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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-22 15:20:52


At 6/22/08 02:47 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 6/21/08 10:17 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I'm still in the 1,500 gaps. I confused it with the 1,000 point gaps, since I recently entered the 1,500 ones.
Ah yes, just wait till the 2,000 point gaps ;)

It'll take a while until I get there, but I'm already looking towards it. =)

Yup, that must look quite exciting. Could you post your NG Log page here?
Sure why not. NGlog

Pretty cool. You're almost halfway there!

First of all, can anyone explain me what's the purpose of the NG Mafia. I read some pages but I couldn't really get their point.
Basically they protect the portal like the NGPD but with a mob feel to it.

I get it now, thanks. Is anyone a member there which is also a member here? I couldn't find any.

At 6/22/08 03:03 PM, Shanus wrote: Sorry about the inactivity, been off the net most of this week. Partying and socializing, celebrating everyone's exams finished. And nearly off the top 5 B/P this week too :/

It's OK, you're forgiven. ;)

But the reason I'm here posting is that I've now reached the last "BADGE" type B/P rank. GENERAL. and with the VP boost I also reached 10.00 Votes. A very long term goal of mine. So I'm quite happy.

Congratulations! Last "badge", huh? Pretty interesting, your next prize will be a Tank Trophy!

And wow, 10.00 total VP? Great, mine is still at 8.29.

And I even got a screenie (even if it is in low quality :/)

Not bad. I always try to take the screen-shot, although sometimes I can't.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-22 15:45:01


A stolen game passed judgementhttp://www.newgrounds.com/porta l/view/445499 its stolen from herehttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/7703. Its from newgrounds! how on earth did it get pass judgement?. Should i pm Wade Fulp with the details?, is digusting it got through. Read the reviews it clearly stolen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-22 15:54:35


At 6/22/08 03:45 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: A stolen game passed judgementhttp://www.newgrounds.com/porta l/view/445499 its stolen from herehttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/7703. Its from newgrounds! how on earth did it get pass judgement?. Should i pm Wade Fulp with the details?, is digusting it got through. Read the reviews it clearly stolen.

Hey guys! How is everyone?! Well I apologize in advance if I'm breaking any rules by posting here, but it is in regard to Phantomlassuk's last post. I looked into this problem and contacted sevensize, a review and forum mod, and he is going to contact an admin to have the stolen submission removed.

I miss this place, but believe me I'm working my ass off to fix my godforsaken whistle. It's really hard to tell if what you're doing to fix it is working, because it takes forever to raise it, and it can't get any lower. Not to mention the obvious problem of being able to see your whistle points.

Anyways, I hope everyone is well and I'm always reading the goings on here so eventually I can jump right back into the swing of things!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-22 16:26:33


At 6/21/08 08:05 PM, Joshiwa wrote: seems like it would be fun to get young, aspiring stat whores that we can teach the proper way of doing it.

That's a good point - I'm sure there's still a lot of kids out there who just vote for points rather than voting how they SHOULD be voting (i.e., the way they feel about the submission).

As for the roster ideas, we can cross that bridge when we get to it, I'm sure we could figure something out.

I've got a few ideas, but it doesn't matter for now, as everything fits in comfortably as it is. It would be a bit stupid to have to change the roster again so soon after doing the expansion.

At 6/21/08 10:17 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: First of all, can anyone explain me what's the purpose of the NG Mafia. I read some pages but I couldn't really get their point.

No idea. I was hoping that somebody else might be able to explain it to me. I just saw that there was a vacant officer position and thought I'd mention it, to see if we could get anybody who would do well in that position.

Whatever, I like reading your posts. They're always worth reading, even when they are a small one-liner (which doesn't happen very often, anyway).

Meh, I sometimes write one-liners. I wish to dispel the myth that you should ALWAYS write massive posts. Sure, it's better to write more if you can, but in some situations, it's really not necessary to write more than a few lines - for example, when answering a simple question in the Wi/Ht forums.

