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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 19:52:45


At 5/11/08 07:03 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks Activity Levels: 4/27/08 - 5/4/08

Week 3 of this list? Damn, just goes to show how active I am on NG any more.

Actually, it really does, seeing as I haven't had a post here in about 2 or 3 weeks now. Damn, life for me sucks right now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 21:34:29


At 5/11/08 07:03 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks Activity Levels: 4/27/08 - 5/4/08

>>>10 || [ 18 ] || DBlach

Now that Hemlok is back I've slipped down to third from my usual second grrrrrr....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 22:04:00


At 5/11/08 07:52 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 5/11/08 07:03 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks Activity Levels: 4/27/08 - 5/4/08
Week 3 of this list? Damn, just goes to show how active I am on NG any more.

Hey, it's OK. Sometimes IRL responsibilities get in the way of online recreation, and anyone who would neglect their real life for an online fantasy is either lazy, an escapist, or both.

Actually, it really does, seeing as I haven't had a post here in about 2 or 3 weeks now. Damn, life for me sucks right now.

Hey, like I said, IRL responsibilities are important. Like this English project that's due tomorrow: I haven't been as able to come here and put up 20, 30 B/P a night like I could be doing because I've been too busy researching and writing about white influence on the Harlem Renaissance.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 22:26:19


At 5/11/08 07:03 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks Activity Levels: 4/27/08 - 5/4/08

NEVR's note:

Week 3 of this particular list.

Good looking list. I've been gone so much that I didn't realize we were doing a post count/page count, but I definitely like the idea. The portal isn't too bad today. Fairly slow but not fairly spammed up which is somewhat unusual. I've gotten around 60 B/Ps today so it isn't too bad.

Only 2 1/2 more hours until level 28! I don't even know why I'm so excited...


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 22:29:35


At 5/11/08 07:03 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks Activity Levels: 4/27/08 - 5/4/08

Thanks for the update!

>>>09 || [ 05 ] || DarkSoldier

9th again :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 22:41:41


BBS posts are done in alphabetical order, Exp. gain is ranked. right? yeah...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 22:43:43


At 5/11/08 10:41 PM, Pinoyguy75 wrote: BBS posts are done in alphabetical order, Exp. gain is ranked. right? yeah...

b/p... sorry keep thinkin experience.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 22:47:46


At 5/11/08 10:29 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 5/11/08 07:03 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks Activity Levels: 4/27/08 - 5/4/08
Thanks for the update!

>>>09 || [ 05 ] || DarkSoldier
9th again :(

Hopefully you were joking when you said "9th again." The list is in alphabetical order, silly.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-11 22:51:55


At 5/11/08 10:47 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
Hopefully you were joking when you said "9th again." The list is in alphabetical order, silly.

OH, of course i was hehe....

I was uh....just thinking someone would join and make me 10th place...silly you :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 00:43:39


Hey, everyone!

I know my posts around here are sparse, but trust me, I'm on here all the time. I'm currently in process of documenting a lot of the Barracks procedures so that way everyone knows and understands them. I have just finished documenting the recruitment procedures, which you can find here.

I appreciate all of your suggestions about recruiting, as they've been taken into account when I drafted up the guidelines. However, as far as the guidelines go, they still call for a relatively informal recruitment process. My rationale for this is as follows: I don't think a set-time or set amount of votes are necessary for recruits. As far as I know, we have only had one member of the Barracks that was kicked out in all of our history. Therefore, I don't think we necessarily do a bad job in recruiting members. For that reason, I want to keep the recruiting process informal and flexible based on the situation at hand.

Let's face it: some recruits (those without "Private," for example), are no-brainers. Others are very upstanding members of Newgrounds and are very easy to see that they are fitting recruits (for example, Honorable Dischargees of the NGPD). These types of recruits don't require much time or discussion. Others, more specifically, those with a shady past or those that are relatively unknown, require more thought. Those require more evaluation, and more input from the members. Discussions can take place until the recruitment team is satisfied with a solution. This could take hours, or it could take days. Either way, our recruiters have done an excellent job in the past and I would like to continue to trust them.

Let's remember: an informal system does not equal an unorganized system. That is why I posted the guidelines above, so all can understand what goes into the process and see that it isn't basically a crapshoot.

Either way, my goal was to let everyone get up to speed on the process and make sure we're all on the same page. If you still have concerns about the recruiting process, I'll be very glad to hear them. But honestly, I don't think the recruiting process is the biggest of our worries at all.

I plan on having a kind of "State of the Barracks" address to let everyone know where I stand at sorting things out around here. Basically, I have some items on my agenda:

- Continue to receive nominations for and appoint new officers
- Write out a "state of the Barracks" to let everyone know what my plans are for the future
- Draft a Barracks Manifesto to make the purpose of our club clear to the Barracks and the rest of NG
- Foster greater relations with the NGPD and NGDD and the rest of our allies and assist them as needed

Basically, I do not see issues at all with the Barracks as it is (it pretty much has gone smoothly like it always has, even in the absence of the executive officers), but some members have concerns about recruitment and getting new members. I want to address them and ensure that we are doing the best we can in these regards and make sure the members are happy.

