amusing idea...

I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

Couldn't resist ;P

He looks awesome a real good mascot. He looks like a active member a shame, you dont have a real one. I keep getting the spelling wrong.

GunnerX86 reporting, Sir!I would like to be apart of the Elite Guard,Sir!

At 6/26/08 02:09 AM, GunnerX86 wrote: GunnerX86 reporting, Sir!I would like to be apart of the Elite Guard,Sir!

Sorry civilian but you do not meet the requirements to join our ranks. You need at least 2500 B/P points to join the barracks, try the NGPD when you reach 400 B/P and 50 posts.

At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him? I'll be on my way as well.

Because for all this time I've been passing him off as the villain, but now that I'm in the lead I reveal my evil plan and tell you that it is me you should have feared all along, MWAHHAHAHA!

Seriously, that's just not going to happen. I'm the hero of the portal, because I vote what a movie should score. Therefore I vote right and how can you go against that without being bad?

At 6/26/08 05:51 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Seriously, that's just not going to happen. I'm the hero of the portal, because I vote what a movie should score. Therefore I vote right and how can you go against that without being bad?

It would just mean that all you care about is that point and not what is behind that point, someones hard ( or not so hard) work.

The classic struggle between Coop and DOD :P

At 6/26/08 02:09 AM, GunnerX86 wrote: GunnerX86 reporting, Sir!I would like to be apart of the Elite Guard,Sir!

I don't think politic forum spammers are allowed.

At 6/25/08 08:27 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 6/25/08 12:26 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahaha, its Colonel Rooster!!!!

That is one AWESOME rooster, new mascot of the EGB?

Absolutely, If EagleRock approves ;P

Yeah, but first we need to FIND EagleRock! Anyone knows where is he at?

At 6/25/08 03:54 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I'll be on my way as well.

To passing Duke, you mean? If so, I wish you luck. I'd find it amusing if when he returned to NG, he'd been passed by loads of people. He'd have to extend his villainous speeches to threaten more than just Coop :)

It would be pretty funny to see his reaction when he discovers about 20 people passed him. =)

At 6/25/08 11:16 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: He looks awesome a real good mascot. He looks like a active member a shame, you dont have a real one. I keep getting the spelling wrong.

Don't worry about the misspelling. I used to say rooster until Stero pointed it out with that joke. I didn't pay attention at that time, so I used to type rooster.

At 6/26/08 02:09 AM, GunnerX86 wrote: GunnerX86 reporting, Sir!I would like to be apart of the Elite Guard,Sir!

I was missing this. You know, teh n00bs. It's been a long time since someone like him tried to join.
___________

My pace is much better so far. I'm at rank #395 at the moment, but I know I already passed DarkSoldier. Yay!

*Salutes*

At 6/26/08 01:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: The classic struggle between Coop and DOD :P

LOL! It's exactly how I always envisioned it ;P

At 6/26/08 04:24 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Yeah, but first we need to FIND EagleRock! Anyone knows where is he at?

Busy living life to the full. I think he told me a few weeks ago that he and his wife had found a house they wanted to buy, so maybe he's busy moving right now.

It would be pretty funny to see his reaction when he discovers about 20 people passed him. =)

He'd still proclaim that he'll eventually be the king of B/P. To be honest, I don't fancy his odds against Afro_Stud...

The spelling does confuse me so its roaster right?. I wont ever get to Afro level, i wonder does he bother to go to the portal ,to get any more b/p aprt from depositing. He must have never logged of will anyone, ever overtake him there? I still got like over 500 points to next badge.

At 6/26/08 06:15 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: The spelling does confuse me so its roaster right?.

Its rooster or cock, a roaster is something used to roast beans, chickens, peanuts, etc.

I wont ever get to Afro level, i wonder does he bother to go to the portal ,to get any more b/p aprt from depositing. He must have never logged of will anyone, ever overtake him there?

He still gets in the 70 B/P a day range every roster so I doubt he will stop anytime soon. No one will pass him for a very long time if ever.

I still got like over 500 points to next badge.