I noticed your "semi-absence", as you called it. Even though, your posting count here is still higher than some users.

Well, that's not particularly surprising considering we have some users who haven't posted in here for weeks, or even months in some cases ;P

I've seen some members that have a good posting quality and are acceptable here in terms of stats. I even thought of asking them to join here, but I didn't want to look like a dumbass promoting us via PM. I know, Slash once mentioned it that the maximum we could get was "a fuck you and a PM blocking" but, still, I don't think I have courage to do so.

You can always PM me their usernames if you find any potentially suitable people, and I'll let you know what I think of them, and possibly even drop them a PM if I feel they'd be a good addition. Still, there's no reason to worry about PMing someone about joining a club or something (especially a well-established club such as this one). I occasionally receive PMs asking me to join clubs or outside websites/forums, but I just ignore them if I'm not interested. No point wasting energy yelling at someone via PM.

A good way to kick things off if you feel the need to PM someone about joining the EGB is simply to say something like this:

Hey,

I'm a member of the Elite Guard Barracks (EGB), a well established club based upon the protection of the Flash Portal here on Newgrounds. I noticed you fulfill/exceed (depending on user) the entry requirements, and simply wondered whether you'd be interested in joining. If you are, feel free to PM me for more info.

~NEVR

Sure it would be nice. It's always good when someone new comes. As for the Guardsmen... well, Tails posted here a few days ago, but where is he now? I'd like to see him posting here again.

That's kinda my point about the Guardsmen. As it is, I notice a lot of NGPD users feel like they want to stay in the NGPD - and even one or two EGB members still hang around in there more than they do here. There doesn't really seem to be a great level of interest, and I'm not sure if that's because we're seen as too formal in comparison to the PD, or simply that they're more like a lounge rather than a club dedicated to an ideal (no offense NGPD'ers, just an observation).

At 6/22/08 03:03 PM, Shanus wrote: But I thought I'd confirm I didn't die. So NEVR you can't pass me that easily, and Joshiwa I'll continue to bite at your heels :P

Haha, at my current pace, I won't be catching you for a very long time. I'm trying to get back into it, but we'll just have to see how it goes.

At 6/22/08 03:54 PM, DBlach wrote: Hey guys! How is everyone?! Well I apologize in advance if I'm breaking any rules by posting here, but it is in regard to Phantomlassuk's last post.

There's no rule that says you can't post here, but I'd advise you not to frequent the EGB until you've fixed your whistle problem, etc. The odd post every now and again is OK, though.

I looked into this problem and contacted sevensize, a review and forum mod, and he is going to contact an admin to have the stolen submission removed.

SevenSeize is actually a woman, despite her changing her age and sex on her profile every few days ;P

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-23 14:56:54


At 6/22/08 03:54 PM, DBlach wrote: Hey guys!

Hey! Good to see that you're still alive!

How is everyone?!

Siiiiick. Almost collapsed in the class today. I'm felling better now, but my throat can't say the same.

Well I apologize in advance if I'm breaking any rules by posting here, but it is in regard to Phantomlassuk's last post. I looked into this problem and contacted sevensize, a review and forum mod, and he is going to contact an admin to have the stolen submission removed.

Well, I don't think you're breaking any rule by posting here. But I advice you do not turn this into something common. You aren't a member anymore, and you still can't join because of your whistle.

But it's good to see you around! Go fix your whistle, Private!

I miss this place, but believe me I'm working my ass off to fix my godforsaken whistle. It's really hard to tell if what you're doing to fix it is working, because it takes forever to raise it, and it can't get any lower. Not to mention the obvious problem of being able to see your whistle points.

I'll try to post in the abusive stuff thread more often. I used to post more there, but since it got locked/unlocked and I got a deity whistle... well, I gave a break form posting there. I still post stolen flashes there. So look whenever I post there. ;)

Anyways, I hope everyone is well and I'm always reading the goings on here so eventually I can jump right back into the swing of things!

