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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-12 21:45:06


At 4/12/08 09:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Sorry I took so damn long to get around to this, I've been rather inactive lately. I think that I need to appoint a deputy recruitment officer or something to handle activities during my occasional sojourns away from the site...

That deputy idea is a good one so there will always be someone around for sure to keep things running smoothly.

So life has gotten in the way maybe? I know how it is, its happening to me as of late.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-12 23:08:19


At 4/12/08 10:43 AM, NEVR wrote: Bahamut just bought this to my attention...

Major-punk, a long time member of the EGB, apparently passed away a few days ago. I'm not sure if this is true, or if it's a silly little joke, but if it is true, then RIP Major-punk.

I don't know what to say about this a part from that if it is true it is very said and if it is a sick joke then i don't know what Bahamut was thinking...

Until futher evidence on this i will say R.I.P Major-Punk just because that is the right thing to do if this horrible event is true.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-12 23:36:57


At 4/12/08 11:08 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I don't know what to say about this a part from that if it is true it is very said and if it is a sick joke then i don't know what Bahamut was thinking...

Let me clarify: Bahamut only brought the news post to my attention, in another thread. He was just generally putting it out there for discussion, like I did in here. No undue anger towards him, please, he's just the messenger, same as me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 00:12:24


At 4/12/08 09:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/9/08 06:32 PM, Grammer wrote: Master Sergeant, reporting in!!
Sorry I took so damn long to get around to this, I've been rather inactive lately. I think that I need to appoint a deputy recruitment officer or something to handle activities during my occasional sojourns away from the site...

I like this idea, we should have new officers, like recruitment and roster-keeper officers. We have members that will fit very well in these positions.

At 4/12/08 09:39 PM, NEVR wrote: Might be a good idea, just so that we always have at least one officer who has the authority to get the ball rolling on new recruits. I saw his request when he posted it, but thought I'd better just leave it until you dropped by.

Example, NEVR can be both a recruitment and a roster-keeper officer, since he's always online and makes the roster sometimes.

I think we should have some sort of election of new officers, to see what everyone here thinks about new officers. I already stated my opinion and everyone else should as well.
___________

Well, my house didn't have lights for about 30 minutes today. It sucked, because I always have to light candles and that takes me some time, since I can't find them. I hate when this happens.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 00:40:41


At 4/13/08 12:12 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: he's always online

My 'Log Out' button doesn't work...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 00:48:38


At 4/13/08 12:40 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 4/13/08 12:12 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: he's always online
My 'Log Out' button doesn't work...

Button? What button?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 01:27:05


At 4/13/08 12:12 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I like this idea, we should have new officers, like recruitment and roster-keeper officers. We have members that will fit very well in these positions.

sounds like an official request, for a new 'egb big players'...
XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 02:31:43


At 4/12/08 10:43 AM, NEVR wrote: Bahamut just bought this to my attention...

Major-punk, a long time member of the EGB, apparently passed away a few days ago. I'm not sure if this is true, or if it's a silly little joke, but if it is true, then RIP Major-punk.

For some reason, I don't believe it.

Partially because I don't want to, but also because this "friend" doesn't specify what happened or when it happened. And although some one asked "what happened" and another "why" the person didn't respond to them, but focused on Coop, who gave a short but touching eulogy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 10:24:27


At 4/13/08 02:09 AM, cr0mxt wrote: goes to show you how long life can last. great idea wasting it here protectin teh portal rite

Yeah, because that's ALL we do with out lives. Jog on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 14:15:04


Can i join i know i suk but ill improve honestly SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SALUTES U


hi

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 14:31:28


At 4/13/08 10:41 AM, cr0mxt wrote: i didnt say all of you did it

i just said wasting your life on the portal isnt a great idea

for you... stop posting here...
you can have your own ideas of what is waste the time...
but... you don't need to come here and attack...

At 4/13/08 02:15 PM, nuclear6 wrote: Can i join i know i suk but ill improve honestly SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SALUTES U

for you...
sorry civilian... to enter here....
you need to have 2500+ B/P points
if you get to the 500+ B/P you can apply to the NGPD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 15:33:55


At 4/13/08 03:25 PM, PigletsMemories wrote: The death is a joke. Go home.

