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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-20 18:29:30


I think its really tragic that he got a potenial oscar only ,after he died its so eerie and sad. Still like you said James Dean. Well i hope that Bezman will do an update, on RRC had done for the last two weeks. Alot of people want ther audios, reviewed. Well i think i got alot of b/p today ,there was a group who were spamming. With two submissons not sure if they passed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-20 21:33:41


At 7/20/08 06:29 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I think its really tragic that he got a potenial oscar only ,after he died its so eerie and sad. Still like you said James Dean. Well i hope that Bezman will do an update, on RRC had done for the last two weeks. Alot of people want ther audios, reviewed. Well i think i got alot of b/p today ,there was a group who were spamming. With two submissons not sure if they passed.

Yeah, I hope he updates the list in the RRC soon because not only do I feel like making some more reviews, but I want some people to review my new movie too. I didn't notice the spam that came through today, but I did manage to get my goal of 20 B/P points, which I set for myself on days that I know I'm going to be really busy. On regular days I usually get around 80 B/P. I'll be waiting for your review on my movie too when the new list is posted.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-20 23:52:46


At 7/20/08 01:10 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Winning an Oscar is more of a longshot, at least an Oscar nomination will do.

Apparently, somebody hasn't seen the movie yet. The Joker is a scene stealer, which a supporting actor shouldn't be.

If only he didn't went and OD himself though he wasn't the only one who cut his career and life short,

Doctor's fault. His doctor gave him all these medications with little basis for them. When Ledger took them together, he died.

remember James Dean? 2 posthum. Oscar nods.

He was a tad before my time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-21 00:28:13


At 7/20/08 11:52 PM, TheThing wrote:
Apparently, somebody hasn't seen the movie yet. The Joker is a scene stealer, which a supporting actor shouldn't be.

You are right on there, the Joker was AMAZING! He was funny, yet so crazy, at the same time. The ending was rather depressing, but that how most of those movies go right?

See you guys in ten days!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-21 01:37:06


Well guys I just got back from watching The Dark Knight and I have to say...it was incredible. From start to finish one of the best movies I have seen in a while and like TheThing said one of the greatest films of our time. Ledgers performance of the Joker was remarkable, brilliant, if he does not win an Oscar for that role I will say every winner from now on is a false winner. His performance outshined everyone in that film by a wide margin and I don't know if any villain in or sequel of the Batman films could ever top it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-21 03:29:28


At 7/19/08 04:30 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 7/19/08 04:16 PM, Coop83 wrote: Glad to see that you're back to your old ways.
I've added some fun to my life (scotch, as seen on my user page).

Hmm, it looks like you're only on the blended stuff. Single malts are much nicer if you're drinking neat.

Just don't get too up yourself and go passing me for saves ;)
meh, I want Blue Hippo's ass first, then we'll see.

I'd better get going then!

At 7/20/08 01:25 AM, TheThing wrote: Just saw the Dark Knight, and it is one of the greatest movies of our time. I mean, it was fucking amazing! Honestly, Heath Ledger couldn't have played a better Joker if it was pages from on of the comic books on the screen.

Ever seen The Crow? Ledger's Joker reminds me of Brandon Lee's portrayal of Eric Draven. The hair was pretty much the same length and the only real difference was the makeup... that and Ledger wasn't killed by a fragmented casing for a blank that pierced his heart.

He will win an Oscar for that role, posthumorously of course, which is fitting for the Joker.

I'll reserve judgement until after I've seen the film. It's released in the UK on Friday, so I've got to wait until then.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-21 08:50:16


At 7/21/08 03:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: Ever seen The Crow? Ledger's Joker reminds me of Brandon Lee's portrayal of Eric Draven. The hair was pretty much the same length and the only real difference was the makeup... that and Ledger wasn't killed by a fragmented casing for a blank that pierced his heart.

The crow was (and still is) an awsome movie. The graphic novel it was based on is even better but I am more into my books than films.
I do hope the new batman lives up to its hype, noting does these days (Halo, Cloverfield, ect). Comic based films seem to be getting better and better recently, Incredible Hulk was kick arse. One of the most enjoyably films I have seen recently.
Thats my post for this blue moon.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-21 08:55:29


At 7/21/08 08:50 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 7/21/08 03:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: Ever seen The Crow? Ledger's Joker reminds me of Brandon Lee's portrayal of Eric Draven. The hair was pretty much the same length and the only real difference was the makeup... that and Ledger wasn't killed by a fragmented casing for a blank that pierced his heart.
The crow was (and still is) an awsome movie. The graphic novel it was based on is even better but I am more into my books than films.

