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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 03:38:26


At 7/18/08 12:35 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I got this stupid pipe wrench today. Anyone wants to trade?

I'll be getting my Shuriken level by August, I don't think I'll want to trade. Go fix my medieval sink.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 09:04:30


At 7/18/08 03:38 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 7/18/08 12:35 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I got this stupid pipe wrench today. Anyone wants to trade?
I'll be getting my Shuriken level by August, I don't think I'll want to trade. Go fix my medieval sink.

I'll be getting level 28 on August 27th, according to NG Log. Level 32 and 33 are nice levels IMO, but it's a bit crap that you have 2 shuriken levels in a row.

Also Sir-Nuts, I quite like the level 22 wrench. What's wrong with it? At least it has blood on it ;P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 09:29:02


At 7/18/08 09:04 AM, NEVR wrote: I'll be getting level 28 on August 27th, according to NG Log. Level 32 and 33 are nice levels IMO, but it's a bit crap that you have 2 shuriken levels in a row.

August 1st for me. And yes, two level of shurikens is a bit annoying, but at least it's pretty, eventually I'll have to have the tomahawk, which I think is poorly made.

Also Sir-Nuts, I quite like the level 22 wrench. What's wrong with it? At least it has blood on it ;P

Yes, his own blood, I thought he and I talked about proper use of a penis pump.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 10:24:39


At 7/18/08 09:29 AM, Phantom wrote: August 1st for me. And yes, two level of shurikens is a bit annoying, but at least it's pretty, eventually I'll have to have the tomahawk, which I think is poorly made.

Ahh, so yours is pretty much the opposite end of the month. I was hoping we could have a joint level up celebration ;P

And yeah, the tomohawk is a bit gay. I don't like the little fluffy collar below the blade -- makes it look girly. After that though, you get the executioner's axe, which is pretty nice.

Yes, his own blood, I thought he and I talked about proper use of a penis pump.

That'll be why he doesn't like it then :::steps away from Sir-Nuts' mutilated penis:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 13:19:17


At 7/18/08 10:24 AM, NEVR wrote:

Ahh, so yours is pretty much the opposite end of the month. I was hoping we could have a joint level up celebration ;P

Don't worry in a few days I level up and we get to be nunchuck buddies.


And yeah, the tomohawk is a bit gay. I don't like the little fluffy collar below the blade -- makes it look girly. After that though, you get the executioner's axe, which is pretty nice.

I really don't mind the tomahawk, actually I quit like it but to each his own.


Yes, his own blood, I thought he and I talked about proper use of a penis pump.
That'll be why he doesn't like it then :::steps away from Sir-Nuts' mutilated penis:::

The monkey wrench is a fav of mine but I guess it makes sense why he doesn't like it. RIP Sir-Nuts's penis.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 13:30:58


At 7/18/08 01:19 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 7/18/08 10:24 AM, NEVR wrote:

Ahh, so yours is pretty much the opposite end of the month. I was hoping we could have a joint level up celebration ;P
Don't worry in a few days I level up and we get to be nun chuck buddies.

I thinnk 5 or 6 more days till I get the hammer, =\ I wish I had nun chucks.


I really don't mind the tomahawk, actually I quit like it but to each his own.

I think the tomahawk is pretty cool, I just hate when you go from level ten, which is some sort of hand/ wrist guard, to a swiss army knife. I saw that and I was rather disappointed. But that's in the past now! :)

Yes, his own blood, I thought he and I talked about proper use of a penis pump.
That'll be why he doesn't like it then :::steps away from Sir-Nuts' mutilated penis:::
The monkey wrench is a fav of mine but I guess it makes sense why he doesn't like it. RIP Sir-Nuts's penis.

That's a scary thought right there O.O

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 13:38:37


At 7/18/08 01:19 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Don't worry in a few days I level up and we get to be nunchuck buddies.

Yeah, but my nunchucks are better than yours (will be). ;P

I'm actually quite looking forward to the level 28 knife. A lot of people think it's shit, but I'm all for it. Besides, when I reach level 28, the next level will be the SILVER GAUNTLET, which will be an exciting prospect.

I really don't mind the tomahawk, actually I quit like it but to each his own.

Yah, some people like it, others don't. I guess the fact that it's a high level makes up for it though -- I'm sure I won't mind it too much when I get there.

The monkey wrench is a fav of mine but I guess it makes sense why he doesn't like it. RIP Sir-Nuts's penis.

LOL, he's gonna see all this and be deeply disturbed by it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 15:59:54


At 7/18/08 01:38 PM, NEVR wrote: LOL, he's gonna see all this and be deeply disturbed by it.