I know I'm coming across really formal lately and being a kind of a killjoy, but this is just until I get all this crap outlined and laid out for everyone. I realize that the procedures the Barracks were running under weren't well-known, and I certainly never meant that to be the case. Basically, I'll feel a lot better when I get all this stuff out in the open where it's supposed to be.

Aaaanyway, let me know what you all think. I'd also like to hear more suggestions for new officers. I'm pretty much ready to present suggestions for new officers and have the members bounce opinions back, but I want to give everyone some extra chances to make their nominations/suggestions. As always, posts here, PMs or IMs are all welcome

With that being said, let's go for a:

DEFCON Update:

Portal slower, DEFCON 4. Simple, to the point. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 01:45:17


As always thanks for the update Eagle sir! I'm looking forward to hearing the "State of the Barracks" address i hop it will address all concerns and all things questionable. I have complete faith in you to get everything sorted out, and like you said the barracks have been running smoothly with out all these updates, but it's now even more smooth thanks to you! You are kinda the one who started this place ;) Anyway i just wanted to let you know that (and i'm sure i speak for the barracks when i say) we're all thankful for the things and duties you do here! I've come to enjoy chatting with you over AIM to answer all my questions and i hope you've come to know me a little better as well, becasue i am fairly new to the barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 05:03:53


At 5/12/08 12:43 AM, EagleRock wrote: Hey, everyone!

Nice post Eagle. Glad to see you. Anyway, I agree; you don't have to put recruits through a test to make sure they are good enough to join; since this is a secondary club (most graduate from the PD or are in the DD when they join here), most members are good. And the ones who didn't go through the PD are generally decent.

Also, Last Stand 2 is out

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 06:31:32


So Joshiwa passd me toady, and I'm blaming that and my lack on activity on my exams, which finish on Tuesday. So expect to see more of me around :P

I think I've made like 10 B/P this week :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 10:36:21


At 5/12/08 05:28 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Sergeant First Class FBIpolux reporting in!

1,500 more to go until next rank now...

Now FBI and I are around the exact same rank, as we both ranked up in the same day. But it sucks because it just means another B/Per is going to jump ahead of me. I'm going to be inactive for the next 4-5 days because I'll be working in a place where there's no internet or TV. Fun fun fun. See you all later.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 11:02:13


At 5/12/08 12:43 AM, EagleRock wrote: Hey, everyone!

Hello!

Thanks for the update post and the clarification on the recruitment process and its guidelines. I can't wait for the State of the Barracks address.

*salutes*

At 5/12/08 06:31 AM, Shanus wrote: So Joshiwa passd me toady, and I'm blaming that and my lack on activity on my exams, which finish on Tuesday. So expect to see more of me around :P

Well actually a couple days ago, but nonetheless it would be good to have you around more, maybe just not B/Ping :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 11:27:40


At 5/12/08 12:43 AM, EagleRock wrote: Hey, everyone!

I know my posts around here are sparse,

Sparse my arse. (That rhymes if you say it with an English accent, like I do. :P) You've been posting a good amount round here, lately, and your posts are pretty damn long too, so each one equates to at least 3 or 4 regular sized posts.

I know I'm coming across really formal lately and being a kind of a killjoy, but this is just until I get all this crap outlined and laid out for everyone. I realize that the procedures the Barracks were running under weren't well-known, and I certainly never meant that to be the case. Basically, I'll feel a lot better when I get all this stuff out in the open where it's supposed to be.

Needs to be done, really. Once it's all sorted out, we'll be reaping the benefits for a long time to come, so it's all worth it.

At 5/12/08 05:03 AM, TheThing wrote: Also, Last Stand 2 is out

It's been out for a *while*, dude, but it was only on ArmorGames.com before. ;P

At 5/12/08 06:31 AM, Shanus wrote: So Joshiwa passd me toady, and I'm blaming that and my lack on activity on my exams, which finish on Tuesday. So expect to see more of me around :P

I think I've made like 10 B/P this week :(

Hmm... once you get back into it, I'll have a hard time catching you. My pace lately has taken a big hit, and right now I'm only just cruising up behind Stero and Casualty. Right now I believe Stero is ranked #187, and I'm ranked #188, so it's close :)

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 13:36:03


At 5/12/08 01:45 AM, DBlach wrote: I have complete faith in you to get everything sorted out, and like you said the barracks have been running smoothly with out all these updates, but it's now even more smooth thanks to you! You are kinda the one who started this place ;) Anyway i just wanted to let you know that (and i'm sure i speak for the barracks when i say) we're all thankful for the things and duties you do here! I've come to enjoy chatting with you over AIM to answer all my questions and i hope you've come to know me a little better as well, becasue i am fairly new to the barracks!

Your candor is appreciated, and the vote of confidence is always welcomed. :-) I plan on doing the best I can for our members, as usual.