Get a move on soldier! :P

At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the update Josh :D

Top 5 Gainers:
Joshiwa - 517
Mendou - 453
lilhunter03 - 371
pwroftheseagoat - 367
aldlv - 357

Kinda pissed off I'm not on here, but you snooze you lose :P

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (15), Mendou (5), lilhunter03 (2)

It'll be a few weeks till I'm back on here

Top 3 biggest average rises: Penguinlink (34.0+), aldlv (17.4+), Sentio (12.0+)

Nice to see Penguinlink & Sentio back in good form,ah the good old days :D

Random word: Turbo

Random Response: Negro :O

>>> 14 || [ 24476 ] || [ 517 ] || [ 73.9 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Joshiwa, General

Looks like you're going to be very hard to catch :(

>>> 15 || [ 23678 ] || [ 280 ] || [ 40.0 ] || [ 05.6 - ] || Shanus, General +1

A very bad pace, silly Shanus partying all week :P

>>> 16 || [ 23477 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 02.3 - ] || bifgis, Lt. General -1

Glad to pass you, but sad to see you have such a small pace while I did it :(

>>> 17 || [ 21110 ] || [ 118 ] || [ 16.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || NEVR, Brig. General

Come on back NEVR :P

In other news, I've gotten pretty good B/P all week all over 60, except for Tuesday where I got 6 :P
But well on my way to Commander, but no point in racing Josh there, he'll just win :/

Oh and if any of you guys haven't seen this yet it's comes highly recommended by me. And has the smell of a daily award alright, check it out :D

At 6/26/08 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote: Oh and if any of you guys haven't seen this yet it's comes highly recommended by me. And has the smell of a daily award alright, check it out :D

Grr I mean http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 6217. That'll teach me to type so fast.

Ends double post shame :(

At 6/26/08 07:19 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/26/08 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote: Oh and if any of you guys haven't seen this yet it's comes highly recommended by me. And has the smell of a daily award alright, check it out :D

Grr I mean http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 6217. That'll teach me to type so fast.

Ends double post shame :(

Ok this is just looking like spam now. Some days I do wish there was an edit button :(

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 6217

And it really is worth a look see

Nice triple post there Shanus. :P

At 6/26/08 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the update Josh :D

Anytime.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (15), Mendou (5), lilhunter03 (2)

It'll be a few weeks till I'm back on here

Will be glad to see you back on there.

>>> 14 || [ 24476 ] || [ 517 ] || [ 73.9 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Joshiwa, General

Looks like you're going to be very hard to catch :(

Hopefully I will be able to stay ahead of you.

In other news, I've gotten pretty good B/P all week all over 60, except for Tuesday where I got 6 :P
But well on my way to Commander, but no point in racing Josh there, he'll just win :/

I am so close to Commander I can taste it, its only time separating me and its killing me. But I will be glad to see you there with the nice golden tank.

At 6/26/08 06:15 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: The spelling does confuse me so its roaster right?

The correct spelling is 'roster'. ;P

Short post but I'm making it on my iTouch, and it takes forever to write anything on this damn thing. I wish it were more compatible with Newgrounds - you can't even watch flash on it, so I can't B/P. At least I can make a few posts on it I guess.

:::Salutes:::

At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 517
Mendou - 453
lilhunter03 - 371
pwroftheseagoat - 367
aldlv - 357

top 5... nice... =D
was a nice week... but, it wasn't that nice at the university... :'(

Top 3 biggest average rises: Penguinlink (34.0+), aldlv (17.4+), Sentio (12.0+)

17... sounds ok...

>>> 20 || [ 16564 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 51.0 ] || [ 17.4+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 15693 ] || [ 453 ] || [ 64.7 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15015 ] || [ 371 ] || [ 53.0 ] || [ 08.9 - ] || lilhunter03, Captain

ohhh... both will pass me...
very soon...
I don't think I will get to 20K before they pass me...
so... i'm out of the top 20...

btw... nice to see that lilhunter03 is 'full' back...

btw... Sir-nuts on top 400... nice job...
you are almost there (there = top 300 list... XD)

At 6/26/08 07:21 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/26/08 07:19 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/26/08 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote: Oh and if any of you guys haven't seen this yet it's comes highly recommended by me. And has the smell of a daily award alright, check it out :D

yep, daily

except if stamper and JohnnyUtah finish the MGC today... : )

At 6/26/08 01:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: It would just mean that all you care about is that point and not what is behind that point, someones hard ( or not so hard) work.

If I didn't care about the work, why have I written so many reviews and generated so many responses? It's just a case of finding the authors who are worth helping and doing a good job with helping them.

The classic struggle between Coop and DOD :P

The sad thing about this is that I've got almost as good a beard as Ming the Merciless :$ I keep mine trimmed down to a point and the moustache is really going to take some work to get there.

Still around people, but I'm not sure for how much longer... this will be a long post that many won't care about, but I feel this community is one I am particularly close to so there a few things I want to say about my absence.