Thank you, this is my specialty. I disturb people and say evil things about their/lack of genitalia.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-18 16:52:36


Me to i`m soon to have the Wooden Nunchunks ,i cant wait they look so badass. Although not as much as my Bronze Gaunlet. Sir-Nuts why dont you like the Wrench? i loved that although maybe it looked it looked with the blue aura. I wish getting the next badge was as quick. On my news page its the first time, ive not updated it. I will when i level up next week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 01:12:42


At 7/18/08 01:38 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm actually quite looking forward to the level 28 knife. A lot of people think it's shit, but I'm all for it. Besides, when I reach level 28, the next level will be the SILVER GAUNTLET, which will be an exciting prospect.

I like it. After the firs set of nunchucks at level 25, all of the weapons seem sufficiently bad ass to satisfy my needs. Granted, the level 28 knife is the weakest of the bad ass stuff, but it'll due until i can move on to level 29

I really don't mind the tomahawk, actually I quit like it but to each his own.
Yah, some people like it, others don't. I guess the fact that it's a high level makes up for it though -- I'm sure I won't mind it too much when I get there.

That'll be a while, even for me. I've got 3 days before my knife, which is at 8,090 XP, while the Tomahawk starts at 13,600, over 1.5 times the starting point for level 28.

The weapon that I'm most looking forward to (that's going to happen relatively soon) is the level 32 Flail. Throw an Evil or (surprisingly) Fab Aura on it, and it's looking quite sexy.

The monkey wrench is a fav of mine but I guess it makes sense why he doesn't like it. RIP Sir-Nuts's penis.
LOL, he's gonna see all this and be deeply disturbed by it.

I think everyone is.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 01:23:24


At 7/19/08 01:12 AM, TheThing wrote: The weapon that I'm most looking forward to (that's going to happen relatively soon) is the level 32 Flail. Throw an Evil or (surprisingly) Fab Aura on it, and it's looking quite sexy.

Ohhh, yeah.

I think everyone is.

That's what he gets for ranting out of turn.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 02:54:32


At 7/19/08 02:31 AM, FBIpolux wrote: STOP

You've made 184~ posts since your last post here, in late late May. I declare, Bullshit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 15:09:54


Phantom ain't holding no prisoners today.
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BTW, Josh, if you read this, could you send me the roster file fso that I can do the update on Tuesday? I just checked my hotmail account and there's nothing in the inbox, so I dunno if you tried to send it or not. Just thought I'd ask in here in case I don't catch you on AIM or whatever.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 15:28:18


At 7/19/08 03:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Phantom ain't holding no prisoners today.

And not just in flames either. today, I reclaimed my B/P position of #28 (best ever being 20 very briefly) I got back into Coop's list of top protectors as #50, and a decent steady location in the top voting power list. :)

stat whoring isn't that bad again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 16:09:06


At 7/19/08 03:13 PM, Mendou wrote: Unless I really pick up the pace, which I'm trying to do.

YOU CAN DO IT, I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU

At 7/19/08 03:28 PM, Phantom wrote: And not just in flames either. today, I reclaimed my B/P position of #28 (best ever being 20 very briefly) I got back into Coop's list of top protectors as #50, and a decent steady location in the top voting power list. :)

Grats, man. I'm still trying to get onto the top voting power list... got my total VP up to 10.00 today, so I think I have about 0.08 to go to reach the list as it stands.

stat whoring isn't that bad again.

I go through phases of loving it, then getting bored. Glad you're starting to like it again :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 16:16:05


At 7/19/08 03:28 PM, Phantom wrote: And not just in flames either. today, I reclaimed my B/P position of #28 (best ever being 20 very briefly) I got back into Coop's list of top protectors as #50, and a decent steady location in the top voting power list. :)

Glad to see that you're back to your old ways.

stat whoring isn't that bad again.

Just don't get too up yourself and go passing me for saves ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 16:30:24


At 7/19/08 04:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Grats, man. I'm still trying to get onto the top voting power list... got my total VP up to 10.00 today, so I think I have about 0.08 to go to reach the list as it stands.

After EGSC, getting into the list turns really hard...

I go through phases of loving it, then getting bored. Glad you're starting to like it again :)

yeah, I have time on my hands for now, I probably won't soon enough...

At 7/19/08 04:16 PM, Coop83 wrote: Glad to see that you're back to your old ways.

I've added some fun to my life (scotch, as seen on my user page).

Just don't get too up yourself and go passing me for saves ;)

meh, I want Blue Hippo's ass first, then we'll see.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 17:24:37


At 7/19/08 04:30 PM, Phantom wrote: After EGSC, getting into the list turns really hard...

