Hey, I'll be leveling up to Private in the next few weeks, and I was just wondering, if I don't have at least a normal whistle, will I not be accepted into the EGB?

At 6/29/08 02:47 AM, jew193 wrote: Hey, I'll be leveling up to Private in the next few weeks, and I was just wondering, if I don't have at least a normal whistle, will I not be accepted into the EGB?

A normal whistle or higher is required to be an official member of the Barracks. You can still hang around if you have a broken whistle, but until it's fixed, it's sort of a provisional acceptance.

At 6/28/08 10:41 PM, Mendou wrote: Now I'm I have about 1,488 left before my next and favorite rank up. It's gonna be long and hard but I SWEAR I SHALL THAT RANK IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

Aha, statwhore. J/k, we're all statwhores, but never in all my time on NG have I ever gotten more than 50 B/P in a day (with the exception of Clock Day, which I dread). I'm just aiming to get to level 20 or higher by the end of this year and hit 1k reviews, which I'm slowly working on. I'm also aiming to get to 1000 blams some time in the near future.

I have a long road ahead of me, don't I?

Wish me a happy birthday, soldiers, because today is my 3rd NG birthday. No need for cake, save it for my actual birthday later in the year ;P

Seems like I've been on NG for much longer than 3 years though...

:::Salutes:::

At 6/29/08 09:30 AM, NEVR wrote: Wish me a happy birthday, soldiers, because today is my 3rd NG birthday. No need for cake, save it for my actual birthday later in the year ;P

Seems like I've been on NG for much longer than 3 years though...

Salutes:::

Three years already? It seems not that long ago yo made that heart felt post in the LUL about your two years on NG. Well congrats man!!!

*salutes*

At 6/29/08 02:58 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Three years already? It seems not that long ago yo made that heart felt post in the LUL about your two years on NG. Well congrats man!!!

It's one of those paradoxical times where on one hand it seems like it was only last week... but on the other hand (and especially when you think that my 2 year NG birthday was before the redesign was even launched) it seems a LONG time ago...

Here's to the start of my fourth year on NG ;P

:::Salutes:::

I feel terrible i meant to mark a review helpful ,and accidently pressed the useless button. So if anyone see the review for Hedgehog Launch the review by Iamthecandyman please its not useless. I wanted to mark it as helpful ,but it looks like its been changed thankfully. Well done NEVR on three years on Newgrounds.

Talking about ClockDay, Miss Andrea
Do you guys know when is ClockDay this year?

At 6/29/08 05:25 PM, NEVR wrote:

It's one of those paradoxical times where on one hand it seems like it was only last week... but on the other hand (and especially when you think that my 2 year NG birthday was before the redesign was even launched) it seems a LONG time ago...

Here's to the start of my fourth year on NG ;P

Haha. aaahhhh NEVR ;)

I am close to two years on NG, seems longer tho.

Salutes:::

*salutes*

At 6/29/08 07:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Do you guys know when is ClockDay this year?

Its August 15th, same as every year.

At 6/29/08 07:10 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I feel terrible i meant to mark a review helpful ,and accidently pressed the useless button.

I wouldn't worry about it so much, these things happen. I doubt that it will make too much difference in the long run.

Well done NEVR on three years on Newgrounds.

Heh, thanks ;P

At 6/29/08 08:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Haha. aaahhhh NEVR ;)

Aaahhhh me. ;)

I am close to two years on NG, seems longer tho.

Is it a good thing that it seems longer? Or a bad thing? I was contemplating this the other day, and I didn't manage to come to a conclusion, because for me, like I said earlier, it definitely seems like it's been much longer than 3 years.

:::ponders:::

Do you guys know when is ClockDay this year?

Its August 15th, same as every year.

HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT KNOW WHEN CLOCK DAY IS

It should be branded onto your mind, dude ;P

At 6/29/08 10:27 PM, NEVR wrote:

I am close to two years on NG, seems longer tho.

Is it a good thing that it seems longer? Or a bad thing? I was contemplating this the other day, and I didn't manage to come to a conclusion, because for me, like I said earlier, it definitely seems like it's been much longer than 3 years.

ponders:::

So I sat here fro a few minutes thinking about that myself and I came to a conclusion that it really wasn't a bad thing but more of a NG maturity. Something to the affect that when you first get here you are overwhelmed by everything but then as you lurk you learn more and more. If you stay here long enough you become a regular and get use to the inner workings, so as in me saying it felt longer it really wasn't saying that its been a bad experience, its just the fact I have gotten so use to everything it just seems that I have been here longer.