At 5/12/08 05:03 AM, TheThing wrote: Nice post Eagle. Glad to see you. Anyway, I agree; you don't have to put recruits through a test to make sure they are good enough to join; since this is a secondary club (most graduate from the PD or are in the DD when they join here), most members are good. And the ones who didn't go through the PD are generally decent.

Exactly my point. I'm glad you agree. I believe that once we refresh the officers and stir up the juices around here, the recruitment process will hum along smoothly as ever. After all, I don't appoint officers just for the hell of it. I trust them. :-)

At 5/12/08 11:02 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Thanks for the update post and the clarification on the recruitment process and its guidelines. I can't wait for the State of the Barracks address.

I'm glad for that. I'll try to make it fun and interesting, and possibly even motivating, in a smarmy, cheesy, and utterly stupid manner. :-P

At 5/12/08 11:27 AM, NEVR wrote: Sparse my arse. (That rhymes if you say it with an English accent, like I do. :P) You've been posting a good amount round here, lately, and your posts are pretty damn long too, so each one equates to at least 3 or 4 regular sized posts.

I'm referring to per-day posts. I usually post 3-4 times per day on the Barracks, but a lot of my time is taken up with all this writing and planning I'm doing. But thanks. :-)

Needs to be done, really. Once it's all sorted out, we'll be reaping the benefits for a long time to come, so it's all worth it.

That's the underlying hope. Again, most of these writings might just be superfluous or just plain trite, but they will be there, in case we need them. I also want to make sure people know I'm not just pulling things out of my ass, and that I actually have some plans for around here. :-)

Speaking of plans, let's talk about some nominations.

As most of you might not know, the way I appoint new officers is by getting recommendations and nominations from current officers and members, then I put out a list of my own nominations based on those. I get feedback from the officers/members on my proposed list of new officers, and once I get feedback, I will either revise it or put it in place. Therefore, PMs/posts/IMs/whatever are greatly appreciated.

First off, I must say it is tough for me to do this, but I accept Phantom's resignation as my Lieutenant. He was extremely valuable to me and to the Barracks, and is a good friend. I understand his reasons for resigning, of course, and hope that he continues to post here as a member.

Obviously I need to replace my Lieutenant immediately. However, this isn't a hard decision. There's only one officer I can think of that has been around long enough, and is respected enough to run the Barracks: SlashFirestorm. He is already my Third-in-Command, and I wouldn't really be making a big change. This is only "making things official."

In light of the ongoing spam issue in the Barracks and Wade's gambit on stopping spam for good, the Barracks needs to be more attentive to the threats on the Portal. While Slash is currently our Portal Ops, I feel we need to have more officers in these high officer positions to make our leadership more robust. Also, we need someone very active on Newgrounds, the Barracks, the Portal, and with watching for malicious flash. Based on this, I can only make one recommendation: NEVR. He is very active and has helped me greatly over the last few days. Therefore, I believe he fits the role perfectly, and deserves the position.

As we have other Portal Watch members in the Barracks, I believe that we should leverage their positions and have the Barracks help as much as possible with protecting the Portal. This requires the Barracks to be knowledgeable about the latest threats that are facing us. Therefore, I'm reinstating the Intel Ops position that has long been inactive in the Barracks. Intel Ops has not been used for years, since the older threats of NG were long gone. As far as a qualified member, I am nominating PossiblePancakes for the role. His long-standing membership of the Barracks and excellent abilities of spotting malicious/stolen/rulebreaking flash work perfect for the role. Also, his Portal Watch status will help keep the Barracks informed of the best ways to protect the Portal.

The Barracks also is in need of fostering greater relations with our allies and keeping our alliances alive and strong. Therefore, we need strong and active members acting as our laisons. The first position is in regards to our oldest of allies, the NGPD. While we already have a NGPD laison at the moment, I believe a second one is in order for the current time. The member I am looking at for this position is TheNossinator. Being nominated in the past and having contributed much to the NGPD, he will be perfect for the role.

As far as our other allies, the NGDD, they are in a transitional period as well. Therefore, I believe that the Barracks, as their allies, should extend any help that is necessary to them. It is only natural that we instate a NGDD Laison at this time. The perfect person for the job is none other than AnalPenguinFarming. Taking up much of the task himself, he will be very busy in the NGDD, and not have much time for else. However, I believe he will be the perfect person to provide updates to the Barracks on the NGDD's progress and be able to "kill two birds with one stone" in that respect.

I would appreciate everyone's input into my nominations and see how everyone responds to these nominations. THis list is by no means complete, as I plan on appointing more officers than just these five at this point. As I have more in mind, I will let everyone know of them. In the meantime, make more nominations yourself!

Thanks!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 14:18:18


At 5/12/08 01:36 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Speaking of plans, let's talk about some nominations.

As most of you might not know, the way I appoint new officers is by getting recommendations and nominations from current officers and members, then I put out a list of my own nominations based on those. I get feedback from the officers/members on my proposed list of new officers, and once I get feedback, I will either revise it or put it in place. Therefore, PMs/posts/IMs/whatever are greatly appreciated.

Alrighty I will keep that in mind.