Good to see your motivation!

At 6/22/08 04:26 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/21/08 10:17 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: First of all, can anyone explain me what's the purpose of the NG Mafia. I read some pages but I couldn't really get their point.
No idea. I was hoping that somebody else might be able to explain it to me. I just saw that there was a vacant officer position and thought I'd mention it, to see if we could get anybody who would do well in that position.

Joshiwa explained it yesterday. But I still couldn't find anyone that is a member here and there.

Maybe we could invite a member there that applies in terms of status to join here. Hmm...

Meh, I sometimes write one-liners. I wish to dispel the myth that you should ALWAYS write massive posts. Sure, it's better to write more if you can, but in some situations, it's really not necessary to write more than a few lines - for example, when answering a simple question in the Wi/Ht forums.

Yeah, sometimes one-liners can explain better than a massive post. Example: "No you can't do that, read the FAQ for more info" OVER! =P

Well, that's not particularly surprising considering we have some users who haven't posted in here for weeks, or even months in some cases ;P

There are some members who haven't posted here for more than 6 months, even after your roster clean-up. We could contact them to remind that they're still members here.

You can always PM me their usernames if you find any potentially suitable people, and I'll let you know what I think of them, and possibly even drop them a PM if I feel they'd be a good addition.
Thanks for that. Do you want me to send you a mini-list of people who I think that can be a good addition here?
A good way to kick things off if you feel the need to PM someone about joining the EGB is simply to say something like this:
...

Can I join? =P

On a slightly unrelated note, I entered the top 400 in B/P! Now it's even harder to climb ranks. Now, at my current pace, I move like... one rank a day? =P

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-23 16:38:29


So I've been taking a trip down memory lane and playing an MMO called Star Fury for the past few weeks. It's a pretty basic space battle themed game where you build your empire, and attack other empires etc to gain their resources and all that, making yourself more powerful. I used to play this game years ago, and decided to play it once more for old time's sake.

The problem is that when I used to play it, the people were much nicer, and it wasn't a problem that I didn't get into the whole IRC side of the game, which I was never interested in. This time, though, the people all seem to be a bunch of idiots. Perhaps I've just outgrown it, I dunno. I just got bored of dealing with their shit though, so I deleted my account. It just wasn't fun any more. It's kinda sad that something I used to like a lot has taken a turn for the worse... but that's life I guess.

Anyway, seeing as I'm not playing that game anymore, I don't have to split my internet time between that and NG, so I'll be resuming my old activity levels (hopefully). I've even done a bit of B/Ping today, so hopefully I'll be able to get back into the swing of things pretty soon.

Remember - roster is tomorrow, so be sure to check that out. Joshiwa is giving me some much needed time off and taking the next 2 rosters, so that will hopefully give me even more time to be getting back into things.

LOVE YOU ALL.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-23 17:39:23


At 6/21/08 10:17 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Phantom is Russian, right? Well, he should be pretty happy with Russia now, because they won The Netherlands in Euro. Nice game.

Russia played awesome! I'm personally more familiar with the Ukraine as a home away from home, but Russia still played like they owned those god damn Dutch. Their in the semi finals now, HAHA. Russia however has a Dutch coach, ownage much?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-23 18:29:38


Nice to see it more active i think im coming down, with a headcold i felt dizzy the other day or maybe its hayfever i suffer with that. Anyway enough about that i remember when i had ,garbabe whistle it only took a few weeks to raise it. I remember how i rose up to bronze from looking at reviews, for Salad fingers someone was leaving chain letters this was in late 2006!. I got a exellant memory. I look forward to the rooster tomorrow salutes!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 00:43:47


At 6/23/08 04:38 PM, NEVR wrote: stuff

Well it sucks that your game experience turned sour but I am glad you are coming back to the dark side and spending more time with us :P

Remember - roster is tomorrow, so be sure to check that out. Joshiwa is giving me some much needed time off and taking the next 2 rosters, so that will hopefully give me even more time to be getting back into things.

