At 7/21/08 08:50 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:

OMG YOU!

I mean, hello there targ... sir! How are you doing today?

>>> 24 || [ 13585 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 07.9 ] || [ 08.4 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11605 ] || [ 282 ] || [ 40.3 ] || [ 04.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik

And while that, I'm all good here. My B/P pace was a roller-coaster this week, going up and down...

Yes it is I, back from the grave to feast from the flesh of bad flash, you arn't that far behind me (2000ish). Last time I was taken over, by aldlv and a couple others, was when I was on leave. I'm not really a potent enough portal guard to be a threat to those above me and those below will inevitably(sp?) pass me, I'm more of a bench mark than a competitor but I will try to make things a bit of a challenge for you. Now get back to your station and polish your rifle ;)
e-v

At 7/23/08 04:10 AM, Mendou wrote:

heh, Phantom beat me by just a few points. Of course MT is just a complete machine. my god, not even Joshiwa gets that much per week.

Its called a full time job with a crappy new schedule at the moment, use to average more a week but meh I am satisfied at my current pace to get to EGSC. Metal is starting his new job Monday so bye bye crazy pace :P

At 7/23/08 08:20 AM, Joshiwa wrote:

Its called a full time job with a crappy new schedule at the moment, use to average more a week but meh I am satisfied at my current pace to get to EGSC. Metal is starting his new job Monday so bye bye crazy pace :P

I know Metal though. The days that he is gone from the computer for 5 hours at a time he still seems to get more B/P then most people. I was on all day yesterday and got exactly 100 B/P and he said he was doing stuff and he still got more then me! A job should slow him down, but even with one he's pretty crazy. My goal has been 50 B/P a day and I've been keeping it, but I think I should bump my goal around 80 for this week, because this will be the last week for about a month that I will be able to get on the computer like I have been. So goodbye to my pace as well, it was nice knowing you. I'll pick you back up in college.

* Salutes *

At 7/23/08 08:20 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Its called a full time job with a crappy new schedule at the moment, use to average more a week but meh I am satisfied at my current pace to get to EGSC. Metal is starting his new job Monday so bye bye crazy pace :P

I reckon if I voted like some of the shitty little trend-voters and savewhores out there, I'd increase my B/P turnover by at least 100 per week. As it is I think I'm doing reasonably well for an honest voter.

At 7/23/08 11:16 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/23/08 08:20 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Its called a full time job with a crappy new schedule at the moment, use to average more a week but meh I am satisfied at my current pace to get to EGSC. Metal is starting his new job Monday so bye bye crazy pace :P

I reckon if I voted like some of the shitty little trend-voters and savewhores out there, I'd increase my B/P turnover by at least 100 per week. As it is I think I'm doing reasonably well for an honest voter.

Haha, I know right, if I were a trend voter or savewhore I would easily average 100 a week. It seems as though we are a dying breed, thoroughbreds you could say.

At 7/23/08 08:20 AM, Joshiwa wrote:

Metal is starting his new job Monday so bye bye crazy pace :P

:( Yeah, you are right. Now knowing what my hours are going to be, I should be able to reach 30 a day Monday through Friday. I'll have the weekends off, so Saturday and Sunday will still be like the good 'ol days of 100ish a day. lol
I should manage 350 a week once I start teh job... :/

At 7/23/08 08:26 AM, Corky52 wrote:

I know Metal though. The days that he is gone from the computer for 5 hours at a time he still seems to get more B/P then most people. I was on all day yesterday and got exactly 100 B/P and he said he was doing stuff and he still got more then me!

Meh, I think I've just gotten lucky in that respect. The day I went for my job interview I was out for a good part of the day doing that, among other crap and I still managed over 100 b/p. But that was only because of "kitty day", which did have a respectable ammount of submissions.

At 7/23/08 11:16 AM, NEVR wrote:

I reckon if I voted like some of the shitty little trend-voters and savewhores out there, I'd increase my B/P turnover by at least 100 per week. As it is I think I'm doing reasonably well for an honest voter.

Are you kidding me? If I saved every spam flash I knew would pass, I'd be pentalisted for saves by now. My save totals from passing legit flash have already outpaced my high blam total from 2004-2005. It still boggles my mind how the blam/save ratio changed so dramatically like that...