First off, I must say it is tough for me to do this, but I accept Phantom's resignation as my Lieutenant. He was extremely valuable to me and to the Barracks, and is a good friend. I understand his reasons for resigning, of course, and hope that he continues to post here as a member.

Yeah I am sure it was tough and I also hope he continues to be an active member in the Barracks.


Obviously I need to replace my Lieutenant immediately. However, this isn't a hard decision. There's only one officer I can think of that has been around long enough, and is respected enough to run the Barracks: SlashFirestorm. He is already my Third-in-Command, and I wouldn't really be making a big change. This is only "making things official."

He really does deserve this promotion and it makes perfect sense to make him your Lieutenant. We all knew it was going to happen anyway ;P


In light of the ongoing spam issue in the Barracks and Wade's gambit on stopping spam for good, the Barracks needs to be more attentive to the threats on the Portal. While Slash is currently our Portal Ops, I feel we need to have more officers in these high officer positions to make our leadership more robust. Also, we need someone very active on Newgrounds, the Barracks, the Portal, and with watching for malicious flash. Based on this, I can only make one recommendation: NEVR. He is very active and has helped me greatly over the last few days. Therefore, I believe he fits the role perfectly, and deserves the position.

It is a very good choice and is quite frankly the best choice for the Portal Ops position. I am sure it will motivate him even more to help out.

As far as a qualified member, I am nominating PossiblePancakes for the role. His long-standing membership of the Barracks and excellent abilities of spotting malicious/stolen/rulebreaking flash work perfect for the role. Also, his Portal Watch status will help keep the Barracks informed of the best ways to protect the Portal.

I have my own reservations over this but he is an active member and I trust in your judgment.

:. While we already have a NGPD laison at the moment, I believe a second one is in order for the current time. The member I am looking at for this position is TheNossinator. Being nominated in the past and having contributed much to the NGPD, he will be perfect for the role.

He is perfect for this position since he still is very active in the NGPD.


As far as our other allies, the NGDD, they are in a transitional period as well. Therefore, I believe that the Barracks, as their allies, should extend any help that is necessary to them. It is only natural that we instate a NGDD Laison at this time. The perfect person for the job is none other than AnalPenguinFarming.

Meh makes sense.


Thanks!

*salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 16:24:18


At 5/11/08 03:48 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I've done it everyone - I finally achieved the rank of Sergeant First Class. Only 1,500 more B/Ps until my next rank ::sigh:: which will probably take me until somewhere near the end of summer to accomplish. But I figure it isn't so bad...tomorrow I level up to 28, which is another exciting time for me. What's been going on with everyone else here?

Great job man! 1,500 points isn't as much as it sounds. I'm sure you will reach your next rank in no time! Also, congrats on your level up! I wish I deposited everyday I was on this sight. Oh well. :'(

At 5/11/08 07:03 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks Activity Levels: 4/27/08 - 5/4/08

Great list NEVR! It seems like I've taken the second spot a of my return. Hopefully I can stay in the top four at least. I don't think I'll be as active as I was last week since finals started today, but I'll do my best.

At 5/12/08 12:43 AM, EagleRock wrote: Hey, everyone!

Pardon me for not quoting your whole post, but it wouldn't probably let me make this post if there was that much gray. ;) Anyway, I think your doing a great job informing all of the Barracks members of what's going on at this point and time.

I plan on having a kind of "State of the Barracks" address to let everyone know where I stand at sorting things out around here. Basically, I have some items on my agenda:

- Continue to receive nominations for and appoint new officers
- Write out a "state of the Barracks" to let everyone know what my plans are for the future
- Draft a Barracks Manifesto to make the purpose of our club clear to the Barracks and the rest of NG
- Foster greater relations with the NGPD and NGDD and the rest of our allies and assist them as needed

All good ideas, especially growing our relationship with our current allies. Bringing us closer can only be a good thing. I also can't wait to read about the state of the Barracks. Looking forward to see what's coming up in the future.

I know I'm coming across really formal lately and being a kind of a killjoy, but this is just until I get all this crap outlined and laid out for everyone. I realize that the procedures the Barracks were running under weren't well-known, and I certainly never meant that to be the case. Basically, I'll feel a lot better when I get all this stuff out in the open where it's supposed to be.

As our leader it's your duty to make all of these needed changes and keep us informed about them and I personally think your doing an outstanding job. I'm sure everyone else in the Barracks feels the same. I don't feel like your being a "killjoy" at all. It's great to know that my leader steps up to the duties he was assigned and takes them on with full responsibility. This probably sounds extremely corny but this is how I feel. Your doing a great job. :D

At 5/12/08 05:28 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Sergeant First Class FBIpolux reporting in!

1,500 more to go until next rank now...

Excellent work Sergeant! Don't feel discouraged, you'll get to the next rank soon enough. I've got faith in you! :)

First off, I must say it is tough for me to do this, but I accept Phantom's resignation as my Lieutenant. He was extremely valuable to me and to the Barracks, and is a good friend. I understand his reasons for resigning, of course, and hope that he continues to post here as a member.