It was just the impression I got from some of the footage they are showing of the film on the News. With the Joker having his hair down like that, it was a perfect image for me.

I do hope the new batman lives up to its hype, noting does these days (Halo, Cloverfield, ect).

Not a fan of Halo, I've not seen Cloverfield either.

Comic based films seem to be getting better and better recently, Incredible Hulk was kick arse. One of the most enjoyably films I have seen recently.

Hulk was good, but not great. Now Iron Man, that's a very different story. I'm hoping to get to see Hancock at some point in the very near future, as well as Batman.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-21 18:47:27


Well as you can see i got a lovely new pair of Wooden Nunchaku. Well the list for RRC is crazy 27, audios i think. I have about done about 7 so another ,20 or so. Im thinking. If i do 4 a day i should have, them all done by sunday. I wrote on for a game. I'm to tried to do anymore. Sad that people have left ,still its a big job but i love doing it. Cant wait for the roster tomorrow.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-21 19:38:34


At 7/21/08 06:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Well as you can see i got a lovely new pair of Wooden Nunchaku. Well the list for RRC is crazy 27, audios i think. I have about done about 7 so another ,20 or so. Im thinking. If i do 4 a day i should have, them all done by sunday. I wrote on for a game. I'm to tried to do anymore. Sad that people have left ,still its a big job but i love doing it. Cant wait for the roster tomorrow.

Neither can I! I hope that I'm not dead last with B/P...Because that would really suck. Anyways, What's up guys?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-21 23:43:11


OK tomorrow is roster day, so you people better be clamoring around it like proverbial bees to honey, otherwise I'll feel dejected. Well, really I probably won't care, but still, it's nice when you acknowledge the work we put into it. YEAH? Yeah.

:::salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 01:12:26


At 7/21/08 11:43 PM, NEVR wrote: OK tomorrow is roster day, so you people better be clamoring around it like proverbial bees to honey, otherwise I'll feel dejected. Well, really I probably won't care, but still, it's nice when you acknowledge the work we put into it. YEAH? Yeah.

salutes:::

I know I am ready for the almighty rooster tomorrow nunchuck buddy ;)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 07:15:47


At 7/21/08 03:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hmm, it looks like you're only on the blended stuff. Single malts are much nicer if you're drinking neat.

Not a bad point, I'll take that into consideration. I drink on all varieties sometimes, with ice, soda, lemon or neat :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 13:12:58


Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 22nd 2008

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NEVR's note:

Want to say an official welcome back to Phantom, because it's been nice having him around over the past few weeks or so, and the EGB in general seems to have picked up since he's made a return. :)

Welcome to sinskae, our new Guardsman. Let's all do our best to show him the ropes.

Also with this roster, I've gained over 10,000 B/P since I joined the EGB. Cool.

Enjoy the update ;P
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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 915,015 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,796 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,210 (121.2 B/P per member)
Difference: -71 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 2 (4.5%)
Pvt. First Class: 3 (6.8%)
Corporal: 2 (4.5%)
Sergeant: 2 (4.5%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (9.1%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (9.1%)
Sgt. Major: 3 (6.8%)
Praporshchik: 1 (2.3%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.3%)
Captain: 0 (0%)
Major: 4 (9.1%)
Colonel: 0 (0%)
Brig. General: 2 (4.5%)
Lt. General: 1 (2.3%)
General: 2 (4.5%)
Commander: 1 (2.3%)
Sup. Commander: 13 (29.5%)

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: sinskae (Guardsman)
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

None

Other B/P Milestones:

None

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 13:14:02


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The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 655
Joshiwa - 468
lilhunter03 - 468
Corky52 - 365
Phantom - 360

