow. :/ That list is pretty horrid, I'll certainly be pleased when I finish with that. If not by tonight, I'll finish it up early tomorrow afternoon. :P

*Salutes*

You got quite a job ahead of you, i found that if you do in small doses its fine. I got 2 audios left the longer ones ,i left intil last. I have got four flashs reviews, and 1 game left then i done. 15 left why did you leave it for so long?!. Sorry you got a task ahead of you. Some people and have done them all like Corky52. Still next weeks list better ,only 14 ,i think better then 27 a bit much.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 18:19:06


At 7/26/08 06:10 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:
You got quite a job ahead of you, i found that if you do in small doses its fine. I got 2 audios left the longer ones ,i left intil last. I have got four flashs reviews, and 1 game left then i done.

Yeah, I had been trying to do them methodically all week, but I was a bit on the lazy side at times. :P I did quite a few during the week, but with a list like that "quite a few" still leaves a lot undone for the weekend.

15 left why did you leave it for so long?!. Sorry you got a task ahead of you.

Believe me I know. lol I can put 'em out when I'm pressed, though, so I'm not too worried about not finishing.

Still next weeks list better ,only 14 ,i think better then 27 a bit much.

I agree, 27 audios was a bit on the crazy side. The activity has seemed to slow at least a little as of late, which I am honestly grateful for. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 18:29:38


At 7/26/08 06:19 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:
I agree, 27 audios was a bit on the crazy side. The activity has seemed to slow at least a little as of late, which I am honestly grateful for. :P

I'm very happy because I don't have the wireless internet access like I did, but it won't be long till I'm back in college so I only have to survive for a little longer before I will be able to get them all done without much problem again.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 23:27:28


I said Newgrounds sucks and left for a year and a half.

I'm not coming back. Just dropping by and seeing if anyone remembers me, which no one does. That sucks.


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 23:41:38


At 7/26/08 11:27 PM, HomerDough wrote: I said Newgrounds sucks and left for a year and a half.
I'm not coming back. Just dropping by and seeing if anyone remembers me, which no one does. That sucks.

I remember, not all is lost. Still, good luck in real life and all.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 01:27:34


At 7/26/08 05:27 AM, Phantom wrote: I'd B/P more, but being drunk kind of takes away my ability to judge wisely. Also, I'm sick...

Ouch, that's pretty bad. I tried B/Ping while I was sick. I didn't work very well, because some Flashes were so bad that they gave me constant headaches and sneezes.

At 7/26/08 07:50 AM, Little-Rena wrote: I only B/P when I'm not doing anything else now, I've nothing to reach so there's no point going out of the way to find time to vote on everything I can. I generally only pick the titles that look intresting to me now, then vote on those. Then go and look at the others if it's a slow day, I'm trying to work on posting more and finding stuff to review but my motivation for such is way down, it's too hot for me to think, lmao.

Well, I try to B/P whenever the computer is turned on. =)

Sometimes, when I'm in a rush, I have to do the "Clock Day strategy", which is to watch the flash until you get an idea of it. To clear things, it doesn't happen ofter, OK?

At 7/26/08 11:27 PM, HomerDough wrote: I said Newgrounds sucks and left for a year and a half.

Alright then. But... why did you rant about it? Just curious again...

I'm not coming back. Just dropping by and seeing if anyone remembers me, which no one does. That sucks.

Phantom does and probably Slash too. Most of our older members aren't here anymore... =(
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YOUR LOVE IS LIKE
A ROLLER-COASTER, BABY, BABY

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 05:53:49


Gazkull o da WAAAGH!!! REPORTIN FER DUTIE sir i have 3 months under mi belt

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 08:18:44


At 7/27/08 05:53 AM, Gazkull wrote: Gazkull o da WAAAGH!!! REPORTIN FER DUTIE sir i have 3 months under mi belt

Doesn't matter if you have three decades under your belt, you don't got a single blam/save point. Only those of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P) can apply for the Barracks.

Also, we kind of like...well, intelligence.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 08:20:25


At 7/27/08 05:53 AM, Gazkull wrote: Gazkull o da WAAAGH!!! REPORTIN FER DUTIE sir i have 3 months under mi belt

Dear applicant. The Elite Guard Barracks is not really that much into role play, your entry to the club and your rank is based on your posting habits and behavior, but mainly, you're rank in the Blam/Protection part of Newgrounds. You need 2,500 points to join our club, once you are in the "police" ranks, you may join the NGPD, which you will find here on the Clubs & Crews section (C&C) section of the BBS.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 14:26:14


Hey guys, I was wondering if I could join your ranks here at the EGB?

