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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 13:07:21


At 7/24/08 11:56 AM, Joshiwa wrote:
Now if only we could tell you story to the rest of Newgrounds.

Sadly though some people think that it's impossible for someone to change for the good.

I am sick and tired of so many other users complaining about their whistles and claiming that their is a glitch in the system.

I only thought there was a glitch for a short time and that was because BR put the thought in my head awhile ago in the abusive review thread. I realized there wasn't one when Malachy bit our heads off for assuming it.

I try to tell them over and over that there is nothing wrong and offering to help but they just need to learn that its their own judgment that is wrong, that has the glitch.

Yeah, I even made a guide to try and help them, but apparently people didn't trust me because I had a garbage whistle. Now that I have a better whistle I've had a few people tell me thanks for making it because it was very helpful. Just goes to show you that just because someone has a garbage whistle doesn't mean that they don't know what they are talking about. Sometimes it's just because of something they did in the past.


But alas congrats on getting your whistle up to gold.

Thanks a lot.

* Salutes *

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 13:31:09


At 7/24/08 01:20 PM, Mendou wrote: I don't get why they'd complain in the first place. It's easy to spot out abusive reviews since they just love to be so blatant with it.

People are just morons, basically. Nothing much more to it than that.

I never had a trouble with the whistle system, it isn't broken. People just like to complain about something,

I've never had any real trouble with it either. People like complaining, and scapegoats. "DON'T BLAME ME FOR MY GARBAGE WHISTLE, IT'S A WHISTLE SYSTEM GLITCH"

Really grinds my gears.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 14:35:27


At 7/24/08 02:27 PM, Mendou wrote:
Need to upgrade yours lol

I'll never upgrade mine to Deity -- I think it looks silly ;P

Much prefer the gold whistle, which I've had for nearly 2 years now, IIRC.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 14:38:20


At 7/24/08 02:35 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 7/24/08 02:27 PM, Mendou wrote:
Need to upgrade yours lol
I'll never upgrade mine to Deity -- I think it looks silly ;P

Much prefer the gold whistle, which I've had for nearly 2 years now, IIRC.

Don't lie to us now, just admit you can't flag properly and over time we will forgive you. :P

In other news I hope you gain motivation over your realization about how close you are to getting Commander.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 14:48:20


At 7/24/08 02:38 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Don't lie to us now, just admit you can't flag properly and over time we will forgive you. :P

Why you little...!

Nah, I don't even flag anymore really, except when the odd stolen submission or something comes through the portal. I always liked the Gold whistle too much to bother hanging out in Rage's thread or anything trying to get it up to Deity.

So many people have Deity now, anyway. I like to be a tiny bit different. ;P

In other news I hope you gain motivation over your realization about how close you are to getting Commander.

Yeah, as long as you don't rocket ahead of me like a speeding train towards EGSC. I'm having enough trouble balancing my time on NG with everything that I have going on in life, ATM...

Still, hoping to get EGSC before the year is out, but I dunno exactly how much luck I'll have with that. With my old pace it was feasible, but now it seems like it may well take a bit longer. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 15:23:16


At 7/24/08 02:44 PM, Mendou wrote: Yeah well you're just homosexual and jealous of my better whistle.

CLEVER, because we all know mocking people for a different life style is funny.
I like jokes as much as the next black Down Syndrome Mr.T look alike, but jokes that are true, are not jokes :(


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 15:44:13


At 7/24/08 03:33 PM, Mendou wrote: Whoa, I was just joking around with him. He knows it too.

So am I, can't you get a simple, subtle, joke? Relax, I won't cut your throat.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 15:44:31


At 7/24/08 03:23 PM, Phantom wrote: CLEVER, because we all know mocking people for a different life style is funny.
I like jokes as much as the next black Down Syndrome Mr.T look alike, but jokes that are true, are not jokes :(

Haha, he was just messing around. If I WAS gay then he'd probably call me a heterosexual with an inferior whistle ;P

S'all good in the hood.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 15:44:34


Hey guys you can whistle this one as stolen because he stole the Rick Roll movie without permission. It's annoying anyway.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 0511

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 17:27:44


At 7/24/08 03:44 PM, Corky52 wrote: Hey guys you can whistle this one as stolen because he stole the Rick Roll movie without permission. It's annoying anyway.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 0511

Oh boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 21:03:09


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-24 23:36:11


At 7/24/08 09:03 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 0548

I suppose this could have been flagged as racist, but it still passed.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 02:00:05


The vote was unanimous; Little-Rena is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard.