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (19), lilhunter03 (6), Metal-Therapy (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: NEVR (14.2+), Phantom (9.7+), Shanus (7.1+)
Random word: Facetiousness
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All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61808 ] || [ 017 ] || [ 02.4 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 60170 ] || [ 078 ] || [ 11.1 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 59641 ] || [ 360 ] || [ 51.4 ] || [ 09.7+ ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander
>>> 04 || [ 56943 ] || [ 124 ] || [ 17.7 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
>>> 05 || [ 45853 ] || [ 037 ] || [ 05.3 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 43722 ] || [ 162 ] || [ 23.1 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 42471 ] || [ 278 ] || [ 39.7 ] || [ 03.3 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37775 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
>>> 09 || [ 36064 ] || [ 342 ] || [ 48.9 ] || [ 11.1 - ] || PenguinLink, Sup. Commander
>>> 10 || [ 35060 ] || [ 232 ] || [ 33.1 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander
>>> 11 || [ 34144 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander
>>> 12 || [ 30306 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, Sup. Commander
>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander
>>> 14 || [ 26458 ] || [ 468 ] || [ 66.9 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Joshiwa, General
>>> 15 || [ 24390 ] || [ 159 ] || [ 22.7 ] || [ 07.1+ ] || Shanus, General
>>> 16 || [ 23686 ] || [ 047 ] || [ 06.7 ] || [ 02.4+ ] || bifgis, General
>>> 17 || [ 22360 ] || [ 314 ] || [ 44.9 ] || [ 14.2+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General
>>> 18 || [ 20270 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 02.3 - ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 17223 ] || [ 353 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || Mendou, Major +1
>>> 21 || [ 17162 ] || [ 034 ] || [ 04.9 ] || [ 21.0 - ] || aldlv, Major -1
>>> 22 || [ 17063 ] || [ 468 ] || [ 66.9 ] || [ 07.5 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 16941 ] || [ 655 ] || [ 93.6 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major
>>> 24 || [ 13585 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 07.9 ] || [ 08.4 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11605 ] || [ 282 ] || [ 40.3 ] || [ 04.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 26 || [ 10855 ] || [ 365 ] || [ 52.1 ] || [ 52.1+ ] || Corky52, Sgt. Major +1
>>> 27 || [ 10556 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 03.6 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major -1
>>> 28 || [ 09243 ] || [ 065 ] || [ 09.3 ] || [ 15.0 - ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 29 || [ 08914 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 01.2 - ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 08911 ] || [ 011 ] || [ 01.6 ] || [ 01.0+ ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 31 || [ 08199 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 32 || [ 07797 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 33 || [ 07512 ] || [ 007 ] || [ 01.0 ] || [ 00.9+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 07249 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 01.3 - ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 05588 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.7 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 05191 ] || [ 014 ] || [ 02.0 ] || [ 03.6 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 04840 ] || [ 021 ] || [ 03.0 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 39 || [ 04630 ] || [ 040 ] || [ 05.7 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 40 || [ 03680 ] || [ 047 ] || [ 06.7 ] || [ 17.0 - ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class +1
>>> 41 || [ 03679 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class -1
>>> 42 || [ 03403 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 43 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 44 || [ 02558 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || puddinN64, Private

Guardsmen:
>>> 45 || [ 02342 ] || [ 022 ] || [ 03.1 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (158 until Eligible)
>>> 46 || [ 00587 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || sinskae, Police Officer (1,916 until Eligible)

Link to previous roster.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 13:29:01


At 7/22/08 01:12 PM, NEVR wrote: Want to say an official welcome back to Phantom, because it's been nice having him around over the past few weeks or so, and the EGB in general seems to have picked up since he's made a return. :)

Oh my, one more compliment, and I'll need another hooker so I could feel normal again. But really, I have the time to walk about the BBS now, so I'll try and keep active. Of course, no one is getting off easy. Get used to it, you had Eagle, he's nice, I'm not. BUHAHAHAH. He's married and happy, I'm single and pissed off, and one way or another, you'll get in line " :) "

Top 5 Gainers:
Metal-Therapy - 655

Big lead, but I'm not worried until he has about 40,000 more points, it's fun being this high up, for no real reason...

Joshiwa - 468

The Hebrew named General, how quaint, but I'm still alive and kicking, and none shall pass. If you cover the sun with arrows, we shall fight in the shade.

lilhunter03 - 468

This guy's a Major? Holy shit. I used to have a crappy user name, but god damn.

Corky52 - 365

Not bad, but 50,000 points short, still, if he goes for it, someone's getting corked.