At 6/29/08 07:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Talking about ClockDay, Miss Andrea
Do you guys know when is ClockDay this year?

Yeah, I'm prepared. I have my water, my bucket, and a bunch of junk food stocked up for it. Now all I got to do is clear being out of school that day with my parents and I'll be all set.

Also, I know someone already said this, but Clock Day is ALWAYS going to be on the fifteenth of August. I burned that into my brain by repeating it about fifty-kajillion times.

Afternoon, got a little stolen report for you all

Cave Man Fuck has been stolen from here

At 6/29/08 09:30 AM, NEVR wrote: Wish me a happy birthday, soldiers, because today is my 3rd NG birthday. No need for cake, save it for my actual birthday later in the year ;P

Seems like I've been on NG for much longer than 3 years though...

Salutes:::

It seems like it's so much longer. I've been here intermittently for 2 years, yet I feel like I've been here forever.

At 6/29/08 08:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

At 6/29/08 07:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Do you guys know when is ClockDay this year?

Its August 15th, same as every year.

Sorry if I can't remember all those random SomethingDays :P

Also, is there any specific plans for the EGB for ClockDay ??
Like... things we should do or things we shouldn't do ??

Sorry for my inactivity, guys. I don't know... I didn't feel like quoting people on the past few days...

At 6/26/08 07:49 PM, NEVR wrote: Short post but I'm making it on my iTouch, and it takes forever to write anything on this damn thing. I wish it were more compatible with Newgrounds - you can't even watch flash on it, so I can't B/P. At least I can make a few posts on it I guess.

Oh, you're complaining about that? =P

Well, at least you can post on something portable. I wish I had a portable thing I could use NG on, then I wouldn't need to turn on the PC late on the night, for example.

Also, why can't you watch Flash on it? No Flash plugin?

At 6/26/08 07:53 PM, aldlv wrote: btw... nice to see that lilhunter03 is 'full' back...

Yeah, but he still has to get back here. THEN he would be fully back.

btw... Sir-nuts on top 400... nice job...

Thanks, man! It was pretty hard to get there, but I finally made it.

you are almost there (there = top 300 list... XD)

I know, I can't wait to get there! I'm moving about 2 - 4 ranks a day, and I'm about 3,000 points away from the #300

At 6/27/08 03:43 AM, TheNossinator wrote: Think yourself lucky, at least you can get to NG away from an actual computer. I'd love to be able to post anywhere and everywhere.

Same goes for me. Although I'm not even close to that, my cellphone is still black & white! =0

At 6/29/08 09:30 AM, NEVR wrote: Wish me a happy birthday, soldiers, because today is my 3rd NG birthday. No need for cake, save it for my actual birthday later in the year ;P

Happy NG-birthday (even though I'm late)!

Seems like I've been on NG for much longer than 3 years though...

For me, it seems like I've been here for less than a year, although I feel it has consumed more than one year of my life.

At 6/29/08 10:27 PM, NEVR wrote: HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT KNOW WHEN CLOCK DAY IS

It's funny, I had no idea what Clock Day meant before I was in one. And it was hell.

It should be branded onto your mind, dude ;P

Now it is!

August 15th, August 15th, August 15th...

At 6/30/08 03:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Sorry if I can't remember all those random SomethingDays :P

Well, there's a mini-list of NG "Holidays" somewhere, I just can't remember where. =P

I'll search for it again, but only later.

Also, is there any specific plans for the EGB for ClockDay ??
Like... things we should do or things we shouldn't do ??

I have my strategy, but I don't know if the EGB has a specific one (I wasn't around here last year's Clock Day). Mine is something like this:

0. (yeah, z-e-r-o) Sleep A LOT the day before (14th) until 11:30 PM, then the party starts;
1. Open Portal Guard and set the time to 10 seconds;
2. Watch the Flash until you get a notion of what will it be, then vote. Seriously, they won't stop coming, so you won't have time to watch all of them. And yeah, you can blame me for that, but it's necessary to try to stop the mass-voting;
3. If you catch anyone using tons of multiple accounts, write it down somewhere. I think someone here will PM wade with a list of spammers.
4. Drink coffee, it's gonna be a looong day.

Also, Clock Day this year will be on a Friday, so stay as late as you can, because it isn't like, August 16th and it's over. It keeps going on after a while.
___________
My dear God, tomorrow it's already half of the year! NOOOOO!

*Salutes a little frightened*

I cant wait for Clockday i mad about Clocks. I cant belive its only about 5 or 6 weeks. intil then. Its almos a year ago where does the time past. I loved last year i wonder if Rupeeclock will submit, or Strawberryclock himself.

Didn't think I'd manage this, but here it is.

Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General! Still have a long way to go until I catch bifgis, who is currently directly above me on the roster, and I have an even longer way to go until I reach the final rank... but I'm getting there.

Tradition:

At 6/30/08 10:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Didn't think I'd manage this, but here it is.

Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General!

Congrats. I should get my next badge tomorrow.

At 6/30/08 10:17 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:

At 6/30/08 10:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Didn't think I'd manage this, but here it is.

Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General!

congrats man... that's awesome...

Congrats. I should get my next badge tomorrow.

lilhunter03???
nice to have you back man... =D
long time since your last post here Captain

At 6/30/08 04:32 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 6/30/08 03:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Sorry if I can't remember all those random SomethingDays :P

Well, there's a mini-list of NG "Holidays" somewhere, I just can't remember where. =P

I'll search for it again, but only later.

Do as you please dear sir :)

Also, is there any specific plans for the EGB for ClockDay ??
Like... things we should do or things we shouldn't do ??

I have my strategy, but I don't know if the EGB has a specific one (I wasn't around here last year's Clock Day). Mine is something like this:

0. (yeah, z-e-r-o) Sleep A LOT the day before (14th) until 11:30 PM, then the party starts;

yeah party :)

1. Open Portal Guard and set the time to 10 seconds;

what's Portal Guard, I have heard a couple things about it, but I don't know what it is...

2. Watch the Flash until you get a notion of what will it be, then vote. Seriously, they won't stop coming, so you won't have time to watch all of them. And yeah, you can blame me for that, but it's necessary to try to stop the mass-voting;

what ?!? you have to watch it ?!? ... Oh sorry, I didn't meant to say this :P

3. If you catch anyone using tons of multiple accounts, write it down somewhere. I think someone here will PM wade with a list of spammers.

lol... It's kind of weird that Newgrounds have a fucking ClockDay... since they are the biggest spammers in here... well... except for those Gay KK

4. Drink coffee, it's gonna be a looong day.

I like Energy Drinks better :)

Also, Clock Day this year will be on a Friday, so stay as late as you can, because it isn't like, August 16th and it's over. It keeps going on after a while.

I know :P

At 6/30/08 10:37 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 6/30/08 04:32 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: 1. Open Portal Guard and set the time to 10 seconds;

what's Portal Guard, I have heard a couple things about it, but I don't know what it is...

PortalGuard is...
... well.. i'm not sure... I haven't tried it...
but it sounds awesome XD

At 6/30/08 10:37 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 6/30/08 04:32 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 6/30/08 03:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

lol... It's kind of weird that Newgrounds have a fucking ClockDay... since they are the biggest spammers in here... well... except for those Gay KK

Well, technically it can't be blamed on the actual CC, because a lot of other people make a Clock flash, but aren't really part of the Crew. Mainly because it's easy (can be done with no lip/eye animation, speakonia voices), and it'll get some 2's by those who are fans of the Clock Crew.

The KK, on the other hand, started out an average club, turned to spam, tried to clean up their image, then died.

4. Drink coffee, it's gonna be a looong day.

I like Energy Drinks better :)

Yeah, but you'll crash with a couple of hours after drinking it. But you can always drink another one.

At 6/30/08 10:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Didn't think I'd manage this, but here it is.

Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General! Still have a long way to go until I catch bifgis, who is currently directly above me on the roster, and I have an even longer way to go until I reach the final rank... but I'm getting there.

Tradition:

Congrats on getting the new rank, pretty awesome right? Just in time for the roster also.

I can't wait to get rid of the badges honestly, I am ready for the amazingly sexy golden tank.

Hey it's been awhile since I've posted here so I thought I'd drop in and say hello to you all. I'm doing good finally got some leave from work. Me and the wife are taking a road trip down to Florida to go to Busch Gardens and Disney World for a couple of days. Thank god I finally got some time off! Work has been hell lately and I really needed the time off. Seems like the only time I'm posting is when I get time off too. Hope all of you are doing well.

A big congratz to Coop on passing DoD! I'm sure he's not gonna like that very much! It's funny how obsessed DoD is about his computer stats. Kinda sad that he places so much importance on something so...unimportant(being polite) to the point of being arrogant. Anyways congratz and have fun rubbing it in his face when he comes back.

Sentio I'm sorry to hear about your loss. I know how hard it can be myself having lost my mother a few years back and then my aunt a few months ago. The important thing is to be there for your family. Newgrounds will be here, it should be a place to enjoy...not a habit. You also graduated too! That's awesome. Weren't you studying biology? That's what my dad does. Good luck on your future endeavors, hang in there.