It is indeed sad to see Phantom resign as the Lieutenant. He was a great second in command, and he will be missed. Hopefully he will still stick around here in the Barracks for other discussions and things like that. His reasons for resigning are good ones. It looks like life is treating him nicely for once. I wish him luck on his future.

Obviously I need to replace my Lieutenant immediately. However, this isn't a hard decision. There's only one officer I can think of that has been around long enough, and is respected enough to run the Barracks: SlashFirestorm. He is already my Third-in-Command, and I wouldn't really be making a big change. This is only "making things official."

I completely agree, a great decision. Slash definitely has the experience and knowledge to take on the role as Lieutenant. I look forward to seeing him around more often.

In light of the ongoing spam issue in the Barracks and Wade's gambit on stopping spam for good, the Barracks needs to be more attentive to the threats on the Portal. While Slash is currently our Portal Ops, I feel we need to have more officers in these high officer positions to make our leadership more robust. Also, we need someone very active on Newgrounds, the Barracks, the Portal, and with watching for malicious flash. Based on this, I can only make one recommendation: NEVR. He is very active and has helped me greatly over the last few days. Therefore, I believe he fits the role perfectly, and deserves the position.

That seems like an important role. I'm sure NEVR will do a great job. Hopefully this new role and his current role as records officer won't wear him down. It'll be tough, but I'm sure he can pull it off. Good luck to you Never and your new responsibilities!

Same goes for PossiblePancakes new role as Intel Ops and AnalPenguinFarming's new role as NGDD Laison. Good luck to you all!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 19:45:55


Lieutenant, eh? Awesome. Slash shall continue his service to the Barracks until his eyeballs melt.

I see exciting times ahead, especially with the developments (and potential further developments) with the efforts to fight Portal spam. I dare say that the sleeping giant that is Slash may become B/P active in the near-ish future if things keep going the way they are...hell, one of the reasons I stopped B/P'ing was because of Portal frustration, but if we actually have a chance...well, what's the point of having a voting power of 11.17 if I'm not going to use it?

Plus, once I have the silver gauntlet and the sexy evil aura, the temptation to return will become more than I can bear...

In any case, good to see officer positions get cleaned up. Lot of them had been stale or unclear for some time. Hopefully, once our house is in complete order, we can start inviting people to join the party. :-D

*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 20:13:51


At 5/12/08 01:36 PM, EagleRock wrote: Obviously I need to replace my Lieutenant immediately. However, this isn't a hard decision. There's only one officer I can think of that has been around long enough, and is respected enough to run the Barracks: SlashFirestorm. He is already my Third-in-Command, and I wouldn't really be making a big change. This is only "making things official."

Obviously he's the only real choice. Nevertheless, he deserves a big congrats from becoming the new 2IC Officer! I have no doubts that he'll do a great job.

Do we need to nominate someone as a new 2nd Lieutenant Barracks officer/3IC, then?

*salutes*

:::Salutes:::

At 5/12/08 04:24 PM, Hemlok wrote:
At 5/11/08 07:03 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks Activity Levels: 4/27/08 - 5/4/08
Great list NEVR! It seems like I've taken the second spot a of my return. Hopefully I can stay in the top four at least. I don't think I'll be as active as I was last week since finals started today, but I'll do my best.

Thanks, and props to your for your activity last week. :)

At 5/12/08 07:45 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Lieutenant, eh? Awesome. Slash shall continue his service to the Barracks until his eyeballs melt.

LOL! Let's hope your eyeballs stay very much un-melted for a long time to come, then.

Plus, once I have the silver gauntlet and the sexy evil aura, the temptation to return will become more than I can bear...

I can't wait for that badass level. I'm going to be obtaining it shortly after my 20th birthday this year, so it'll be something of a belated present from NG to me :P

*salute*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 20:38:48


Well I believe that a big congratulations are in order for all of the members either receiving recommendations or becoming new officers, hopefully I'll be there someday ;] Anywho, did any one esle this morning try to access the site and it sair "in ur tank, upgrading ur server besides me? I found it odd because there was no warning of it like there was for the last wednesday down time. There was a pic of three tankmen welding a tank, i'd post the pic, but it's a .bmp and won't go on a post.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 20:44:01


At 5/12/08 01:36 PM, EagleRock wrote: Speaking of plans, let's talk about some nominations.

I'll send you a PM with some nominations, excluding, of course, the ones you already promoted.

*open thread*

Oh, and you should update it, since you promoted new officers. ;)

As most of you might not know, the way I appoint new officers is by getting recommendations and nominations from current officers and members, then I put out a list of my own nominations based on those. I get feedback from the officers/members on my proposed list of new officers, and once I get feedback, I will either revise it or put it in place. Therefore, PMs/posts/IMs/whatever are greatly appreciated.

I have a doubt: will my "votes" still count for the unoccupied positions? Otherwise my PM will be useless...

First off, I must say it is tough for me to do this, but I accept Phantom's resignation as my Lieutenant. He was extremely valuable to me and to the Barracks, and is a good friend. I understand his reasons for resigning, of course, and hope that he continues to post here as a member.

We all know. He helped us a lot here, and we all got sad when he "left" us for a while. Good that he came back, but I respect his and your opinions.