Phantom - 360

Still around, 60 K in a couple weeks, that's a big one, that's the gfoxcook mark, for all you new guys :P

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (19)

This is what happens when your only dates are your left hand and your right hand.

Top 3 biggest average rises: NEVR (14.2+), Phantom (9.7+), Shanus (7.1+)

BANG!

Random word: Facetiousness

Seriously?! lol

>>> 01 || [ 61808 ] || [ 017 ] || [ 02.4 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 60170 ] || [ 078 ] || [ 11.1 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander

Not the most active of fellas, I think I could handle that.

>>> 03 || [ 59641 ] || [ 360 ] || [ 51.4 ] || [ 09.7+ ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander

Hello, I am Hiro, from Japan!

>>> 08 || [ 37775 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander

Hey there boss, kind of busy at work I guess :P

>>> 04 || [ 56943 ] || [ 124 ] || [ 17.7 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
>>> 05 || [ 45853 ] || [ 037 ] || [ 05.3 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 43722 ] || [ 162 ] || [ 23.1 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 42471 ] || [ 278 ] || [ 39.7 ] || [ 03.3 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 09 || [ 36064 ] || [ 342 ] || [ 48.9 ] || [ 11.1 - ] || PenguinLink, Sup. Commander
>>> 10 || [ 35060 ] || [ 232 ] || [ 33.1 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander
>>> 11 || [ 34144 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander
>>> 12 || [ 30306 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, Sup. Commander
>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander
>>> 14 || [ 26458 ] || [ 468 ] || [ 66.9 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Joshiwa, General
>>> 15 || [ 24390 ] || [ 159 ] || [ 22.7 ] || [ 07.1+ ] || Shanus, General
>>> 16 || [ 23686 ] || [ 047 ] || [ 06.7 ] || [ 02.4+ ] || bifgis, General
>>> 17 || [ 22360 ] || [ 314 ] || [ 44.9 ] || [ 14.2+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General
>>> 18 || [ 20270 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 02.3 - ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 17223 ] || [ 353 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || Mendou, Major +1
>>> 21 || [ 17162 ] || [ 034 ] || [ 04.9 ] || [ 21.0 - ] || aldlv, Major -1
>>> 22 || [ 17063 ] || [ 468 ] || [ 66.9 ] || [ 07.5 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 16941 ] || [ 655 ] || [ 93.6 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major
>>> 24 || [ 13585 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 07.9 ] || [ 08.4 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11605 ] || [ 282 ] || [ 40.3 ] || [ 04.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 26 || [ 10855 ] || [ 365 ] || [ 52.1 ] || [ 52.1+ ] || Corky52, Sgt. Major +1
>>> 27 || [ 10556 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 03.6 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major -1
>>> 28 || [ 09243 ] || [ 065 ] || [ 09.3 ] || [ 15.0 - ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 29 || [ 08914 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 01.2 - ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 08911 ] || [ 011 ] || [ 01.6 ] || [ 01.0+ ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 31 || [ 08199 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 32 || [ 07797 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 33 || [ 07512 ] || [ 007 ] || [ 01.0 ] || [ 00.9+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 07249 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 01.3 - ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 05588 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.7 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 05191 ] || [ 014 ] || [ 02.0 ] || [ 03.6 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 04840 ] || [ 021 ] || [ 03.0 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 39 || [ 04630 ] || [ 040 ] || [ 05.7 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 40 || [ 03680 ] || [ 047 ] || [ 06.7 ] || [ 17.0 - ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class +1
>>> 41 || [ 03679 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class -1
>>> 42 || [ 03403 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 43 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 44 || [ 02558 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || puddinN64, Private

All of you, bite me.

Guardsmen:
>>> 45 || [ 02342 ] || [ 022 ] || [ 03.1 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (158 until Eligible)
>>> 46 || [ 00587 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || sinskae, Police Officer (1,916 until Eligible)

Hey there, cop fellas, I'm Phantom, and I'll be the biggest pain you've ever seen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 13:30:23


At 7/22/08 01:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Thanks for the update, NEVR.