Omg its like going to be later today, and next week. MADNESS. Also you need to B/P more.


LOVE YOU ALL.

<3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 05:37:37


At 6/24/08 12:43 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Omg its like going to be later today, and next week. MADNESS. Also you need to B/P more.

I'M DOING IT MANG, GIMME A BREAK YA? ;P

/hyperness

Haha, that was a fairly hyper post. This one is just to make a break between your previous post (made 4 hours ago), and the roster being posted, because I KNOW how irritating it is when you have to triple post because nobody had the courtesy to break things up a little for ya ;P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 08:20:01


Gentlemen, a special announcement that is particularly meaningful to Barracks Members.

Dream-of-Duke has now been passed by me. If I am capable of putting someone like him behind me, then so are all of you.

That is all.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 08:28:29


At 6/24/08 08:20 AM, Coop83 wrote: Gentlemen, a special announcement that is particularly meaningful to Barracks Members.

*listens*

Dream-of-Duke has now been passed by me. If I am capable of putting someone like him behind me, then so are all of you.

Passed in which way? The stat-whoring way, or the maturity thing, because when you are concerning the latter, we've all passed him.

This is just about the most mature group of users I've seen in a while. It's quite refreshing to come here after being surrounded by idiots for the majority of my day. It's also good to see a familiar face around here. Glad you decided to pop in, Coop.

That is all.

I'm returning to Portal Duty now.

By the way, how could you forget to salute?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 08:34:28


At 6/24/08 08:20 AM, Coop83 wrote: Gentlemen, a special announcement that is particularly meaningful to Barracks Members.

Dream-of-Duke has now been passed by me. If I am capable of putting someone like him behind me, then so are all of you.

I saw it mentioned in the 51+ thread yesterday, but please do accept my formal congratulations for your achievement, Coop. It's great to see you finally knock him off his ivory tower. I can't wait until he returns to NG after the summer and sees that he's been passed by 2 ( and maybe more by that point) of his rivals (I believe pwroftheseagoat passed him recently too, right?)

That is all.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 13:21:45


Barracks roster - Tuesday, June 24th 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

Later than I usually like to make the update due too sleep, much needed sleep.

Enjoy the update!
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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 884,194 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,563 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 4,126 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,241 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: -115 B/P since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 1 (2.4%)
Pvt. First Class: 4 (9.5%)
Corporal: 2 (4.8%)
Sergeant: 2 (4.8%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (9.5%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (9.5%)
Sgt. Major: 2 (4.8%)
Praporshchik: 0 (0%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.4%)
Captain: 1 (2.4%)
Major: 2 (4.8%)
Colonel: 0 (0%)
Brig. General: 3 (7.1%)
Lt. General: 1 (2.4%)
General: 2 (4.8%)
Commander: 0 (0%)
Sup. Commander: 13 (31%)

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: None
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

Shanus - General
Mendou - Major
TheNossinator - Pvt. First Class

Other B/P Milestones:

Casualty - 10,000 Blams
lilhunter03 - 15,000 B/P
Coop83 - Passed his long time rival Dream-Of-Duke :P

:::End of post #1:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 13:23:21


Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 517
Mendou - 453
lilhunter03 - 371
pwroftheseagoat - 367
aldlv - 357

