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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 21:47:50


At 1/23/06 09:19 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 1/23/06 09:12 PM, EagleRock wrote: Really?
Yes, actually. And I really liked the final word: "locked because you guys smell". A classic...sorry Mutant, but next time it should have a purpose.

Well, thanks, Private!

At 1/23/06 09:31 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 1/23/06 09:26 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote: he did that to most clubs. everytime he posted, he showed a cia badge, which is picture spam. i think he was banned for that.
Speaking of which why did you join smarty pants... By the way stop asking people to have you mafia post punishment lowered. It's 3 K or nothing. Well the diss is complete, feel free to watch it over my GTA crew link.

I can see my post did nothing for your catharsis... :-)

I read the post. Witty, funny, and assertive. Nothing less than I excpected from a Mafia member.

At 1/23/06 09:36 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote:
At 1/23/06 09:31 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Speaking of which why did you join smarty pants...
well by then it would of been locked.

That response makes no sense...I'm extremely confused by it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 21:54:20


At 1/23/06 09:47 PM, EagleRock wrote: I can see my post did nothing for your catharsis... :-)

It'll take more than that...I’m sure you know my style by now.

I read the post. Witty, funny, and assertive. Nothing less than I excpected from a Mafia member.

I'll take that as a compliment, thank you and rest assure no one will get any nicer treat if they do something equally stupid like him

At 1/23/06 09:36 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote

well by then it would of been locked.
That response makes no sense...I'm extremely confused by it.

Seconded, Mutant_Boloney, say something that actually explains it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 22:46:56


End of day report:

Total I gained 62+ points, bringing my b/p per day up to 57.94.
Gained 1 review 0 responses and 8 (including this one) posts today. A very productive day for me.
Also my country now has a new prime minister... Steven Harper (blah).

lol at cia crew.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 22:50:16


At 1/23/06 10:46 PM, Major_punk wrote: Also my country now has a new prime minister... Steven Harper (blah).

Thats unofficial. But I agree.

lol at cia crew.

Ditto.

I got around 100 B/P so far, and theres still time left, so overall, a good day. No reviews, no flags, no idea how many posts.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 23:42:37


Day End Repot:
71 b/p points. Better amount then yesterday, but still depressing. I'm still holding out that hope for tomorrow. It's time to retire to the barracks for the night. Happy hunting to all of you still out there doing your duty.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 23:52:33


I know the week has just begun but I still carry a nice 135+ average on B/P so far. I know I can't keep it up for ever but so far it is very good.
BTW: on page 71 we encountered mafia traitor -xtra-, he came back to the mafia expecting not to be recognized, I busted him myself making him run away. 3 calls of hooray to the fact the traitor was nailed.
Hooray!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 23:53:54


At 1/23/06 11:52 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I know the week has just begun but I still carry a nice 135+ average on B/P so far. I know I can't keep it up for ever but so far it is very good.
BTW: on page 71 we encountered mafia traitor -xtra-, he came back to the mafia expecting not to be recognized, I busted him myself making him run away. 3 calls of hooray to the fact the traitor was nailed.
Hooray!

dude for the last time...i never said i was pretending not to be -txr-. i told you in my post on the mafia I was.
and you know how much of a loser you look like saying you "busted" me? I mean seriously, once agan, this is the INTERNET!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 23:58:48


At 1/23/06 11:53 PM, -xtra- wrote: dude for the last time...i never said i was pretending not to be -txr-. i told you in my post on the mafia I was.
and you know how much of a loser you look like saying you "busted" me? I mean seriously, once agan, this is the INTERNET!

And guess what I can do over the internet? Have you banned! I hope you enjoy this moment because if I have a say in this you won't posting for months... you are spamming this club with unwanted posts. To resolve this you should have e-mailed to discuss in private. Seeing as you didn’t and chose to enter a club just to say the same thing you said on another thread and could have e-mailed me, I’m calling a mod.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 00:05:45


At 1/23/06 11:58 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I’m calling a mod.

Thank you! That guy deserves it if he comes here to spam the thread up. He has definately shown himself unworth of Mafia membership.

In other news, this is my 500th BBS post! Hooray!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 00:12:54


The portal is amazingly active tonight, I suggest keeping the DEFCON level at 3. What a good time for us! Everyone, happy b/ping!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 00:14:56


At 1/24/06 12:05 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Thank you! That guy deserves it if he comes here to spam the thread up. He has definately shown himself unworth of Mafia membership.