>>> 22 || [ 17063 ] || [ 468 ] || [ 66.9 ] || [ 07.5 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 16941 ] || [ 655 ] || [ 93.6 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

omg, my pace was total cra- ...LOL

I'm certainly happy with those numbers. ;p
Well, I just got back from a job interview and I GOT TEH JOB! :D I start next monday. So I suppose that means I'll be trading in a few b/p for some cashola. lol
I might pass lilhunter by the time I start work, but he shouldn't have much problem passing me back once I start working. :( I'll still be putting in a respectable daily pace, though, so I'm not overly worried about it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 13:45:55


At 7/22/08 01:12 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 22nd 2008

Thanks for the update Olly!!!!


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NEVR's note:

Want to say an official welcome back to Phantom, because it's been nice having him around over the past few weeks or so, and the EGB in general seems to have picked up since he's made a return. :)

It has been rather interesting ;P


Welcome to sinskae, our new Guardsman. Let's all do our best to show him the ropes.

Welcome and such, now go shine my boots!


Also with this roster, I've gained over 10,000 B/P since I joined the EGB. Cool.

That is cool, now I want to figure up how much I have gained...


Enjoy the update ;P

Oh I always do.

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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 915,015 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,796 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Moving on up.


Total B/P gain this week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,210 (121.2 B/P per member)
Difference: -71 B/P gain since last week

Sorry bout that guys :(

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 655
Joshiwa - 468
lilhunter03 - 468
Corky52 - 365
Phantom - 360

Congrats guys, too bad my pace was slowed due to uncontrollable forces.


Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (19), lilhunter03 (6), Metal-Therapy (2)

woooo 19. Congrats guys.

Random word: Facetiousness

Flippancy

>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander
>>> 14 || [ 26458 ] || [ 468 ] || [ 66.9 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || Joshiwa, General

Commander :P Don;t worry I still <3 you. I guess I have no where to go but up to the golden wings.

>>> 17 || [ 22360 ] || [ 314 ] || [ 44.9 ] || [ 14.2+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General

Nice pace dude, now get back on teh list!


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Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 13:50:49


At 7/22/08 01:14 PM, NEVR wrote:
Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 655

That's just crazy. You're in a league of your own man.

Corky52 - 365

Not bad, I didn't think I had that many. It's nice to know that I'm still getting quite a bit.

>>> 25 || [ 11605 ] || [ 282 ] || [ 40.3 ] || [ 04.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik

Looks like I have quite a bit to catch up to Sir-Nuts.

>>> 26 || [ 10855 ] || [ 365 ] || [ 52.1 ] || [ 52.1+ ] || Corky52, Sgt. Major +1

Not too bad. I'm almost to the next level.

>>> 27 || [ 10556 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 03.6 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major -1

And it looks like I passed someone up, but he's still right there behind me.

Guardsmen:
>>> 45 || [ 02342 ] || [ 022 ] || [ 03.1 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (158 until Eligible)
>>> 46 || [ 00587 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || sinskae, Police Officer (1,916 until Eligible)

Keep it up guys your almost there.

Thanks for the update NEVR.

* Salutes *

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 13:52:34


At 7/22/08 01:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Guardsmen:
>>> 45 || [ 02342 ] || [ 022 ] || [ 03.1 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (158 until Eligible)
>>> 46 || [ 00587 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || sinskae, Police Officer (1,916 until Eligible)

Well, look what we have here. For the first time in months, I'm not the only Guardsman on the list!

Also, I know my recent B/P and Post rates have been extremely low. I don't think I can risk spending too much time on NG, might be a keylogger on my computer sending information to a particular infamous member of the Star Syndicate. I downloaded and installed that "4chan Fandango" thing before hearing it was all a big trojan, and then it was revealed to be the work of Goldencat and to contain the SS Virus.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 14:19:29


At 7/22/08 07:15 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 7/21/08 03:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hmm, it looks like you're only on the blended stuff. Single malts are much nicer if you're drinking neat.
Not a bad point, I'll take that into consideration. I drink on all varieties sometimes, with ice, soda, lemon or neat :P

As a coinisseur of Scotch myself, I'd only view it as a traversty of justice if a similarly minded individual was not at least offered my advice :P

At 7/22/08 01:14 PM, NEVR wrote: >>> 06 || [ 43722 ] || [ 162 ] || [ 23.1 ] || [ 04.0 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 42471 ] || [ 278 ] || [ 39.7 ] || [ 03.3 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

Ooh, getting a little closer to the Goat this time. It's still going to take me a while at this rate. Will I be able to pass him before a) Reaching the top 50 or b) Before Duke gets back?