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (15), Mendou (5), lilhunter03 (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Penguinlink (34.0+), aldlv (17.4+), Sentio (12.0+)
Random word: Turbo
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All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61735 ] || [ 049 ] || [ 07.0 ] || [ 02.6+ ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 59908 ] || [ 066 ] || [ 09.4 ] || [ 02.4+ ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 58668 ] || [ 018 ] || [ 02.6 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander
>>> 04 || [ 56273 ] || [ 199 ] || [ 28.4 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
>>> 05 || [ 45718 ] || [ 107 ] || [ 15.3 ] || [ 12.0+ ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 42790 ] || [ 367 ] || [ 52.4 ] || [ 07.3+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 41325 ] || [ 328 ] || [ 46.9 ] || [ 06.5 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37772 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 14.4 - ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
>>> 09 || [ 34564 ] || [ 290 ] || [ 41.4 ] || [ 34.0+ ] || PenguinLink, Sup. Commander
>>> 10 || [ 34199 ] || [ 289 ] || [ 41.3 ] || [ 11.0+ ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander +1
>>> 11 || [ 34143 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander -1
>>> 12 || [ 30306 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, Sup. Commander
>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander
>>> 14 || [ 24476 ] || [ 517 ] || [ 73.9 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Joshiwa, General
>>> 15 || [ 23678 ] || [ 280 ] || [ 40.0 ] || [ 05.6 - ] || Shanus, General +1
>>> 16 || [ 23477 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 02.3 - ] || bifgis, Lt. General -1
>>> 17 || [ 21110 ] || [ 118 ] || [ 16.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || NEVR, Brig. General
>>> 18 || [ 20229 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || Casualty, Brig. General +1
>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 01.1 - ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General -1
>>> 20 || [ 16564 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 51.0 ] || [ 17.4+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 15693 ] || [ 453 ] || [ 64.7 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15015 ] || [ 371 ] || [ 53.0 ] || [ 08.9 - ] || lilhunter03, Captain
>>> 23 || [ 13321 ] || [ 048 ] || [ 06.9 ] || [ 03.0 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 24 || [ 10499 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 14.7 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 25 || [ 10417 ] || [ 238 ] || [ 34.0 ] || [ 05.6 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Sgt. Major
>>> 27 || [ 08885 ] || [ 006 ] || [ 00.9 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 26 || [ 08842 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.7 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 28 || [ 08727 ] || [ 072 ] || [ 10.3 ] || [ 06.0 - ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 29 || [ 08136 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 07797 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 31 || [ 07499 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 32 || [ 07234 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 33 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 05478 ] || [ 049 ] || [ 07.0 ] || [ 01.3 - ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 05121 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.6 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 04789 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.6 - ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 37 || [ 04409 ] || [ 066 ] || [ 09.4 ] || [ 00.6 - ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 38 || [ 03679 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 39 || [ 03313 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 04.6 - ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 40 || [ 03117 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || NintendoMadness, Pvt. First Class
>>> 41 || [ 03085 ] || [ 123 ] || [ 17.6 ] || [ 11.0+ ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class
>>> 42 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private

Guardsmen:
>>> 43 || [ 02230 ] || [ 023 ] || [ 03.3 ] || [ 01.2+ ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (270 until Eligible)
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 14:30:58


At 6/24/08 02:18 PM, Mendou wrote:
At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 517
Mendou - 453
lilhunter03 - 371
pwroftheseagoat - 367
aldlv - 357
I get the feeling that no one's going to ever beat you in terms of weekly gainers. I'LL ALWAYS BE IN SECOND OR THIRD, WHY, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME.

Nah, people pass me all the time for the top gainer but I manage to stay n the top 5, I am sure you will pass me from time to time. Just had a good week. AT LEAST I AM NOT IN THE 600 TO 700 RANGE I USE TO MAINTAIN.


Anyway thanks for the update Joshiwa.

Anytime :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 14:54:03


At 6/24/08 01:21 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, June 24th 2008

Thanks for the update, Joshiwa!

Joshiwa's note:

Later than I usually like to make the update due too sleep, much needed sleep.

ZZZzzzZZZzz... huh?

Enjoy the update!

From what I've seen so far, I won't enjoy this one as much as the last ones...

Total B/P gain this week: 4,126 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,241 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: -115 B/P since last week

We weren't as good as we were last week... Let's see if this week we can get more active - both Portal and posting-wise!