The barracks has now seen my practically daily work in the mafia... I'm sure Maus will take good care of him...And yes, because I remembered that son of a gun I turned him down here not to mention he was about 1498 points from qualifying here...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 00:25:05


Day's end report:
124 points. Not bad at all for a Monday! At this rate, I should be a Sergeant Major by late Wednesday/early Thursday! ^_^

At 1/23/06 10:46 PM, Major_punk wrote: End of day report:

Total I gained 62+ points, bringing my b/p per day up to 57.94.
Gained 1 review 0 responses and 8 (including this one) posts today. A very productive day for me.

Not bad at all, sir!

Also my country now has a new prime minister... Steven Harper (blah).

Are you disappointed? I don't know anything about Canadian politics, lol...hell I don't know/care much about American politics until around election time, lol.

lol at cia crew.

lol indeed. :salute:

At 1/23/06 10:50 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
I got around 100 B/P so far, and theres still time left, so overall, a good day. No reviews, no flags, no idea how many posts.

Not bad at all, Private! I don't track my reviews/flags/posts, but I might in the near future...this is pretty much the only place I post though, lol.
Thanks for showing me how to do the spinning badge emoticon thing on MSN, too! :salute:

At 1/23/06 11:42 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Day End Repot:
71 b/p points. Better amount then yesterday, but still depressing. I'm still holding out that hope for tomorrow. It's time to retire to the barracks for the night. Happy hunting to all of you still out there doing your duty.

71 points depressing? lol you're my kinda guy, PFC! I once said I should commit seppuku for getting like, 90 something points instead of 100+ XD
:salute:

At 1/23/06 11:52 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I know the week has just begun but I still carry a nice 135+ average on B/P so far. I know I can't keep it up for ever but so far it is very good.

Very good, sir! I doubt any of us can carry something like that through the weekdays, though...sigh...

BTW: on page 71 we encountered mafia traitor -xtra-, he came back to the mafia expecting not to be recognized, I busted him myself making him run away. 3 calls of hooray to the fact the traitor was nailed.
Hooray!

Hooray! I remember him, he was the guy who posted here asking to be a member, right? I don't have a personal beef with him, but breaking promises isn't cool.

At 1/23/06 11:53 PM, -xtra- wrote:
dude for the last time...i never said i was pretending not to be -txr-. i told you in my post on the mafia I was.

I think he's more mad about the leave-without-saying-anything ordeal.

and you know how much of a loser you look like saying you "busted" me? I mean seriously, once agan, this is the INTERNET!

You're the one spamming up our thread over this. Either do it elsewhere, or, preferably, stop whining anywhere, pal.

At 1/23/06 11:58 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: ownage

Thank you for that, sir.

At 1/24/06 12:05 AM, K-Pingu wrote:
In other news, this is my 500th BBS post! Hooray!

Congratulations, Private! My post count is kind of low because I tend to not post in general, but lurk there (too easy to get banned, but it's fun to watch). I should post a bit more often, though. Most of my posts are coming from here, lol.

At 1/24/06 12:12 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: The portal is amazingly active tonight, I suggest keeping the DEFCON level at 3. What a good time for us! Everyone, happy b/ping!

Good hunting to you as well, Police Lieutenant!

At 1/24/06 12:14 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
The barracks has now seen my practically daily work in the mafia... I'm sure Maus will take good care of him...And yes, because I remembered that son of a gun I turned him down here not to mention he was about 1498 points from qualifying here...

It's fun to watch you work, sir.

Okay, big long quote post is done! Whew...as Lieutenant hot_and_charming said, the portal is nice and active for nighttime hours! May as well get while the getting's good! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 00:39:49


At 1/24/06 12:25 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote::

Very good, sir! I doubt any of us can carry something like that through the weekdays, though...sigh...

this is a gangster talk moment: " I feel ya dawg"

Hooray! I remember him, he was the guy who posted here asking to be a member, right? I don't have a personal beef with him, but breaking promises isn't cool.

True, espicially since he was working in my section of the mafia. He was a sniper and then left just like that. Not even the best flash in the world would make up for that.

he's more mad about the leave-without-saying-anything ordeal.

And all the excuses...

You're the one spamming up our thread over this. Either do it elsewhere, or, preferably, stop whining anywhere, pal.

Oh I stopped it alright...

At 1/23/06 11:58 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
ownage
Thank you for that, sir.

Hey... You know me, any time. If you even need some one dissed give me a call ( or something...)

It's fun to watch you work, sir.

It's fun to do that work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 00:46:51


DEFCON Update:

The Portal is hanging on! I'm keeping the Portal at DEFCON 3, though I expect to drop it very soon.