First thing you should do is sign up at the EGB Forums, so you can contribute to discussions about future recruits and the like.

The recent bump in recruits is awesome, especially with a new EGSC in our ranks. Kick-ass.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 03:22:58


At 7/24/08 08:56 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 7/24/08 08:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: Aargh! Curse you for attacking me and my perfectionism!
No need to be perfect, just better than the next guy and you win (The old, "I don't need to outrun the lion, I need to outrun you") :P

Also good, but I know that I can outrun pretty much everyone in the office. The fact that most of them smoke really helps me in this respect

I never said that I wanted to bite you again. Should the need arise for me to bite you again, I have noted the requirements. It's only a few kB of my memory space :P
Actually, I have an interview for Sunday in an Internet Supplier company, so there's a chance I'll be upgraded and be worth quite a few KB's to bite.

In that case, it would be a case that people would have to byte you :P


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 04:25:19


At 7/25/08 02:00 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: First thing you should do is sign up at the EGB Forums, so you can contribute to discussions about future recruits and the like.

Oh yes I will do that as well as attempt to put some more recent posts onto the forum, it looks like it died a little. I have signed up to the forum, account is just awating validation now, thanks for the unanimous vote.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 08:47:16


At 7/24/08 11:36 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 7/24/08 09:03 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 0548
I suppose this could have been flagged as racist, but it still passed.

I'll have a chat to Wade about that submission when I next go on AIM.

I seriously hate all these Pigletface flashes. People need to stop voting high on them for free saves and actually vote on them based on what they deserve. I ALWAYS give them either a 1 or a 0, which IMO is what they should be getting.

At 7/25/08 02:00 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The vote was unanimous; Little-Rena is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard.

HUZZ!

Welcome aboard man. ;P

The recent bump in recruits is awesome, especially with a new EGSC in our ranks. Kick-ass.

Can't complain, although like I was saying to Joshiwa after I did the roster on Tuesday, we're coming dangerously close to the character per post limit on the second half of the roster again. I'll probably have to snip down the 13 'Supreme Commander' ranks to just 'EGSC' to free up some more space... beyond that, all I can do is remove the ranks after the names completely, but I really don't want to have to do that.

At 7/25/08 04:25 AM, Little-Rena wrote: Oh yes I will do that as well as attempt to put some more recent posts onto the forum, it looks like it died a little.

Yeah, it's pretty slow over there. People mostly only seem to go there when there's a new member in need of discussion. ;_;


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 09:46:28


At 7/25/08 08:47 AM, NEVR wrote: I seriously hate all these Pigletface flashes. People need to stop voting high on them for free saves and actually vote on them based on what they deserve.

A small few though I have watched haven't been all too bad, no real point to the ones I've seen but they looked okay, better than some stuff that gets through. The majority I have seen though aren't that good, I generally 0 them even if they do pass.

At 7/25/08 08:47 AM, NEVR wrote: Yeah, it's pretty slow over there. People mostly only seem to go there when there's a new member in need of discussion. ;_;

Maybe people should start going there to post around it, lol, just a thought since I imagin forums to be used for posting ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 12:46:12


On the subject of our private forums... I know a lot of you don't check out the EGB forums on a regular basis, but please have a look at this thread so that you can spread the word. And do try and look at the watchlist whenever you get the chance.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 16:08:40


Hello there EGB! I'd like to request a position in your ranks as a Guardsmen. Oh and Joshiwa sent me a PM stating that I am eligible, just in case you need to know.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 19:19:06


At 7/25/08 04:08 PM, rahurobotick wrote: Hello there EGB! I'd like to request a position in your ranks as a Guardsmen. Oh and Joshiwa sent me a PM stating that I am eligible, just in case you need to know.

Hello there rahurobotick welcome to EGB, i hope you are accepted. I dont mean to ask but dont you have, to be a private first class, with 2/500 points? Sorry Sir im just curious as i thought that was the requirement. As Josiwa sent you a pm then i must be wrong. SlashFireStorm sent me a pm when i joined back in Febuary. I know its quiet its usually picks ,up on tuesday when there is a roster.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 20:14:28


To join the EGB as a guardsman the requirements are only that you're a member of the NGPD who is genuinely interested in joining the Barracks once the required amount of points has been acquired.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 20:18:25


Anyone remember my traitoring ass?