Rank distributions:
Commander: 0 (0%)

Soon to have a 1 here, right Joshiwa? =)

Promotions:

Shanus - General
Mendou - Major
TheNossinator - Pvt. First Class

Congratulations, guys!

Other B/P Milestones:

Casualty - 10,000 Blams
lilhunter03 - 15,000 B/P

More congratulations!

Coop83 - Passed his long time rival Dream-Of-Duke :P

Not really a milestone... but AN ACHIEVEMENT! Congrats, Coop!

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 517

+500? =0

Mendou - 453
lilhunter03 - 371
pwroftheseagoat - 367
aldlv - 357

Congrats to all of you! And good to see both aldlv and lilhunter03 back to B/Ping!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (15), Mendou (5), lilhunter03 (2)

Joshiwa, the unstobable machine! 15 and couning!

Random word: Turbo

Boost?

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 10 || [ 34199 ] || [ 289 ] || [ 41.3 ] || [ 11.0+ ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander +1
>>> 11 || [ 34143 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander -1

Uhh, Slash... Are you still out there?

>>> 20 || [ 16564 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 51.0 ] || [ 17.4+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 15693 ] || [ 453 ] || [ 64.7 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15015 ] || [ 371 ] || [ 53.0 ] || [ 08.9 - ] || lilhunter03, Captain

Wow, the race here is back, now with a new competitor!

>>> 24 || [ 10499 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 14.7 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major

Watch out, if you don't get back on B/Ping then I shall pass you in a couple of days!

>>> 25 || [ 10417 ] || [ 238 ] || [ 34.0 ] || [ 05.6 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Sgt. Major

WAAAAHH, what the hell is this pace!?!

I really need to B/P more... 34 a day is ridiculous for me!

>>> 40 || [ 03117 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || NintendoMadness, Pvt. First Class

Good news, he's alive! Well, that's at least what Haggard said here.

Again, thanks for the update, Joshiwa!

At 6/24/08 02:18 PM, Mendou wrote:
Also, anyone else have this problem when voting, sometimes when i click one of the voting buttons...nothing happens. I have to refresh my page in order for it to work. It's not a serious problem but it is a little annoying.

No, I never got that problem. Although sometimes it happens that I click the voting panel and nothing happens, so I just click it again and it works.

However, one similar thing happened to me a couple of times. I clicked the voting panel but it just kept saying "Submitting vote...." but nothing happened. I had to refresh the page but it said I had already voted on that submission! =/

Back to the Portal, to see if I can make that pace better!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 15:17:58


At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 16 || [ 23477 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 02.3 - ] || bifgis, Lt. General -1
>>> 17 || [ 21110 ] || [ 118 ] || [ 16.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || NEVR, Brig. General

Long way to go to pass bifgis, but I'll get there. Expect to see me back on form in the coming few weeks.

Thanks for doing the update this week man.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 16:57:49


At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

What a bunch of people I don't know, you included.

Well, I suppose B/P hasn't been my point of interest for a long time now, even with the time to dedicate to it most of the time, I just feel the portal has nearly collapsed with spam submissions. There are of course great new animations and games that keep this place going (There she is 3, Dino run, Thing Thing 4) but in spite of that, the spam made fair voting nearly a smudge of the past...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 18:47:14


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7426 4/1190 In his comments on the flash hes says it has a link to a picture of porn ,i dont know if this is true as i have not completed it. By the way the rooster is great.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 19:52:17


At 6/24/08 06:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: By the way the rooster is great.

The rooster? Heh, I know you meant the roster, but that whimsical little spelling error gave me an amusing idea...

I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

Couldn't resist ;P

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 21:02:48


At 6/24/08 07:52 PM, NEVR wrote: I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

Now that is one impressive cock.