You need to stop trolling and I am sorry to disappoint you but you will not get a rise out of us. Now go away little nub from this thread which you have no business posting in anyway.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 16:26:14


What's with all the trolls lately? There's been a bunch of them in here and in the Wi/Ht? forums. Seems to me like some kids need to get themselves a life rather than trying in vain to annoy others.

Anyway, it's been a bit quiet in here lately, which is a shame. Perhaps we should start working on some projects to improve the EGB and get some more activity going in here? I know PossiblePancakes was talking about the EGB website a while ago, but he hasn't been around much of late, so nobody seems to really know what's going on with that.

Still, I'd like to see people getting a bit more involved. Only problem is, we need things for people to get involved in. Any ideas?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 16:31:14


At 4/13/08 04:26 PM, NEVR wrote: What's with all the trolls lately? There's been a bunch of them in here and in the Wi/Ht? forums. Seems to me like some kids need to get themselves a life rather than trying in vain to annoy others.

Anyway, it's been a bit quiet in here lately, which is a shame. Perhaps we should start working on some projects to improve the EGB and get some more activity going in here? I know PossiblePancakes was talking about the EGB website a while ago, but he hasn't been around much of late, so nobody seems to really know what's going on with that.

Still, I'd like to see people getting a bit more involved. Only problem is, we need things for people to get involved in. Any ideas?

Well I do recall Slash having that goal for everyone to gain a Deity whistle.

Maybe we should have something like that again or maybe a quota for flash reviews a week or even a minimum voting on flash a week. Maybe instead of a end of the month review we could have reviews on the portal and/or the forums each week.

I don't know I am just throwing ideas out there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 16:36:01


At 4/13/08 04:31 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 4/13/08 04:26 PM, NEVR wrote: ...
...
I don't know I am just throwing ideas out there.

and your ideas are fine Joshiwa... I like them
making the thread more active... do you think so kind of competition (like the NGDD do) could work?

(// but.. I mean... not copying the NGDD... just... taking that as an idea...)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 16:39:45


At 4/13/08 04:36 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 4/13/08 04:31 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 4/13/08 04:26 PM, NEVR wrote: ...
...
I don't know I am just throwing ideas out there.
and your ideas are fine Joshiwa... I like them
making the thread more active... do you think so kind of competition (like the NGDD do) could work?
(// but.. I mean... not copying the NGDD... just... taking that as an idea...)

What kind of competitions do they hold? I am kind of wary taking things from the NGDD.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 16:49:36


At 4/13/08 04:31 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Well I do recall Slash having that goal for everyone to gain a Deity whistle.

That's a nice idea, although at the moment the review flagging system is a little temperamental IMO - what with bob's new rule , and review mods having slightly different views on what is and isn't abusive. The only secure avenue is flagging rule-breaking submissions, but it's harder to get a flag on those, what with all the other people going for them.

Maybe we should have something like that again or maybe a quota for flash reviews a week or even a minimum voting on flash a week. Maybe instead of a end of the month review we could have reviews on the portal and/or the forums each week.

Perhaps not a quote - but what about a weekly review 'competition'? Every Friday or Saturday we could have someone pulling each user's review count, and posting a list of the top 10 reviews for the week. Of course, we only advocate good reviews, but that might be another nice thing to get the EGB involved in - rather than just protecting the portal, we'd be helping the flash artists out too.

I don't know I am just throwing ideas out there.

I like.

At 4/13/08 04:36 PM, aldlv wrote: making the thread more active... do you think so kind of competition (like the NGDD do) could work?
(// but.. I mean... not copying the NGDD... just... taking that as an idea...)

Competitions are always good to get people involved, but there's the question of what people would be willing to do, and what type of competitions would be beneficial to the Barracks.

I love the fact that there's already a lot of positive feedback, and obviously a lot of you guys have a lot to offer and contribute. Don't be shy to put forward an idea - it's all beneficial to the EGB, which is the whole point.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 16:59:31


At 4/13/08 04:54 PM, PigletsMemories wrote:
At 4/13/08 03:33 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
"Little nub?" I've been on NG since 2004, and I probably know more about NG's history than you. Not that it matters, but I'm not a "little nub."

first... your account is from 2008
second... you have to stop posting here... you are not part of the EGB


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 17:06:15


At 4/13/08 04:49 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 4/13/08 04:31 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Well I do recall Slash having that goal for everyone to gain a Deity whistle.
That's a nice idea, although at the moment the review flagging system is a little temperamental IMO - what with bob's new rule , and review mods having slightly different views on what is and isn't abusive. The only secure avenue is flagging rule-breaking submissions, but it's harder to get a flag on those, what with all the other people going for them.