Here's a hint. Page 689 and 16 months ago.


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-25 20:48:20


At 7/24/08 02:15 AM, Phantom wrote: stuff
Now cut this shit out and return to idle B/P talk. Enough off topic for today.

Ah, thank you. I hate going too off topic.

Well, B/P speaking, my B/P roller-coaster is going to fall today. Yesterday I got on it's peak (50) and today it's going loooow, something like 20... meh, only got home a couple of hours ago.

At 7/24/08 08:08 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 7/23/08 07:56 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: - I can't get drunk, I'm only 14. Also, I hate alcohol.
Yeah, one of my cricketer friends said that - he went to University and discovered Sambuca and he's never been the same since.

Hmm, maybe my liver isn't used with it yet.

At 7/25/08 02:00 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The vote was unanimous; Little-Rena is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard.

Please post the results. We know you want to. ;)

The recent bump in recruits is awesome, especially with a new EGSC in our ranks. Kick-ass.

Someone is working behind the curtains, I think. Nice job... behind the curtain person!

At 7/25/08 04:08 PM, rahurobotick wrote: Hello there EGB! I'd like to request a position in your ranks as a Guardsmen. Oh and Joshiwa sent me a PM stating that I am eligible, just in case you need to know.

HA, Josh is the man behind the curtain!

... right?

OK, back to topic. I see nothing wrong with you. Good posts, nice B/P (even though you haven't got many Blams)...

Hey, do Guardsman get a discussion thread in our forums for allowance or not? I don't remember this happening before...

At 7/25/08 08:18 PM, HomerDough wrote: Anyone remember my traitoring ass?

I wasn't around by then, so I don't remember.

What have you done, anyway? I'm pretty curious about it.

Outta here.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 01:23:37


At 7/25/08 10:26 PM, TheNossinator wrote: Hey guys.

I believe this is stolen.

IT PASSED! Oh noes!

But, hell, the account was created yesterday and it had a common e-mail! Damn!

At 7/25/08 10:34 PM, Mendou wrote: You guys might wanna blow the whistle on this.(For real obvious reasons)

Now this is a different story. Good job.

Also, lets talk about roller-coasters.

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 01:28:30


Sorry guys I was gone all day.

At 7/25/08 04:08 PM, rahurobotick wrote: Hello there EGB! I'd like to request a position in your ranks as a Guardsmen. Oh and Joshiwa sent me a PM stating that I am eligible, just in case you need to know.

I am glad you are interested in joining our Guardsmen ranks, when Slash stops by we can get this finalized.

At 7/25/08 08:18 PM, HomerDough wrote: Anyone remember my traitoring ass?

Here's a hint. Page 689 and 16 months ago.

Hmmm nope, are you wanting to be active and rejoin our ranks or was this just a random drop by? Also I didn't see a post by you unless I overlooked it.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 05:27:18


At 7/25/08 08:48 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Ah, thank you. I hate going too off topic.
Well, B/P speaking, my B/P roller-coaster is going to fall today. Yesterday I got on it's peak (50) and today it's going loooow, something like 20... meh, only got home a couple of hours ago.

I'd B/P more, but being drunk kind of takes away my ability to judge wisely. Also, I'm sick...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 07:50:21


I only B/P when I'm not doing anything else now, I've nothing to reach so there's no point going out of the way to find time to vote on everything I can. I generally only pick the titles that look intresting to me now, then vote on those. Then go and look at the others if it's a slow day, I'm trying to work on posting more and finding stuff to review but my motivation for such is way down, it's too hot for me to think, lmao.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 16:44:28


Permission to join SIR !!!!


Some signature thingy here!

Sig by Cagedsilhouette :3

Join me in the feilds of justice.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 16:53:40


At 7/26/08 04:44 PM, Figter wrote: Permission to join SIR !!!!

You need to have 2500 B/P points or more to join, which is the B/P rank of Private, so you have a bit further to go. As well as a normal whistle or better and a good posting history. That's what I understand of the guidlines to join anyway.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-26 16:58:05


Sir although its okay now i got a pm from a user, who had his account hacked called Burnzoid. It was for a game from 4chan ,which is bad anyway. It had virus callled SS vrus it was from the Star Syndicate, which spawned pop up when to the webiste etc. I did not click the link i since deleted the pm, here the thread. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9421 28/1. The poor user had his account hacked its been sorted, now. If anyone gets the pm dont click the link salutes!.


Archer I'm a good shot!