Probably no to both, but I'm giving it all I've got!

At 7/22/08 01:29 PM, Phantom wrote:
Phantom - 360
Still around, 60 K in a couple weeks, that's a big one, that's the gfoxcook mark, for all you new guys :P

Ah, to hear such a hallowed name spoken with such reverence around this place brings a lump to my throat.

Anyone who says anything about a lump to a crotch is asking for a bruising

>>> 07 || [ 42471 ] || [ 278 ] || [ 39.7 ] || [ 03.3 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
All of you, bite me.

*bites, chews, spits out* Not my favourite flavour. Does it come in Italian style?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 14:48:28


At 7/22/08 02:19 PM, Coop83 wrote: As a coinisseur of Scotch myself, I'd only view it as a traversty of justice if a similarly minded individual was not at least offered my advice :P

a Connoisseur would spell connoisseur properly, that's my advice, my dearest author/ statwhore.

Ah, to hear such a hallowed name spoken with such reverence around this place brings a lump to my throat.

remove the lemon wedge from your scotch next time.

Anyone who says anything about a lump to a crotch is asking for a bruising

That axe does seem mighty scary, but my lump is always sufficient, I need no additional ones.

*bites, chews, spits out* Not my favourite flavour. Does it come in Italian style?

No, it's pure bred Russian. You have to have it with Vodka and a pickle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 19:18:02


Thanks for the update the roster loks very good ,im still at the same great work NEVR. Well i have done four audios ,and 1 review for Hay Wars. I just hope i can finish the lot by sunday. The list has never been that long before. I wish i had the energy to do more, but my brain goes dead. Got about 370 intill next badgee, im slow on that regard.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-22 19:29:12


At 7/20/08 01:25 AM, TheThing wrote: Just saw the Dark Knight, and it is one of the greatest movies of our time. I mean, it was fucking amazing! Honestly, Heath Ledger couldn't have played a better Joker if it was pages from on of the comic books on the screen. He will win an Oscar for that role, posthumorously of course, which is fitting for the Joker. He made me laugh even when he was killing people. I even learned a new magic trick with a pencil from him. Go see the movie just for the Joker; fuck Two-Face (most pointless cameo in the whole movie) and Batman.

I thought that every character in the movie was useful, even Two-Face...
But Heath Ledger was just great as the Joker and Christian Bale kicked ass, as usual :)

The whole movie was great, there was no way to see things coming during the movie, everything was unique and surprising, I loved it :)

oh, btw, thanks for the rosters update.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-23 01:28:09


So I go away for a few days and, suddenly, my penis gets injured, right?

Chapter 1 of 2: the penis matter.

At 7/18/08 03:38 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 7/18/08 12:35 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I got this stupid pipe wrench today. Anyone wants to trade?
I'll be getting my Shuriken level by August, I don't think I'll want to trade. Go fix my medieval sink.

Ah, I guess I'll have to find someone else to trade this wrench. But hey, the shuriken is pretty bad ass, but I'd rather your mace than the shurikens.

At 7/18/08 09:04 AM, NEVR wrote: I'll be getting level 28 on August 27th, according to NG Log. Level 32 and 33 are nice levels IMO, but it's a bit crap that you have 2 shuriken levels in a row.

I still have 44 days with my wrench, then I get that fire-fighter-type axe. Not too bad, better than this wrench.

Well, the 2 shuriken levels straight isn't something bad. Better than 5 Sergeant levels straight. =P

Also Sir-Nuts, I quite like the level 22 wrench. What's wrong with it?

A few reasons:

- I'd rather the level 21 icon than this level icon.
- It's a very common level icon. I mean, not everyone has it with a neutral aura, but lots have it with other auras. It looks like I'm just another one in the BBS. (I guess I'll have to go fabbish for a while =P)
- I don't like the look of it.

At least it has blood on it ;P

Hey, a positive point! =P

At 7/18/08 09:29 AM, Phantom wrote: Yes, his own blood, I thought he and I talked about proper use of a penis pump.

...

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET, DAN!!!

Grrrrr...