Obviously I need to replace my Lieutenant immediately. However, this isn't a hard decision. There's only one officer I can think of that has been around long enough, and is respected enough to run the Barracks: SlashFirestorm. He is already my Third-in-Command, and I wouldn't really be making a big change. This is only "making things official."

Congratulations Slash! He lead the Barracks while you and Phantom were absent. He did great things around here, he deserves this new position.

...Based on this, I can only make one recommendation: NEVR. He is very active and has helped me greatly over the last few days. Therefore, I believe he fits the role perfectly, and deserves the position.

More congratulations! Nice, now NEVR has two officer positions (Records officer). He leads the posting ranks every week, our most active member. And he joined less than a year ago and is doing an awesome job here!

...Therefore, I'm reinstating the Intel Ops position that has long been inactive in the Barracks. Intel Ops has not been used for years, since the older threats of NG were long gone. As far as a qualified member, I am nominating PossiblePancakes for the role. His long-standing membership of the Barracks and excellent abilities of spotting malicious/stolen/rulebreaking flash work perfect for the role. Also, his Portal Watch status will help keep the Barracks informed of the best ways to protect the Portal.

I don't have anything against PossiblePancakes. I consider him a great member, creates intelligent ideas and has a great "eye" for reporting stolen/malicious flashes.

But he has to get more active, both here and on the Portal. I guess everyone here agrees with it. Come on, Pancakes!

Still, congrats.

The Barracks also is in need of fostering greater relations with our allies and keeping our alliances alive and strong. Therefore, we need strong and active members acting as our liaisons. The first position is in regards to our oldest of allies, the NGPD. While we already have a NGPD laison at the moment, I believe a second one is in order for the current time. The member I am looking at for this position is TheNossinator. Being nominated in the past and having contributed much to the NGPD, he will be perfect for the role.

I agree with you. He was the first guardsman to graduate here (DBlach just needs the fixed whistle) and B/P a lot. Also, he created the roster for the new NGPD... needless to say anything else.

As far as our other allies, the NGDD, they are in a transitional period as well. Therefore, I believe that the Barracks, as their allies, should extend any help that is necessary to them. It is only natural that we instate a NGDD Laison at this time. The perfect person for the job is none other than AnalPenguinFarming. Taking up much of the task himself, he will be very busy in the NGDD, and not have much time for else. However, I believe he will be the perfect person to provide updates to the Barracks on the NGDD's progress and be able to "kill two birds with one stone" in that respect.

I agree with you again. I look at the NGDoD sometimes, and I noticed that he and TheThing do an excellent job there.

Fuck, I closed this tab, but I discovered that there's an undo button on Mozilla! *phew*

Thanks!

Tomorrow I'll PM you. If it'll be useful.

*salutes*

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-12 23:19:36


At 5/12/08 02:18 PM, Joshiwa wrote: stuff

I appreciate your recommendations, Joshiwa. Remember, if you want to PM me or IM me about some suggestions or concerns, feel free to do so.

At 5/12/08 04:24 PM, Hemlok wrote: more stuff

I'm glad you like the nominations, and it makes me feel good that you agree with them!

At 5/12/08 07:45 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Lieutenant, eh? Awesome. Slash shall continue his service to the Barracks until his eyeballs melt.

Eww. Let's hope they don't...we need those eagle-eyes to spot those malicious flashes on the Portal!

I see exciting times ahead, especially with the developments (and potential further developments) with the efforts to fight Portal spam. I dare say that the sleeping giant that is Slash may become B/P active in the near-ish future if things keep going the way they are...hell, one of the reasons I stopped B/P'ing was because of Portal frustration, but if we actually have a chance...well, what's the point of having a voting power of 11.17 if I'm not going to use it?

Good point. Truth be told, that was my issue, too. Even when I was getting back onto Newgrounds (around Clock Day), it was just too depressing to see flash after flash after flash get through with no quality nor work whatsoever. Fair voting got me less than 20 B/P a day, and it seemed like any work towards solving the problem was futile.

Plus, once I have the silver gauntlet and the sexy evil aura, the temptation to return will become more than I can bear...

*shudders*

In any case, good to see officer positions get cleaned up. Lot of them had been stale or unclear for some time. Hopefully, once our house is in complete order, we can start inviting people to join the party. :-D

That's the plan. :-)

At 5/12/08 08:13 PM, NEVR wrote: even more stuff

Thanks for your input! I appreciate everyone's input in the matter, as it is ultimately helping me make a final decision.

At 5/12/08 08:38 PM, DBlach wrote: Well I believe that a big congratulations are in order for all of the members either receiving recommendations or becoming new officers, hopefully I'll be there someday ;]

Well, let's work towards becoming a member first. ;-) Then we can talk about officership.

Anywho, did any one esle this morning try to access the site and it sair "in ur tank, upgrading ur server besides me? I found it odd because there was no warning of it like there was for the last wednesday down time. There was a pic of three tankmen welding a tank, i'd post the pic, but it's a .bmp and won't go on a post.