I have just ranked up to Private, and currently have a Gold whistle. I was a fairly active member of the NGPD, and (I think) today is my last day on probation for NGDD membership.

If you feel that my post quality is an issue then let me know and I will endeavour to remedy that where possible.

Thank you, and I hope you will accept my application for membership.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 14:29:04


At 7/27/08 02:26 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

Thank you, and I hope you will accept my application for membership.

I would but it's not up to me, I'm sure you'll make it in though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 15:22:23


At 7/27/08 02:26 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Thank you, and I hope you will accept my application for membership.

I just lurk here now, but I'm sure it will be no problem, once Slash awakens from his demonic nap, or whatever he does, he'll post. Good luck.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 16:46:24


At 7/27/08 01:27 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Sometimes, when I'm in a rush, I have to do the "Clock Day strategy", which is to watch the flash until you get an idea of it. To clear things, it doesn't happen ofter, OK?

I miss a lot of flash on Clock Day, I get so into a really good submission that I don't refresh the portal, nevermind though right, what's a few points to me. Though it would have ment reaching Supreme Commander a little eariler if I blind voted every past Clock Day flash.

YOUR LOVE IS LIKE
A ROLLER-COASTER, BABY, BABY

I don't think this is a fun Roller-Coaster is it? ;P

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 19:09:54


Well all the lists done for RRC cant belive i done them all. Now waiting for this weeks list. I noticed that the latest Illwillpress flash Squirrel Song 6 taking ,a bashing from critics. Hate to say i agree with some of the comments ,about the cartoon not changing. I love the Foamy cartoons done get me wrong, but the look never changes. Although that can be a good thing, as when in my opinion. When TheSwain changed Blockhead look its seeemed ,to lose the magic. The clockCrew do make effforts to improve the look Why does Illwillpress never respnd to his commentd?, does he not care about his fans?. Make you wonder. I saw a amazing flash yesterday, by ZeckeySpaceyLizard about mass flashes. It was a real eye opener. I love Foamy the latest is good. I just wish they are as funny as they were before.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 19:17:46


a amazing flash yesterday, by ZeckeySpaceyLizard about mass flashes. It was a real eye opener. I love Foamy the latest is good. I just wish they are as funny as they were before.

Please take some of my comment back i love Foamy ,and im sorry for slagging him off . I just like Foamy ones better, then the Squirrel Songs 6 one. I guess whats get me is then unlike TheSwain ,who actually reponds to people comments and cares about his fans. Illwiilpress seem to be absent as such.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-27 22:59:32


At 7/27/08 02:26 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Hey guys, I was wondering if I could join your ranks here at the EGB?

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I (or my superiors) will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

All Barracks members can go to the appropriate discussion thread (must be logged in to view/vote/post). Speak now or forever hold your peace.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 13:30:53


Hey, I have returned after my 5 days off- duty. Thank you to Corky for getting my points while I was gone. I am now level 14!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 13:50:46


Well, I just got Colonel last night. I can't wait to hit 20K, I'm finally starting to feel like that ultimate goal is becoming reachable. :P

At 7/27/08 01:27 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
YOUR LOVE IS LIKE
A ROLLER-COASTER, BABY, BABY
At 7/27/08 04:46 PM, Little-Rena wrote:
I don't think this is a fun Roller-Coaster is it? ;P

My roller coaster R super lame. :'(

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 14:41:24


At 7/28/08 01:50 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Well, I just got Colonel last night. I can't wait to hit 20K, I'm finally starting to feel like that ultimate goal is becoming reachable. :P

It was always reachable, I wanted to get to it before the redesign though, I liked the last badge then, I don't like it as much anymore, but congrats ;)

At 7/28/08 01:50 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: My roller coaster R super lame. :'(

You're too constant, that's your problem.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 14:54:55


At 7/22/08 01:14 PM, NEVR wrote: >>> 20 || [ 17223 ] || [ 353 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || Mendou, Major +1
>>> 21 || [ 17162 ] || [ 034 ] || [ 04.9 ] || [ 21.0 - ] || aldlv, Major -1
>>> 22 || [ 17063 ] || [ 468 ] || [ 66.9 ] || [ 07.5 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 16941 ] || [ 655 ] || [ 93.6 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

I went on vacations for a week... and now all of them pass me...
damn!

well... ok now i'm back and... well... try to do my best
but is going to be hard to pass them again...

*salute*
/*sorry for small post... XD i just wanted to say hi...*/


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 14:56:21


At 7/28/08 01:30 PM, sinskae wrote: Hey, I have returned after my 5 days off- duty. Thank you to Corky for getting my points while I was gone. I am now level 14!