At 7/18/08 10:24 AM, NEVR wrote: That'll be why he doesn't like it then :::steps away from Sir-Nuts' mutilated penis:::

See Dan? That's why it was supposed to be a secret! I was afraid of this kind of reaction!

At 7/18/08 01:19 PM, Joshiwa wrote: The monkey wrench is a fav of mine

*clears throat*

DON'T WANNA BE YOUR MONKEY WRENCH
ONE MORE INDECENT ACCIDENT...

Liked it? =)

but I guess it makes sense why he doesn't like it. RIP Sir-Nuts's penis.

Hey, my penis is not dead. It's still here, but with a few scars. ;)

At 7/18/08 01:38 PM, NEVR wrote: LOL, he's gonna see all this and be deeply disturbed by it.

Hey, I'm not disturbed. DO YOU HEAR THIS, I'M NOT DISTURBED! YEAH, I'M NOT DISTURBED! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DISTURBED, YEAH, THAT'S IT!!!!! WHAHWHAHWHAHAH!!!!!!!

At 7/18/08 03:59 PM, Phantom wrote: Thank you, this is my specialty. I disturb people and say evil things about their/lack of genitalia.

You are evil.

At 7/19/08 01:12 AM, TheThing wrote: I think everyone is.

I'M NOT, YOU ARE. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

At 7/19/08 01:23 AM, Phantom wrote: That's what he gets for ranting out of turn.

I WAS NOT RANTING, YOU WERE! MMMMMMMmMmmMMmMMmMmMMmMmMm

mm

m

penis

</hysteria/madness/craziness>

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-23 01:29:35


Chapter 2 of 2: pre-during-post-roster talk.

At 7/19/08 02:31 AM, FBIpolux wrote: - Still missing in action - stop
- No idea when back - stop
- No means of communication right now - stop
- Fighting to survive - stop

End of transmission

Welcome back, ex-possible B/P menace! Even though you still posted every now and then outside here, it's good to have you back.

But it isn't "end of transmission". Over and out sounds much better. =)

At 7/20/08 01:25 AM, TheThing wrote: Just saw the Dark Knight, and it is one of the greatest movies of our time. I mean, it was fucking amazing!

Hmm, I really want to watch it, but I haven't watched Batman Begins yet, so I guess I'll have to watch this one first, right?

Also, is there a kind of "in memory of..." to the actor that died (totally forgot the name, remind me please) at the end of the movie?

At 7/21/08 08:50 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:

OMG YOU!

I mean, hello there targ... sir! How are you doing today?

At 7/21/08 06:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Well as you can see i got a lovely new pair of Wooden Nunchaku.

Nice... wanna trade? =P

At 7/22/08 01:12 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 22nd 2008

Thanks for the update, NEVR (even though I'm late as hell)!

NEVR's note:

Want to say an official welcome back to Phantom, because it's been nice having him around over the past few weeks or so, and the EGB in general seems to have picked up since he's made a return. :)

Welcome back, you penis-mutilator/evil/nice guy! =P

Welcome to sinskae, our new Guardsman. Let's all do our best to show him the ropes.

Welcome! That's the first time I've seen a new Guardsman joining us after the roster's expand, I believe.

Also with this roster, I've gained over 10,000 B/P since I joined the EGB. Cool.

Coooooooool. I'm close to that, I think.

Enjoy the update ;P

Yeah... I'll try.

EGB Statistical analysis
Total B/P gain this week: 5,139 (114.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,210 (121.2 B/P per member)
Difference: -71 B/P gain since last week

Ahh, come on! NEEDS MOAR ACTIVITEY!

Rank distributions:
Praporshchik: 1 (2.3%)

ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzz...

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: sinskae (Guardsman)

Welcome again!

At 7/22/08 01:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 655

Machine #1

Joshiwa - 468

Machine #2

lilhunter03 - 468

Machine #3

Corky52 - 365

Machi... what?

Phantom - 360

Penis.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (19), lilhunter03 (6), Metal-Therapy (2)

Go Joshiwa, go!

Top 3 biggest average rises: NEVR (14.2+), Phantom (9.7+), Shanus (7.1+)

Hello there!

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 02 || [ 60170 ] || [ 078 ] || [ 11.1 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 59641 ] || [ 360 ] || [ 51.4 ] || [ 09.7+ ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander

Hey, BlueHippo, there's a Phantom on your ass!