At 1/23/06 11:53 PM, -xtra- wrote: and you know how much of a loser you look like saying you "busted" me? I mean seriously, once agan, this is the INTERNET!

Exactly...this is the Internet. Now go away and live a real life.

Frankly, I'm not one to take your word over one of my respected officers. You really think you'll get somewhere acting like this?

At 1/24/06 12:14 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 1/24/06 12:05 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Thank you! That guy deserves it if he comes here to spam the thread up. He has definately shown himself unworth of Mafia membership.
The barracks has now seen my practically daily work in the mafia... I'm sure Maus will take good care of him...And yes, because I remembered that son of a gun I turned him down here not to mention he was about 1498 points from qualifying here...

One of the funniest lines I read today.

At 1/24/06 12:25 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
124 points. Not bad at all for a Monday! At this rate, I should be a Sergeant Major by late Wednesday/early Thursday! ^_^

Not bad. I'm glad to report that I'm finally back on track, current at 115 B/P with a least 1 1/2 hours to go. The Portal is at a decent speed, and I might be able to skip another 100 B/P and move up my schedule one day, which I haven't done in a very long time! Good luck with your promotion, Master Sergeant!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 01:14:03


Thank goodness, I evetually have some time to b/p and it is 1:12 already. :P Because of the busy schedule, it looks like that I will be No. 143 for another day. >:( (I am 24 points away from No.142) I have a major Italian test at 9:00 tomorrow, so I'd better get some sleep now or I will screw up tomorrow. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 01:15:42


At 1/24/06 12:46 AM, EagleRock wrote: One of the funniest lines I read today.

Should I be considered as comedy officer? I do write monologs and actually work a little in comedy so I don't have problem with being funny.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 01:21:36


At 1/23/06 08:31 PM, Rslegend wrote: Well when he does, littlewashu is no doubt going to have a gold whistle.

that would be a nice bonus but I doubt it because I may flag a lot but but a lot of the stuff I flag doesn't have enough flags to get deleted well not all of them. I know the one's in the gayest showdown do because I flag those everyday and the ones in the abuse review link as well but there are others that don't get enough flags. now for my end day report people

B/P 30 points more then I thought I would get
Flags 1100 Crap I couldn't get to the 2000 I was hoping for :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 01:46:26


DEFCON Update:

While the Portal still holds many UJ sumbissions for this hour, it is slowly becoming depleted and not replenished by new entrants. Therefore, I am finally moving the DEFCON to DEFCON 4 after such a lucrative day.

At 1/24/06 01:15 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 1/24/06 12:46 AM, EagleRock wrote: One of the funniest lines I read today.
Should I be considered as comedy officer? I do write monologs and actually work a little in comedy so I don't have problem with being funny.

Well, I dunno about that, sir. As funny as you are, I don't think such a title would do you justice, as it doesn't really represent the fact you can actually be a rather strong intimidator... :-)

At 1/24/06 01:21 AM, LittleWashu wrote: B/P 30 points more then I thought I would get
Flags 1100 Crap I couldn't get to the 2000 I was hoping for :(

Shame to hear, sir (or ma'am?). I was so hopeful!

Incidentally, I am not one to brag, but it is a big event, so I might as well toot my own horn...

Yesterday was my third NG anniversary! It really shows how many B/P and XP I missed, doesn't it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 02:06:46


At 1/24/06 01:46 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Shame to hear, sir (or ma'am?). I was so hopeful!

Incidentally, I am not one to brag, but it is a big event, so I might as well toot my own horn...

Yesterday was my third NG anniversary! It really shows how many B/P and XP I missed, doesn't it?

congrats man that is great. but no problem I am already off to a good start for tomorrow's deadline I already got 400 flags :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 02:16:10


At 1/24/06 01:21 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
B/P 30 points more then I thought I would get
Flags 1100 Crap I couldn't get to the 2000 I was hoping for :(

Not a bad b/p score for a Monday...
lol, 1100 flags is still a lot! Good job sir...ma'am...Captain! :salute: I'll just call you by your rank until we get that cleared up. ^_^

At 1/24/06 01:46 AM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

While the Portal still holds many UJ sumbissions for this hour, it is slowly becoming depleted and not replenished by new entrants. Therefore, I am finally moving the DEFCON to DEFCON 4 after such a lucrative day.

For a Monday, it was a pretty good day, once it got started...I hope tomorrow is as active...

Yesterday was my third NG anniversary! It really shows how many B/P and XP I missed, doesn't it?