Well its pretty simple if you only flag reviews that abuse the author and not the flash, but flagging rule-breaking flash is also a good route.


Maybe we should have something like that again or maybe a quota for flash reviews a week or even a minimum voting on flash a week. Maybe instead of a end of the month review we could have reviews on the portal and/or the forums each week.
Perhaps not a quote - but what about a weekly review 'competition'? Every Friday or Saturday we could have someone pulling each user's review count, and posting a list of the top 10 reviews for the week. Of course, we only advocate good reviews, but that might be another nice thing to get the EGB involved in - rather than just protecting the portal, we'd be helping the flash artists out too.

A review competition could be nice, it might actually motivate me to review some, I know I could never win but I would be making some. Of course only good reviews following the guidelines may it be telling the author its good points or only telling the author what they need to od to improve.


At 4/13/08 04:36 PM, aldlv wrote: making the thread more active... do you think so kind of competition (like the NGDD do) could work?
(// but.. I mean... not copying the NGDD... just... taking that as an idea...)
Competitions are always good to get people involved, but there's the question of what people would be willing to do, and what type of competitions would be beneficial to the Barracks.

I know I would be willing to do things for a competition but others may not be so inclined to participate.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 17:45:22


At 4/13/08 04:26 PM, NEVR wrote: What's with all the trolls lately? There's been a bunch of them in here and in the Wi/Ht? forums. Seems to me like some kids need to get themselves a life rather than trying in vain to annoy others.

Yeah, well, PigletsMemories here is the same dude who was threatening that raid a while back. You remember, RonaldMcDonaldRifle? And cr0mxt, well, cr0m's pretty well known among the spammers and other rule-breakers; he's known for fileswaps, viruses, account theft, and such rule-breaking. Those types of people really don't like groups like the EGB, which stand for upholding the rules and all, know what I mean?

Still, I'd like to see people getting a bit more involved. Only problem is, we need things for people to get involved in. Any ideas?

Someone mentioned competitions like the Department of Defense has. Maybe a competition for writing reviews? But there would need to be some kind of reward too. Other than that, and maybe some activity in other forums than C&C and Wi/Ht with the club in the sig (because C&C and Wi/Ht mostly know about the EGB, while there's likely people on General or on /v/ who might make good members that do not), I don't really have any suggestions.

Also,
Original: http://www.finefin.com/dotville.htm
Stolen: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 4917

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 17:52:53


members that do not), I don't really have any suggestions.


Also,
Original: http://www.finefin.com/dotville.htm
Stolen: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 4917

Well done i just blew the whistle! the descripton was suspicious, and i agree about Bob message being totally confusing although i have not lost any whistle points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 17:53:55


Sorry to almost double post, but... More whistle material:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 4918
Real pornography.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 17:57:10


At 4/13/08 05:53 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Sorry to almost double post, but... More whistle material:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 4918
Real pornography.

Well done Soulmaster71 you have been busy today!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 18:52:54


At 4/13/08 04:26 PM, NEVR wrote: What's with all the trolls lately? There's been a bunch of them in here and in the Wi/Ht? forums. Seems to me like some kids need to get themselves a life rather than trying in vain to annoy others.

Most of them tell us to "get a life", while most of them don't have a real one and tell us to get one. Shameful...

Still, I'd like to see people getting a bit more involved. Only problem is, we need things for people to get involved in. Any ideas?

And we also need more people to discuss the ideas. Not many member have been very active here lately. I was looking at the user base here on the C&C, and some users could be a great addition here. We have to invite potential recruits.

At 4/13/08 04:49 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 4/13/08 04:31 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
Maybe we should have something like that again or maybe a quota for flash reviews a week or even a minimum voting on flash a week. Maybe instead of a end of the month review we could have reviews on the portal and/or the forums each week.
Perhaps not a quote - but what about a weekly review 'competition'? Every Friday or Saturday we could have someone pulling each user's review count, and posting a list of the top 10 reviews for the week. Of course, we only advocate good reviews, but that might be another nice thing to get the EGB involved in - rather than just protecting the portal, we'd be helping the flash artists out too.