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was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 22:41:46


At 6/24/08 07:52 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/24/08 06:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: By the way the rooster is great.
The rooster? Heh, I know you meant the roster, but that whimsical little spelling error gave me an amusing idea...

Ugh, here it comes...

I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

COCK JOKE! =P

Well, that's our new mascot! Everyone agrees?

Couldn't resist ;P

Yeah, I know those situations. Read this page for example, same thingy happened with me and good ol' Stero... yeah read it.

At 6/24/08 09:02 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 6/24/08 07:52 PM, NEVR wrote: I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!
Now that is one impressive cock.

A high-ranked cock, you meant.

Back to... sleep?
*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 00:26:31


At 6/24/08 07:52 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/24/08 06:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: By the way the rooster is great.
The rooster? Heh, I know you meant the roster, but that whimsical little spelling error gave me an amusing idea...

I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

Couldn't resist ;P

Hahaha, its Colonel Rooster!!!!

That is one AWESOME rooster, new mascot of the EGB?


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 05:16:33


At 6/24/08 08:28 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Passed in which way? The stat-whoring way, or the maturity thing, because when you are concerning the latter, we've all passed him.

The only way that was left for me to pass him :P

This is just about the most mature group of users I've seen in a while. It's quite refreshing to come here after being surrounded by idiots for the majority of my day. It's also good to see a familiar face around here. Glad you decided to pop in, Coop.

I still do from time to time. Summer is quite a busy season for me, but now that I've booked Clock Day off work, I'm ready for what they want to throw at me!

By the way, how could you forget to salute?

*Salutes*

Didn't realise that it was a requisite any more. I'm more of an informal Supreme Commander

At 6/24/08 08:34 AM, NEVR wrote: It's great to see you finally knock him off his ivory tower. I can't wait until he returns to NG after the summer and sees that he's been passed by 2 ( and maybe more by that point) of his rivals (I believe pwroftheseagoat passed him recently too, right?)

Yeah, he got past about 3 weeks ago, so now it's a sprint to the top 50


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 08:27:30


At 6/25/08 12:26 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahaha, its Colonel Rooster!!!!

That is one AWESOME rooster, new mascot of the EGB?

Absolutely, If EagleRock approves ;P

At 6/25/08 05:16 AM, Coop83 wrote:
By the way, how could you forget to salute?

*Salutes*
Didn't realise that it was a requisite any more. I'm more of an informal Supreme Commander

It's not really a requisite. Informal is good too. SOMETIMES BETTER.

Yeah, he got past about 3 weeks ago, so now it's a sprint to the top 50

I'm sure you'll get there soon enough. It's nice to see your name on the official top 50 savers list, though (the one on the rankings page, I mean).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 09:19:08


At 6/24/08 01:21 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Coop83 - Passed his long time rival Dream-Of-Duke :P

Thanks Josh. Not a rival, per se. Rival indicates that I feel that we are equal. I know that I am superior, because I've got the balls to go out into the world and get a job (Since he kept giving me stick over dropping out of University)

Random word: Turbo

Looks like my Turbo sputtered and died over the weekend :P Still, I've got some momentum, at least.

>>> 06 || [ 42790 ] || [ 367 ] || [ 52.4 ] || [ 07.3+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 41325 ] || [ 328 ] || [ 46.9 ] || [ 06.5 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

Still motoring on. I'm closing on the top 50 for B/P now and both Sea Goat and myself will be joining as the first 50 users to 50k!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 13:15:17


What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him? I'll be on my way as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 15:54:33


At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him?

DoD, a hero? What have you been smoking, man?! ;P

I'll be on my way as well.

To passing Duke, you mean? If so, I wish you luck. I'd find it amusing if when he returned to NG, he'd been passed by loads of people. He'd have to extend his villainous speeches to threaten more than just Coop :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 16:21:35


At 6/25/08 03:54 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him?
DoD, a hero? What have you been smoking, man?! ;P

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paper lace13.shtml


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