*Salutes*

At 7/23/08 11:51 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Are you kidding me? If I saved every spam flash I knew would pass, I'd be pentalisted for saves by now.

Not sure what your point is here. Perhaps you think I'm accusing you of something, which I wasn't. I was just talking to Joshiwa, as we often discuss stuff like B/P pace on AIM. Perhaps you were just calling my pace shit though.

My save totals from passing legit flash have already outpaced my high blam total from 2004-2005. It still boggles my mind how the blam/save ratio changed so dramatically like that...

It's because people who signed up in 2007 saw stuff like clock day and started thinking that it was like that all the time, thus savewhoring began. Enough people start voting high on things just for easy points, and it rubs off on others. Eventually you have an epidemic, which is what we're dealing with now.

At 7/23/08 11:59 AM, NEVR wrote:

Not sure what your point is here. Perhaps you think I'm accusing you of something, which I wasn't. I was just talking to Joshiwa, as we often discuss stuff like B/P pace on AIM. Perhaps you were just calling my pace shit though.

No, I didn't really think you were accusing me of anything. And I certainly wasn't trying to imply anything about your pace. I was making a comment about the ammount of saves there are out there these days. And that if I was one to save the spam that passes, then I'd more than likely have 10K by now. I was more or less agreeing with you about having a higher b/p total if we saved the shit that passes out there.
Sorry if I came off as implying something negative. I really didn't mean anything like that.

At 7/23/08 12:16 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Sorry if I came off as implying something negative. I really didn't mean anything like that.

Oh, I see. The 'are you kidding me' made it seem like you were making the statement in a negative state of mind. It's probably just the British misunderstanding the American usage of phrases, though, yet again. No harm done.

Sorry to interupt what conversation you have going on here but I'm kind of curious as to how to join this club. I've seen your forum but could find to much there, might I suggest having a sign up section in your forum with clear guildines? Kind of at a loss here, please fill me in.

At 7/23/08 03:43 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Kind of at a loss here, please fill me in.

This is pretty much the best we have in terms of recruitment info:

EGB recruitment guidelines

If you want to apply, though, basically all you have to do is ask in here and we'll kick off the process. All you have to do is wait for our decision.

BTW, you should join, man. ;P

Oh yes, I should join, I remember being a part of another Newgrounds group, can't remember it's name now, too tired to think. But I could do with some motivation to keep using the BBS, also I did read that topic on the forum, registration makes sense but my post history can be somewhat, awful :x

Anyway, yeah, my first post here was a way of saying I want to apply, I'm bad at getting to the point of things.

At 7/23/08 03:51 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Anyway, yeah, my first post here was a way of saying I want to apply, I'm bad at getting to the point of things.

S'all good. Basically we'll just have to wait for Slash to turn up and kick things off... you'll probably be on standby for about a day whilst we do all the necessary discussion stuff. I'll drop him a PM now so we can get underway ASAP. ^_^

At 7/22/08 02:48 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 7/22/08 02:19 PM, Coop83 wrote: As a coinisseur of Scotch myself, I'd only view it as a traversty of justice if a similarly minded individual was not at least offered my advice :P

a Connoisseur would spell connoisseur properly, that's my advice, my dearest author/ statwhore.

Curse me for not having installed the correct addon for Firefox!

Ah, to hear such a hallowed name spoken with such reverence around this place brings a lump to my throat.

remove the lemon wedge from your scotch next time.

Lemon?! Life is a Lemon and I want my money back

- MeatLoaf

Anyone who says anything about a lump to a crotch is asking for a bruising

That axe does seem mighty scary, but my lump is always sufficient, I need no additional ones.

Excellent. Need any fewer?

*bites, chews, spits out* Not my favourite flavour. Does it come in Italian style?

No, it's pure bred Russian. You have to have it with Vodka and a pickle.