I'm not the most active person in here anyway, so I'm sure I haven't been missed, but it has been over a month now since I last posted here, or indeed anywhere on NG. The reason for that is that my father passed away suddenly (heart attack at just 49 years of age), and needless to say I have been busy organising the funeral and sorting out his finances etc. To be honest there has been little time for grieving, though myself and the rest of the family have certainly taken it hard.

I've seen posts before, one in here not too long ago, about people feeling after a tragic event that they have been wasting their lives and intend to make the most of them more in the future. I can understand this sentiment completely, and I am closer to my family now than I have ever been. Despite this though I've been popping onto here and reading posts on a number of occasions over the past months, as this is the one place in my life where things have just continued on as normal. To me NG has always been an escape from reality, and now more than ever I enjoy that (until this post blows all of that of course...). I don't want to leave and I don't plan on leaving, but I just can't be as active as I once was...

(End depression, time for some happier stuff)

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons). As a result I am bound to be here less as I enter the real world of work in the coming months. Also I have an incredible girlfriend who I want to spend more time with now that I'm free from the shackles of final year study (it just goes to show that anyone can find a great girl!). It all adds up to less time on NG, but at least looking to the future I am happy and things are looking bright.

So, after all of that, I'm not leaving, but I won't be around much either. I'd like to remain a part of the community here, after all this is my real home on NG- the first place I joined and the one that means the most to me, but I don't have the time to be active in pushing this place into the future.

*salutes*

At 6/27/08 07:53 AM, Sentio wrote: Still around people, but I'm not sure for how much longer... this will be a long post that many won't care about, but I feel this community is one I am particularly close to so there a few things I want to say about my absence.

Damn, that's a tough one man. You have my sympathies and if you need to talk, just hit me a PM.

I've seen posts before, one in here not too long ago, about people feeling after a tragic event that they have been wasting their lives and intend to make the most of them more in the future. I can understand this sentiment completely, and I am closer to my family now than I have ever been.

Yeah, I know that you form greater emotional ties with the ones that are left behind. Grief unites you and from that position, you move forward, stronger.

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons). As a result I am bound to be here less as I enter the real world of work in the coming months. Also I have an incredible girlfriend who I want to spend more time with now that I'm free from the shackles of final year study (it just goes to show that anyone can find a great girl!). It all adds up to less time on NG, but at least looking to the future I am happy and things are looking bright.

Congratulations on the Degree and the Girlfriend. Now good luck with getting employment sorted out, as it's the long road for you now ;) Stay in touch with us, you know the friendly url that you can find us all loitering at in any case. newgrounds.com isn't that hard to remember, is it?

At 6/27/08 07:53 AM, Sentio wrote

I've seen posts before, one in here not too long ago, about people feeling after a tragic event that they have been wasting their lives and intend to make the most of them more in the future. I can understand this sentiment completely, and I am closer to my family now than I have ever been. Despite this though I've been popping onto here and reading posts on a number of occasions over the past months, as this is the one place in my life where things have just continued on as normal. To me NG has always been an escape from reality, and now more than ever I enjoy that (until this post blows all of that of course...). I don't want to leave and I don't plan on leaving, but I just can't be as active as I once was...

I am deeply sorry for your loss man and I understand completely that you want to spend more time with your family.

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons). As a result I am bound to be here less as I enter the real world of work in the coming months. Also I have an incredible girlfriend who I want to spend more time with now that I'm free from the shackles of final year study (it just goes to show that anyone can find a great girl!). It all adds up to less time on NG, but at least looking to the future I am happy and things are looking bright.

Congratulations on getting your degree!!! Spend more time with you girlfriend because love is one of the most important things in life.

So, after all of that, I'm not leaving, but I won't be around much either. I'd like to remain a part of the community here, after all this is my real home on NG- the first place I joined and the one that means the most to me, but I don't have the time to be active in pushing this place into the future.

I hope to see you around from time to time, feel free and welcome to post in the barracks whenever you like, you will be sorely missed,

*salutes*

*salutes*

Once agian why is this topic so much like a ghostdown. Sentio i so sorry for you loss like WasteWizard i do not know you, but i think your very brave posting on here at such a time. Well its nice APF rejoined RRC again ,i find writing reviews lots of un audio the worst.

At 6/27/08 07:53 AM, Sentio wrote: The reason for that is that my father passed away suddenly (heart attack at just 49 years of age), and needless to say I have been busy organising the funeral and sorting out his finances etc. To be honest there has been little time for grieving, though myself and the rest of the family have certainly taken it hard.