>>> 20 || [ 17223 ] || [ 353 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || Mendou, Major +1
>>> 21 || [ 17162 ] || [ 034 ] || [ 04.9 ] || [ 21.0 - ] || aldlv, Major -1
>>> 22 || [ 17063 ] || [ 468 ] || [ 66.9 ] || [ 07.5 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 16941 ] || [ 655 ] || [ 93.6 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

We have a new leader, ladies and gentlemen! Mendou, even with a slacking B/P week, managed to pass aldlv, which looks alive. While that, Metal-therapy is running faster than ever, going for lilhunter's butt.

Stay tuned!

>>> 24 || [ 13585 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 07.9 ] || [ 08.4 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11605 ] || [ 282 ] || [ 40.3 ] || [ 04.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik

And while that, I'm all good here. My B/P pace was a roller-coaster this week, going up and down...

>>> 26 || [ 10855 ] || [ 365 ] || [ 52.1 ] || [ 52.1+ ] || Corky52, Sgt. Major +1

You DARE passing me and I'll stick this wrench up your ass! =P
____________

gfox-style post (sort of)! #;-}>

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-23 01:40:45


At 7/23/08 01:28 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Chapter 1 of 2: the penis matter.

I'd tell you it was a big matter, but you'd fail to identify it.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET, DAN!!!
Grrrrr...

There are no secrets when you come on AIM drunk on cheap ass tequila and tell me shit I never asked for.

See Dan? That's why it was supposed to be a secret! I was afraid of this kind of reaction!

It was only a matter of time anyway. Some poor, poor girl would eventually have to know, we're just helping out. at least now it's swollen, it's some improvement for you.

Hey, my penis is not dead. It's still here, but with a few scars. ;)

Too bad you can't claim those wounds of war.

Hey, I'm not disturbed. DO YOU HEAR THIS, I'M NOT DISTURBED! YEAH, I'M NOT DISTURBED! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DISTURBED, YEAH, THAT'S IT!!!!! WHAHWHAHWHAHAH!!!!!!!

Ok.

You are evil.

We have only just begun.

I WAS NOT RANTING, YOU WERE! MMMMMMMmMmmMMmMMmMmMMmMmMm
mm
m
penis
</hysteria/madness/craziness>

The staggering lack of proper English in this post, just blew me away.

At 7/23/08 01:29 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Welcome back, you penis-mutilator/evil/nice guy! =P

You can just forget about me ever being nice to you again. Come one, you called yourself Sir-Nuts on NG...

Penis.

Freud once said, what we lack the most, we focus on the most. Or some shit like that. HMMM?

Hey, BlueHippo, there's a Phantom on your ass!

Yeah, but he takes it that way, and soon enough, so will you.

*Salutes*

My sink isn't done yet...Get to work.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-23 04:24:25


At 7/23/08 04:10 AM, Mendou wrote: heh, Phantom beat me by just a few points. Of course MT is just a complete machine. my god, not even Joshiwa gets that much per week.

You're funny. Back in the days; me, Slash and Eagle often got scores of 800 a week with occasional peaks of 1000 a week :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-23 05:54:33


At 7/23/08 04:54 AM, Mendou wrote: But seriously, that's.....is that even possible? I mean....wow. I could never get that much a week, ever. I don't know how you guys did it but I reckon you sold your soul or something.

We nearly did. I for one practically resigned from all human activity, slept three hours a day, at half our intervals to B/P and added autorefresh to my FF. It was pretty harsh, but back then there was less spam out there too, so an honest person could earn star pace...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-23 08:04:32


At 7/21/08 08:50 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
OMG YOU!

I mean, hello there targ... sir! How are you doing today?

>>> 24 || [ 13585 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 07.9 ] || [ 08.4 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11605 ] || [ 282 ] || [ 40.3 ] || [ 04.8 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
And while that, I'm all good here. My B/P pace was a roller-coaster this week, going up and down...

Yes it is I, back from the grave to feast from the flesh of bad flash, you arn't that far behind me (2000ish). Last time I was taken over, by aldlv and a couple others, was when I was on leave. I'm not really a potent enough portal guard to be a threat to those above me and those below will inevitably(sp?) pass me, I'm more of a bench mark than a competitor but I will try to make things a bit of a challenge for you. Now get back to your station and polish your rifle ;)
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