Ah, that's probably where I'm going wrong. I'll have to remember that for next time

Well Sir-Nuts as crazy as it sound i much rather, have the Wrench. I loved that level these new Wooden Nunchunks, arent the best. They are not as good as my Bronze Gaunlet, maybe its my aura. Im not changing it though im forever blue sorry, for the poor attempt at humor. I cant say the Flip Blade is much cop either its, pretty weak, compared to the Metal Nunchunks. Sadly i wont get to level 27, intill about November. Im not usually bothered but the switchblade, is not the most badass looking weapon is it.?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 0377 Stolen he admits its not is. I know i need a link to the orginal not sure, if he joking any thoughts Sir salutes.

At 7/23/08 03:51 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Anyway, yeah, my first post here was a way of saying I want to apply, I'm bad at getting to the point of things.

I would write a long and personalized message since you're a Supreme Commander, but I'm SO FUCKING SLEEPY that I'm about to die. So...

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I (or my superiors) will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

All EGB members are free to go to the appropriate thread in our forums (must be signed in to view/post/vote) for discussion. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

At 7/23/08 01:40 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 7/23/08 01:28 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Chapter 1 of 2: the penis matter.

I'd tell you it was a big matter, but you'd fail to identify it.

Well it is a big matter and everyone knows it.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET, DAN!!!
Grrrrr...

There are no secrets when you come on AIM drunk on cheap ass tequila and tell me shit I never asked for.

You were drunk because:

- It was on MSN;
- I can't get drunk, I'm only 14. Also, I hate alcohol.

I know you didn't ask for it, but I had to share this. I couldn't stand this secret alone anymore. *blushes*

See Dan? That's why it was supposed to be a secret! I was afraid of this kind of reaction!

It was only a matter of time anyway. Some poor, poor girl would eventually have to know, we're just helping out. at least now it's swollen, it's some improvement for you.

At least everyone got to know this in a "less-worse" way.

Hey, my penis is not dead. It's still here, but with a few scars. ;)

Too bad you can't claim those wounds of war.

For those who still don't know me, yes, I can claim them ;)

Hey, I'm not disturbed. DO YOU HEAR THIS, I'M NOT DISTURBED! YEAH, I'M NOT DISTURBED! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DISTURBED, YEAH, THAT'S IT!!!!! WHAHWHAHWHAHAH!!!!!!!

Ok.

Fine.

You are evil.

We have only just begun.

Oh fuck.

I WAS NOT RANTING, YOU WERE! MMMMMMMmMmmMMmMMmMmMMmMmMm
mm
m
penis
</hysteria/madness/craziness>

The staggering lack of proper English in this post, just blew me away.

I know. I was too disturbed to hold shift etc...

At 7/23/08 01:29 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Welcome back, you penis-mutilator/evil/nice guy! =P

You can just forget about me ever being nice to you again. Come one, you called yourself Sir-Nuts on NG...

Hey, my nuts are fine. Just the penis, OK? =P

Penis.

Freud once said, what we lack the most, we focus on the most. Or some shit like that. HMMM?

...

...

FUCK. You caught me.

Hey, BlueHippo, there's a Phantom on your ass!

Yeah, but he takes it that way, and soon enough, so will you.

...

*Salutes*

My sink isn't done yet...Get to work.

... ... ... ...

At 7/23/08 08:04 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: Yes it is I, back from the grave to feast from the flesh of bad flash, you arn't that far behind me (2000ish). Last time I was taken over, by aldlv and a couple others, was when I was on leave.

Welcome back, then! Where were you all this time?

I'm not really a potent enough portal guard to be a threat to those above me and those below will inevitably(sp?) pass me, I'm more of a bench mark than a competitor but I will try to make things a bit of a challenge for you.

By getting around 100 B/P weekly, I'll pass you within 10 weeks or so, at my current pace. After that... well, nothing after that, everyone above me is a machine!

Now get back to your station and polish your rifle ;)

Yes sir!

e-v

S-N?

At 7/23/08 08:20 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Its called a full time job with a crappy new schedule at the moment, use to average more a week but meh I am satisfied at my current pace to get to EGSC.

And a reminder to everyone: spam his page with encouraging posts. OK? ;)

Metal is starting his new job Monday so bye bye crazy pace :P

Who knows, he's damn crazy. =\

At 7/23/08 03:43 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Sorry to interupt what conversation you have going on here but I'm kind of curious as to how to join this club. I've seen your forum but could find to much there, might I suggest having a sign up section in your forum with clear guildines? Kind of at a loss here, please fill me in.