I was going to say something else to someone but now I don't remember who or what...oh well.

Still keeping my b/p pace going strong. Also got level 31 the other night and 10xp the next! I like my meat cleaver! The first level in awhile that I truly like looking at.

Clock Day. Just the name of that event makes me shudder. Never has there been a day of such insane spamming.

Last year I was intending to do the 24-hour run, like I did in 2006, but the sheer level of utter, utter shit passing made me lose any desire to sacrifice my mental sanity and I quit about halfway through. Clock Day is a day when one frame shit passes, and not just from popular/prolific authors...but fucking anyone. Bah.

I'm not sure if I'll bother participating this year (I highly doubt I'll submit this time around), but if I do, I'm not protect whoring. I'll use my +1 URL method to watch and fairly vote on every single flash, and that will almost certain involve me zero'ing the vast majority of it. Not like I need to be generous for the points, I'm a Supreme Commander.

dsgfsdgsdfgsf

At 7/1/08 02:48 AM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: A big congratz to Coop on passing DoD! I'm sure he's not gonna like that very much! It's funny how obsessed DoD is about his computer stats. Kinda sad that he places so much importance on something so...unimportant(being polite) to the point of being arrogant. Anyways congratz and have fun rubbing it in his face when he comes back.

*tips cap* Thank you, sir. That's if he comes back. I'm quite enjoying NG without him, it's so much more peaceful, especially in the mlb thread :P

At 7/1/08 04:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Clock Day. Just the name of that event makes me shudder. Never has there been a day of such insane spamming.

I will get a Blam this year!

Last year I was intending to do the 24-hour run, like I did in 2006, but the sheer level of utter, utter shit passing made me lose any desire to sacrifice my mental sanity and I quit about halfway through. Clock Day is a day when one frame shit passes, and not just from popular/prolific authors...but fucking anyone. Bah.

I'll probably get as many as 18 hours out of it. Then I'll repeat the process on Saturday as well, because there's always stragglers.

I'm not sure if I'll bother participating this year (I highly doubt I'll submit this time around), but if I do, I'm not protect whoring. I'll use my +1 URL method to watch and fairly vote on every single flash, and that will almost certain involve me zero'ing the vast majority of it. Not like I need to be generous for the points, I'm a Supreme Commander.

I'm going for a new record. I want to see if I can keep up with the BBS, the Portal, Review some decent flash that make it in the mix and also put up some good numbers for that week.

Hey all, just an apology for not being here for so long, but now that I have EVERYTHING in order and I can start actually reviewing and everything again, I'll also have more time to do my duties and Liason to the Elite Guard Barracks. You all can expect a new report, full of spirit for this upcoming Friday evening. I'm sure I'll have plenty to say!

Also, congrats Coop on your accomplishment!

At 7/1/08 10:12 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Hey all, just an apology for not being here for so long, but now that I have EVERYTHING in order and I can start actually reviewing and everything again, I'll also have more time to do my duties and Liason to the Elite Guard Barracks.

Glad to hear everything is going better for you now. I've been in a similar situation, where RL circumstances have hindered my NG activity, but thankful to say that I managed to get back to normal last week, which is nice.

You all can expect a new report, full of spirit for this upcoming Friday evening. I'm sure I'll have plenty to say!

I look forward to reading it. Come September, I'll know for sure whether I'll be able to join the NGDD or not. It all depends on how much time I have left over when I'm at university. Hopefully I should be able to join and give you guys a bit of a boost ;)

Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 1st 2008

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Joshiwa's note:

As you may of noticed NEVR and I decided to take NintendoMadness off of the list do to his final post in the LUL saying that he was not returning to Newgrounds. I am saddened that he has left this site and the barracks, he will be missed.

Now enjoy the update!

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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 889,091 B/P
Average B/P per member: 21,685 B/P
Average EGB rank: Lt. General

Total B/P gain this week: 4,897 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,126 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: +771 B/P since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 1 (2.4%)
Pvt. First Class: 3 (7.3%)
Corporal: 2 (4.9%)
Sergeant: 2 (4.9%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (9.8%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (9.8%)
Sgt. Major: 2 (4.9%)
Praporshchik: 0 (0%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.4%)
Captain: 1 (2.4%)
Major: 2 (4.9%)
Colonel: 0 (0%)
Brig. General: 2 (4.9%)
Lt. General: 2 (4.9%)
General: 2 (4.9%)
Commander: 0 (0%)
Sup. Commander: 13 (32%)

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: None
Leaving the list this week: NintendoMadness
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

NEVR - Lt. General

Other B/P Milestones:

Joshiwa - 15,000 Saves

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