I'm so sorry, I know how it feels to lose a loved one. 2 years ago, I lost both of my grandparents, 6 months apart from each other. One of cancer, while the other suffered from the aftereffects of 2, possibly 3 strokes for a couple of years before she finally let go.

Despite this though I've been popping onto here and reading posts on a number of occasions over the past months, as this is the one place in my life where things have just continued on as normal. To me NG has always been an escape from reality, and now more than ever I enjoy that (until this post blows all of that of course...). I don't want to leave and I don't plan on leaving, but I just can't be as active as I once was...

Trust me, you'll never be as active as you once was. As soon as you leave for an extended period of time, you seems to lose the drive and the want to keep posting. It feels awkward to jump in on a conversation, and you just end up lurking.

(End depression, time for some happier stuff)

Yea!!!!!

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons).

Not exactly sure what that means, but I assume it's good.

As a result I am bound to be here less as I enter the real world of work in the coming months.

Meh, life sucks when you're an adult.

Also I have an incredible girlfriend who I want to spend more time with now that I'm free from the shackles of final year study (it just goes to show that anyone can find a great girl!).

Why would you want to spend more time with a girl? They're yucky, and have cooties.

It all adds up to less time on NG, but at least looking to the future I am happy and things are looking bright.

You have to move on sometime. Think of this as high school; sure, when you graduation, you move on to bigger and better things, but you still feel the urge to stop by and see how all you're old teachers are doing. Don't resist that urge.

So, after all of that, I'm not leaving, but I won't be around much either. I'd like to remain a part of the community here, after all this is my real home on NG- the first place I joined and the one that means the most to me, but I don't have the time to be active in pushing this place into the future.

Have fun. That's all I can say. Life is amazing; it shouldn't be wasted in front of a computer screen.

*salutes*

*salutes*

I'm not a touchy-feely kind of guy, but I know WW in person so no need to address him here.

At 6/27/08 07:53 AM, Sentio wrote: my father passed away suddenly (heart attack at just 49 years of age)

Sorry about that.

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons).

Congrats about that.

ha i dont kno any thing about posting and shit!!!!!

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

While the internet is rarely serious fucking business, it is critical to remember that behind the aliases and screen names and stats, there are actual people on the other side of the computer---actual people with real families and friends and problems. It's easy to forget sometimes, but forget we cannot.

And while this club is founded on silly internet stats, we're all friends here, and the fact that we're connected by series of tubes instead of phone lines doesn't make that any less real. Anyone got a problem, they can talk about it here without being made fun of or ignored. Anyone needs to take some time off, fine, this IS the fucking internet and no one will blame you for having to tend to your real life when shit goes down. We'll be around if or when things are steady enough to return to the entertainment of Newgrounds.

We ain't going nowhere.

Listen to the wise words of teh Slash ladies and gents.

I'm finally getting back into B/Ping properly, as I have time on my hands now until September. Nothing is really going on for me, so whenever I'm at home I can just relax and do some B/P and watch TV... and eat lots.

Expect to see me making a bit of a comeback on the roster on Tuesday. Won't be a HUGE comeback, but it'll be a comeback nonetheless.

I know it terrible to hear about people loss but thanks what you siad is tre i hope. Well on more lighter note i beeb busy wrting lots of audio and one flash game. I love to able to do flash you dont realise the hard work and effort that goes into the flash. The game was for RRC and its was very helpful see ,my review its lovely that ,APF has returned hes got some amazing reviews.

At 6/28/08 12:55 PM, NEVR wrote: Listen to the wise words of teh Slash ladies and gents.

Listen well I did.

I'm finally getting back into B/Ping properly, as I have time on my hands now until September. Nothing is really going on for me, so whenever I'm at home I can just relax and do some B/P and watch TV... and eat lots.

Well its good to hear you have more free time and about time you got back on the B/P wagon. :P

Expect to see me making a bit of a comeback on the roster on Tuesday. Won't be a HUGE comeback, but it'll be a comeback nonetheless.

I expect you to be in the top 5!

At 6/28/08 09:00 PM, Joshiwa wrote: I expect you to be in the top 5!

Hmmm... I dunno, maybe. I've only gotten about 250 since the last roster. If I keep up about 50/day, then I'll have about a 350 gain by the next roster, which may or may not put me in the top 5 gainers, depending on everyone else's pace. I won't make my promotion by the next roster unless I average 70/day, which I don't know if I can do anymore. I'm not the B/P crackhead I used to be :/

Hey, I'll be leveling up to Private in the next few weeks, and I was just wondering, if I don't have at least a normal whistle, will I not be accepted into the EGB?