Hell yeah, Little-Rena! Another dedicated EGSC. I really hope you apply, dude.

And I have to post here more often. Seriously.

*Salutes*

At 7/23/08 03:51 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

Anyway, yeah, my first post here was a way of saying I want to apply, I'm bad at getting to the point of things.

Thats awesome you want to join man, should be pretty interesting having you in the mix of things.

-------------------------

Now Olly you need to step up your game so you can keep ahead of the new average :P

At 7/24/08 12:36 AM, Joshiwa wrote:

At 7/23/08 03:51 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

Anyway, yeah, my first post here was a way of saying I want to apply, I'm bad at getting to the point of things.

Thats awesome you want to join man, should be pretty interesting having you in the mix of things.

Definitely. I'm pretty sure no one has an objection against him joining us. Also, another spot in the top 5 gainers is under constant threat after he joins (which I hope happens).

Now Olly you need to step up your game so you can keep ahead of the new average :P

Put Pedro, Alejandro and a lot more people in there. =P

At 7/23/08 05:46 PM, Coop83 wrote: Curse me for not having installed the correct addon for Firefox!

Firefox would define it as add-on. Thank you for participating, better luck next time.

Lemon?! Life is a Lemon and I want my money back

Life hands out no refunds. I know, I tried more than enough times.

Excellent. Need any fewer?

You can try, but with all that liquor in you, you'll just hit Sir-Nuts again and chop off his.

Ah, that's probably where I'm going wrong. I'll have to remember that for next time

So in essence, you want to bite me again....

Okay then...

At 7/23/08 07:56 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Well it is a big matter and everyone knows it.

Only very nearsighted people.

You were drunk because:
- It was on MSN;
- I can't get drunk, I'm only 14. Also, I hate alcohol.

In that case I just don't remember having ever talked to you, you did not matter enough and I must have deleted you soon after. Fail.

I know you didn't ask for it, but I had to share this. I couldn't stand this secret alone anymore. *blushes*

You mean just like your abusing mommy and seemingly too big cocktail dress in the closet that no woman in the house could fit into?

At least everyone got to know this in a "less-worse" way.

Indeed. too bad that nothing will actually save you here.

For those who still don't know me, yes, I can claim them ;)

Falsely so.

Fine.

Idiot

Oh fuck.

Exactly the word you won't be hearing for some time now.

Hey, my nuts are fine. Just the penis, OK? =P

You mean the lack of one?

FUCK. You caught me.

... ... ... ...

stop humming, and clean my sink before I shove the wrong end of this mace up your ass.

At 7/24/08 01:12 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 7/23/08 07:56 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Well it is a big matter and everyone knows it.

Only very nearsighted people.

A.k.a the Barracks.

You were drunk because:
- It was on MSN;
- I can't get drunk, I'm only 14. Also, I hate alcohol.

In that case I just don't remember having ever talked to you, you did not matter enough and I must have deleted you soon after. Fail.

Ouch. I failed hard on this one. =/

I know you didn't ask for it, but I had to share this. I couldn't stand this secret alone anymore. *blushes*

You mean just like your abusing mommy and seemingly too big cocktail dress in the closet that no woman in the house could fit into?

... no words for this one...

At least everyone got to know this in a "less-worse" way.

Indeed. too bad that nothing will actually save you here.

I know, I'm screwed anyway. =P

For those who still don't know me, yes, I can claim them ;)

Falsely so.

At least they won't know it. But help me God when they find out about it.

Fine.

Idiot

...

Oh fuck.

Exactly the word you won't be hearing for some time now.

I'll still hear it, just not form my mouth. =)

Hey, my nuts are fine. Just the penis, OK? =P

You mean the lack of one?

... I'm trying to imagine nuts without a penis.

*looks down*

Oh, damn.

FUCK. You caught me.

... ... ... ...

stop humming, and clean my sink before I shove the wrong end of this mace up your ass.

FINE THEN!

But what end of the mace? I mean, one would be painful, the other one... eww, don't want to think about it.

AND DON'T TAKE THIS AS AN IDEA! =X

At 7/24/08 01:27 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: A.k.a the Barracks.

you insult our institution? Bugger.