That happened for me as well. It was the same downtime pic as the redesign. I assume there was some unplanned downtime with the servers or something. That kind of stuff happens more than you'd think in IT.

At 5/12/08 08:44 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
At 5/12/08 01:36 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Oh, and you should update it, since you promoted new officers. ;)

I didn't promote anyone yet except for Joshiwa. These nominations are just suggestions I'm putting up to the members for input and evaluation. Unless someone has major issues with my nominations, I will put them into effect. However, that's not juuuust yet. :-)

I have a doubt: will my "votes" still count for the unoccupied positions? Otherwise my PM will be useless...

Your suggestions count towards the current positions as well. That's why I'm making nominations, and not appointments just yet. Once I get all the feedback from my members, then I'll make the final decision.

But he has to get more active, both here and on the Portal. I guess everyone here agrees with it. Come on, Pancakes!

Agreed. Though, it should be noted he is online just about every day. It's just a matter of having him get his butt over to the Barracks and actually post. If he's an officer, I'm sure it'll be a bit easier for him to make that effort.

Tomorrow I'll PM you. If it'll be useful.

Of course it will. I definitely want those suggestions to take into account.

Anyway, I'll be on for a bit longer. There's no need to update the DEFCON at this point, as the Portal is still quite slow. Feel free to PM/IM/whatever if you want suggestions into additional nominations (or different ones for that matter).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-13 00:00:35


At 5/12/08 01:36 PM, EagleRock wrote: As far as our other allies, the NGDD, they are in a transitional period as well. Therefore, I believe that the Barracks, as their allies, should extend any help that is necessary to them. It is only natural that we instate a NGDD Laison at this time. The perfect person for the job is none other than AnalPenguinFarming. Taking up much of the task himself, he will be very busy in the NGDD, and not have much time for else. However, I believe he will be the perfect person to provide updates to the Barracks on the NGDD's progress and be able to "kill two birds with one stone" in that respect.

I really appreciate the job you're giving me, but unfortunately it's come at a somewhat bad time, sir. I'm currently doing a job in about 3 hours from my home and cannot spend as much time on NG as I'd like to. However I'll try and spend about an hour on NG every night before I go to bed to do whatever it is you exactly need me to do. The connection out here sucks, but I'm willing to do the job.

I'd prefer if you PMed me with the information and I can give you my screen name for AIM and we'll talk about the important issues at hand between our two groups.

I'd also like to thank all of you in advance for your cooperation in helping us out because we ARE in a tough transitional period and have lost a lot of our old, stronger members. For now I'm outta here though. Bedtime as I have a long day of work ahead of me tomorrow.

::salutes::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-13 00:39:49


At 5/12/08 04:24 PM, Hemlok wrote: It is indeed sad to see Phantom resign as the Lieutenant. He was a great second in command, and he will be missed. Hopefully he will still stick around here in the Barracks for other discussions and things like that. His reasons for resigning are good ones. It looks like life is treating him nicely for once. I wish him luck on his future.

Missed? Missed my ass. I may no longer be in charge but you are not lucky enough to get rid of me that fast. I'll still pop by to spook you guys with horror stories of my slaughters.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-13 07:29:47


In regards to EagleRock's posts, I think the people you've choosen are probably the best that can be chosen at this time. And it's nice to see the levels of activity in the club are still high. And sorry that I haven't been here more often of the passed few months.

At 5/12/08 11:02 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Well actually a couple days ago, but nonetheless it would be good to have you around more, maybe just not B/Ping :P

Ha, fat chance. I'll put up a good fight, still your pace is quite hard to match. Unless you're Afro_Stud :O

At 5/12/08 11:27 AM, NEVR wrote: Hmm... once you get back into it, I'll have a hard time catching you. My pace lately has taken a big hit, and right now I'm only just cruising up behind Stero and Casualty. Right now I believe Stero is ranked #187, and I'm ranked #188, so it's close :)

Sad to see Stero less and less active, but I'm sure I'm noone to talk. I'm more ghostly in some respects, but I do usually read the pages and pages I've missed now and again. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-13 07:52:20


At 5/13/08 07:29 AM, Shanus wrote: Ha, fat chance. I'll put up a good fight, still your pace is quite hard to match. Unless you're Afro_Stud :O

I honestly don't know how the top couple of B/Pers do it. Once I get to 30,000 I might as well stop until they get new ranks (unless they get new ranks by the time I get to 30,000-which at this rate of B/Ping they probably will). Because honestly...Molotov with over 100,000 B/Ps is almost unimaginable for me to even come close to getting. Even if we were to ever get new ranks, he would still be at the top.

Oh, and 6 more blams until 3,000 w00t.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-13 08:11:37


At 5/13/08 07:52 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I honestly don't know how the top couple of B/Pers do it. Once I get to 30,000 I might as well stop until they get new ranks (unless they get new ranks by the time I get to 30,000-which at this rate of B/Ping they probably will). Because honestly...Molotov with over 100,000 B/Ps is almost unimaginable for me to even come close to getting. Even if we were to ever get new ranks, he would still be at the top.