Yeah, what with your only VP increase coming from your depositing, which takes a long time. It'll take me a while to get to EGSC though, and I'm sure that by the time I do, I'll have entrenched myself on that list enough to not worry about the increments taking so long.

yeah, I have time on my hands for now, I probably won't soon enough...

I probably won't either come September, but we'll see. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 17:48:21


Sir i dont improve of at all of people, saying a submisson is stolen but look at this one http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 9718. He has only joined today,a user called http://grim-mortis.newgrounds.com/review s/flash Says its stolen i googled and this is what .i found http://myanimelist.net/people.php?id=311 5. The reason its looks suspect is that its his only submisson. and his comment his funny. What do you think. I dont agree without evidence, that this is not his. The review may be gone soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 18:00:07


At 7/19/08 05:54 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Stfu noob I don't have internet at my place so I can't really B/P or post here : /

Oh, so now I'm the noob, you've managed to post quite a bit in your brand new dumpster, but you've somehow not bothered to drop by here?

I also love the fact you're telling me to shut the fuck up, because you have no idea in how much shit you will soon end up.

Anyway FBIbollocks, is it? I just wanted to tell you that I find it a bit strange you've forgot all about us so quickly. Anyway, enjoy your dumpster, I hear if the truck parks in the suburban areas; you can hack a router for a little internet. Try it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 18:05:44


What is up with FBIpolux lately, he seemed to be in a bad mood and was MIA until now. Good to know the portal sped up for the last few days.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 18:22:39


http://www.une-larme-de-lune.com/Site-Fl ash/Marriage.html

Has been stolen to:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 9741

Large website, account made in hotmail, that's all I know, and they guy of course seems sketchy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 18:31:58


Actually the guy is quite a good liar, I'd say, everything seems to match, as long as it can't be proven, but I bet he didn't know NG shows you who he made the e-mail with, and I kind of doubt that a french guy would use hotmail.com...

Could be that I'm wrong, but I doubt it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 18:37:12


At 7/19/08 06:31 PM, Phantom wrote: Actually the guy is quite a good liar, I'd say, everything seems to match, as long as it can't be proven, but I bet he didn't know NG shows you who he made the e-mail with, and I kind of doubt that a french guy would use hotmail.com...

Could be that I'm wrong, but I doubt it.

Thanks alot Phantom nice find. I thought it looked funny his website does, not match. I could not find any flash on there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 18:40:09


At 7/19/08 06:37 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Thanks alot Phantom nice find. I thought it looked funny his website does, not match. I could not find any flash on there.

He used the real french guy's website, the video is under "motion", but he probably stole it anyway.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-19 18:59:21


At 7/19/08 03:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Phantom ain't holding no prisoners today.
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BTW, Josh, if you read this, could you send me the roster file fso that I can do the update on Tuesday? I just checked my hotmail account and there's nothing in the inbox, so I dunno if you tried to send it or not. Just thought I'd ask in here in case I don't catch you on AIM or whatever.

I just sent it to you Olly, I ment to send it the other day but I got distracted and forgot. If you haven't received it in a little while just PM me and I will try again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-20 00:00:50


At 7/19/08 06:48 PM, Mendou wrote: Yikes, I reviewed it and said well done and everything. Now I feel incredibly silly.

You just didn't know, it's alright. Although the idiot passed judgment. It seems obvious that whether people on NG are level 1, or...34, idiocy can still be bountiful.

At 7/19/08 07:18 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Internet.
Calm down champion.

I could think of quite another thing I'd like to say first, but I suppose there's no point, who knows when's the next time you'll find the way to the local library to use the internet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-20 01:25:58


Just saw the Dark Knight, and it is one of the greatest movies of our time. I mean, it was fucking amazing! Honestly, Heath Ledger couldn't have played a better Joker if it was pages from on of the comic books on the screen. He will win an Oscar for that role, posthumorously of course, which is fitting for the Joker. He made me laugh even when he was killing people. I even learned a new magic trick with a pencil from him. Go see the movie just for the Joker; fuck Two-Face (most pointless cameo in the whole movie) and Batman.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-20 08:39:29


At 7/20/08 01:25 AM, TheThing wrote: Just saw the Dark Knight, and it is one of the greatest movies of our time.

I was just thinking about going to see it today. A friend of mine went to a midnight opening, he said it was amazing. That movie already made 16 million on it midnight openings alone; I think it'll end up setting a new record.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-20 09:45:00


At 7/20/08 12:00 AM, Phantom wrote: I could think of quite another thing I'd like to say first

LOL, I think we all could ;P

At 7/20/08 01:25 AM, TheThing wrote: Just saw the Dark Knight, and it is one of the greatest movies of our time.

I'm interested in seeing the new Batman movie -- I liked Batman begins, so I'm hoping that the new one lives up to the hype.


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