Yeah, we should "spread" our activities to the other parts of Newgrounds, like reviewing Flashes and Audio.

We could have also a monthly roster of all our stats, like in the Wi/Ht regulars list...

Well, someone here please create a thread on our forums so we can throw more ideas there. I'd create one, but I'm a little busy.

I don't know I am just throwing ideas out there.
I like.

So do I.

At 4/13/08 04:36 PM, aldlv wrote: making the thread more active... do you think so kind of competition (like the NGDD do) could work?
(// but.. I mean... not copying the NGDD... just... taking that as an idea...)
Competitions are always good to get people involved, but there's the question of what people would be willing to do, and what type of competitions would be beneficial to the Barracks.

Put that on the thread too.

At 4/13/08 05:51 PM, PigletsMemories wrote: I'm soooo cool that I had an account here when I was 11, wooohoooo!

Shut up. I'll contact a moderator if you don't stop spamming here.

Completely unrelated to the topic: next week I might become a Sergeant First Class and enter the 1,500 point gaps.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 18:59:57


I would like to be more active here my keyboard, just stop working its ok now i like the sound of being a roaster.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 19:48:04


Sir i been in the flash portal Orangebeef been spamming rubbish today http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 4944


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 21:16:10


At 4/13/08 05:53 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Sorry to almost double post, but... More whistle material:

I just want to congratulate you for your hard work today keeping the portal safe, I can't wait for when you rank up to private and become a full member of the EGB.

Looks like our little troll problem was taken care of.

Anyway, the portal has been very busy today and I hope everyone is wearing out their voting bar. ;)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 22:12:48


Validation period for Grammer is over, and he has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard.

Reminder---do not respond to spammers. That means not even once. Not even if you can destroy their logic. They're not looking for debate, they're looking for lolcows to milk, and that's what you're being if you reply to them. Mods will be contacted over PM to deal with repeat offenders, so don't just assume that no one is taking care of it just because no one is posting in response to them.

As for the deputy recruitment officer thing...yeah, it would be wise. I'm not leaving Newgrounds, not by a long shot, but I have been in one of my lulls lately, so having another member handle recruitment requests would be good for those time periods. Hell, even when I do become active again, it's good to have a few people to take incoming requests.

My first idea is to simply make all officers capable of handling recruitment affairs, but I'll need a complete list of officers first, to see who is still active and who is not, as the current officer list on the EGB forums is fairly old. Plus we need to see which roles need filling, too. All active officers should PM me with their titles/duties so that I can make a record of them. I'll contact any officer who does not message me and see if they're still active/giving a damn.

Until then, I'll keep a closer eye on the Barracks and handle recruitment faster.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-13 22:53:30


At 4/13/08 10:12 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Validation period for Grammer is over, and he has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard.

Welcome to the EGB!

As for the deputy recruitment officer thing...

To be honest, I'm sure it would be nice for you to have some of the weight lifted from your shoulders. You do a great job with the recruiting, but everyone needs a break once in a while, and it's nice to know that when you take some time off, there's someone there to fill in for you.

My first idea is to simply make all officers capable of handling recruitment affairs, but I'll need a complete list of officers first, to see who is still active and who is not, as the current officer list on the EGB forums is fairly old.

Yeah, I gotta say I haven't seen most of those guys on the Officer List around here all that much lately. Perhaps it's time for a change of hats, so to speak.

Just an idea - but what if all the barracks officers had a deputy? Might be a good idea, especially seeing as we have a list of older officers who aren't doing much (if anything), and a fair few active members who'd make great officers or deputies, IMO.

Just a thought, but it might be nice. I'm sure there's a lot of people who deserve to hold a title within the barracks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-04-14 03:10:14


At 4/13/08 10:12 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Validation period for Grammer is over, and he has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard.

Welcome Grammer...

Reminder---do not respond to spammers.

ok... we won't


My first idea is to simply make all officers capable of handling recruitment affairs, but I'll need a complete list of officers first, to see who is still active and who is not, as the current officer list on the EGB forums is fairly old. Plus we need to see which roles need filling, too.

ohh... is a pretty nice idea...
as NEVR already told you, have a little help is always fine

so... New roles? Interesting...
What do we need now???
I would love to hear everyone opinion about this...


Until then, I'll keep a closer eye on the Barracks and handle recruitment faster.

sure... that would be cool


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