I'm an '03 sign up as well...if only I'd have deposited, I'd be such a higher level...and a Supreme Commander...lol...oh well, better late than never! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 02:41:47


At 1/24/06 02:16 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 1/24/06 01:21 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
B/P 30 points more then I thought I would get
Flags 1100 Crap I couldn't get to the 2000 I was hoping for :(
Not a bad b/p score for a Monday...
lol, 1100 flags is still a lot! Good job sir...ma'am...Captain! :salute: I'll just call you by your rank until we get that cleared up. ^_^

just read the sig message and all will be clear. But I was sad because I was trying to top my personal best of 1600 I made some time back. every new day when I flag I try to top my best. but to tell you the truth I never put in a full day of flagging I only flagged for 3 hours straight at the most. but at B/P I did that for 8 hours straight. Lol I wonder how many flags I could get if I did it 8 hours straight? I will never know because Not even I could do that

Can't call myself the flagging queen because ramagi holds that title :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 03:05:19


At 1/24/06 01:46 AM, EagleRock wrote: Well, I dunno about that, sir. As funny as you are, I don't think such a title would do you justice, as it doesn't really represent the fact you can actually be a rather strong intimidator... :-)

That only reminds how strange of a person I am, I can make some one laugh and then punch him in the face... I'll settle for intimidator.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 04:23:13


At 1/23/06 08:56 AM, iscRulz wrote: did you remember what the file was before the switch.

Sadly no. There were a good few which I remember, but the one which switched was not one.

At 1/23/06 09:54 AM, psykolord wrote: I remember that flash. Sadly, I remember voting to protect it as well. ARGH! It's times like this I despise having a 7.28 VP. > : (
At least I remember what the flash was about.

Well, sometimes the VP is a curse, but these are minority cases


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 07:09:20


At 1/23/06 09:54 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Seconded, Mutant_Boloney, say something that actually explains it.

at least two mods passed through here during the time it was active, see what i mean?


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 07:19:05


At 1/24/06 07:09 AM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote: at least two mods passed through here during the time it was active, see what i mean?

What in hell's name are you answering? We asked you why you joined, not how many mods passed there. Did anybody ask how many mods were there? Just answer the damn question, you know I'm gonna get it out of you one way or another.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 07:22:33


At 1/24/06 07:19 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 1/24/06 07:09 AM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote: at least two mods passed through here during the time it was active, see what i mean?
What in hell's name are you answering? We asked you why you joined, not how many mods passed there. Did anybody ask how many mods were there? Just answer the damn question, you know I'm gonna get it out of you one way or another.

oh that, i already said, since the mods who passed through didn't lock it, i thought it was free to join.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 08:16:36


At 1/23/06 05:37 PM, Andersson wrote: By the way, congratulations Private Carlson for being a new recruited Elite Guard, and congratulations for entering the top 300 Praporshchik Coop. =]

You have my thanks, Brigadier General Andersson.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 09:16:36


Eaglerock, three years, wow. And I thought I had missed alot of xp. For a while after I joined, I got sort of frustrated because I thought how you got xp was from reveiwing (Notice the high number of reveiws), and I would never gain any.

Finally my friend told me that I had to actually vote on movie. It was a long time after that that I discovered the portal. Which leads to another tale of my ignorance. I saw peoples profiles saying :assisted in the blah blah of so many submissions, blams of so many submissions, and once I saw someone with a safety patrol rank. I thought "Wow! Seet! How do I get that!"

So everyday I would vote on already past judgement movies, if I thought they were good or bad, but I never gained one single b/p point!

And then..finally...that same friend (who is actually a civilian btw, his names shenron) told me about UJ movie, and I started b/ping. And thats my story.

Littlewashu, where do you find all these reveiws? If its a secret no need to reveal it, just curious.

-Police captain rslegend

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At 1/24/06 09:16 AM, Rslegend wrote: And then..finally...that same friend (who is actually a civilian btw, his names shenron) told me about UJ movie, and I started b/ping. And thats my story.

I had similar. We got broadband and I had spent about two or three months becoming enamoured with the site. I used to come on here with dial-up for like half an hour every week or so to play Assassin, when it had the really cool music, but I never signed up. My friends would show me some of the funny flashes of the week and I'd ahve fun watching them.

I had a week's holiday. After spunking most of the day watching Weebl and Bob back to back to back, I read the NGFAQ. Then I started B/Ping and was soon passed by my brother, hence why I want to pass him again. He wasn't working, so had about 7-8 hours a day on the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-24 10:16:19


At 1/23/06 07:37 PM, Major_punk wrote: Congrats on the new rank sir!, and fairly quickly to considering your sign up date.

Thank you, and yes I believe so, atleast if you consider the fact that by easter 2205, I only had 3´000 - 4´000 blam/save points.