Ouch. I failed hard on this one. =/

Yes

... no words for this one...

Good

I know, I'm screwed anyway. =P

Yup

At least they won't know it. But help me God when they find out about it.

Silly duck, no one believes in God anymore.

...

Zoom in: O O O

I'll still hear it, just not form my mouth. =)

Hmm. Alrighty then.

... I'm trying to imagine nuts without a penis.
*looks down*
Oh, damn.

boring.

FINE THEN!
But what end of the mace? I mean, one would be painful, the other one... eww, don't want to think about it.
AND DON'T TAKE THIS AS AN IDEA! =X

That is why it's called, the wrong end of the mace :)

Now cut this shit out and return to idle B/P talk. Enough off topic for today.

At 7/23/08 07:48 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

I look forward to it, only problems I think I might have are my posts at times, though I've been trying to improve that, maybe a few flash that aren't very good, lol but I'd never delete anything I have made, if it's not blammed, I see no reason why it shouldn't stay.

At 7/24/08 01:12 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 7/23/08 05:46 PM, Coop83 wrote: Curse me for not having installed the correct addon for Firefox!

Firefox would define it as add-on. Thank you for participating, better luck next time.

Aargh! Curse you for attacking me and my perfectionism!

Lemon?! Life is a Lemon and I want my money back

Life hands out no refunds. I know, I tried more than enough times.

Yeah, but it's still a good song :P

Excellent. Need any fewer?

You can try, but with all that liquor in you, you'll just hit Sir-Nuts again and chop off his.

Harsh, but acceptable :P

Ah, that's probably where I'm going wrong. I'll have to remember that for next time

So in essence, you want to bite me again....

Okay then...

I never said that I wanted to bite you again. Should the need arise for me to bite you again, I have noted the requirements. It's only a few kB of my memory space :P

At 7/23/08 07:56 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: - I can't get drunk, I'm only 14. Also, I hate alcohol.

Yeah, one of my cricketer friends said that - he went to University and discovered Sambuca and he's never been the same since.

At 7/24/08 08:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: Aargh! Curse you for attacking me and my perfectionism!

No need to be perfect, just better than the next guy and you win (The old, "I don't need to outrun the lion, I need to outrun you") :P

Harsh, but acceptable :P

An honorable reply.

I never said that I wanted to bite you again. Should the need arise for me to bite you again, I have noted the requirements. It's only a few kB of my memory space :P

Actually, I have an interview for Sunday in an Internet Supplier company, so there's a chance I'll be upgraded and be worth quite a few KB's to bite.

Sir as i pointed out the other day a new spam group clling themselves Spamalot! no less. I guess they may be alts. They have stupid intro and crappy flasheshttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
view/450473. Not a mass invation but annoying. So i been busy 6 audios i did and, 1 flash. Still got a load to do. I find the weather stuffy.

I'd like to announce to you guys that I just got a silver whistle earlier this week and I now have a gold whistle. I really repaired that thing fast. I remember when I would complain everyday that I wasn't ever going to get out of garbage and that there was something wrong with the system, just to find out that it was the hole that I was in, not the system.

At 7/24/08 11:01 AM, Corky52 wrote: I'd like to announce to you guys that I just got a silver whistle earlier this week and I now have a gold whistle. I really repaired that thing fast. I remember when I would complain everyday that I wasn't ever going to get out of garbage and that there was something wrong with the system, just to find out that it was the hole that I was in, not the system.

Now if only we could tell you story to the rest of Newgrounds. I am sick and tired of so many other users complaining about their whistles and claiming that their is a glitch in the system. I try to tell them over and over that there is nothing wrong and offering to help but they just need to learn that its their own judgment that is wrong, that has the glitch.

But alas congrats on getting your whistle up to gold.

At 7/24/08 11:56 AM, Joshiwa wrote: I am sick and tired of so many other users complaining about their whistles and claiming that their is a glitch in the system.

Every time I see some idiot proclaiming that there's a glitch in the system, my faith in humanity dies a little bit more. It's ridiculous how some people blame the system WITHOUT PROOF, rather than admit that they have poor judgment. Fools, I tells ya.