Well I kinda realized that once you get Supreme Commander you with even a little bit of effort you can get pretty damn close to the top 50. But I'll cross that hurdle when I get there. Still gotta get there first. But it's a personal choice, after all 30000 B/P points is it really worht it just to give up and leave it at that. I've seen people get too many points too fast and just lose interest etc, so it's really up to see how well you can actually do.

Oh, and 6 more blams until 3,000 w00t.

Sweet, premature congratulations :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-13 13:03:05


Barracks roster - Tuesday, May 13th 2008

NEVR's note:

Full note in following post...

Promotions:

Hemlok - Supreme Commander
AnalPenguinFarming - Sgt. First Class
FBIpolux - Sgt. First Class

Top 5 Gainers:

FBIpolux - 455
Joshiwa - 399
Hemlok - 338
NEVR - 327
pwroftheseagoat - 298

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: NEVR (13), Joshiwa (9)
New to the list: None
Returning to the list: BlueHippo
Top 3 biggest average rises: EagleRock (41.1+), Pinoyguy75 (24.7+), PossiblePancakes (17.6+)
Random word: Antidisestablishmentarianism

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61481 ] || [ 051 ] || [ 07.3 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 59482 ] || [ RET ] || [ URN ] || [ ING ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 58588 ] || [ 011 ] || [ 01.6 ] || [ 02.7- ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander
>>> 04 || [ 55081 ] || [ 214 ] || [ 30.6 ] || [ 00.3- ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
>>> 05 || [ 45203 ] || [ 238 ] || [ 34.0 ] || [ 11.1- ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 40973 ] || [ 298 ] || [ 42.6 ] || [ 06.7+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 39522 ] || [ 232 ] || [ 33.1 ] || [ 05.0+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 36458 ] || [ 288 ] || [ 41.1 ] || [ 41.1+ ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
>>> 09 || [ 34140 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 03.9- ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander
>>> 10 || [ 33858 ] || [ 132 ] || [ 18.9 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || PenguinLink, Sup. Commander
>>> 11 || [ 32803 ] || [ 185 ] || [ 26.4 ] || [ 22.0- ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander
>>> 12 || [ 30289 ] || [ 338 ] || [ 48.3 ] || [ 08.0+ ] || Hemlok, Sup. Commander +1
>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander -1
>>> 14 || [ 23142 ] || [ 066 ] || [ 09.4 ] || [ 05.7- ] || bifgis, Lt. General
>>> 15 || [ 21916 ] || [ 399 ] || [ 57.0 ] || [ 12.7- ] || Joshiwa, Lt. General +1
>>> 16 || [ 21744 ] || [ 051 ] || [ 07.3 ] || [ 09.1- ] || Shanus, Lt. General -1
>>> 17 || [ 20153 ] || [ 026 ] || [ 03.7 ] || [ 00.2- ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 18 || [ 20141 ] || [ 020 ] || [ 02.9 ] || [ 01.1- ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20048 ] || [ 327 ] || [ 46.7 ] || [ 12.3- ] || NEVR, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 14946 ] || [ 232 ] || [ 33.1 ] || [ 06.2+ ] || aldlv, Captain
>>> 21 || [ 14140 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || lilhunter03, Captain
>>> 22 || [ 13373 ] || [ 186 ] || [ 26.6 ] || [ 09.8- ] || Mendou, Lieutenant
>>> 23 || [ 12841 ] || [ 106 ] || [ 15.1 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 24 || [ 10259 ] || [ 097 ] || [ 13.9 ] || [ 08.6+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 25 || [ 08795 ] || [ 229 ] || [ 32.7 ] || [ 10.4- ] || Sir-Nuts, Sgt. First Class +1
>>> 26 || [ 08717 ] || [ 043 ] || [ 06.1 ] || [ 03.4- ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class -1
>>> 27 || [ 08083 ] || [ 026 ] || [ 03.7 ] || [ 02.6- ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 28 || [ 08059 ] || [ 455 ] || [ 65.0 ] || [ 14.7+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 29 || [ 08058 ] || [ 274 ] || [ 39.1 ] || [ 15.1+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 07797 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 31 || [ 07487 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.2- ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 32 || [ 07217 ] || [ 123 ] || [ 17.6 ] || [ 17.6+ ] || PossiblePancakes, Master Sergeant
>>> 33 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.1- ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 05053 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || HeavenDuff, Corporal
>>> 35 || [ 04749 ] || [ 010 ] || [ 01.4 ] || [ 00.6- ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 36 || [ 04454 ] || [ 246 ] || [ 35.1 ] || [ 24.7+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Corporal
>>> 37 || [ 04091 ] || [ 024 ] || [ 03.4 ] || [ 03.5- ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 38 || [ 03676 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 39 || [ 03117 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || NintendoMadness, Pvt. First Class
>>> 40 || [ 03105 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.7 ] || [ 01.6+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 41 || [ 02751 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 07.9 ] || [ 07.8- ] || TheNossinator, Private
>>> 42 || [ 02675 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || soulknight96, Private

Link to previous roster.


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