Your welcome, but I do have to admit that I think I missed a day of depositing. I'm pretty sure I did now that I think about it. Sorry.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 16:40:12


At 7/27/08 04:46 PM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 7/27/08 01:27 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Sometimes, when I'm in a rush, I have to do the "Clock Day strategy", which is to watch the flash until you get an idea of it. To clear things, it doesn't happen ofter, OK?
I miss a lot of flash on Clock Day, I get so into a really good submission that I don't refresh the portal, nevermind though right, what's a few points to me. Though it would have ment reaching Supreme Commander a little eariler if I blind voted every past Clock Day flash.

Last year's Clock Day... I got very surprised when I saw all the Flashes highlighted blue. I thought I got Newgrounds on a very lucky day. But how I was wrong...

YOUR LOVE IS LIKE
A ROLLER-COASTER, BABY, BABY
I don't think this is a fun Roller-Coaster is it? ;P

Depends on your point of view. =)

At 7/28/08 01:30 PM, sinskae wrote: Hey, I have returned after my 5 days off- duty.

Welcome back, soldier!

Thank you to Corky for getting my points while I was gone. I am now level 14!

That's something I still don't agree on: depositing for someone else. I know, lots of people do it... but your account is supposed to be yours!

At 7/28/08 01:50 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Well, I just got Colonel last night. I can't wait to hit 20K, I'm finally starting to feel like that ultimate goal is becoming reachable. :P

Congrats! I have half the B/P points that you have, I think. =|

My roller coaster R super lame. :'(

But you don't want it to fall, do you? =)

At 7/28/08 02:54 PM, aldlv wrote: I went on vacations for a week... and now all of them pass me...
damn!

well... ok now i'm back and... well... try to do my best
but is going to be hard to pass them again...

Go ahead, I'm broadcasting your race to the EGB Radio.

*salute*
/*sorry for small post... XD i just wanted to say hi...*/

Hi!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 16:42:25


Sir unsuitable flash! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 1090 Goatse NSFW a man naked like about five seconds, in also seems racist.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 16:44:22


At 7/28/08 04:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: That's something I still don't agree on: depositing for someone else. I know, lots of people do it... but your account is supposed to be yours!

Just because somebody takes care of your account for a few days whilst you're away, doesn't mean it's not still your account. Personally, I would always opt to get someone to deposit for me when going away on holiday, as I've already missed enough deposits.

I don't see what the problem is, really, as long as you have someone you trust to manage your account for you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 16:54:30


At 7/28/08 04:44 PM, NEVR wrote: I don't see what the problem is, really, as long as you have someone you trust to manage your account for you.

Depends on who you are as well, I'd sooner miss some deposits than give someone my account, I don't like people having my stuff, it's mine, lol. I don't see anything wrong with it though, it does help to trust the person you give it to.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 17:00:50


I've deposited for so many people and never thought that there would be anything wrong with it. I've never had to have anyone else deposit for me though since my girlfriend can do that for me if I needed it. There are a couple of people that I completely trust with my password for a little. I've let yoshi77777 know my password for a little bit and I know a couple of passwords, but I have no reason to tell anyone or let any of their information out.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 19:45:15


I would not want anyone depositing for me as its my account. If it someone you trust then, i guess its up to you. I know when i had a bug last year i got my sister to deposit, for me as i was ill at the time. Thats a rare though i dont let anyone, use my account. I requested a game called Secret To A Long Life on RRC. I look forward to the roster tomorrow.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 20:45:28


At 7/28/08 04:44 PM, NEVR wrote: Just because somebody takes care of your account for a few days whilst you're away, doesn't mean it's not still your account. Personally, I would always opt to get someone to deposit for me when going away on holiday, as I've already missed enough deposits.

Well, I have a different opinion. For me, it's like somebody going to your job. It's not you. It's complicated the way I think... I have a good thought on my mind, but in Portuguese, and I can't translate it right now. Also, I don't think it's the same in other countries... bah, nevermind.

I don't see what the problem is, really, as long as you have someone you trust to manage your account for you.

I think the problem is: it's not you. It's not a matter of trust, but it's for the fact that you're not the one depositing. Ahhhhh, it's a complicated thought!

At 7/28/08 05:00 PM, Corky52 wrote: I've let yoshi77777 know my password...

In my opinion, you're in danger.

Sorry if this post made no sense at all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-28 20:51:49


At 7/28/08 08:45 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
At 7/28/08 05:00 PM, Corky52 wrote: I've let yoshi77777 know my password...
In my opinion, you're in danger.

Well your opinion might just be wrong this time because I have changed my password many times since. ;) Something I might not have included in my post before.

Just like a job though what happens when you are sick and you can't do it? You call some one in to take your place don't you?